Wipe Out/Transcript

[19:19] <@ThatEpic> --START--

[19:19] <@ThatEpic> Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!

[19:19] <@ThatEpic> Our 14 freaks and geeks moved into their new home.

[19:19] <@ThatEpic> There were wizards,

[19:19] <@ThatEpic> cheerleaders,

[19:19] <@ThatEpic> giants,

[19:19] <@ThatEpic> and even a beatboxer.

[19:20] <@ThatEpic> When we challenged are contestants to build themselves a home, some built a fire-prone treehouse.

[19:20] <@ThatEpic> Some build nothing at all.

[19:20] <@ThatEpic> And some built an EPIC chris statue.

[19:20] <@Chris_McLean> You can probably guess which one won.

[19:20] <@Chris_McLean> ;)

[19:21] <@Chris_McLean> Now, Maskwak is living in statue luxury, while Kinosewak is living in cave hell.

[19:21] <@Chris_McLean> Who will win our second challenge?

[19:21] <@Chris_McLean> The formidable Maskwak...

[19:21] <@Chris_McLean> or the much less formidable Kinosewak.

[19:21] <@Chris_McLean> Water you waiting for? Get ready for some...

[19:21] <@Chris_McLean> Total...

[19:21] <@Chris_McLean> Drama...

[19:21] <@Chris_McLean> Pahkitew Island!

[19:22] <@Chris_McLean> --Team Kinosewak--

[19:22] * Rodney| wakes up

[19:22] <+Leonard_> No worries guild! We may be sleeping on rocks and starving but we have one thing those other jerks don't! A B&B playset!

[19:22] <+Rodney|> Hey, Leonard. Just wondering, do you have... uh, any love potions?

[19:22] <+Rodney|> I think I may be needing one. :s

[19:22] * Rodney| gestures over to a sleeping Amy

[19:22] <+Amy__> Ugh SAMEY you're awfully quiet today

[19:22] <+Amy__> Keep it that way.

[19:23] <+Rodney|> Just look at her poetic speech :')

[19:23] <+Leonard_> Yeah she's a card that's for sure

[19:23] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Well, that was a rough night. Believe me, though, I had a dream about Amy... and it was SURELY a sign of what's to come! <3

[19:23] * Samey_ wakes up and looks over at Amy, glaring at her.

[19:23] <+Samey_> Sleep well? I sure didn't..

[19:23] <+Amy__> Good@Samey

[19:23] <+Amy__> I slept like an angel.

[19:24] <+Amy__> Because I am one

[19:23] * JasmineSomebody wakes up.

[19:23] * JasmineSomebody stretches.

[19:24] <+JasmineSomebody> Good morning!

[19:24] <+Samey_> Morning, Jasmine.

[19:24] * Rodney| smiles dorkily at Jasmine

[19:24] * JasmineSomebody smiles back at Rodney.

[19:24] * Rodney| 's eyes turn into hearts

[19:25] <+Rodney|> (CONF): The way... The way Jasmine smiled... I think the whole world stopped and stared for a while. That... That was beautiful.

[19:25] <+Rodney|> (CONF): But how am I going to break the news to Amy?

[19:25] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: Rodney is sure a weird person. But he is sweet.

[19:24] <+Sky|Phone> (CONF): I'm happy that we get to live in conditions that push me out of my comfort zone, but I'm upset that we lost the challenge. Going out first would be a major blow! It would mean everything if I won on live television. I want my family to see that my sister isn't the only fierce competitor in the family!

[19:24] <+Sky|Phone> Samey, why do you let your sister push you around like that?

[19:24] <+Samey_> Oh, I-

[19:25] <+Samey_> I don't know, Sky...

[19:25] <+Samey_> I'm just used to that, I guess.

[19:25] <+Amy__> Excuse me

[19:25] <+Amy__> Samey

[19:25] <+Samey_> What, Amy?

[19:25] <+Amy__> Why are you talking to people and NOT finding me berries to eat

[19:25] <+Amy__> I'm HUNGRY

[19:25] * Amy__ snaps

[19:25] * Samey_ groans.

[19:26] <+Samey_> Strawberries or blueberries?

[19:26] <+Leonard__> WHen the wolves raised me during the summer of 2013 I learned how to eat rocks.

[19:26] <+Leonard__> Well not eat

[19:26] <+Rodney|> I'm used to it, I've eaten sacks of gruel before.

[19:26] <+Rodney|> Strengthens my bones.

[19:26] <+Sky|Phone> If we're going to win the next challenge, team, we need to play hard!

[19:26] <+JasmineSomebody> Agreed, Sky!

[19:26] <+JasmineSomebody> We have to work as a team.

[19:26] <+Sky|Phone> (CONF): It sucks that we need to vote someone out. For us to win the next challenge, we have to get rid of dead weight and I've gotten attached to everyone in these past two days.

[19:26] <+Samey_> I think we can win..

[19:27] <+JasmineSomebody> Let's prove them we're not losers!

[19:27] <+Samey_> We just, uh, have to do better!

[19:27] <+Sky|Phone> (CONF): Still... I need to keep my eye on the prize. I'm here to win, not to make friends! :S

[19:27] <@Chris_McLean> --Team Maskwak--

[19:27] * Sugar wakes up

[19:27] <+Sugar> Moring y'all!

[19:27] * Scarlett| adjusts glasses

[19:28] <+Ella_> Helloooooooooo everyone!

[19:28] * Dave--_ gets up

[19:27] * Max_The_Evil stretches awkwardly

[19:27] <+Max_The_Evil> Ah.

[19:27] <+Max_The_Evil> Another delightfully EVIL day!

[19:27] * Shawn1 sneaks behind Max

[19:27] <+Shawn1> HEY GUYS

[19:28] * Max_The_Evil jumps

[19:28] <+Max_The_Evil> AGH!

[19:28] <+Shawn1> I stayed up all night.

[19:28] <+Shawn1> As usual.

[19:28] <+Max_The_Evil> WORTHLESS SLIME!

[19:28] <+Max_The_Evil> How DARE you scare me like that!

[19:28] <+Shawn1> Got some berries, too

[19:28] <+Shawn1> Who wants some breakfast?

[19:28] <+Dave--_> Well...

[19:28] <+Sugar> ME! @ Shawn

[19:28] * Shawn1 passes out berries

[19:28] <+Sugar> I'm starved after we whooped the other team yesterday

[19:28] <+Ella_> How are you, my little team friends?

[19:28] <+Max_The_Evil> Team... friends? You have it all wrong, you are the MINIONS! I am the MASTER!

[19:28] <+Max_The_Evil> Because I am EVIL!

[19:28] * Max_The_Evil raises hands up

[19:28] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA

[19:29] <+Max_The_Evil> See?

[19:28] <+Shawn1> While you guys were all wasting time sleeping

[19:29] <+Sugar> Wasting?

[19:28] <+Shawn1> I was preparing.

[19:29] * Ella_ pats Shawn

[19:29] <+Max_The_Evil> EVIL

[19:29] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): Living under a statue isn't the most effective way to completely rest up, so there's an approximate 54% chance we'll be on an even playing field with the other team in terms of fatigue.

[19:29] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): Of course, if our team had simply gone with MY idea, we wouldn't be in this unfortunate predicament.

[19:30] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): But...I have to be smart about it. I can't let them know I'm capable of coming up with any more top percentile ideas.

[19:30] <+Topher|Phone> Isn't this statue the greatest? :D

[19:29] <+Dave--_> maybe we should find a real place to rest after the next challenge

[19:29] <+Dave--_> we do have a bunch of supplies we didn't use

[19:30] <+Ella____> Well, there's plenty of ways I can help use those supplies.

[19:30] <+Ella____> My animals happen to be excellent builders.

[19:29] <+Max_The_Evil> If you guys had taken my advice and built my EVIL LAIR! This wouldn't be happening!!!

[19:29] <+Ella_> Don't worry about having to prepare.

[19:30] <+Max_The_Evil> Scarlett! Bring me my evil poobah hat!

[19:30] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY!

[19:30] <+Max_The_Evil> POST-HASTE!

[19:30] <+Max_The_Evil> ASAP!

[19:30] <+Max_The_Evil> STAT!

[19:30] <+Max_The_Evil> NOW!

[19:30] <+Max_The_Evil> ...please?

[19:29] <+Shawn1> I already have our zombie apocalypse survival plan.

[19:29] <+Shawn1> I know our escape routes, our hideouts

[19:29] <+Shawn1> And who, if we had to, we would sacrifice.

[19:29] <+Shawn1> Dave.

[19:29] <+Shawn1> We would sacrifice Dave.

[19:29] <+Shawn1> Sorry dude.

[19:30] <+Dave--_> What?

[19:30] <+Dave--_> okay, first Scarlett and now you?

[19:30] <+Dave--_> what's with the sacrifice talk?

[19:30] <+Shawn1> You have the least to offer the group.

[19:30] <+Shawn1> We'd sacrifice you first easily

[19:30] <+Shawn1> But we'd definitely feel bad about it.

[19:30] <+Scarlett|> Sacrifice?

[19:31] <+Scarlett|> That tradition ended long ago in a completely different culture.

[19:31] <+Ella____> I don't understand. We shouldn't need to ki--lose any member of our team.

[19:30] <+Dave--_> well, joke's on you, shawn

[19:30] <+Dave--_> Y2K and 2012 passed and nothing happened

[19:31] <+Shawn1> That's what they WANT you to think, Dave.

[19:31] <+Shawn1> Maybe the world's already ended.

[19:31] <+Shawn1> And we just don't know it yet.

[19:31] <+Topher|Phone> You're both really funny. Why don't you just obsess over Chris like me? :/

[19:31] <+Dave--_> Newton said 2060

[19:31] <+Dave--_> so... we may still have some time to change that plan

[19:31] <+Shawn1> Guys. Don't worry, sacrificing Dave is like, last resort.

[19:33] <+Dave--_> (CONF:) So, two people are already talking about sacrifice so far. That's just plain weird.

[19:31] <+Max_The_Evil> What are you blathering about?!

[19:31] <+Max_The_Evil> You guys need to listen to my EVIL PLAN!

[19:31] <+Sugar1> Let's here the midget out.

[19:31] <+Ella____> Oh, well, Max, what IS your plan?

[19:31] <+Max_The_Evil> My plan is quite simple.

[19:31] <+Sugar1> Mama says if you ever see a tiny man you should listen to him.

[19:31] <+Sugar1> He might tell you where his gold is.

[19:31] <+Ella____> I agree with the country girl over there! Let's have that adorable little boy tell us what he thinks.

[19:31] <+Scarlett|> Yes, Max, do indulge us with the details of your plan!

[19:31] * Scarlett| winces

[19:31] <+Ella____> Children always end up being right!

[19:32] <+Ella____> At least in the musicals I've seen, it's always important to trust a child.

[19:32] <+Scarlett|> That shouldn't be, don't you agree? @Ella

[19:32] <+Scarlett|> Children have a limited intellect.

[19:32] <+Scarlett|> Therefore, they are unable to make completely knowledgable decisions without outside influence.

[19:32] <+Ella____> Well, perhaps, Scarlett, but they're also the most pure! The most innocent!

[19:31] * Max_The_Evil pulls out comically large paper

[19:31] <+Max_The_Evil> AHEM!

[19:32] <+Max_The_Evil> MINIONS OF LITTLE MISTER DREAD-U-LOCKS. GIVE ME YOUR EAR! I, YOUR GREAT AND TERRIBLE LEADER, IS HERE TO SAVE US FROM A LOSS.

[19:32] <+Max_The_Evil> I HAVE A PLAN

[19:32] <+Max_The_Evil> TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[19:32] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[19:32] <+Dave--_> great. and terrible.

[19:32] <+Dave--_> weird.

[19:32] <+Max_The_Evil> FIRST

[19:32] <+Max_The_Evil> WE TAKE A GIGANTIC ROCK

[19:32] <+Max_The_Evil> THEN WE ROLL IT DOWN THE HILL

[19:33] <+Sugar1> And then?

[19:33] <+Max_The_Evil> AND CRUSH THE KINOSEWAKS

[19:33] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[19:33] <+Sugar1> Brilliant!

[19:33] <+Sugar1> See that's why we listen to midgets!

[19:33] <+Sugar1> Why don't you come up with plans like that Scarlett?

[19:33] <+Scarlett|> I did come up with a plan... @Sugar

[19:33] <+Scarlett|> You opted not to follow it, though.

[19:34] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): I don't think most of my team is really keen on rational thinking.

[19:34] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): Sugar didn't even acknowledge my perfect shelter blueprint...

[19:35] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): I mean, really? Sacrifice? That's so 120 AD.

[19:35] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): And Max thinks he's got this genius plan, and I'll agree with him, but he's honestly dumber than a bag of hammers.

[19:33] <+Max_The_Evil> I KNEW IT WAS A GOOD IDEA! Because I made it!

[19:33] <+Topher|Phone> ...Right. Okay. But, since I won the first challenge for us, I should be leader.

[19:33] <+Topher|Phone> Step aside.

[19:33] <+Topher|Phone> Chris loves me.

[19:33] <+Ella____> ♪ In order to prevent a loss, a rolling stone will gather moss! ♫

[19:33] <+Max_The_Evil> BACK OFF POOFY HAIR! @Topher

[19:33] <+Shawn1> I should lead.

[19:33] <+Shawn1> I have the best survival skills.

[19:33] <+Shawn1> You all need my expertise to survive the zombie onslaught.

[19:33] * Max_The_Evil stands triumphantly

[19:33] <+Ella____> Good job, Max!

[19:33] * Ella____ claps

[19:34] <+Max_The_Evil> YES

[19:34] <+Max_The_Evil> APPLAUD

[19:34] <+Max_The_Evil> APPLAUD FOR YOUR MASTER

[19:34] <+Max_The_Evil> APPLAUD I TELL YOU

[19:34] <+Max_The_Evil> APPLAUD!!!

[19:34] * Ella____ continues applauding despite nobody else doing so

[19:34] <+Sugar1> What we need is more food.

[19:34] * Sugar1 ate all the berries.

[19:34] <+Max_The_Evil> Sugar.

[19:34] <+Max_The_Evil> It is YOUR JOB

[19:35] <+Max_The_Evil> to get food

[19:35] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU ARE OUR FOOD MANAGER NOW!

[19:35] <+Shawn1> I can help, Sugar.

[19:35] <+Sugar1> Sounds good to me!

[19:35] <+Shawn1> I'm pretty knowledgeable about berries and stuff.

[19:35] <+Sugar1> We'll be Sugawn!

[19:35] <+Shawn1> And you'll need protection if any zombies come along.

[19:35] <+Ella____> Excuse me, Max?

[19:35] <+Max_The_Evil> Yes, small pathetic one?

[19:35] <+Ella____> May I be the team builder?

[19:35] <+Max_The_Evil> I suppose if nobody else wants to.

[19:36] <+Ella____> Yay!

[19:36] * Ella____ whistles

[19:36] * Ella____ whispers to the rabbit

[19:36] * Ella____ whispers to the rabbit

[19:36] * Ella____ rabbit suddenly builds a tiny, shaky hut thing

[19:36] <+Ella____> It's still learning...but that'll do for now!

[19:37] <+Ella____> (CONF): I really should have thought before I let Monty do the building...He's progressing fast, but he's still just a novice. I needed one more experienced with my particular predicament.

[19:38] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): Like I said...not the most cerebral collection of humans.

[19:38] <@Chris_McLean> PA: *turns on*

[19:38] <@Chris_McLean> CAMPERS!

[19:38] <@Chris_McLean> GET READY FOR YOUR SECOND CHALLENGE!

[19:38] <@Chris_McLean> Change into your swimsuits and meet me at the beach...

[19:38] <@Chris_McLean> NOW!

[19:38] <@Chris_McLean> --Walking To Beach: Both Teams--

[19:38] <+Sugar1> I'll eat them next time.

[19:38] <+Max_The_Evil> If you say SORRY! @Shawn

[19:38] <+Topher|Phone> YES! I can show off.

[19:38] <+Shawn1> Sorry for what?

[19:39] * Dave--_ arrives in swim trunks

[19:39] * Sugar1 changes into a scantily clad bikini

[19:39] <+Ella____> I'm not much of a swimmer. I'm more of a rider. But alright!

[19:39]  Hello, other team!

[19:39] <+Max_The_Evil> BEATING UP MR. CUDDLY-BUTTONS!

[19:39] <+Topher|Phone> Chris will LOVE me!

[19:39] * Rodney| changes into swimsuit

[19:39] * Sky|Phone wears dream catcher earrings

[19:39] <+Sky|Phone> For good luck.

[19:39] <+Shawn1> I didn't do that.

[19:39] <+Rodney|> Uh, is this beach bod good enough for Jasmine?

[19:39] <+Max_The_Evil> Oh well my mistake

[19:39] * Max_The_Evil hands Shawn hat

[19:39] <+Samey_> J-Jasmine, what do you think Chris will make us do?

[19:39] <+Shawn1> You look like a stud, Rod.

[19:39] * Scarlett| walks to the beach in a red one-piece

[19:39] <+Sugar1> Mama always says if you got it, flaunt it! What 'it' is I don't know, but I'm sure I got it!

[19:39] <+Rodney|> It's not like there are too many bodies of water around the farm, though...

[19:39] * Leonard is walking down the beach still in his cloak

[19:39] <+Sugar1> I got everything!

[19:39] * Max_The_Evil changes into awkward purple one-piece.

[19:39]  It is! @Rodney

[19:39] <+Shawn1> I want Rodney on my zombie apocalypse team.

[19:39] <+Sugar1> Yoohoo! Mr. Wizurd!

[19:39] <+Max_The_Evil> My EVIL BEACH BODY IS READY

[19:39] <+Rodney|> ...

[19:39] <+Rodney|> :o

[19:39] * Rodney| begins to cry tears of joy

[19:40] * Leonard straightens beard and glances at Sugar

[19:40] <+Dave--_> So... I'm here. Where is everyone?

[19:40] <+Topher|Phone> ...that's disgusting. @Max

[19:40] <+Shawn1> Yeah, sorry for the farmer's tan guys.

[19:40] <+Rodney|> I, I just... Love... It means... So much... I'm...

[19:40] * JasmineSomebody stares at Rodney

[19:40] <+Shawn1> I don't go outside much.

[19:40] <+Leonard> Hello

[19:40] <+Scarlett|> ...Shawn?

[19:40] <+Shawn1> At all.

[19:40]  ...Are you okay? @Rodney

[19:40] * Sky|Phone catches up to Samey

[19:40] * Sugar1 winks at Leonard

[19:40] <+Shawn1> Sup, Scarlett?

[19:40] <+Max_The_Evil> You're just JEALOUS! @Topher

[19:40] <+Sugar1> Hey there.

[19:40] <+Scarlett|> I hate to break it to you, but an apocalyptic ending for the earth involving the undead is extremely unfathomable.

[19:40] <+Sky|Phone> Hey, Samey! Ready for the challenge?

[19:40] <+Sugar1> How was your night last night?

[19:40] * Rodney| nods goofily @Jasmine

[19:40] <+Topher|Phone> Right. Whatevs.

[19:40] <+Rodney|> I'm more than okay, believe me...

[19:40]  Alright, then!

[19:40] * JasmineSomebody smiles

[19:40] <+Shawn1> That's what they WANT you to think, Scarlett.

[19:40] <+Scarlett|> It's more likely that the sun will overheat to the point where the planet overheats.

[19:40] <+Samey_> I guess, but I'm probably going to be bad at it..

[19:41] <+Scarlett|> Just thought you might want to know.

[19:41] * Scarlett| adjusts glasses

[19:41] * Leonard pulls a wilted rose out of his sleave

[19:41] <+Sky|Phone> You were one of our best competitors last time. :S Who told you that?

[19:41] <+Shawn1> I think I know my stuff, Scarlett.

[19:41] <+Sugar1> (CONF): My aunt said when I was girl, they had to beat little boys with a stick to keep them away from me. ...Or maybe that was the pigs.

[19:41] <+Leonard> You can, er, have this *gives rose to Sugar*

[19:41] * Sugar1 gasps

19:41]  Well, Scarlett, what were to happen if an army of evil dogs took over the world?

[19:41] * JasmineSomebody walks up to Sky.

[19:41] <@Chris_McLean> --At Beach--

[19:41] <+Sugar1> Come here you big piece of man

[19:41] <@Chris_McLean> Okay!

[19:41] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Ever since ma left, I never really had anybody to talk to except for my brothers. So girls are kinda a foreign subject to me, y'know?

[19:41] <@Chris_McLean> I can see you've all changed.

[19:41] <+Samey_> Amy did..

[19:41] <@Chris_McLean> Some people looking nice...

[19:41] * Sugar1 tries to swoop up Leonard but falls into the sand

[19:42] <@Chris_McLean> and others...um...

[19:42] <+Dave--_> yeah...

[19:42] * Chris_McLean stares awkwardly at Max

[19:42] <+Scarlett|> Are you implying that you couldn't see before?

[19:42] <+Rodney|> (CONF): But from my expert reading of Jon Blue novels, I've picked up some techniques. It'll be love, I know iT> :')

[19:42] <+Shawn1> (CONF) Ha, Scarlett tried to tell me zombies can't exist. People said that about Bigfoot too, and look where he is now? Disguised as Tom Hanks living Tom Hanks' life!

[19:42] <+Rodney|> *it.

[19:42] * Dave--_ glances at others

[19:42]  Well, he just got here, no?

[19:42] <+Samey_> I appreciate the compliment, Sky..

[19:42] <+Max_The_Evil> My mom says I look POSITIVELY EVIL! @Chris_McLean

[19:42] <@Chris_McLean> Anyway, today's challenge is called the Super Splacshtacular Bashtacular Rectangular Surfing Showdown!

[19:42] <+Scarlett|> It's not very hard to tell that we've all switched our outfits unless you're blind.

[19:42] <@Chris_McLean> Thought of it myself. ;)

[19:42] <+Dave--_> I don't follow

[19:42] <+Topher|Phone> So smart, Chris!

[19:42] <+Sky|Phone> (wait what about elimination)

[19:42] <+Sugar1> Ugh, don't use big words like rectangle.

[19:42]  Rectangular...that doesn't rhyme!

[19:42] <@Chris_McLean> Here's how it works.

[19:42]  Oh.

[19:43] <@Chris_McLean> Each round

[19:43]  What about, perhaps...mashtacular?

[19:43]  It's always important to get the rhyme down.

[19:43] <@Chris_McLean> one person from each team will get on a surf board, and surf across to to the other side of the lake.

[19:43]  CONF: I've never surfed before. You know, not all Australians are professional surfers.

[19:43] <@Chris_McLean> There, you'll try and grab a rectangular piece.

[19:43] <+Amy____> Oh

[19:43] <+Sugar1> That's dumber than a sack of rocks Ella.

[19:43]  If it doesn't rhyme, it's not worth the...effort!

[19:43] <+Amy____> I was busy getting my beauty sleep

[19:43] <@Chris_McLean> That amay or may not be guarded by something extremely dangerous.

[19:43] <+Sugar1> (CONF): It was actually great, but I don't want Ella to know that.

[19:43] <+Dave--_> Wait. Surf? I don't see any waves.

[19:43] <@Chris_McLean> The team with the most rectnagular pieces after 7 rounds wins!

[19:43] <@Chris_McLean> As for the losers, one of you will be sent packing tonight..

[19:44] <+Samey_> (CONF): Surfing? Great...

[19:44] <@Chris_McLean> in a very explosive manner ;)

[19:44] <+Shawn1> Wait... Will they be guarded by zombies.

[19:44] * Ella___ gasps

[19:44]  Explosions?

[19:44] <+Topher|Phone> :ö

[19:44] <+Shawn1> ZOMBIES?

[19:44] <+Amy____> ugh

[19:44]  If they're animals, I can easily help.

[19:44] <+Amy____> too much work for me.

[19:44] <+Rodney|> Dangerous stuff? AWESOME! That's a perfect way to show off my true skills.

[19:44] <+Amy____> Samey do this for me and win for us

[19:44] <+Scarlett|> You expect us to be mobile on surfboards without a strong current leading us there? @Chris

[19:44] <+Shawn1> Guys the rectangle pieces are TOTALLY guarded by zombies!

[19:44] <+Sugar1> My uncle got blown up by a firework once. Now he's my aunt.

[19:44]  I don't think there are zombies in this island. @Shawn

[19:44] <+Shawn1> We're screwed!

[19:44] <@Chris_McLean> Oh, there'llbe a current.

[19:44] <+Samey_> That what I always do, Amy.

[19:44] <@Chris_McLean> A very big current.

[19:44] <+Scarlett|> Reasonable.

[19:44] <+Rodney|> Uh, you okay? *glances at a comatose-seeming Leonard*

[19:44] * Scarlett| adjusts glasses

[19:44] <+Sugar1> Obviously, if there is a wizard here than Zombies must exist.

[19:45] <+Samey_> I meant, I'll be good for once..

[19:45] <@Chris_McLean> Chef: *walks up to lake with wave machine, puts in water and makes giant waves*

[19:45] <@Chris_McLean> Good luck.

[19:45] <@Chris_McLean> You'll need it.

[19:45] <@Chris_McLean> Alright, round one.

[19:45] <+Max_The_Evil> Alright minions. This... "surfing" thing is not a thing for EVIL GENIUS such as myself, so who is going twice?!

[19:45] <+Sugar1> I don't need luck.

[19:45] * Dave--_ gets goosebumps

[19:45]  I've seen majestic, beautiful waters before...and that's definitely not one!

[19:45] <+Sugar1> I have the four most important things a woman needs: looks, talent and brains!

[19:45] <@Chris_McLean> Let's go with Beardo vs Ella.

[19:45] <@Chris_McLean> The soundboard vs the songbird.

[19:45] <@Chris_McLean> Poetic.

[19:45] <@Chris_McLean> Kinda.

[19:45] <+Beardo> wait

[19:45] * Sugar1 gasps

[19:46] <+Dave--_> Uh...

[19:46] <+Beardo> what do I post

[19:46] <+Sugar1> Did he just talk?

[19:46] <+Dave--_> did Beardo just talk?

[19:46] <+Topher|Phone> That's super poetic Chris.

[19:46] <Sky|Fone> Come on Beardo! We can't lose this challenge again!

[19:46] * Scarlett| rolls her eyes at Chris's pun

[19:46] <JasmineSomebody> ...you can talk? @Beardo

[19:46] <Ella___> I'm actually impressed!

[19:46] <+Beardo> ...

[19:46] <+Sugar1> I thought he was on mute or something.

[19:46] <+Beardo> I

[19:46] <Ella___> And thank you for the compliment! But I already have one of my own.

[19:46] <+Beardo> am pretty shy

[19:46] <+Samey_> (CONF): Beardo...talked? That's strange, but at least he's breaking out of his shell!

[19:46] * Ella___ whistles

[19:46] <+Beardo> and I

[19:46] <+Beardo> (can't remember the audition oops)

[19:46] <+Shawn1> Hm.

[19:46] * Ella___ Lenny the songbird perches on her shoulder

[19:46] <+Sugar1> Go Ella! Win this for me!

[19:46] <Leonard_> Wait! The noise goblin is speaking!

[19:46] <+Shawn1> Guess that takes Beardo off my "might be a zombie" list.

[19:46] <+Rodney|> Wow, she IS actually kinda pretty...

[19:46] * Rodney| glances at Sugar

[19:47] * Shawn1 crosses something off list

[19:47] * Beardo gulps

[19:47] * Sugar1 glances at Rodney

[19:47] <+Beardo> Okay...

[19:47] <+Rodney|> Plus, I like girls who can gush about love AND shuck ears of corn.

[19:47] <@Chris_McLean> Alright.

[19:47] <+Beardo> (hold on one second)

[19:47] <+Rodney|> She's perfect :')

[19:47] <+Dave--_> (I think this was supposed to be cut out guys)

[19:47] * Sugar1 cleans some berries out of her teeth

[19:47] <Sky|Fone>.

[19:47] <+Beardo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clp9W1itut8&index=52

[19:47] <+Beardo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clp9W1itut8&index=52

[19:47] <+Beardo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clp9W1itut8&index=52

[19:47] <+Rodney|> So... elegant...

[19:47] * Sugar1 then picks her nose.

[19:47] <+Beardo> Uh, let's do this?

[19:47] <+Amy____> I know I'm elegant

[19:47] * Beardo gulps

[19:47] <+Amy____> thank you

[19:47] * Chris_McLean hands both surfboards.

[19:47] <@Chris_McLean> Ready...

[19:47] <@Chris_McLean> GO!

[19:47] * Ella___ is humming

[19:47] <+Rodney|> Oh! Amy! I-- I just... I... Never mind...

[19:47] * Beardo makes noises

[19:47] <@Chris_McLean> Chef: *turns on wave machine and creates giant waves*

[19:47] * Ella___ gets on surfboard unsteadily

[19:48] * Shawn1 pats Rodney on the back

[19:48] <+Shawn1> I wouldn't go for Sugar

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP MINION

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP

[19:48] <+Shawn1> If I were you,

[19:48] * Beardo gets on surfboard

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP

[19:48] <+Sugar1> (CONF): I can't help it if all the boys are sweet on Sugar. I just attract men like flies to vinegar.

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP

[19:48] <Ella___> Whaaaaaoo

[19:48] <+Amy____> Tell me how you feel

[19:48] <+Amy____> and more importantly

[19:48] <+Shawn1> Real liability in an apocalypse scenario.

[19:48] <Sky|Fone> Bears

[19:48] <+Amy____> tell me how you hate Samey

[19:48] <+Sugar1> Go Ella!

[19:48] <+Samey_> B- to the E to the A to the R to the DO! What does the spell? Beardo!

[19:48] <Ella___> Ahh! Ahh! I can't...work well when I'm distressed...

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP

[19:48] <Sky|Fone> i mean *Beardo, faster!

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP

[19:48] * Beardo surfs?

[19:48] <JasmineSomebody> GO BEARDO!

[19:48] <JasmineSomebody> YOU CAN DO IT, BUDDY!

[19:48] * Beardo has no clue what he is doing

[19:48] * Ella___ wobbily surfs

[19:48] <@Chris_McLean> Both are doing...kind aterribly.

[19:48] <+Sugar1> If only Ella at minions she could summon to help her.

[19:49] * Beardo surfs while making 80's surfing movie soundtracks

[19:49] <+Max_The_Evil> ELLA HURRY UP YOU ARE GOING HOME IF YOU DO NOT WIN

[19:49] * Ella___ whistles

[19:49] <+Shawn1> Is she, Max?

[19:49] <+Shawn1> Jeez, I'm our of the loop.

[19:49] * Ella___ like 7 birds effortlessly lift her and carry her to the rectangular piece

[19:49] <+Beardo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGhPw4KqYxc&index=56&list=UUtsFRXkBX1hniZx01E0Q3xg

[19:49] * Ella___ picks it up

[19:49] <Ella___> Well! That's half of the journey done.

[19:49] <+Shawn1> Maybe I shouldn't hang out in a tree a mile away from our camp.

[19:49] <@Chris_McLean> (guys stoif you're not beardo or ella stop talking)

[19:49] <Ella___> Wait...I forgot the surfboard...

[19:49] <+Max_The_Evil> No. It's an EVIL MOTEVATION TACTIC @Shawn

[19:49] * Beardo grabs some animals

[19:49] * Beardo grabs surfboard

[19:49] <@Chris_McLean> Ella's got the piece...

[19:49] * Beardo jumps to square

[19:50] <@Chris_McLean> Unfortunately, she probably won't have it for long.

[19:50] <Ella___> Hey! Don't mess with my animals!

[19:50] <@Chris_McLean> Release Geometry Bear!

[19:50] * Beardo grabs piece from ella?

[19:50] <Leonard_> (test)

[19:50] <+Scarlett|> Geometry bear?

[19:50] <+Scarlett|> What the--

[19:50] * Ella___ gasps

[19:50] <@Chris_McLean> Bear with labcoat: *roars*

[19:50] <@Chris_McLean> He looooves rectnagles.

[19:50] <Sky|Fone> (CONF): I knew I saw bears. :S

[19:50] <+Shawn1> Oh no. Geometry is a subject of pure evil.

[19:50] <+Beardo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apoZSsEiGO4&index=63

[19:50] * Ella___ jumps in

[19:50] <@Chris_McLean> So, you guys should probably surf back, quickly.

[19:50] <+Shawn1> This can't be food.

[19:50] * Ella___ swims

[19:50] <+Amy____> Geometry is HARD

[19:50] <+Shawn1> *good

[19:50] <+Max_The_Evil> Did someone say EVIL!?

[19:50] <+Amy____> I failed it in school.

[19:50] <+Amy____> Samey failed it WORSE

[19:50] * Beardo jumps on board

[19:50] * Beardo surfs back

[19:50] * Ella___ gets to where her surfboard was

[19:51] <+Sugar1> Wait isn't geometry the study of rocks? What do rocks have to do with anything?

[19:51] * Ella___ doesn't surf and just swims with the surfboard

[19:51] <+Scarlett|> ...Really? @Amy

[19:51] <@Chris_McLean> Beardo scores!

[19:51] <+Samey_> I actually got an A, thanks for pointing that out, Amy!

[19:51] * Beardo surfs over ella?

[19:51] <Ella___> I...I don't know if I can tame this bear.

[19:51] <+Amy____> Yes.

[19:51] <Ella___> But I'll try!

[19:51] <+Shawn1> I guess there are rocks on this island. @Sugar

[19:51] <+Beardo> ...

[19:51] <+Amy____> Geometry is very HARD

[19:51] * Ella___ sings

[19:51] <+Scarlett|> Geometry's one of the easiest aspects of a secondary school mathematics curriculum.

[19:51] <+Beardo> lol what even was that

[19:51] <+Amy____> with all the shapey things and just UGH

[19:51] <+Max_The_Evil> ELLA NO!

[19:51] <+Max_The_Evil> HOW COULD YOU

[19:51] <+Sugar1> True. You must be some kind of genius Shawn.

[19:51] <+Dave--_> At least it isn't Algebra 2.

[19:51] <+Shawn1> Hm. I guess.

[16:51] * Sky|Fone hugs Beardo

[16:51] <+Sugar1> Hey Ella did her best. Her best just wasn't all that.

[16:51] <Sky|Fone> We can do this!

[16:52] <+Shawn1> Whoa Dave

[16:52] <+Rodney|> Great job, Beardo!

[16:52] <+Samey_> Good job, Beardo.

[16:52] <+Shawn1> there's a SECOND algebra?

[16:52] <+Beardo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGhPw4KqYxc&index=56

[16:52] <+Beardo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGhPw4KqYxc&index=56

[16:52] <+Beardo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGhPw4KqYxc&index=56

[16:52] <+Dave--_> what Shawn?

[16:52] <+Shawn1> That's gonna suck.

[16:52] <+Dave--_> yes

[16:52] <+Sugar1> What's an algebra?

[16:52] <@Chris_McLean> Kinsoewak's got 1, while Maskwak's got zip.

[16:52] <@Chris_McLean> Pick it up guys.

[16:52] <+Sugar1> Can I eat it?

[16:52] * JasmineSomebody offers Beardo a high five

[16:52] <Ella___> Geometry is a subject of lines, of squares, circles, and many fun tiiiimes ?

[16:52] <@Chris_McLean> Next round, Amy vs Topher.

[16:52] <+Amy____> Samey will go next

[16:52] <+Amy____> Not me

[16:52] * Beardo hesitates

[16:52] <@Chris_McLean> Okay.

[16:52] <+Amy____> Isn't that right, Samey?

[16:52] <@Chris_McLean> SAMEY vs Topher.

[16:52] <+Samey_> Yes..

[16:52] * Beardo high fives Jasmine awkwardly

[16:52] <+Shawn1> Alright Topher! Go do... Something! Win!

[16:52] <+Amy____> Good job Samey

[16:52] <+Amy____> Thank you Chris

[16:52] <+Samey_> Uh, it's Sammy...not Samey...

[16:52] <+Topher|Phone> Wait! Can I ask you a few quesitipns first?

[16:52] <+Dave--_> If Topher surfs as well as he bribes...

[16:52] <+Beardo> (can someone explain to me what that challenge actually was in PM)

[16:52] <Leonard_> (test)

[16:53] <+Rodney|> (works)

[16:53] * Amy____ sits down on log

[16:53] <+Topher|Phone> (question*$

[16:53] <JasmineSomebody> I'm sure you can win it, Sammy

[16:53] <@Chris_McLean> Um...

[16:53] <@Chris_McLean> Sure?

[16:53] <@Chris_McLean> @Topher

[16:53] <+Topher|Phone> Great!

[16:53] <+Rodney|> Uh, you can do it! ...Whoever you are.

[16:53] <+Shawn1> (CONF) Dave's actually pretty smart. Maybe he shouldn't be the one we leave behind.

[16:53] <JasmineSomebody> :)

[16:53] <+Topher|Phone> How long did you stay up making this challenge?

[16:53] <+Samey_> Thanks, Jasmine..

[16:53] <+Shawn1> Is that Topher guy on OUR tribe?

[16:53] <+Sugar1> Yup :/

[16:53] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Amy is really pretty... I don't really know about Samey, though. She's kinda just there.

[16:53] <+Shawn1> I haven't interacted with him... At all

[16:53] <+Topher|Phone> You look totally tired.

[16:54] <@Chris_McLean> I go to bed at 10 on the dot every night.

[16:54] <@Chris_McLean> This face NEEDS beauty slepp.

[16:54] <+Shawn1> Where has he been this whole time?

[16:54] <@Chris_McLean> ...WHAT?

[16:54] <+Sugar1> Once again, it's up to Sugar to save the day!

[16:54] <@Chris_McLean> Chef, do I look tired?

[16:54] * Samey_ puts her hair into a bun and grabs a surfboard.

[16:54] * Sugar1 Sugar grabs a surfboard

[16:54] <+Topher|Phone> Yeah, you do!

[16:54] <@Chris_McLean> Chef: *whistles awkwardly*

[16:54] <@Chris_McLean> ...

[16:54] <@Chris_McLean> UGH!

[16:54] <+Sugar1> */me grabs a surfboard and charges into waves.

[16:54] <+Topher|Phone> You should just fire your make-up team.

[16:54] <@Chris_McLean> Makeup, I NEED a facial!

[16:54] <@Chris_McLean> ...and Sugar's off!

[16:54] <Ella___> (CONF): Soooo, well, of course I didn't do as well as I thought I could have. And I should have tamed that bear...I just couldn't think in time. *sighs*

[16:54] <@Chris_McLean> Samey, you can go too, I guess.

[16:54] * Sugar1 begins surfing for Topher.

[16:55] <@Chris_McLean> Even though you're facing a different opponent. :|

[16:55] * Samey_ follows Sugar, struggling to remain balanced.

[16:55] <+Shawn1> Woo! Go Sugar!

[16:55] * Sugar1 blows a kiss to Leonard or Rodney

[16:55] <+Rodney|> Oh, WOW! That girl's really got a body good for a farm worker!

[16:55] <+Rodney|> ...

[16:55] <+Max_The_Evil> YES GO SUGAR

[16:55] <+Shawn1> ...good.

[16:55] <+Max_The_Evil> WIN THIS

[16:55] <+Max_The_Evil> FOR

[16:55] <+Max_The_Evil> EVIL

[16:55] <+Rodney|> *sees Sugar blowing him a kiss*

[16:55] <+Sugar1> Ha, nothing can stop me now!

[16:55] <+Amy____> WHAT?!?!

[16:55] <+Rodney|> *Cody angels appear around Sugar*

[16:55] <+Amy____> There's a showmance I'm not a part of!?

[16:55] <+Samey_> This is hard..

[16:55] * Sugar1 top is pulled off.

[16:55] * Amy____ walks up to rodney

[16:55] <+Scarlett|> Yeah...good job, Sugar...!

[16:55] * Amy____ kisses Rodney

[16:55] * Leonard_ glares at Rodney

[16:55] <+Rodney|> Oh, hi, Amy, I ju--

[16:55] <+Rodney|> ...

[16:55] * Rodney| stares at Amy

[16:55] <+Shawn1> (CONF): Rodney... Is attracted to Sugar. I... Don't see it.

[16:55] <+Amy____> That's right

[16:55] <+Sugar1> Ahhh!

[16:55] <+Amy____> We're boyfriend and girlfriend now.

[16:55] <+Amy____> Carry me to my log

[16:55] <+Rodney|> (CONF): MY FIRST KISS. That was it. I'm NEVER going to let Amy go now! <3

[16:56] <+Sugar1> my clothes are darn flying off!

[16:56] <JasmineSomebody> ...Oh

[16:56] <@Chris_McLean> Wow, kissing AND nudity!

[16:56] * Samey_ surfs towards the rectangle.

[16:56] <@Chris_McLean> And it's only the second challenge!

[16:56] <+Samey_> I think I've got the hand of this..

[16:56] <Leonard_> (teest)

[16:56] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *roars*

[16:56] <+Rodney|> I've... Boyfriend... Girls... Faults in stars... I... log... love... knots... cabbages...

[16:56] * Sugar1 contiunes to surf nude

[16:56] * Dave--_ covers eyes

[16:56] <Sky|Fone> (CONF): I'm not sure how I feel about Amy and Rodney... If Amy is with a guy, then she'll focus more on him than the challenges.

[16:56] * Max_The_Evil slaps Rodney

[16:56] * Sugar1 pushes Samey and grabs the rectangle

[16:56] <+Samey_> Good Geometry Bear..

[16:56] <+Samey_> Ahh!

[16:56] <+Rodney|> Ow!

[16:56] <+Sugar1> Yeehaw!

[16:56] * Samey_ falls into the water with her board.

[16:56] <+Shawn1> Hm. Sugar naked kind of looks like a giant strawberry truffle.

[16:56] <+Max_The_Evil> GO LARGE FARM GIRL

[16:56] <+Max_The_Evil> GO

[16:56] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear:*grabs Sugar*

[16:56] <+Shawn1> Ew.

[16:56] <Ella___> Geoooometry is a subject we all love, a mathematic that anyone can take part oooof ?

[16:56] <+Samey_> That wasn't nice!

[16:56] <+Sugar1> Put me down you varmint!

[16:57] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bears: *looks at Sugar naked, puts down*

[16:57] <+Rodney|> She's... naked?

[16:57] <+Rodney|> Must not leave Amy...

[16:57] * Samey_ manages to go onto her board and grabs another rectangle.

[16:57] * Sugar1 contiunes to surf nude back to start.

[16:57] <+Amy____> You're right

[16:57] <+Amy____> you better not.

[16:57] <+Samey_> Oh no..

[16:57] <+Amy____> Rodney I'm on your TEAM

[16:57] <+Amy____> you get to see me all the time

[16:57] <+Dave--_> (CONF:) Sugar... is making me uncomfortable. I'll need to skip the next round and take a breath.

[16:57] * Sugar1 crashes to land, exposing bare buttocks

[16:57] <Ella___> Geooooometry is the best subject we learn, the one that lets people know the meaning of a turn! ?

[16:57] <@Chris_McLean> Well...

[16:57] <@Chris_McLean> that was...

[16:57] <+Sugar1> DId I win?

[16:57] <@Chris_McLean> disturbing.

[16:57] <@Chris_McLean> But Sugar scores for Maskwak!

[16:57] * Samey_ sees Geometry Bear and tries to hurry onto shore.

[16:57] <@Chris_McLean> Meaning we're all tied up.

[16:57] <Leonard_> *looks up groggily and sees Sugar and then faints again*

[16:57] <+Max_The_Evil> Farm girl, that was not terrible. You are now SECOND IN COMMAND! @Sugar

[16:58] <+Amy____> UGH SAMEY YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT

[16:58] <+Sugar1> Oh yeah!

[16:58] <Ella___> (CONF): I didn't do very well at math in princess school, but I'm doing the best I can now!

[16:58] <+Shawn1> Chris, if I believed in the Canadian justice system, I'd use you for the damage to my retinas from that.

[16:58] <+Sugar1> I'm second in command.

[16:58] <Sky|Fone> (CONF): I have to admit, Sugar is motivated. Even with her bare butt being exposed to everyone, she scored a point. Girl's got guts!

[16:58] <@Chris_McLean> Alright.

[16:58] <JasmineSomebody> Aw, man! :(

[16:58] <@Chris_McLean> Round three.

[16:58] <Ella___> Good job, Sugar!

[16:58] <+Shawn1> *sue

[16:58] * Samey_ reaches shore and looks disappointed.

[16:58] <+Samey_> I'm sorry, guys..

[16:58] <+Sugar1> Thank you ;) @ Ella

[16:58] <Ella___> You really outdid yourself!

[16:58] <@Chris_McLean> The strongest girl in the game, Jasmine....

[16:58] <JasmineSomebody> It's alright, Sammy!

[16:58] <@Chris_McLean> vs the weakest guy, Dave.

[16:58] <@Chris_McLean> This should be fun.

[16:58] * Chris_McLean laughs

[16:58] <+Sugar1> If y'all excuse me...I'm going to go put on clothes.

[16:58] <+Shawn1> That's kinda unfair.

[16:58] <Sky|Fone> Jasmine, you got this!

[16:58] == Rodney| was kicked from #TDPIRP by Chris_McLean [wibble]

[16:58] <+Dave--_> Uh, okay

[19:58] <+Samey_> Go Jasmine!

[19:58] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Rodney|_] by Chris_McLean

[19:58] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Ella___] by Chris_McLean

[19:58] <JasmineSomebody> Alright!

[19:58] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v JasmineSomebody] by Chris_McLean

[19:58] <+JasmineSomebody> Let's go!

[19:58] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Leonard_] by Chris_McLean

[19:59] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Sky|Fone] by Chris_McLean

[19:59] <+Rodney|_> (thanks)

[19:59] <+Max_The_Evil> Dave... you better NOT lose this for us!

[19:59] <+Scarlett|> Isn't that a bit of a lopsided matchup?

[19:59] * Dave--_ gets board

[19:59] <+JasmineSomebody> FOR KINOSEWAK

[19:59] <+Sugar1> (CONF); Mama says sometimes there things that you have to do nude. I guess surfing is one of them.

[19:59] * JasmineSomebody gets surfboard

[19:59] <+Shawn1> Alright, Dave.

[19:59] * Dave--_ sets it into water and jumps on

[19:59] <+Shawn1> Uh... Try your best?

[19:59] <@Chris_McLean> Alright.

[19:59] <@Chris_McLean> Ready?

[19:59] <@Chris_McLean> GO!

[19:59] <+Dave--_> (CONF:) Oh dear

[19:59] <+Samey_> (CONF): I feel bad for doing so badly. Figures, right? *sigh*

[19:59] <+Sky|Fone> (CONF): Dave is easy competition for Jasmine, but I can't help feel a little bad for him. Focus, Sky, focus!

[19:59] * JasmineSomebody gets on water

[19:59] <+Shawn1> He's screwed. *to Max*

[19:59] * Sugar1 is back with a new, still scantily clad swimsuit on

[19:59] <+Max_The_Evil> Definitely @Shawn

[19:59] <+Sugar1> Alright, go Dave!

[19:59] * Dave--_ struggles to stand up as waves carry board

[20:00] <@Chris_McLean> Jasmine is surfing like a champ!

[20:00] * JasmineSomebody falls off of surfboard

[20:00] * Dave--_ gets up on all fours

[20:00] <+Ella___> Wow, Dave! You're doing very well!

[20:00] <@Chris_McLean> While Dave is...surfing.

[20:00] <+Rodney|_> Go, Jasmine!

[20:00] <+Rodney|_> Wait... Where's Amy?

[20:00] <+Sugar1> Just remember, the waves are more afriad of you than you are of them!

[20:00] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: As I said, I'm not really good at surfing...

[20:00] <+Dave--_> Oh I'm going to die...

[20:00] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP!

[20:00] <+Rodney|_> Did she leave?

[20:00] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP!

[20:00] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP!

[20:00] <+Sky|Fone> Come on Jasmine, we need this win!

[20:00] <+Rodney|_> I hope she doesn't leave... my heart. ;_

[20:00] <+Sugar1> (BRB again)

[20:00] * Dave--_ continues surfing on all fours

[20:00] * JasmineSomebody gets on surfboard

[20:00] * JasmineSomebody struggles to stand on board

[20:00] <+Samey_> You can do it! Not like I could..

[20:00] * Dave--_ gets back on his feet

[20:00] <+Ella___> The waaaaaves of this sea are not impressive at all...But watch, as all the competitors stand tall! ♪♫

[20:01] * Dave--_ struggling to stay in balance

[20:01] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Sugar] by Chris_McLean

[20:01] * JasmineSomebody surfes across the lake

[20:01] == Sugar1 was kicked from #TDPIRP by Chris_McLean [wibble]

[20:01] <+Dave--_> me crashes into shore

[20:01] <@Chris_McLean> Both Jasmine and Dave are at shore.

[20:01] * Dave--_ winces in pain as he gets back up

[20:01] <@Chris_McLean> Now they just have to get past Geometry Bear.

[20:01] <+Shawn1> Dave, go for the rectangle!

[20:01] * JasmineSomebody gets rectangular piece

[20:01] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *roars*

[20:01] <+JasmineSomebody> I GOT IT, TEAM!

[20:01] <+Sky|Fone> Kick its butt, Jasmine!

[20:01] * Dave--_ follows Jasmine

[20:01] <+Scarlett|> Come on, Dave, you're capable of winning this!

[20:01] * Scarlett| forces a smile

[20:01] <Amy___> I cannot believe this right now.

[20:01] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *goes to grab Jasmine, but is scared*

[20:01] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): Oh god, he's totally gonna lose.

[20:01] <+Sugar> What is Geometry again?

[20:01] <Amy___> Samey SABOTAGED ME!

[20:01] <Tdpirodney> (okay, back on PJIRC for now)

[20:02] <+Sky|Fone> Jasmine, intimidate him!

[20:02] <+JasmineSomebody> ...Oh

[20:02] <+JasmineSomebody> hmm

[20:02] * Dave--_ snags rectangle as Jasnine is distracted

[20:02] <+JasmineSomebody> Alright

[20:02] * JasmineSomebody roars at the bear

[20:02] == Rodney|_ was kicked from #TDPIRP by Chris_McLean [wibble]

[20:02] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Tdpirodney] by Chris_McLean

[20:02] <+JasmineSomebody> ...WHAT?

[20:02] * Dave--_ leaves on board

[20:02] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): There's not even a 0.01% probability that Dave can conquer Jasmine.

[20:02] <+Samey_> No, I didn't!

[20:02] <+Shawn1> Dave, head back while Jasmine is with the bear!

[20:02] * JasmineSomebody gets on board

[20:02] == Tdpirodney has changed nick to Rodney_

[20:02] * JasmineSomebody follows ave

[20:02] == Rodney_ has changed nick to |Rodney

[20:02] <+JasmineSomebody> Dave*

[20:02] <+Sugar> Don't worry Dave, your oppetent is only huger than you, you're only on live tv and it's only a bear trying to kill you!

[20:02] <@Chris_McLean> ooh, Dave snags the piece from Jamine!

[20:02] <+Max_The_Evil> DAVE HURRY!

[20:02] * Dave--_ wipes out as Jasmine snags piece

[20:02] <+|Rodney> Come on, Jasmine, come on...

[20:02] <+Ella___> Everyone thinks that bears make too much sound...But I love them, they're friendly, and fun to be around! ♪

[20:02] <+Shawn1> Come on Dave!

[20:02] * JasmineSomebody stands on board

[20:02] <+Sky|Fone> Jasmine, we can't lose this lead!

[20:02] * JasmineSomebody jumps on Dave

[20:02] * Dave--_ gets back on board

[20:03] <+Samey_> C'mon, Jasmine!

[20:03] * Dave--_ paddles, trying to get momentum

[20:03] <+Sugar> If you win this Dave I'll give you a kiss ;)

[20:03] <+JasmineSomebody> GIVE ME THAT PIECE

[20:03] <+Dave--_> (CONF:) Uh, no.

[20:03] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Amy___] by Chris_McLean

[20:03] <+Sky|Fone> That's... one way to win.

[20:03] * JasmineSomebody gets rectangular piece back

[20:03] <@Chris_McLean> Ooh, Dave WIPES out and Jasmine's got the piece!

[20:03] * JasmineSomebody struggles to get back to board

[20:03] <+Shawn1> (CONF:) After hearing Sugar's offer, I wouldn't blame Dave for throwing the challenge.

[20:03] <+Sugar> (CONF): Back in my hometown, a kiss from me was always first place at the corn shucking contest ;)

[20:04] * JasmineSomebody gets back on board

[20:04] * JasmineSomebody surfs back to shore

[20:04] <@Chris_McLean> Jasmine scores for Kinosewak!

[20:04] <@Chris_McLean> It's 2 to 1.

[20:04] * Dave--_ reaches shore, worn out

[20:04] <+Max_The_Evil> NAIVE SWINE! MORONIC SLIME FENTOOZLER! @Dave

[20:04] <+Shawn1> It's alright Dave.

[20:04] <+JasmineSomebody> Yes!

[20:04] <+Sugar> Well Dave you didn't win.

[20:04] <+Dave--_> I'm sorry guys

[20:04] <+Shawn1> You... Exceeded expectations.

[20:04] <+Sugar> But, I'll still give you a kiss ;)

[20:04] <+Shawn1> At least.

[20:04] <+Scarlett|> It's fine, Dave.

[20:04] <+JasmineSomebody> Sorry, dude!

[20:04] * Scarlett| adjusts glasses

[20:04] <@Chris_McLean> Next up, Rodney vs Shawn.

[20:04] <+Samey_> You did great, Jasmine.

[20:04] * Sugar kisses Dave on the cheek.

[20:04] <+Sky|Fone> Yes, Jasmine!

[20:04] <+Shawn1> Alright!

[20:05] <+Ella___> Oh no! Well, Dave, at least you tried your best.

[20:05] <+Scarlett|> It's not like there was a possibility you'd win, anyway/.

[20:05] * Shawn1 grabs board

[20:05] * Dave--_ 's eyes wide open

[20:05] <@Chris_McLean> Zombie obsessed David vs hopeless romantic Goliath.

[20:05] <+JasmineSomebody> Thanks, Sammy!

[20:05] <+|Rodney> (CONF): Man, Jasmine is so athletic... <3 But I have to stay with Amy! This is a real, committed relationship that I'm in!

[20:05] <+JasmineSomebody> :)

[20:05] <+Sugar> (CONF): I hope Leonard doesn't get jealous.

[20:05] * Shawn1 heads into water with board

[20:05] <+|Rodney> Oh, great...

[20:05] * |Rodney grabs board and heads into water

[20:05] <+Dave--_> (CONF:) Dave washes face rigorously

[20:05] <@Chris_McLean> Ready?

[20:05] <@Chris_McLean> GO!

[20:05] <+Sugar> Wait, didn't David just go? @ Chris

[20:05] <+Sky|Fone> Rodney, you have to get this point if you want to impress Jasmine.

[20:05] * |Rodney starts to surf but loses balance

[20:05] <+|Rodney> Wait, Jasmine? I'm--

[20:05] * |Rodney falls

[20:05] <+Sky|Fone> (Brb)

[20:05] <+Scarlett|> Shawn!

[20:05] <+Shawn1> (CONF): I'm a decent surfer. Zombies can't get you if you're on a floating board in the ocean.

[20:05] * |Rodney jumps onto surfboard again

[20:05] <+Scarlett|> Pretend there are zombies after you.

[20:06] * Shawn1 surfs well

[20:06] <+Sugar> Go Shawn! You'll get a kiss like Dave if you win!

[20:06] <+|Rodney> (CONF): I'm pretending that I'm surfing towards a tropical island where I can have a dream wedding with Amy.

[20:06] * |Rodney continues to surf

[20:06] <+Shawn1> Oh...great Sugar

[20:06] <+Sugar> (CONF): I'm such a good team motivator. That's why Max made me 2nd in command.

[20:06] * Shawn1 gets to shore

[20:06] <+JasmineSomebody> Good luck, Rodney!

[20:06] <+|Rodney> Alright! Almost there!

[20:06] * |Rodney gets to the shore

[20:06] <+Shawn1> Alright Geometry Bear, come at me.

[20:06] <+|Rodney> I'm not afraid of any stupid bears! HA!

[20:06] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *runs at Shawn* ROAR :@

[20:06] * Shawn1 throws protractor at Rodney

[20:07] <+Shawn1> Go get it boy!

[20:07] * |Rodney snags rectangular piece as bear is chasing Shawn

[20:07] * |Rodney starts to run

[20:07] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *grabs protractor, hugs it*

[20:07] <+Dave--_> (CONF:) Well, I lost to Jasmine. But at least I didn't get mauled by Geometry Bear. Or drown.

[20:07] <@Chris_McLean> Rodney's got the piece!

[20:07] <+Max_The_Evil> HOW IS THAT LUMBERING OAF RUNNING ON WATER?!

[20:07] * Shawn1 drop kicks Rodney

[20:07] <+Ella___> Geometry-doing bears are not full of hate, they actually helped me during seventh grade ♫

[20:07] <@Chris_McLean> While Geometry Bear is um...

[20:07] <+Shawn1> DIE ZOMBIE

[20:07] <@Chris_McLean> distracted.

[20:07] * |Rodney starts to frantically get onto his surfboard

[20:07] <+Ella___> Geometry Bear, oh Geometry Bear, please take pity on my prince Shawn!

[20:07] * Shawn1 tries to take rectangle piece

[20:07] <+Sugar> Come on Shawn, don't be intimdated just because Rodney is bigger than you and a bear is trying to eat you!

[20:07] * |Rodney starts surfing

[20:07] <+Max_The_Evil> STUPID ZOMBIE BOY! HURRY UP!

[20:07] <+|Rodney> Come on, Shawn, is that all you have?

[20:07] * |Rodney keeps surfing

[20:07] <+Shawn1> Hey Rodney...

[20:08] <+|Rodney> This is weird...

[20:08] <+Shawn1> Sugars naked again

[20:08] <+Shawn1> Over there

[20:08] <+Shawn1> Look!

[20:08] <+|Rodney> Oh, man, Sugar again? But I promised I'd stick with Amy!

[20:08] * Sugar whistles

[20:08] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Sky|Phone] by Chris_McLean

[20:08] <+Shawn1> It's... Hot...

[20:08] <+|Rodney> Focus, Rodney, focus...

[20:08] <+Sugar> What does Amy have that I don't?

[20:08] * Shawn1 snatches rectangle

[20:08] * |Rodney dives onto shore

[20:08] <Topher|Phone> (switching to PJIRC)

[20:08] <+Sugar> Besides stupid.

[20:08] <+|Rodney> Got it! Wait, what?

[20:08] * Shawn1 arrives on shore

[20:08] <+Leonard_> (CONF):Heh heh, bewbz.

[20:08] <@Chris_McLean> and JUST as Rodney's about to win! Shawn snags it!

[20:08] <+Shawn1> Sorry bro.

[20:08] <@Chris_McLean> Maskwak scores!

[20:08] <+JasmineSomebody> Oh

[20:08] <+Sugar> WOO!

[20:09] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Topher|Phone] by Chris_McLean

[20:09] <+Sky|Phone> So... we're tied.

[20:09] <+|Rodney> Aw, I tried.

[20:09] * Sugar kisses Shawn on cheek.

[20:09] <@Chris_McLean> It's 2-2.

[20:09] <@Chris_McLean> Next round.

[20:09] * Shawn1 shudders

[20:09] <+Samey_> It's okay, Rodney.

[20:09] <@Chris_McLean> Sky vs Max.

[20:09] <+Shawn1> And I thought getting bitten by a zombie was scary.

[20:09] <+Samey_> You get used to failure after a while..ha...

[20:09] <+|Rodney> I can't let the power of love, as truly deep as it is, distract me!

[20:09] <+Sky|Phone> Hm. Seems easy enough.

[20:09] <+Max_The_Evil> What?

[20:09] <@Chris_McLean> An athlete, and someone who I don't think has ever been in a gym.

[20:09] <+Sugar> Come on Max, you can beat her even if she is bigger and more athletic than you!

[20:09] <+Samey_> Good luck, Sky!

[20:09] <+Scarlett|> Max! You can do it...!

[20:09] <+Max_The_Evil> I have MINIONS FOR THAT!

[20:09] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Topher|Phone] by Chris_McLean

[20:09] <+Max_The_Evil> I can.

[20:09] * Scarlett| forces a smile

[20:09] <+Shawn1> Alright, Max! You got this!

[20:09] <+Ella___> Max, would you like the help of some of my birds?

[20:09] <+Sky|Phone> Good luck, Max!

[20:09] <+Sky|Phone> (CONF): Why am I wishing the other team good luck? Focus, Sky!

[20:09] <+JasmineSomebody> You actually did a great job, Shawn!

[20:09] * Scarlett| whispers to Sugar

[20:09] <+Max_The_Evil> But I am TOO EVIL FOR THIS TOMFOOLERY!!!

[20:10] <+Scarlett|> There's no way he can do this.

[20:10] <+Max_The_Evil> Sure! @Ella

[20:10] * Sugar whispers to Scarlett

[20:10] == Topher|Phone has changed nick to Topher|

[20:10] <+Sugar> Amen to that.

[20:10] <+Shawn1> (CONF) I don't trust any form of governmental structure, so if Max is our team's leader, I don't trust him one bit. But you've gotta pretend to conform, give the man what he wants... And then steal his secrets.

[20:10] <@Chris_McLean> So Max....

[20:10] <+Max_The_Evil> WAIT!

[20:10] <+Max_The_Evil> I NEED TO STRETCH!

[20:10] * Max_The_Evil stretches awkwardly

[20:10] <@Chris_McLean> ...

[20:10] <@Chris_McLean> :|

[20:10] <+Topher|> :|

[20:10] * Max_The_Evil continues to stretch

[20:10] <+Topher|> Exactly why I should be team leader.

[20:11] <+Sky|Phone> (CONF): With my olympic training, I think I have this in the bag!

[20:11] <+Topher|> That is d i s g u s t i n g.

[20:11] <+Sugar> You didn't even go during your turn @ Topher

[20:11] <+Shawn1> Stretching is important.

[20:11] <+JasmineSomebody> Good luck, mate! @Sky

[20:11] <+Sugar> I did and scored a point ;)

[20:11] <+Max_The_Evil> I am EVIL! I do not need to be attractive.

[20:11] <+Max_The_Evil> It is JUST AN ADDED BONUS!

[20:11] <@Chris_McLean> Alright.

[20:11] <@Chris_McLean> Ready?

[20:11] <+Shawn1> That's what separates the humans from the zombies.

[20:11] <+Shawn1> We can stretch,

[20:11] <@Chris_McLean> Go!

[20:11] * Sky|Phone jumps onto board

[20:11] * Ella___ whistles

[20:11] * Max_The_Evil jumps on board and slips off

[20:11] <+Max_The_Evil> BLAST!

[20:11] == Sky|Phone has changed nick to Sky|

[20:11] <+Dave--_> (CONF:) If Max goes, then people can still see I tried.

[20:11] * Ella___ like 10 birdies lift up Max

[20:11] == Sky| has changed nick to Sky|OHF

[20:11] * Sky|OHF wobbles back and forth

[20:11] <+Sky|OHF> Whoa!

[20:11] <+Ella___> I'm only trying to help, Max.

[20:11] * Max_The_Evil is lifted up and is carried over to the rectagle

[20:11] <+Max_The_Evil> YES!

[20:11] <+Sugar> Being prepared for zombies is important. You should write a book. Then add pretty pictures so I can understand it. @ Shawn

[20:12] <+Max_The_Evil> MY BIRD MINIONS!

[20:12] * Sky|OHF rides with current and backflips onto shore

[20:12] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: I like Sky. She's strong, athletic, competitive. She will be a great asset for our team.

[20:12] * Max_The_Evil is continued over to the rectagle

[20:12] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *Eats birds*

[20:12] <@Chris_McLean> ROAR!

[20:12] <+Sky|OHF> Where's the rectangle?

[20:12] <+Shawn1> I would, but I can't read.

[20:12] <+Shawn1> Heh

[20:12] <+Ella___> My birds, my birds, they help people out, my bir--OH NO!

[20:12] * Ella___ gasps

[20:12] <+Sugar> Me too! @ Shawn

[20:12] <+|Rodney> Wow, Sky's moves... Pretty impressive, huh? *nudges Leonard*

[20:12] * Max_The_Evil grabs rectangle and falls to the water

[20:12] <+Max_The_Evil> AGH!

[20:12] <+Shawn1> I was... Joking...

[20:12] <+Sky|OHF> Jasmine, I can't find it!

[20:12] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *looks sick*

[20:12] * Max_The_Evil swims slowly with rectangle

[20:12] <+Sugar> Reading is for people who ain't pretty.

[20:12] * Sky|OHF looks around

[20:12] <+Sky|OHF> Oh!

[20:12] * Max_The_Evil continues swimming

[20:12] <+Max_The_Evil> CURSES!

[20:12] * Sky|OHF finds rectangle and gets back on board

[20:12] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *vomits feathers all over Max*

[20:12] * Max_The_Evil swims more

[20:12] * Max_The_Evil flops on shore

[20:12] <+Shawn1> (CONF) Aw crap. Sugar likes me.

[20:12] <+Max_The_Evil> I HAVE IT!

[20:12] * Sky|OHF falls into water, onto Max

[20:12] * Max_The_Evil holds rectagle

[20:13] <+Sky|OHF> Me... too?

[20:13] <@Chris_McLean> Max has a....

[20:13] <+Max_The_Evil> GIVE ME MY POINT!

[20:13] <@Chris_McLean> vomit-y piece.

[20:13] <+Sugar> OOh, where can I get a feather boa like Max?

[20:13] <+Max_The_Evil> It counts!

[20:13] <@Chris_McLean> Disgusting, but eh, it counts.

[20:13] <+Scarlett|> ...

[20:13] <+Ella___> My birds!

[20:13] <@Chris_McLean> Maskwak leads!

[20:13] <+JasmineSomebody> GO SKY

[20:13] <+Max_The_Evil> YES!

[20:13] <+Ella___> Well, at least we won...

[20:13] * Ella___ sighs

[20:13] <+Scarlett|> I'm actually astonished.

[20:13] * Sky|OHF walks back to team

[20:13] <+Sugar> Wait...Max won against Sky. I mean, of course he did!

[20:13] <+Shawn1> We need one more to win, guys!

[20:13] * Max_The_Evil does awkward EVIL DANCE

[20:13] <+Sky|OHF> Sorry, guys. :S

[20:13] <+Scarlett|> But...congratularions, Max!

[20:13] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAaa

[20:13] <+Dave--_> Oh...

[20:13] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA AH\

[20:13] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Amy_] by Chris_McLean

[20:13] <+Amy_> How many times will Amy's internet die?

[20:13] <+Samey_> You did the best you could, Sky..

[20:13] <+Max_The_Evil> I KNEW IT COULD DO IT

[20:13] <+Max_The_Evil> BWAHA HAAAAAAaa

[20:13] <@Chris_McLean> Next round.

[20:13] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): I had my doubts about Max, but whatever he did to beat Sky - the OLYMPIAN - worked.

[20:13] <+JasmineSomebody> We have to win the next round.

[20:13] <@Chris_McLean> Scarlett vs Amy.

[20:13] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): It's a pleasant surprise.

[20:13] <+Leonard_> Is that a meta joke?

[20:13] <+Sugar> Wow, nice evil laugh.

[20:14] <+Amy_> Don't you mean SAMEY

[20:14] <+JasmineSomebody> I believe on you, Amy.

[20:14] <+Amy_> That's too much work

[20:14] <+Scarlett|> No, I think he means AMY.

[20:14] <@Chris_McLean> Samey's gone already.

[20:14] <+Amy_> Samey, do this for me.

[20:14] <+Shawn1> We can clinch it here, Scarlett!

[20:14] <@Chris_McLean> You have to go.

[20:14] <+Shawn1> You go!

[20:14] <+Max_The_Evil> (CONF) As if there was any DOUBT I'd lose. The power of EVIL always prevails!

[20:14] <+Amy_> SO?

[20:14] <+JasmineSomebody> Prove you can do what Samey couldn't. @Amy

[20:14] <+Ella___> (CONF): Max seems very intent on being evil, but I'm helping him join the side of good. But now that I've done something nice for him, all my birds have been eaten...could it be a curse?

[20:14] <+|Rodney> Go, Amy!<

[20:14] <+|Rodney> 3

[20:14] <+Amy_> Ugh

[20:14] <+Samey_> But..

[20:14] <+|Rodney> * <3

[20:14] <+Amy_> whatever

[20:14] <+Amy_> Rodney

[20:14] <+Amy_> carry me

[20:14] <+Sugar> Alright Scarlett, get er done!

[20:14] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): Amy doesn't want to go. Perfect!

[20:14] <+|Rodney> Uh, I don't think that's how this challenge works...

[20:14] <+Scarlett|> I'll make an attempt @Sugar

[20:14] <+Shawn1> Wait... Those birds that died... Did you shoot them in the head?

[20:14] * Scarlett| adjusts glasses

[20:14] <+Sugar> If Max can win, you can ;)

[20:14] <+|Rodney> Carrying? I mean... Feathers? Geometry! CYLINDERS! CUBES! B'gaaaak! Uh...

[20:14] * JasmineSomebody has an idea

[20:14] <+JasmineSomebody> Amy

[20:14] <+Ella___> What? No, a bear ate them, Shawn. *sighs*

[20:15] <+JasmineSomebody> Are you aware that if we lose this challenge, we're voting YOU off.

[20:15] <@Chris_McLean> Alright.

[20:15] <+JasmineSomebody> And Samey will outlast you.

[20:15] <@Chris_McLean> Ready?

[20:15] <+Samey_> (CONF): I can't believe I'm saying this, but...good luck, Amy.

[20:15] <@Chris_McLean> Go!

[20:15] <+Amy_> Whatever

[20:15] <+Shawn1> BUT YOU NEED TO SHOOT DEAD THINGS IN THE HEAD!

[20:15] * Amy_ walks towards the shape thing

[20:15] <+Sky|OHF> *me whispers to Jasmine* Good thinking!

[20:15] <+Amy_> Like I said I'm not good at geometry

[20:15] * Scarlett| grabs surfboard and analyzes it

[20:15] <+Shawn1> OR THEYLL REANIMATE AS ZOMBIES AND EAT YOUR HEAD,

[20:15] <@Chris_McLean> (it's on the other side of the island)

[20:15] * Amy_ keeps walking

[20:15] <@Chris_McLean> (you have to surf)

[20:15] <@Chris_McLean> (have you been paying attention at all)

[20:15] * Scarlett| puts leg in water

[20:15] <+Sugar> And I might even give YOU a kiss if you win ;) @ Scarlett

[20:15] <+Sky|OHF> Amy... you're going to drown!

[20:15] * Scarlett| removes leg from water

[20:15] * JasmineSomebody whispers to Sky "I know."

[20:15] <+Sugar> (Sugrlett <3)

[20:15] <+Scarlett|> Okay, so judging by the velocity of the current...

[20:15] * JasmineSomebody giggles

[20:15] <+Amy_> (no my internet has been exploding)

[20:15] <+Samey_> Amy!

[20:15] * Amy_ grabs surfboard

[20:15] <+Amy_> ugh

[20:15] * Scarlett| pics up surfboart

[20:15] <@Chris_McLean> This is like, the most boring match ever.

[20:15] * Amy_ throws it in the water

[20:15] <@Chris_McLean> Start surfing!

[20:15] <+Scarlett|> And the weight of the surfboard...

[20:15] * Amy_ jumps on it

[20:16] * Amy_ flips over

[20:16] <+Samey_> You're way better than me...

[20:16] <+Dave--_> Scarlett, why don't you just calculate in your head?!

[20:16] * Amy_ drowns

[20:16] <+Amy_> blbrlblbrlrblrblbrbr

[20:16] <+Shawn1> Scarlett stop doing math, just paddle!

[20:16] * Sky|OHF facepalms

[20:16] <+Scarlett|> I'm making calculations to maximize my speed... @Chris

[20:16] <+|Rodney> Drowning...

[20:16] <+Scarlett|> Hm...

[20:16] * Amy_ sits up

[20:16] * Amy_ chokes on fish

[20:16] <+|Rodney> The only person who's drowning is me... in the sea of LOVE!

[20:16] * Scarlett| puts surfboard in water

[20:16] <+Samey_> (CONF): I'm giving Amy what she wants to hear. Hopefully this doesn't bite me in the butt or anything.

[20:16] <+Amy_> SAMEY DID YOU SABOTAGE MY SURFBOARD

[20:16] <+Sugar> Is the witch melting? @ Amy

[20:16] <+Amy_> UGH

[20:16] <+Shawn1> Okay, get moving!

[20:16] <+Shawn1>.

[20:16] <+Scarlett|> Now I just need to adjust my weight a bit to the left...

[20:16] * Amy_ gets back on surfboard

[20:16] * Amy_ paddles out

[20:16] * Shawn1 pushes Scarlett out

[20:16] * Scarlett| gets on surfboard and starts surfing

[20:16] <+Shawn1> GET GOING

[20:16] * Amy_ begins to surf

[20:16] <+Scarlett|> This should work unless something happens.

[20:16] <+Sugar> Go Scarlett!

[20:16] * Amy_ surfs in front of Scarlett

[20:16] <@Chris_McLean> Scarlett and Amy are FINALLY surfing.

[20:17] <+Sugar> With your big words you can't lose!

[20:17] <+Amy_> yeah whatever

[20:17] * Scarlett| boosts ahead of Amy

[20:17] * Amy_ surfs behind Scarlett

[20:17] <+Shawn1> So, uh.., Rodney...

[20:17] <+Amy_> STOP CHEATING! YOU KNOW I'M GONNA WIN

[20:17] * Amy_ surfs ahead of Scarlett

[20:17] <+Shawn1> You... Like Sugar?

[20:17] <+|Rodney> Yeah? What's up?

[20:17] <+Sugar> Boo Amy! Boo!

[20:17] <+Scarlett|> There's a difference between cheating and winning.

[20:17] <+Dave--_> (CONF:) If Scarlett gets put in her place... well, that's one weirdo down...

[20:17] * Amy_ reaches out foot to trip scarlett

[20:17] <+|Rodney> I don't know, man. If I do... don't tell Amy.

[20:17] <+Scarlett|> Although someone with an IQ as low as yours probably wouldn't be able to tell.

[20:17] * Scarlett| reaches the other side

[20:17] <+Shawn1> I won't... I just... Why?

[20:17] <+Sugar> Ooh, burn!

[20:17] * Amy_ jumps onto Scarlett's surfboard instead

[20:17] <+Amy_> That's right

[20:17] <+Amy_> keep going

[20:17] <+Shawn1> What about her do you...

[20:18] * Scarlett| walks towards a piece thing

[20:18] * Amy_ grabs onto scarlett and holds

[20:18] <+Max_The_Evil> KNOCK HER OFF

[20:18] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *Roars at Scarlett*

[20:18] <+Samey_> Go Amy...woo...

[20:18] * Amy_ jumps off of Scarlett

[20:18] <+Scarlett|> Hey!

[20:18] <+Scarlett|> Geometry Bear!

[20:18] * Amy_ sneaks up to geometry piece thingie

[20:18] * Amy_ grabs it

[20:18] <+Scarlett|> Amy's head looks kind of like a pentagon!

[20:18] * Amy_ sneaks back to surfboard

[20:18] <+Scarlett|> ^_^

[20:18] <+|Rodney> Go, Amy!

[20:18] * Amy_ screams when the bear looks at her

[20:18] * Scarlett| grabs piece

[20:18] * Amy_ dives into the water

[20:18] * Amy_ grabs Scarlett's surfboard

[20:18] <+Sugar> Go Scarlett!

[20:18] * Amy_ paddles out

[20:18] * Scarlett| realizes that her board is gone

[20:18] <+Scarlett|> Hm...

[20:18] * Scarlett| jumps on piece

[20:18] * Amy_ surfs

[20:18] <+Scarlett|> I can use this!

[20:18] <+Amy_> (I have the piece)

[20:19] * Scarlett| surfs quickly on piece

[20:19] * Amy_ surfs back to shore

[20:19] <+Amy_> HA

[20:19] <+Amy_> STUPID BEAR

[20:19] * Scarlett| passes Amy with ease

[20:19] <@Chris_McLean> Amy scores!

[20:19] * Amy_ reaches land

[20:19] * Scarlett| hands Chris the piece

[20:19] <+Scarlett|> Wow.

[20:19] <@Chris_McLean> Kinosewak gets the point.

[20:19] <+Sugar> (There is more than one piece on the island I think)

[20:19] <+Scarlett|> She actually beat me.

[20:19] <Hello> (Scarlett has the piece)

[20:19] <+Amy_> HA

[20:19] <+Amy_> I DID IT

[20:19] <+Amy_> All that cheerleading paid off

[20:19] <+Shawn1> Nice effort, Scarlett.

[20:19] <+Sky|OHF> Uh... good job, I guess.

[20:19] <+JasmineSomebody> Wait

[20:19] <+Sugar> Scarlett let you win. She knows about your low self esteem @ Amy

[20:19] <+Samey_> Cool, Amy.

[20:19] <+Shawn1> In an apocalypse scenario you would have died, but okay job I guess.

[20:19] <+Amy_> I DON'T HAVE A LOW SELF ESTEEM YOU COUNTRY WENCH

[20:20] <+JasmineSomebody> So two people could grab two pieces on the same round?

[20:20] <+Sugar> (CONF): I have no idea what low self esteem means but mama says Pa has it.

[20:20] <+Samey_> (CONF): Now people will think Amy's better than me, ugh.

[20:20] <@Chris_McLean> Alright.

[20:20] <@Chris_McLean> Leonard, Topher.

[20:20] <@Chris_McLean> You guys are the only ones left.

[20:20] <+Sugar> Hey, don't call me a wench! I don't know what that means!

[20:20] <+Shawn1> Who's Topher again?

[20:20] <@Chris_McLean> Meaning you decide which team soars, and which team flops.

[20:20] <@Chris_McLean> Good luck.

[20:20] <+Sugar> Can I eat it?

[20:20] <+Shawn1> The douchey guy who never says anything to us?

[20:20] <+Samey_> You can do it, Leonard!

[20:20] <+Leonard_> Er, Chris. My mystical cloak is made of paper so I can't get it wet. May I sit out of the challenge? My mother worked really hard on it so I can't mess it up or she'll take away my computer.

[20:21] <+Sugar> But how can Topher beat a wizard?

[20:21] <+|Rodney> Go do it, buddy! Remember, you've got magic powers 'n' stuff.

[20:21] <+Samey_> (CONF): I hate to be mean, but I don't think he can pull it off..

[20:21] <+Leonard_> Yeah I guess

[20:21] <+Sugar> We're doomed!

[20:21] <+Leonard_> uh, real magic.

[20:21] <@Chris_McLean> Ready?

[20:21] <+Samey_> Oh, Leonard!

[20:21] <+Sky|OHF> (CONF): If Topher wins the challenge for them AGAIN...

[20:21] <+Dave--_> I have a feeling Topher knows how to get on Chris' good side, Sugar

[20:21] <@Chris_McLean> Go!

[20:21] <+Sky|OHF> Leonard, use your... uh, spells!

[20:21] <+JasmineSomebody> You can do it, Leonard!

[20:21] <+JasmineSomebody> :D

[20:21] <+Topher|> Chris, do we HAVE to go? :/ Can't we just call it another non-elimination?

[20:21] <+Leonard_> *tries to get on surfboard*

[20:21] <@Chris_McLean> Um, yes, you HAVE to go.

[20:21] <+Dave--_> Topher, you go or you'll be eliminated!

[20:22] <@Chris_McLean> Unless you want to go to elimination, thatis.

[20:22] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP!

[20:22] <+Topher|> :|

[20:22] <+Sugar> You're right Dave...but can Topher really beat that hunk?

[20:22] * Leonard_ flails onto it and uses his staff as a paddle

[20:22] * Topher| jumps on surfboard.

[20:22] <+Samey_> You can uses the Oxygen Bubble spell, or something!

[20:22] <+Shawn1> Seriously has anyone here had a single conversation with To... Toby, is it?

[20:22] <+Amy_> Topher

[20:22] <+Amy_> you should throw it

[20:22] <+Leonard_> Motorboaticus!

[20:22] <+Topher|> Who are you again? @Amy

[20:22] * |Rodney stares at Sugar's chest, then quickly looks away

[20:22] * Leonard_ makes motor sounds as he beings to surf faster

[20:22] <+Sugar> I think's Tony @ Shawn

[20:22] <+Ella___> It's the boy with hosting talent and poofy hair, versus the boy who wants to build a secret lair ♪♫

[20:22] <@Chris_McLean> Leonard is flying!

[20:22] <+Topher|> Aren't you like...Amy's loser twin?

[20:22] <+Max_The_Evil> TOPHER HURRY UP YOU POOFY HAIRED MORON!

[20:22] <@Chris_McLean> While Topher is....

[20:22] <@Chris_McLean> not.

[20:22] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: I never thought I'd say this, but I really hope Leonard is really a wizard.

[20:22] <+Ella___> Summing up the match is the best I can do now.

[20:23] <+Topher|> ...Ugh. Whatevs.

[20:23] <+Sugar> Hey, I just realized Ella is rhyming!

[20:23] * Topher| paddles further.

[20:23] * Leonard_ getrs to shore and  chekcs his cloak

[20:23] <+Samey_> L-E-O-N-A-R-D! Leonard!

[20:23] <+Amy_> Amy being Amy's loser twin?

[20:23] <+Amy_> Don't you mean

[20:23] <+Amy_> SAMEY being AMY'S loser twin?

[20:23] <+Amy_> loser

[20:23] <+Sugar> Wait, isn't Amy the loser?

[20:23] <+Leonard_> Okay okay I can do this...

[20:23] <+Sugar> She's got the booger on her face.

[20:23] <+Samey_> She is, Sugar.

[20:23] <+Max_The_Evil> I think they're BOTH losers.

[20:23] * Topher| reaches shore.

[20:23] <+Scarlett|> I greatly prefer your sister @Amy

[20:23] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *roars at Leonard*

[20:24] <+Topher|> ._.

[20:24] <+Topher|> Good luck!

[20:24] <+Samey_> Oh..

[20:24] <+Topher|> *runs past Leonard*

[20:24] <+Leonard_> Invisibility *throws cloak over his head and stumbles around on the beach*

[20:24] <+Sugar> Does any one actually like Amy?

[20:24] <+Shawn1> I still don't know which twin is which.

[20:24] <+Shawn1> I think ones the other's zombie clone, honestly.

[20:24] <+Sugar> Amy is the one with the black booger on her.

[20:24] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *grabs Topher*

[20:24] <+Samey_> Lots of people do, Sugar..

[20:24] * Leonard_ struggles to find a peice

[20:24] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *roar* :@

[20:24] <+Leonard_> Findio Rectanglio!

[20:24] <+Topher|> :|

[20:24] <+Sugar> Oh no, that Geology bear has Tony!

[20:25] * Leonard_ picks up the piece

[20:25] <+Topher|> Chris! Control your stupid bear.

[20:25] <+Topher|> :/

[20:25] <+Shawn1> Get in there Tony!

[20:25] <@Chris_McLean> Um, he's supposed to eat you.

[20:25] <@Chris_McLean> That's the POINT. XD

[20:25] <+Sugar> You can do it Tony!

[20:25] <@Chris_McLean> Leonard's got the piece!

[20:25] <@Chris_McLean> Topher's gonna have to move quick!

[20:25] <+Dave--_> Topher, do you want Sugar to kiss you?

[20:25] <+Max_The_Evil> TOPHER NO!

[20:25] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP!

[20:25] <+Sugar> Who is Topher?

[20:25] <+Topher|> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE?!

[20:25] <+Dave--_> Don't answer, just use your actions!

[20:25] <+Scarlett|> Topher, move faster!

[20:25] * Leonard_ takes off hood and looks back at the bear

[20:25] <+Samey_> Leonard! Leonard! He's our man! He's does spells that no one can!

[20:25] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU USE YOUR LEGS YOU NINCOMPOOP!

[20:25] <+Leonard_> o-o

[20:26] <+Sugar> Use your hair gel to slick out of his claws!

[20:26] <+Sky|OHF> Leonard, you already have the piece! Hurry!

[20:26] <+Ella___> Poofy-hair man, you don't know how to surf?

[20:26] * Ella___ laughs

[20:26] <@Chris_McLean> Geometry Bear: *Drops Topher and roars at Leonard*

[20:26] * Leonard_ scrambles back to his surfboard while tripping on his cloak along the way

[20:26] <+Topher|> Do you SEE the bear?

[20:26] <+Topher|> Oh.

[20:26] <+Ella___> If I had my birdies I would help you out, but...*sighs*

[20:26] <+Topher|> Great.

[20:26] <+|Rodney> Come on, Leonard! Think of... uh, some hot woman in a video game!

[20:26] <+Topher|> *runs past Leonard again*

[20:26] <+Leonard_> Curse the wizard's awesome fasion sense!

[20:26] <+Sugar> It's alright Ella. Your birds are in a better place.

[20:26] <+Shawn1> Sorry about your dead birds, Ella.

[20:26] <+Shawn1> Tell you what.

[20:26] <+Leonard_> AAah!

[20:26] <+Sugar> Well I mean, not physically, there bodies are in a bear.

[20:26] <+Shawn1> If they reanimate as zombies, I'LL kill them for you.

[20:27] <+Topher|> *jumps on surfboard*

[20:27] * Shawn1 pats Ella on the back

[20:27] <+Sugar> Hurry Tony!

[20:27] * Sugar pats Ella on back, but accidentally knocks her down

[20:27] <+|Rodney>.

[20:27] <+Shawn1> Come on Tony!

[20:27] <+Samey_> Leonard! You can get the Hero's Pendent if you win it for us!

[20:27] <+Topher|> Good luck, once again. @Leonard

[20:27] <@Chris_McLean> Leonard has the piece, but Topher's on his surfboard.

[20:27] * Topher| starts paddling.

[20:27] <+Sugar> Let's all chant Tony's name so he can win!

[20:27] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: Shawn, he's pretty funny. Weird, but funny.

[20:27] <+Samey_> That's, like, a level ten item!

[20:27] <@Chris_McLean> It's a toss-up!

[20:28] <@Chris_McLean> (o same)

[20:28] == Leonard_ was kicked from #TDPIRP by Chris_McLean [wibble]

[20:28] <+|Rodney> Wow, she's pretty strong.

[20:28] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Leonard] by Chris_McLean

[20:28] <+Max_The_Evil> Topher... GRAB THE PIECE!

[20:28] * Leonard wakes up again and begins to paddle more

[20:28] <+Topher|> Oh. I knew I forgot something.

[20:28] * Dave--_ goes off toward Maskwak settlement

[20:28] <+Leonard> Stay back devishly handosome sucubus!

[20:28] <+Topher|> Leonard! Hey!

[20:28] <+Sugar> Tony! Tony! Tony!

[20:28] <+Topher|> Could I have that piece?

[20:28] <+Topher|> Pretty please? :3

[20:28] <+Sky|OHF> Leonard, don't do it!

[20:28] <+Shawn1> Max, I'm pretty sure his name is Tony, dude.

[20:28] * Dave--_ looks through other campers' stuff

[20:28] <+Leonard> No! *smacks Topher with his staff and begins to paddle away

[20:28] <+Dave--_> None of it's Shawn's. Figures.

[20:28] <+Sugar> Tony! Tony! Tony!

[20:28] <+JasmineSomebody> YES, LEONARD!

[20:28] <+Max_The_Evil> Either way!

[20:28] <+Amy_> You know who's really strong?

[20:28] <+Amy_> Me.

[20:28] <+Topher|> Ow!

[20:29] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY UP POOFY HAIRED ONE!

[20:29] <+Topher|> Ugh.

[20:29] <+Topher|> Fine.

[20:29] <+Samey_> (CONF): I'm part of the 'Do Amy's Homework Club' back home. Some of the girls taught me how to play H'n'W.

[20:29] <+Amy_> You know who isn't strong?

[20:29] <+Amy_> Samey

[20:29] <+Sky|OHF> Whoa, Topher!

[20:29] <+Topher|> *paddles next to Leonard*

[20:29] * Dave--_ cleans up and comes back

[20:29] * Leonard reaches the other side

[20:29] <+Sky|OHF> What's wrong with your hair!

[20:29] <+|Rodney> Come on, Leonard! You got this, bud!

[20:29] <+Topher|> Give me the piece.

[20:29] <+Leonard> Yes do I win! WHat do I do now i was passed outa t this part

[20:29] <+Topher|> You don't want your sad cape getting wet.

[20:29] <@Chris_McLean> LEONARD SCORES!

[20:29] <+Topher|> Ugh.

[20:29] <+Sugar> Tony! Tony! Tony!

[20:29] <+JasmineSomebody> YES!

[20:29] <@Chris_McLean> KINOSEWAK WINS IMMUNITY!

[20:29] <+Leonard> I AM A WIZARD!

[20:29] <+Sugar> Well shoot.

[20:29] * Sky|OHF cheers

[20:29] <@Chris_McLean> Congrats.

[20:29] <+Max_The_Evil> ....Topher

[20:29] * JasmineSomebody cheers.

[20:29] <+Shawn1> Aw, Tony

[20:29] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU FOOLISH FOOL!

[20:29] <+Scarlett|> How unfortunate.

[20:29] * Scarlett| adjusts glasses

[20:29] <+JasmineSomebody> WE DID IT!

[20:29] * Leonard passes out

[20:29] * Ella___ sighs

[20:29] * Samey_ cheers and hugs Leonard.

[20:29] <+JasmineSomebody> WE WORKED AS A TEAM!

[20:29] <@Chris_McLean> Even though you have no shelter, you guys are all staying here tonight.

[20:29] <+Sugar> But did we really think Tony could beat a wizard?

[20:29] <+Amy_> YES!

[20:29] <+Amy_> WE DID IT!

[20:29] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU FOOLISH FOOL-WORTHY MORON!

[20:29] <+JasmineSomebody> Great job, guys!

[20:29] <+Ella___> Good is not always victorious, I suppose.

[20:29] <+Amy_> ugh but Samey's still here

[20:30] <+Samey_> Uh, Leonard?

[20:30] <+|Rodney> Whoo-hoo!

[20:30] * Amy_ pushes Samey over to Maskwak

[20:30] <+Amy_> Chris

[20:30] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU PURE NINCOMPOOP!

[20:30] * |Rodney picks up Leonard and Amy

[20:30] <+Amy_> Samey wants to swap teams

[20:30] * |Rodney cheers loudly

[20:30] <+Samey_> Ow..

[20:30] <+Leonard> Hey, er, SUgar

[20:30] <+Shawn1> Alright, uh, well guys

[20:30] <+Amy_> DONT YOU SAMEY

[20:30] <+Shawn1> You tried, I assume.

[20:30] <+Leonard> Could I have that kiss?

[20:30] <+Dave--_> Well, that was unfortunate.

[20:30] * Samey_ crashes into Sugar.

[20:30] <+Amy_> She wants to swap with the country lady

[20:30] <+Amy_> or the midget

[20:30] <+Beardo> (yay we won)

[20:30] <+Sky|OHF> Uh...

[20:30] <+Max_The_Evil> CURSES!

[20:30] <+Samey_> But-

[20:30] <@Chris_McLean> And as a bonus, you get a fast food feast from our latest sponsors

[20:30] <+Sugar> Anything for you :3

[20:30] <+Beardo> (can I go I have to do stuff irl)

[20:30] <@Chris_McLean> Kansas Dake Chicken.

[20:30] <+Sky|OHF> Can we swap Amy instead?

[20:30] * Sugar kisses Leonard...on the lips!

[20:30] <+Beardo>.

[20:30] <+|Rodney> Country lady? Wait, I'm a country boy--

[20:30] <@Chris_McLean> KFC, it's probably made in a lab.

[20:30] <@Chris_McLean> Enjoy.

[20:30] <+Ella___> This is getting quite strange...

[20:31] <@Chris_McLean> As for Maskwak, one of you is going bye bye.

[20:31] <+Leonard>.

[20:31] <+Amy_> Um Chris?

[20:31] <+Amy_> Didn't you hear me?

[20:31] <+Amy_> Samey wants to swap teams

[20:31] <@Chris_McLean> No team swapping.

[20:31] * Sugar winks at Leonard.

[20:31] <+Amy_> She makes me speak for her all the time, you know

[20:31] <@Chris_McLean> :|

[20:31] <+Samey_> I think Amy should switch with Sugar.

[20:31] <+Amy_> Are you SURE?

[20:31] <+Amy_> She REALLY WANTS TO.

[20:31] <+Samey_> Amy!

[20:31] <@Chris_McLean> I'm...very sure.

[20:31] * Amy_ shoves pom pom in Samey's face

[20:31] <+Amy_> silly Samey

[20:31] * Sky|OHF nudges Samey

[20:31] <+Amy_> stop talking

[20:31] <+Sugar> Can I just beat up Amy?

[20:31] <+Samey_> Please do, Sugar..

[20:31] <+Amy_> Come on Chris you know you want to let her swap

[20:31] <+Sky|OHF> Samey, don't let your sister push you around like that.

[20:31] <+Topher|> Chris, I think a team swap would do real good!

[20:31] <+Beardo> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-09/5/3/enhanced/webdr05/anigif_enhanced-15103-1409902406-7.gif

[20:31] <+Topher|> For ratings, I mean.

[20:31] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: We did it! We did it! We are not losers. We can do it. I'm so happy for my team.

[20:32] <+Samey_> I'm trying, Sky..

[20:32] <+Sugar> Can I beat up Tony too?

[20:32] <+Topher|> Who's Tony?

[20:32] <+Ella___> Violence is not a good way to go about this.

[20:32] <Leonard> (CONF): My cloak only has a few whole.

[20:32] <+|Rodney> (CONF): Whoo, we did it! Now I don't have to vote out a girl. Because, believe me, that would be heartbreaking for all parties involved... Man, I don't want to be such a homewrecker.

[20:32] <+Sky|OHF> (CONF): My team has definitely grown on me! With the exception of Amy, I think we all have a bond. Having a tight-knit group like this will be great in challenges.

[20:32] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU

[20:32] <+Sugar> Aren't you Tony?

[20:32] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU FOOLISH NINCOMPOOP!

[20:32] <+Dave--_> (CONF:) I hope I'm not going home. But considering I fared well against Jasmine of all people... I think I'm good. (cramp) Oof.

[20:32] <+Ella___> The only people who use violence are villains!

[20:32] <@Chris_McLean> --Elimination Ceremony--

[20:32] <@Chris_McLean> (Send in votes0

[20:32] <+Amy_> Wow.

[20:32] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): I'm not going to encourage violence, but I wouldn't be opposed to it. Internal conflict within the team takes any potential target off of me.

[20:32] <+Amy_> He's not letting you swap.

[20:33] <+Shawn1> (CONF): Well, we're gonna have to vote someone out. There are many people on my tribe I wish I could vote for. But I can only choose one.

[20:33] <+Amy_> Sorry Samey :\

[20:33] <+Max_The_Evil> (CONF) It is all that foolish fool's fault!

[20:33] <+Ella___> Um, Shawn, who do you want to vote for?

[20:33] <+Shawn1> Me?

[20:33] <+Shawn1> Um...

[20:33] <+Ella___> I...I trust you more than anyone else.

[20:33] * Shawn1 whispers in Ella's ear

[20:33] <+Shawn1> That's weird.

[20:33] <+Max_The_Evil> (CONF) It shall be I... Max the great and TERRIBLE! MISTER DREAD-U-LOCKS himself that shall beat that FOOLISH FOOL!

[20:34] <+Shawn1> I'm usually not very trusted,

[20:34] <+Ella___> ...Hm.

[20:34] <+Topher|> (CONF) Hmph! I KNOW Chris wouldn't let me be booted first.

[20:34] <+Ella___> Well, you're very smart, with your talk of some...great group lurking about and trying to k--destroy everyone.

[20:34] <+Ella___> Alright, alright.

[20:35] <+Shawn1> Well, Ella, just know this.

[20:35] <@Chris_McLean> (Topher, Ella, vote.)

[20:35] <+Shawn1> If we're ever in an apocalypse together, I'm SO on your side.

[20:35] * Scarlett| adjusts glasses

[20:35] <+Sky|OHF> (CONF): It feels great having the numbers going into the next challenge!

[20:35] <+Max_The_Evil> This shall be a simple vote.

[20:35] <Rodney|_> (kick the other me, lagged out)

[20:35] <+|Rodney> (is everyone frantically strategizing in PM or did I disconnect)

[20:35] <+Max_The_Evil> We have THIS NINCOMPOOP to eliminate.

[20:35] <Rodney|_> (CONF): I love what Amy and I have. It's so... special. <3

[20:35] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Rodney|_] by Chris_McLean

[20:36] <+Topher|> It's not my  fault you insisted on being leader.

[20:36] <+Sugar> (CONF): So wait...I got nude for nothing? Well I guess not nothing. Leonard seemed to enjoy the view.

[20:36] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Leonard] by Chris_McLean

[20:36] <+Topher|> Then did a horrible job.

[20:36] <@Chris_McLean> Alright.

[20:36] <+Sugar> Hey, Max won his part of the challenge.

[20:36] <@Chris_McLean> The votes are in.

[20:36] <@Chris_McLean> If I throw you a marshmallow, you're safe, and will survive another day.

[20:36] <+Max_The_Evil> At least I WON!

[20:36] <+Max_The_Evil> @Topher

[20:36] <@Chris_McLean> If I don't, you're going home.

[20:36] <+Max_The_Evil> Unlike YOU!

[20:36] <@Chris_McLean> And you can't come back.

[20:36] <@Chris_McLean> EVER.

[20:36] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU DISGRACE TO VILENESS!

[20:36] <+Scarlett|> Are you sure about that one?

[20:36] <@Chris_McLean> (stahp talking)

[20:36] <+Scarlett|> Because, you know, recent seasons show--

[20:36] * Dave--_ takes breaths

[20:37] <@Chris_McLean> The first marshmallow goes to...

[20:37] <@Chris_McLean> Ella.

[20:37] <+Dave--_> (to myself) It's okay. It'll be okay.

[20:37] <+Ella___> YAY!

[20:37] * Ella___ squeals

[20:37] <+Shawn1> I love marshmallows. They're good apocalypse rations. They never go bad.

[20:37] <@Chris_McLean> Also safe, Sugar, Shawn, and Dave.

[20:37] <+Sugar> I'll eat any marshmallows no one wants!

[20:37] <+Sugar> Yeehaw!

[20:37] <@Chris_McLean> Topher.

[20:37] * Max_The_Evil looks around.

[20:37] <@Chris_McLean> Scarlett.

[20:37] * Dave--_ grabs marshmallow

[20:37] <@Chris_McLean> Max.

[20:37] <+Ella___> They don't, Shawn? I didn't know that. I guess I should keep this.

[20:37] * Shawn1 eats a small bit of his marshmallow.

[20:37] * Ella___ saves marshmallow

[20:37] <@Chris_McLean> You all failed your part of the challenge.

[20:37] <+Max_The_Evil> What?!

[20:37] <+Shawn1> This one will hold me off for a few days.

[20:37] * Ella___ whistles

[20:37] <+Max_The_Evil> I won mine!

[20:37] <+Topher|> >.>

[20:37] * Sugar gobbles marshmallow.

[20:37] <@Chris_McLean> Scarlett, you're safe.

[20:37] * Ella___ a chipmunk crawls up to Ella

[20:37] <@Chris_McLean> Topher, Max.

[20:38] * Ella___ hands the marshmallow to it and it scurries off

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> One of you is going home tonight.

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> The final marshmallow goes to....

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> ...

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> ...

[20:38] * Scarlett| catches marshmallow

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> ...

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> ...

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> ...

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> Max!

[20:38] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[20:38] * Max_The_Evil eats marshmallow

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> Sorry Topher, as much as I appreciate a fan.

[20:38] <+Sugar> Yes!

[20:38] <+Topher|> What?!

[20:38] <+Max_The_Evil> Mmm! Sweet and yummy!

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> You're going bye-bye.

[20:38] <+Max_The_Evil> I-I mean!

[20:38] <+Scarlett|> (CONF): I didn't think I'd be eliminated. This team is at least intelligent enough to let that not happen.

[20:38] <+Shawn1> Wait

[20:38] <+Beardo> (finally it's over bye)

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> Or should I say....

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> boom-boom.

[20:38] <+Shawn1> His name's Topher?

[20:38] <+Sugar> Wait, who is Topher?

[20:38] <+Scarlett|> You failed at an integral part of the challenge.

[20:38] <+Shawn1> I thought...

[20:38] <+Scarlett|> You don't have a place on this team.

[20:38] <+Sugar> I thought it was Tony.

[20:38] <+Shawn1> Hm.

[20:38] <+Scarlett|> your...

[20:38] <+Scarlett|> TROPPED!

[20:38] <@Chris_McLean> *screen flashes*

[20:39] <@Chris_McLean> Welcome to the cannon of shame.

[20:39] <+Topher|> Wait, wait!

[20:39] <@Chris_McLean> Such an xplosive season deserves an explosive exit method non?

[20:39] <+Max_The_Evil> How delightfully EVIL, Chris! I am impressed!

[20:39] <+Topher|> You're going to keep me here, right?

[20:39] <@Chris_McLean> Um...no?

[20:39] <+Topher|> You can't just

[20:39] <+Topher|> send you favorite contestant home???

[20:39] <+Topher|> your*

[20:39] <+Sugar> (CONF): Maybe if Topher actually talked to us he could've stayed. Oh well.

[20:39] <@Chris_McLean> Unfortunately, as a host, I can't pcick favorites.

[20:40] <@Chris_McLean> See ya!

[20:40] <+Sugar> I'm pretty sure I'm Chris favorite contestant.

[20:40] * Chris_McLean fires cannon

[20:40] <+Topher|> (wtf chris always has faves)

[20:40] <+Ella___> Farewell to the boy with the poofy hair / Who made all his teammates mad and didn't even care ♪♪♪

[20:40] <+Sugar> Ooh, pertty :D

[20:40] <+Max_The_Evil> (CONF) Nobody shall even TRY to threaten MY reign on this tribe! I, Max the EVIL! shall rule this tribe, and then... THE WORLD!

[20:40] <@Chris_McLean> Alright.

[20:40] <@Chris_McLean> One down, 13 to go.

[20:40] <+Shawn1> (CONF): I would feel bad, but I never had a conversation with the guy.

[20:40] <@Chris_McLean> Who will be shot out of a cannon next?

[20:41] <+Sugar> So long Tony.

[20:41] <+Sugar> We hardly knew you.

[20:41] <@Chris_McLean> Find out, next time, on Total...Drama...Pahkitew Island!

[20:41] <@Chris_McLean> ~