Captain Chris The Game Master/Transcript

[19:04] <@Chris|Sugar> --START--

[19:04] <@Chris|Sugar> Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!

[19:04] <@Chris|Sugar> Our 11 contestants experienced a team mix up!

[19:04] <@Chris|Sugar> And they got a bit mxied up when we let them into the forest for our pinata challenge.

[19:05] <@Chris|Sugar> Sugar and Leonard patched things up.

[19:05] <@Chris|Sugar> Samey and Rodney got closer.

[19:05] <@Chris|Sugar> It wasn't all fun times, though.

[19:05] <@Chris|Sugar> Dave started hating on Amy, who was really Samey.

[19:05] <@Chris|Sugar> And promptly got the boot from hist eam, but not before putting Samey in a bit of hot water.

[19:05] <@Chris|Sugar> Will Samey be kicked out of the game-y?

[19:06] <@Chris|Sugar> Will anyone survive our next challenge?

[19:06] <@Chris|Sugar> And can I get more attractive?

[19:06] <@Chris|Sugar> All these questions willl be answered on Total...Drama...Pahkitew Island!

[19:06] <+Leonard> (YOUR PUNS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD)

[19:06] <@Chris|Sugar> --KINOSEWAK--

[19:06] <+_scarlett> imagine it was sugar who said all of that

[19:06] <+Leonard> (What are the new teams)

[19:06] <+Sky___> (^)

[19:06] <+Rodney|> (^)

[19:06] <+_scarlett> (^)

[19:06] == Chris|Sugar changed the topic of #TDPIRP to: Kinosewak: Sky, Samey, Beardo, Max, Shawn || Maskwak: Sugar, Jasmine, Scarlett, Leonard, Rodney

[19:07] <+sAMeY__> Hey, guys! I got, uhm, berries!

[19:07] * Sky___ wakes up and sighs

[19:07] * Shawn-- comes into Kinosewak camp

[19:07] <+Sky___> CONF: Ever since the tribe swap, I've been pretty down and detached from the rest of my team.

[19:07] <+Shawn--> How's the team doing?

[19:08] <+Beardo|> (wow i c @Beardo and Samey's friendship not being recapped)

[19:08] <+Sky___> CONF: But that's not something I should be feeling! I promised myself that I wouldn't come onto this show to make friends, I'm here to win a million dollars!

[19:08] == JasmineSomebody [c92b5ee4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.201.43.94.228] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]

[19:08] <+Sky___> CONF: It doesn't matter if I'm with new people, I need to stop being such a goody two shoes!

[19:09] <+Max_The_Evil> Well that was AWFUL

[19:09] <+Max_The_Evil> You guys need to try HARDER.

[19:09] <+Sky___> CONF: From now on, I'm going at this guns blazing! I won't take any prisoners!

[19:09] <+Shawn--> I found a wild boar earlier today

[19:09] <+Sky___> Nobody cares, Shawn.

[19:09] == sAMeY [4c1705e9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.23.5.233] has joined #TDPIRP

[19:09] <+Shawn--> I thought I would take a break from skinning it

[19:09] == sAMeY__ was kicked from #TDPIRP by Chris|Sugar [wibble]

[19:09] <+Sky___> You're always taking breaks!

[19:09]  Ugh, I got berry juice all over my skirt!

[19:10] <+Leonard> (I hate you bitches I'm missing tacos for you BRB oops)

[19:10] * sAMeY walks over to Sky and taps her shoulder.

[19:10] <+Shawn--> What's with the hostility?

[19:10] <+Sky___> Huh?

[19:10] <+Max_The_Evil> ahem

[19:10] <+Max_The_Evil> I SAID AHEM!

[19:10] <+Max_The_Evil> EXCUSE ME!

[19:10] <+Max_The_Evil> LISTEN UP!

[19:10]  Hey! Sorry about Dave leaving yesterday. It looked like you two were hitting it off.

[19:11] <+Max_The_Evil> YOUR EVIL MASTERMIND IS TALKING!

[19:11] <+Sky___> CONF: I need to stop being like myself if I want to win this. Aw, I really hope if Keith is watching this that he doesn't think any differently of me.

[19:11] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU STUPID NINCOMPOOPS!

[19:11]  What, Max?!

[19:11] <+Sky___> Oh, Dave?

[19:11] <+Shawn--> Yeah, I'm a bit sorry Dave left, too

[19:11] <+Max_The_Evil> Thank you.

[19:11] <+Sky___> We was weird.

[19:11] <+Sky___> And a liability.

[19:11] <+Max_The_Evil> HELLO MY MINIONS

[19:11] <+Shawn--> but I think he's a little off

[19:11] <+Max_The_Evil> YESTERDAY WE LOST

[19:11] <+Sky___> If we want to win challenges, we have to get rid of weak people.

[19:11] <+Sky___> Like Max.

[19:11] <+Max_The_Evil> BUT TODAY YOU GUYS NEED TO TRY HARDE--

[19:11] <+Shawn--> you know? attacking you for no reason

[19:11] <+Max_The_Evil> HEY

[19:11] <+Sky___> CONF: I need to focus the blame on someone else. Like Max! He's the perfect scapegoat.

[19:11]  Maybe we're just too nice for this game? I don't know..

[19:11] <+Shawn--> Max, if anything, YOU need to try harder

[19:11] <+Max_The_Evil> I am the STRONGEST MANLIEST EVIL MASTERMIND in my town!

[19:12] * Max_The_Evil attempts to lift log but fails miserably.

[19:12] <+Sky___> Manliest? Why don't I see any facial hair on you?

[19:12] <+Shawn--> Manly?

[19:12]  Yes, Max..

[19:12] <+Sky___> Are you even in high school?

[19:12]  Pure evil...to the extreme...for sure.

[19:12] <+Sky___> You shouldn't be talking, Amy.

[19:12] <+Shawn--> Max, I haven't seen you do anything worthwile since the team switch

[19:12] <+Sky___> You should be shaving, though.

[19:12] <+Sky___> Is that a mustache I see?

[19:13]  (CONF): Max is annoying me too much, plus I haven't gotten any sleep whatsoever. Maybe all this lying is getting to my head.

[19:13] * sAMeY glares at Sky.

[19:13] <+Max_The_Evil> I have been a LEADER

[19:13]  What? I didn't expect that to come out of you..

[19:13] <+Max_The_Evil> LEADERS LEAD!

[19:13] <+Sky___> CONF: Ugh, I feel terrible doing this, but it's the only way I can stay safe on this team. I just need to remind myself that my behavior is getting me one step closer to the million!

[19:13] <+Max_The_Evil> I do not HAVE TO lift things.

[19:13] <+Max_The_Evil> That's what I have stupid, brainless minions for!

[19:13] <+Max_The_Evil> Like you guys!

[19:13] <+Shawn--> Brainlesws?!

[19:13] <@Chris|Sugar> --MASKWAK--

[19:14] <+Rodney|> Hey, Leonard, can you help me out with the new play I'm writing?

[19:14] <@Chris|Sugar> Sugar: *yawns*

[19:14] <+Rodney|> Working title is "Rodneyo and Samiet."

[19:14] <@Chris|Sugar> I slept like a needle in a haystack!

[19:14] <+Leonard> Sure, man.

[19:14] <@Chris|Sugar> Wait...do needles sleep?

[19:14] <+Leonard> What is it about?

[19:14] <+_scarlett> (CONF) I saw Dave get propelled from the cannon last night. We were pretty close...well, as close as someone like me can be with these imbeciles, but close enough for me to feel some remorse for winning the challenge and endangering him.

[19:14] == JasmineSomebody [c92b5d4e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.201.43.93.78] has joined #TDPIRP

[19:15]  (f u @internet)

[19:15] <+Leonard> Needles don't sleep, hun. They aren't alive.

[19:15] .

[19:15] * _scarlett sighs

[19:15] <+Rodney|> It's about...

[19:15] <+Rodney|> Well...

[19:15] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v sAMeY] by Chris|Sugar

[19:15] <+_scarlett> Needles are inanimate objects.

[19:15] <+Rodney|> Young people meet, and fall in love, and stuff.

[19:15] <+Leonard> (CONF):Sugar seems a lot dumber today... like a different brand of dumb.

[19:15] <@Chris|Sugar> Oh, thanks!

[19:16] <+_scarlett> They cannot undergo humane functions, such as sleep or REM.

[19:16] <+Rodney|> I promise it's not about me. And no, nobody is gonna die.

[19:16] <@Chris|Sugar> You're so smart, Leonard!

[19:16] <+Rodney|> The dying of youth is really tragic, man.

[19:16] <@Chris|Sugar> I'm glad I have a wizard for a boyfriend!

[19:16] * _scarlett looks annoyed

[19:16] <+Leonard> That sure sounds original, I'd love to help.

[19:16] * JasmineSomebody walks in.

[19:16]  Good morning, y'all!

[19:16]  I was out catching food for us.

[19:16] <+Rodney|> Original? Yeah, I... I made it up myself.

[19:16] <+_scarlett> (CONF) Sugar thanks the delusional "wizard!!!!" for assisting her, but not me? The far more intellectually superior specimen? Something's not right...

[19:16] <+Leonard> (CONF):I like Rodney and all he's a good pal but come on man who needs another girl meets boy story? I mean at least add a creative spin to it.

[19:17] <+Rodney|> (CONF): It's actually just a thinly-veiled allegory secretly about my feelings for Samey! I promise, I don't plagiarize! I'm just a simple-minded guy who wants to express his undying love! ;__;

[19:17] <+_scarlett> (CONF) But for now, I need to gain some kind of social footing on the new team...and I think I'll start with the country bumpkin.

[19:17] <+Leonard> My good friend Steven died. He thought he could be the alpha wolf, but man was he wrong.

[19:17] <+_scarlett> Hey, Rodney!

[19:17] * _scarlett forces a smile

[19:17] <+_scarlett> Can I read your...um, play?

[19:17] * _scarlett adjust glasses

[19:17] <+Rodney|> Uh...

[19:17] <+Rodney|> Sure.

[19:18]  CONF: I've been distracted, thinking about Shawn too much. I can't lose my focus on this game. I'm here to win.

[19:18] * Rodney| gives Scarlett a torn-up piece of parchment with large, sloppy handwriting written all over it

[19:18] * _scarlett looks at torn up piece of parchment

[19:18] <+Leonard> (CONF):If there's one thing I can't stand it's fake people and boy is that Scarlett girl fake. What do you mean that's hypocritical?

[19:18] * _scarlett forces another grin

[19:18] <+_scarlett> Wow...!!!!!

[19:18] <+_scarlett> I personally think it's articulate and...

[19:18] <+_scarlett> Beautiful... ^___________________^

[19:18] <+_scarlett> (CONF) That was abhorrent.

[19:18] <+Leonard> That seems REALLY sincere.

[19:19] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[19:19] <+_scarlett> Thanks, Leonard....I guess ^___^

[19:19] <+Leonard> Being a wizard I can sense all emotions you know

[19:19] <+Leonard> It's a gift

[19:19] <+_scarlett> Yeah...

[19:19] <+_scarlett> Those wizardly powers sure are, um, powerful.

[19:19] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[19:19] <+Rodney|> Aw, thanks! It came from the depths of my heart.

[19:19] <+Leonard> (CONF):I might as well play dumb also. I've got a lot of practice at being someone I'm not...

[19:19] <+_scarlett> (CONF) I'd like to shove him into the depths of nothing because he's so annoying

[19:20] <+Leonard> They sure are... *grins slightly*

[19:20] <@Chris|Sugar> *loudspeaker turns on*

[19:20] <@Chris|Sugar> LHeh heh.

[19:20] * Sky___ throws rock at loudspeaker

[19:20]  CONF: I haven't really bounded with my new team. I should go and make some friends there. I don't wanna go home.

[19:20] <@Chris|Sugar> Leonard, you'll NEED those powers for today's challenge.

[19:20] <@Chris|Sugar> Hey!

[19:20] <+Sky___> Can it, Chris!

[19:20] <@Chris|Sugar> Meet me at the buidlding with a large sheet over it

[19:20] <+Sky___> CONF: You know, I didn't feel bad about that one!

[19:21] <@Chris|Sugar> and Sky, stop being such a bi--

[19:21] <@Chris|Sugar> *turns off*

[19:21] <@Chris|Sugar> --CHALLENGE--

[19:21] <@Chris|Sugar> Are you guys ready for the most epic thing EVER?

[19:21] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v JasmineSomebody] by Chris|Sugar

[19:21] * Shawn-- arrives with servings of cooked boar for his team

[19:21] <+Sky___> Yea-

[19:21] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Something tells me Scarlett doesn't really... uh... like the way I operate. She's really pretty, so it hurts. But I can't fall for her! She's too passive-aggressive for a guy like me.

[19:21] <+Sky___> No!

[19:21] <+_scarlett> Just show us, stop being so dilatory!

[19:21] <+Shawn--> Hope you're hungry, Kinosewak

[19:21] <@Chris|Sugar> Fine.

[19:21] <@Chris|Sugar> So rude.

[19:21] <+sAMeY> Oh, uh, yeah..

[19:21] <+JasmineSomebody> Alright, guys. We are ready for this challenge!

[19:21] <+Sky___> What does that word mean, Sc-

[19:21] <+Sky___> four eyes?

[19:21] * Chris|Sugar takes off sheet, revealing giant building

[19:21] <+JasmineSomebody> We have to work as a team. We can't lose,

[19:22] * _scarlett sighs

[19:22] <@Chris|Sugar> Welcome to the McClean Arcade!

[19:22] <+sAMeY> (CONF): Seriously, what is up with Sky? She's so....mean!

[19:22] <+sAMeY> Oh, arcade!

[19:22] <@Chris|Sugar> In today's challenge, instead of playing video games....Y

[19:22] <+Shawn--> Arcade?

[19:22] * sAMeY claps and jumps up and down

[19:22] <@Chris|Sugar> you'll be IN them.

[19:22] <+Leonard> Has this always been here?

[19:22] <@Chris|Sugar> You guys will face off in five rounds, going head to head.

[19:22] <+sAMeY> We're not playing them..? Awww..

[19:22] <+Shawn--> Wait, you lost me

[19:22] <@Chris|Sugar> FIrst team to reach three points, wins!

[19:22] <+_scarlett> Your quotidian remarks don't trouble me in the slightest.

[19:22] <+Sky___> I love arca-

[19:22] <+_scarlett> @Sky

[19:22] <+Sky___> This is stupid.

[19:22] <+Shawn--> you lost me, Chris

[19:22] <+sAMeY> I don't like video games, ha..

[19:22] * Max_The_Evil evils on in

[19:22] <+Shawn--> Video games?

[19:22] <@Chris|Sugar> Losers meet at elimination where one of them goes bye bye.

[19:22] <+JasmineSomebody> Come on, guys!

[19:22] <+Shawn--> Arcade?

[19:22] <+Rodney|> Video games? Uh, I've actually never really played them. We don't have an operating TV over at Dad's shack.

[19:22] <+Shawn--> What is this, Japan?

[19:22] <@Chris|Sugar> Who wants to go first?

[19:22] <+Sky___> I'll go.

[19:23] <+Leonard> (CONF):Didn't picture Amy as a video game geek, pssh. What a nerd...

[19:23] <+sAMeY> I'll go!

[19:23] <+Sky___> No, Amy, you're too dumb for that.

[19:23] <+sAMeY> I mean..

[19:23] <+Sky___> I'm the only one capable of winning this for us.

[19:23] * JasmineSomebody steps up

[19:23] <+JasmineSomebody> I'll go!

[19:23] <+sAMeY> This game is for nerds like Samey!

[19:23] <+Sky___> CONF: Oh no, Jasmine? My friend? I can't go against her!

[19:23] <+sAMeY> Which is why I have to win, so I can be better at it.

[19:23] <+sAMeY> So me!

[19:23] * Sky___ pushes Amy to floor

[19:24] * sAMeY stand up and pushes Sky onto the floor.

[19:24] <@Chris|Sugar> Sky, as because you threw a rock at the loudspeaker.

[19:24] <@Chris|Sugar> AMY's going.

[19:24] <@Chris|Sugar> Don't disrespect me.

[19:24] <+sAMeY> Ha!

[19:24] <+Rodney|> (CONF): I really like that Super Antonio guy. The fact that he's willing to go so far just to rescue the girl he truly loves... What an admirable quality. :')

[19:24] * Sky___ sighs

[19:24] <@Chris|Sugar> Amy, Jasmine, your challenge is.....

[19:24] <@Chris|Sugar> Smack-man!

[19:24] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[19:24] <+Sky___> CONF: Secretly, I was relieved. I didn't want to go against Jasmine!

[19:24] <@Chris|Sugar> You'll each be put in this maze.

[19:24] <+sAMeY> (CONF): Jasmine, aw! She's my friend..

[19:24] <+sAMeY> M-maze? Oh god..

[19:24] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: Sky is my friend, but... I'll not let my relationships in this game take the best of me. She's in opposing team. My team comes in first place.

[19:24] <@Chris|Sugar> you'll have to grab the pellets and avoid the ghosts, played by our interns.

[19:24] <+Sky___> CONF: Partly because I know she'll beat me, and partly because I don't want to anger her...

[19:24] <+JasmineSomebody> Samey*

[19:24] <@Chris|Sugar> The first person to get grabbed by the ghosts, loses.

[19:25] <@Chris|Sugar> The winner scores a point!

[19:25] == TopherIntern860 has changed nick to InternTopher

[19:25] <+JasmineSomebody> I'm ready!

[19:25] <+sAMeY> Let's do this! I mean, uhm, sure.

[19:25] <+Beardo|> (o @us playing Luigi's Mansion)

[19:25] <+JasmineSomebody> (Pac Man I think ;\ @Beardo)

[19:25] <+Rodney|> (dead)

[19:25] <+Rodney|> (It's Pac-Man)

[19:25] <+JasmineSomebody> (Beardo making Pac Man noises in CanonTDPI <3)

[19:25] <+Beardo|> (o I wasn't paying attention at all and just read "ghosts" and assumed oops)

[19:26] <@Chris|Sugar> Alright,

[19:26] <@Chris|Sugar> Ready?

[19:26] <@Chris|Sugar> GO!

[19:26] * sAMeY runs into the maze and finds a pellet; grabbing it.

[19:26] <+Sky___> Don't screw up, Amy, like you always do!

[19:26] * JasmineSomebody runs through the maze

[19:26] <+sAMeY> What am I supposed to do wit this?

[19:27] <+sAMeY> Whatever..

[19:27] * _scarlett walks over to Sky

[19:27] <+Max_The_Evil> When did you get so... evil? I like it! @Sky

[19:27] * JasmineSomebody collects a pellet

[19:27] <+_scarlett> Sky, what's been up with your vitriolic remarks as of late?

[19:27] <+Beardo|> (Wait)

[19:27] * sAMeY continues running and grabs the pellets, putting it in her bag.

[19:27] <@Chris|Sugar> Ghost: *turns corner and sees Amy*

[19:27] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[19:27] <@Chris|Sugar> Ghost: >:(

[19:27] <+Beardo|> (No one's supposed to be playing besides Amy and Jasmine right ;\ )

[19:27] <+Max_The_Evil> It's me RUBBING OFF on her! @Scarlett

[19:27] <+_scarlett> Do you still have the kwaal?

[19:27] * Max_The_Evil stands triumphantly.

[19:27] <@Chris|Sugar> Ghost: *begins chasing Amy*

[19:27] * sAMeY throws a pellet at the Ghost.

[19:27] <@Chris|Sugar> (yeah @Beardo)

[19:27] * sAMeY then continues running to the right.

[19:27] * JasmineSomebody catches the pellet Amy threw at the ghost.

[19:27] <@Chris|Sugar> Ghost: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

[19:27] <+Rodney|> Go, uh... Amy!

[19:27] <+Rodney|> :)

[19:27] <+JasmineSomebody> Thank you!

[19:28] <@Chris|Sugar> Ghost: :*cries and runs off*

[19:28] <@Chris|Sugar> So....

[19:28] <+Rodney|> Or you too, Jasmine!

[19:28] <@Chris|Sugar> we don't really...

[19:28] <@Chris|Sugar> have a ghost....

[19:28] <+Rodney|> Since, uh, you're on my team and stuff

[19:28] <+sAMeY> Gah!

[19:28] <@Chris|Sugar> anymore....

[19:28] <@Chris|Sugar> so

[19:28] * JasmineSomebody runs and catches another pellet

[19:28] <@Chris|Sugar> I guess AMy wins?

[19:28] <+JasmineSomebody> Oh

[19:28] <+JasmineSomebody> But...

[19:28] * sAMeY grabs more pellets and sees an opening.

[19:28] <@Chris|Sugar> Kinosewak scores a point!

[19:28] <+sAMeY> I won?

[19:28] <+_scarlett> ...Whatever, no time to waste right now.

[19:28] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[19:28] <+sAMeY> Wow..

[19:28] * _scarlett returns to her team

[19:28] <+JasmineSomebody> (wtf I caught more pellets :/)

[19:28] <+JasmineSomebody> (rig)

[19:28] <+Max_The_Evil> Yes.

[19:28] <+Sky___> Hey, you're useful for once in your life, Amy!

[19:28] <+Shawn--> That was weird.

[19:29] <+sAMeY> (CONF): This is the first time I've ever done something right...wow...stick that in your juice box and suck it, Amy!

[19:29] <+Max_The_Evil> Good job not being completely useless, Amy!

[19:29] <@Chris|Sugar> Alright.

[19:29] * JasmineSomebody sighs

[19:29] <@Chris|Sugar> Time for our next game.

[19:29] * JasmineSomebody walks back to team.

[19:29] * sAMeY sighs and looks down..

[19:29] <+JasmineSomebody> I'm sorry. I did my best.

[19:29] <+Shawn--> Well, Amy, I have to hand it to you

[19:29] <@Chris|Sugar> Who wants to go next?

[19:29] * Sky___ shouts: "not good enough!" at Jasmine

[19:29] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: That was kinda unfair.

[19:29] <@Chris|Sugar> It's only mildly painful, don't worry.

[19:29] <+Shawn--> you're pretty good at this

[19:29] <+Sky___> ... loser!

[19:29] <+_scarlett> I'll take a shot at the game... ^_^

[19:29] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[19:29] <+JasmineSomebody> ...oh. @Sky

[19:29] <+Leonard> It's fine we can't win everything. It's nice to let those losers have a chance *chuckles nervously and claps Jasmine on the back*

[19:29] <+sAMeY> Uhm, thanks, Shawn.

[19:30] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: What's wrong with Sky? She used to be nicer. :/

[19:30] <+JasmineSomebody> Thank you, Leonard!

[19:30] <@Chris|Sugar> Scarlett for Maskwak, who's up for Kinosewak?

[19:30] <+Sky___> CONF: I hope I didn't hurt Jasmine's feelings. Underneath that tough exterior, she's a really nice girl. Ugh, I don't think I can do this!

[19:30] <+Sky___> Me!

[19:30] <+sAMeY> Sky!

[19:30] <+Max_The_Evil> (leonard probably couldn't reach jasmine's back OPOS @leonard)

[19:30] <+Sky___> I'll do it.

[19:30] <+Shawn--> (CONF:) I only barely know what video games are. I just figured it was a Japan thing.

[19:30] <+Leonard> (Says Max "BoosterSeat" Evilguyman)

[19:31] <@Chris|Sugar> Alright, Scarlett vs SKy.

[19:31] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Wow, this challenge is bumming me out. I mean, my fingers are pretty tough since I can pick up some pretty big hay bales at home, but like, I've never actually played anything like this before.

[19:31] <@Chris|Sugar> You'll be playing...Ass King!

[19:31] <+_scarlett> (CONF) Sky's vitriolic comments are definitely not part of her intrinsic personality. ...In layman's terms, something's up.

[19:31] <@Chris|Sugar> ...

[19:31] <+sAMeY> Oh my..

[19:31] <+Sky___> Really? I get the four-eyed freak?

[19:31] <@Chris|Sugar> Donkey Kong was copyrighted, okay? >_>

[19:31] * _scarlett rolls her eyes at Sky

[19:31] <@Chris|Sugar> Anyway, Chef, serving as our gorilla.

[19:31] <+Sky___> I'm so-

[19:31] <+Sky___> I mean.

[19:31] <@Chris|Sugar> Chef: *growls*

[19:31] <+Sky___> Shut it... geek!

[19:31] <+Sky___> @Scarlett

[19:31] <+_scarlett> Couldn't you get an actual animal or something?

[19:32] <@Chris|Sugar> Will be throwing down barrels at you while you attempt to climb upt he ramps.

[19:32] <+_scarlett> I mean, seeing as how the island is mech-- I mean, full of wildlife.

[19:32] <+Leonard> Wow, Sky's pulled off her weave

[19:32] <@Chris|Sugar> First person to get to the top, wins!

[19:32] <+sAMeY> (CONF): What the freak, Sky? I wouldn't be surprised if she left.

[19:32] <+Max_The_Evil> (That's MISTER Max "BoosterSeat" Evilguyman to YOU @leonard)

[19:32] <+Sky___> CONF: Easy enough. Scarlett is brains, not brawn. I think I have this in the bag!

[19:32] <@Chris|Sugar> Ready?

[19:32] <@Chris|Sugar> Go!

[19:32] <+_scarlett> (CONF) Sky will be so focused on making malicious comments towards the ground she walks on that I'll win easily.

[19:33] * Sky___ jumps on ramp

[19:33] <@Chris|Sugar> Chef: *growls and throws barrel down at Scarlett/Sky*

[19:33] * _scarlett starts running to the top

[19:33] * _scarlett jumps over the barrell

[19:33] * Sky___ jumps over barrell

[19:33] * _scarlett barrel*

[19:33] <+Sky___> Is that all you got?

[19:33] * Sky___ runs towards top

[19:33] * _scarlett attempts to elbow Sky but almost loses her balance

[19:33] * _scarlett runs towards top

[19:33] <@Chris|Sugar> Nope!

[19:33] <+Sky___> CONF: sigh.

[19:33] * Sky___ pushes scarlett off

[19:33] <@Chris|Sugar> Chef, throw the "special" barrels"

[19:33] <+Sky___> Sorry!

[19:33] <+_scarlett> Hey!

[19:33] * _scarlett hits ground

[19:33] <+_scarlett> Is that even in the rules?!

[19:33] * Sky___ runs

[19:33] <@Chris|Sugar> Chef: *throws barrell that rolls slowly towards girls*

[19:34] * _scarlett starts running towards the top again

[19:34] <+Sky___> Really?

[19:34] * Sky___ easily jumps over barrell

[19:34] * _scarlett is panting but she's a bit behind Sky

[19:34] <@Chris|Sugar> Barrell: *explodes behind Sky*

[19:34] * _scarlett jumps over barrel

[19:34] * Sky___ falls off

[19:34] * _scarlett falls down

[19:34] <+sAMeY> Go, Sky!

[19:34] <+_scarlett> (Sky Fall)

[19:34] <+Sky___> Oh, come on!

[19:34] * _scarlett gets up

[19:34] * Sky___ runs to top again

[19:34] <+sAMeY> Or...fall..

[19:34] <+_scarlett> At least I didn't fall off this time.

[19:34] * _scarlett reaches the top

[19:34] <+sAMeY> S to the K to the Y!

[19:34] <+_scarlett> Did I win yet?

[19:34] <+_scarlett> I mean...

[19:34] * Sky___ reaches top, but behind Scarlett

[19:34] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[19:34] <@Chris|Sugar> Scarlett wins!

[19:35] <@Chris|Sugar> It's 1-1

[19:35] <+_scarlett> Looks like I won.

[19:35] <+Sky___> Yeah?

[19:35] <+JasmineSomebody> Go, Scarlett!

[19:35] <+Sky___> Well...

[19:35] <@Chris|Sugar> I guess Sky couldn't back up her attitude. XD

[19:35] <+Sky___> you're ugly.

[19:35] <+_scarlett> Did anyone have any doubts that I'd win, though?

[19:35] <+JasmineSomebody> (o me)

[19:35] * sAMeY does the jazz-hands maneuver.

[19:35] <@Chris|Sugar> Next round.

[19:35] <+Sky___> So, who's the real winner here?

[19:35] <+sAMeY> You tried, Sky.

[19:35] <+sAMeY> Emphasis on tried...

[19:35] <+Sky___> You suck, Amy.

[19:35] <+_scarlett> Whatever.

[19:35] <+sAMeY> Likewise, Sky.

[19:36] <+_scarlett> Material looks are not a major concern to me.

[19:36] <@Chris|Sugar> Who's up next?

[19:36] <+_scarlett> All that matters is that I have the brainpower to singlehandedly dismantle any argument you attempt to present.

[19:36] <+Max_The_Evil> GOD SKY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS

[19:36] <+_scarlett> ...Did that sound too harsh? :(

[19:36] <+sAMeY> (CONF): I hated badmouthing Sky, but...I have to play my part, no?

[19:36] <+Shawn--> If you can do better, Max, then go for it

[19:36] * Beardo| awkwardly raises his hand

[19:36] <+Max_The_Evil> Ha! @Shawn

[19:36] <+Sky___> I'd like to see you try, Max.

[19:36] <+Max_The_Evil> I am the MASTERMIND!

[19:36] <+Max_The_Evil> I do not simply compete!

[19:36] <+sAMeY> Go, Beardo!

[19:36] <+Max_The_Evil> I get minions to do my work!

[19:36] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA!

[19:37] <+_scarlett> (CONF) I can't be too angry with people. I don't want a target on my back, and besides, what will Shaw--the other team think?

[19:37] * sAMeY lightly pushes Beardo towards Chris.

[19:37] <+Shawn--> if you're the mastermind, then you should know how to hack a videogame

[19:37] <+sAMeY> Good luck.

[19:37] <+sAMeY> Hacking video games? Easy!

[19:37] <@Chris|Sugar> Alright, Beardo vs Max!

[19:37] <+Rodney|> ...

[19:37] <+Rodney|> (they're on the same team)

[19:37] <@Chris|Sugar> (same)

[19:37] <+Max_The_Evil> I do not have time for such MUNDANE tasks as hacking a simple video game!

[19:37] <+sAMeY> Um....not that I would know...duh..

[19:37] <@Chris|Sugar> Maskwak, you guys need to pick someone.

[19:37] <+Beardo|> (Epic not knowing his own teams <3)

[19:37] <@Chris|Sugar> Sugar: I'll go!

[19:37] <+Sky___> Another mistake, Chris?

[19:37] <+Rodney|> Hey, I guess I'll g--

[19:37] <+Sky___> Not suprising.

[19:37] <+Rodney|> Oh... Uh...

[19:37] <+Rodney|> Guess not...

[19:37] <+Leonard> (You all realize we aint playin the games we're fuckin larpin them. jeez basic biches these days)

[19:37] <+Rodney|> Uh... Sorry, Sugar...

[19:37] <@Chris|Sugar> Sugar: I've never played a video game, but it can't be harder than a pageant!

[19:38] <+sAMeY> (BRB)

[19:38] <+Max_The_Evil> I mean I COULD but I do not want to!

[19:38] <@Chris|Sugar> You'd be surprised, Sugar.

[19:38] * Max_The_Evil crosses arms

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[19:38] <+Leonard> You can do it, Sugar Bear!

[19:38] <+Sky___> Sugar's a good choice, she'll just eat the barrells!

[19:38] <+Leonard> Hey don't talk to her like that!

[19:38] <+Sky___> What are you going to do?

[19:38] <@Chris|Sugar> Sugar: I'll eat YOU if you don't shut yer mouth! @Sky

[19:38] <+Sky___> Zap me?

[19:39] <@Chris|Sugar> Okay, no eating each other.

[19:39] <+Beardo|> (conf) I hope to finally show my team I'm valuable. Last episode wasn't my best showing.

[19:39] <@Chris|Sugar> Beardo, Sugar, you'll be playing Polkamon!

[19:39] <+Beardo|> (me)

[19:39] <@Chris|Sugar> Inside these balls are different animals.

[19:39] <+Sky___> Sugar already is an animal.

[19:39] <@Chris|Sugar> They'You'll then command them to beat each other up.

[19:39] <+Leonard> *glares at Sky angrily* *mumbles* trust me if I could I'd smite you right now you, hag.

[19:39] <@Chris|Sugar> The winner of the fight wins!

[19:39] * Beardo| makes studio audience "ooooh" noise @Sky

[19:39] <+Leonard> (Beardo do the polka music for this)

[19:39] <@Chris|Sugar> Sugar: Why....

[19:40] <+Beardo|> (Do I really have a chance of beating Epic in Pokemon)

[19:40] <@Chris|Sugar> Sugar: *pounces on Sky, begins beating her up*

[19:40] * Beardo| makes polka sounds

[19:40] <+Sky___> Ow!

[19:40] <@Chris|Sugar> O_O

[19:40] <+Sky___> Get off me!

[19:40] <+Beardo|> ...

[19:40] * Sky___ attempts to lift Sugar off

[19:40] * Sky___ fails

[19:40] <+Leonard> (Just spam sand attack then fuck him in the ass)

[19:40] * Beardo| releases animal and commands it to hit Sky while she's distracted

[19:40] <+Sky___> CONF: Maybe this wasn't the best idea. *points to black eye*

[19:40] <+Beardo|> ...

[19:40] <+Shawn--> (spam double team and you'll be fine)

[19:40] <+Beardo|> *Sugar

[19:41] <@Chris|Sugar> Um...

[19:41] <@Chris|Sugar> Sugar, get off.

[19:41] <@Chris|Sugar> Because we hre at Total Drama don't support violence.

[19:41] <+Max_The_Evil> HA@

[19:41] <+Shawn--> um, Chris

[19:41] <+Max_The_Evil> HA!

[19:41] <+Max_The_Evil> HA!

[19:41] <+Max_The_Evil> HA!

[19:41] * Chris|Sugar mouths to camera "We totally do"

[19:41] <+Shawn--> you allow contestants to get beat up

[19:41] <@Chris|Sugar> Beardo gets the point!

[19:41] <+Leonard> Sure... a bear almost ate us one time.

[19:42] * Beardo| makes Pokemon victory music

[19:42] <+Sky___> CONF: I guess I understand Sugar's reaction. I'm being a major jerk right now, and besides, I hurt Scarlett at the challenge. I'm at blame, too!

[19:42] <+Leonard> (This is POLKAmon whore!@Beardo)

[19:42] <@Chris|Sugar> Okay.

[19:43] <@Chris|Sugar> Kinosewak leads, 2-1.

[19:43] <@Chris|Sugar> Can Maskwak catch up?

[19:43] <+Shawn--> (no this is Tinymon)

[19:43] <+Sky___> (did anyone say WHORE? : D)

[19:43] <+JasmineSomebody> Damn

[19:43] <+JasmineSomebody> Come on, team!

[19:43] <@Chris|Sugar> We'll see in our next game, Drama Bros!

[19:43] <+JasmineSomebody> We can't lose.

[19:43] <+Max_The_Evil> No, no they can't! HA!

[19:43] <+Max_The_Evil> HA

[19:43] <+Sky___> Sucks to suck, Jasmine.

[19:43] <+Rodney|> Alright, I guess I'll go this time!

[19:43] <@Chris|Sugar> You'll have to race while jumping on paltforms avoiding enemies and all that jazz to get to the flag before your opponent.

[19:43] <+Sky___> I'll go!

[19:43] <@Chris|Sugar> Rodney's up for Maskwak, who's going for Kinosewak.

[19:43] <@Chris|Sugar> You can't go TWICE, Sky.

[19:44] <@Chris|Sugar> >_>

[19:44] <@Chris|Sugar> It has to be Shawn or Max.

[19:44] <+Shawn--> You know what, Max? I'll go do you'll get the blame for costing your team if we lose

[19:44] <+Sky___> Shawn.

[19:44] <+Sky___> Shawn is going.

[19:44] <+Leonard> (Rodney:I'm a romantic, and that's good. I'll never be smooth and that's not bad. I;m just happy being, me!!)

[19:44] <+Sky___> Max is too... short... to do this challenge.

[19:44] <+Max_The_Evil> HA! I am an EVIL MASTERMIND! I do not get the BLAME! @Shawn

[19:44] <+Sky___> He'll just cost us the point and ruin our lead, like he ruins everything.

[19:44] <+Max_The_Evil> Who are you calling SHORT! @Sky

[19:44] <+Rodney|> (CONF): YES! What did I say about admiring Super Antonio earlier? I swear, I'm gonna be just like him and rescue my girl Samey!

[19:44] <+Max_The_Evil> I do not ruin EVERYTHING! I am a GENIUS!

[19:45] <+Max_The_Evil> It is ALL apart of the plan!

[19:45] <+Max_The_Evil> You foolish stinky mcdoodoo face!

[19:45] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Not sure if she actually needs rescuing or anything... Heh, whatever...

[19:45] <+Sky___> A genius...

[19:45] <+Sky___> at being an idiot...

[19:45] <@Chris|Sugar> Okay, Shawn vs Rodney.

[19:45] <+Sky___> CONF: *facepalm*

[19:45] * Shawn-- gets set at the finish line

[19:45] <+_scarlett> (CONF) If we don't catch up, at least I won't be the one culpable. I trust the limited intelligence of my team on the decision to not vote me off.

[19:45] <+JasmineSomebody> Go Rodney!

[19:45] <+Rodney|> (o @Samey not even being here)

[19:45] <@Chris|Sugar> and to make this challenge a bit interesting.

[19:45] <+Sky___> (o I was supposed to take after Samey)

[19:45] == Sky___ has changed nick to Sky|Samey

[19:45] <@Chris|Sugar> Chef: *grabs Jasmine and Amy*

[19:45] <+Shawn--> (CONF:) Those Ukranian mechanics have no chance against me

[19:45] <@Chris|Sugar> These two will be at the end of the course waiting for you both.

[19:45] <@Chris|Sugar> Who willl get there first, let's see.

[19:45] <+Sky|Samey> CONF: I'm not good at this whole "mean" shtick - as you can tell, I haven't had too much practice!

[19:45] <@Chris|Sugar> ;)

[19:45] <@Chris|Sugar> Go!

[19:46] <+Rodney|> ...

[19:46] <+Shawn--> (CONF:) Oh boy...

[19:46] * Rodney| runs

[19:46] <+Rodney|> Whoa!

[19:46] <+Sky|Samey> (wait)

[19:46] * Rodney| sees a snapping turtle

[19:46] * Shawn-- rushes through the challenges

[19:46] == Sky|Samey has changed nick to Sky___

[19:46] * Rodney| gets bit in groin by snapping turtle

[19:46] <+Rodney|> My... My biscuits... ;_;

[19:46] <+JasmineSomebody> Oh

[19:46] * Rodney| collapses but gets up quickly afterwards

[19:46] * Shawn-- picks up a mushroom and heaves it at Rodney

[19:46] * Rodney| jumps onto warp pipe

[19:46] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: Why, Chris? Why?

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[19:46] <+Max_The_Evil> HA! @Rodney

[19:46] <+Rodney|> Mm! This is typical farm living!

[19:46] <@Chris|Sugar> Snapping turtle: *lets go of Rodney and bites Shawn's head*

[19:46] <+Rodney|> That mushroom was REALLY zesty!

[19:46] * Shawn-- keeps going

[19:46] <+Sky___> My kind of turtle!

[19:46] * Rodney| smashes head into block and a single penny comes out

[19:46] * Rodney| continues

[19:47] <+Rodney|> For... For Samey... I mean, Amy...

[19:47] * Shawn-- jumps across chasms

[19:47] <+Max_The_Evil> (wreck it rodney)

[19:47] * Rodney| jumps across pit and down stairs

[19:47] * Rodney| wrecks some bloXXX

[19:47] * Shawn-- races up the hill toward the final stretch

[19:47] * Rodney| gets to finish line

[19:47] <+Rodney|> YEAH!

[19:47]  Go Rodney!

[19:47] * Shawn-- gets flag

[19:47] <+Sky___> He's not on our team, idiot.

[19:47] <+Max_The_Evil> You FOOLISH FOOL! @Shawn

[19:47] <@Chris|Sugar> Rodney scores!

[19:47]  I knew that...

[19:47] <@Chris|Sugar> We're all tied up.

[19:47] <+Rodney|> (CONF): I don't know what compelled me. I was just motivated by... by the power of love... I can do anything.

[19:47] <+Shawn--> oh man...

[19:47] <@Chris|Sugar> Unfortunately, your princesses are in another castle.

[19:47] <@Chris|Sugar> Just kidding, they're right here.

[19:48] <+Shawn--> well...

[19:48] * Chris|Sugar throws Jasmine and Amy at Rodney/Shawn

[19:48] <+Shawn--> that was messed up

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> HEY

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> I am the GENIUS

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> Where is MY princess!

[19:48] <+Leonard> (hi im dazy!)

[19:48] * Shawn-- catches sAMeY

[19:48] <+Sky___> You'll never get one if you don't work those flabby arms. @Max

[19:48] <+Shawn--> can;t have you hurt

[19:48] * JasmineSomebody ignores Shawn.

[19:48] <+Max_The_Evil> I am 100% PURE MUSCLE! @Sky

[19:48] <+Shawn--> How Rodney beat me is...

[19:48] <+JasmineSomebody> I'm not going with him.

[19:49] <+Shawn--> I don't know

[19:49] <sAMeY> Thanks, Shawn!

[19:49] <sAMeY> I mean,

[19:49] * Rodney| is kissed on cheek by sAMeY and blushes goofily

[19:49] <sAMeY> Let me down!

[19:49] <@Chris|Sugar> Alright.

[19:49] <@Chris|Sugar> Your final event is a team sport!

[19:49] <@Chris|Sugar> Super Drama Bros Brawl!

[19:49] <+Sky___> Can I go?

[19:49] <+Sky___> Max will just lose it for us!

[19:49] <@Chris|Sugar> Basically, we're putting you on a platform, having random items drop from nowhere occasionally, and letting you beat the crap out of each other.

[19:49] <+JasmineSomebody> Brawl?

[19:49] <+Leonard> Yeah, it's safe to say I would have wrecked pipsqueak over there

[19:49] <sAMeY> Give him a chance, Sky.

[19:49] <@Chris|Sugar> Last man or woman standing, wins for their team.

[19:50] <@Chris|Sugar> The losers? Elimination tonight.

[19:50] <+Leonard> Glad to see you didn't want to humiliate someone for once Chris

[19:50] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v sAMeY] by Chris|Sugar

[19:50] <+Shawn--> Uh, Chris, I thought you didn;t support violence

[19:51] <+JasmineSomebody>.

[19:51] <+Max_The_Evil> Good! Sky get in there! NOW!

[19:51] <+Max_The_Evil> I SAID NOW!

[19:51] * Sky___ kicks Max like a soccer ball

[19:51] <+Sky___> Max is giving me his spot.

[19:51] <+Max_The_Evil> AGH!

[19:51] <+Rodney|> I'm ready for this challenge.

[19:51] <@Chris|Sugar> Alright!

[19:51] * Leonard stifles a laugh

[19:51] * Max_The_Evil voice goes up an octave

[19:51] <+Rodney|> I'm really feeling it!

[19:51] <@Chris|Sugar> (everyone's playing @Sky)

[19:51] <+Max_The_Evil> MY KIWIS!

[19:51] <+Sky___> (o)

[19:52] <@Chris|Sugar> Alright, ready?

[19:52] * Chris|Sugar drops all 10 contestants on platform

[19:52] <@Chris|Sugar> Go!

[19:52] * Shawn-- gears up for fight

[19:52] <+Max_The_Evil> EEK!

[19:52] <@Chris|Sugar> Sugar: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *charges towards Sky*

[19:52] * Shawn-- flings mushrooms

[19:52] * Max_The_Evil runs and hides behind Beardo

[19:52] * Leonard hides behind Rodney

[19:52] <+JasmineSomebody> Hmm

[19:52] * Rodney| eats all of said mushrooms

[19:52] <+Sky___> Get off of me!

[19:52] <+Rodney|> Alright, Leonard, just stay there and don't make a peep or anything

[19:52] * Sky___ pushes Sugar away

[19:52] <+Max_The_Evil> BEAT THEM UP MY MINIONS!

[19:52] <+Max_The_Evil> BEAT THEM UP!

[19:52] * Shawn-- picks up Max and uses him as projectile against Sugar

[19:52] <+Max_The_Evil> ACK!

[19:52] <@Chris|Sugar> Sugar: *falls off platform*

[19:52] <+Leonard> I got your back man...

[19:52] <+Max_The_Evil> PUT ME DOWN YOU HEATHEN!

[19:52] <+Sky___> I'm getting attacked by Ursula, help!

[19:52] <@Chris|Sugar> Sugar: Goshdarnit!

[19:52] <+Sky___> Phewe,

[19:53] <+Sky___> Phew *

[19:53] * Shawn-- picks Max up again

[19:53] * JasmineSomebody looks at Sugar

[19:53] * Max_The_Evil scrambles back behind Beardo

[19:53] <+JasmineSomebody> Damn!

[19:53] * Max_The_Evil kicks Shawn in the face

[19:53] <+Max_The_Evil> LET ME GO!

[19:53] <+Sky___> That'll teach you to mess with me, Sugar.

[19:53] * Leonard mumbles a shield spell

[19:53] * Shawn-- falls back

[19:53] * Beardo| picks up golden hammer and hits Jasmine

[19:53] * Rodney| grabs a paper fan

[19:53] <+Rodney|> Whoa, what's this?!

[19:53] <+Sky___> Hey, don't hit he-

[19:53] * Max_The_Evil picks up freeze ray

[19:53] <+Sky___> I mean.

[19:53] <+Beardo|> (Never said I could use instakill items)

[19:53] <+Sky___> Good going, Beardo!

[19:53] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA HA!

[19:53] * Rodney| charges towards Shawn and repeatedly starts hitting him with fan

[19:53] * Max_The_Evil shoots Rodney with freeze ray

[19:53] <+JasmineSomebody> What? @Beardo

[19:53] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA!

[19:53] * Shawn-- picks up baseball bat

[19:53] <+Rodney|> Ta--

[19:53] <+Rodney|> Ow!

[19:54] * Leonard picks up  Polkamon ball

[19:54] * JasmineSomebody falls off the platform

[19:54] * Shawn-- counters Rodney

[19:54] * Shawn-- smacks Rodney away

[19:54] <@Chris|Sugar> Jasmine and Sugar are out!

[19:54] * Rodney| continues to hit Shawn with fan

[19:54] * Leonard chucks it over Rodney's head towards Shawn

[19:54] <+JasmineSomebody> This is unfair! @Hammer

[19:54] * Rodney| flees back towards Leonard

[19:54] <+Sky___> Good.

[19:54] <@Chris|Sugar> I would have thought the amazon would last longer, but guess not.

[19:54] * Beardo| gets that Kirby flying thing and hits Scarlett with it

[19:54] * Shawn-- ducks

[19:54] <+JasmineSomebody> HE USED A OVERPOWERED HAMMER, CHRIS!

[19:54] * Shawn-- gets away in all the confusion

[19:54] * sAMeY trips over Max and falls off

[19:55] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU MORONIC MORON!

[19:55] <@Chris|Sugar> Amy's out!

[19:55] * Sky___ facepalms

[19:55] <+Sky___> Idiots.

[19:55] <+Leonard> (Beardo being a Sugar level cheater and once again getting Jasmine out)

[19:55] * Shawn-- uses Max as a shiels against Rodney

[19:55] <@Chris|Sugar> And do you really think I care out about rules?

[19:55] <+JasmineSomebody> Scarlett, use your brain. Beardo is dangerous.

[19:55] <@Chris|Sugar> @Jasmine

[19:55] <+Max_The_Evil> PUT ME DOWN YOU IDIOT! @Shawn

[19:55] <+Rodney|> ...

[19:55] * Leonard whacks Shawn with his staff

[19:55] <+Rodney|> Amy?!

[19:55] * JasmineSomebody glares at Chris.

[19:55] <+Rodney|> WHAAAT?!

[19:55] * Shawn-- falls back

[19:55] * Rodney| looks at Max

[19:55] * Max_The_Evil gets dropped by Shawn

[19:55] * Max_The_Evil runs away

[19:55] * Rodney| charges at Max

[19:55] * Max_The_Evil runs away

[19:55] * Max_The_Evil cowers in a fetal position

[19:55] * Rodney| grabs a small, glassy, trophy-looking object and an intern pops out

[19:55] <+Max_The_Evil> DON'T HURT ME!

[19:56] * Shawn-- sucker-punches Rodney while not looking

[19:56] <+Leonard> I got the little guy Rodman

[19:56] <+Rodney|> Ow!

[19:56] * Beardo| obtains Smash Ball

[19:56] * Shawn-- smacks him afar with baseball bat

[19:56] <@Chris|Sugar> Intern: *kicks Max in face*

[19:56] * Leonard picks up Max and carries him towards the edge

[19:56] * Beardo| release sonic boom or something onto Maskwak

[19:56] * Max_The_Evil kicks Leonard in the face

[19:56] <+Sky___> Leonard, we're not playing football!

[19:56] <+Sky___> Focus, you guys!

[19:56] * Max_The_Evil kicks Leonard again

[19:56] * Max_The_Evil kicks Leonard and wiggles from his grasp

[19:56] <+Leonard> Ow... man I was gong easy on you

[19:56] * Max_The_Evil runs away

[19:57] * Rodney| tackles Max

[19:57] * Leonard follows Max

[19:57] <+Max_The_Evil> ACK

[19:57] <+Sky___> And stop godplaying you tub of lard! @beardo

[19:57] <+_scarlett> You think I don't know this?

[19:57] <+Max_The_Evil> GET OFF ME YOU NEANDERTHAL

[19:57] <+_scarlett> @Jasmine

[19:57] * Shawn-- throws Leonard off-screen

[19:57] <+Leonard> I got you Rod throw him off

[19:57] <@Chris|Sugar> Leonard's out!

[19:57] <+Sky___> Really?!

[19:57] <+Leonard> (rigged)

[19:57] * Rodney| chucks Max

[19:57] <+Max_The_Evil> AGH!

[19:57] * Max_The_Evil hangs onto the edge

[19:57] <+Max_The_Evil> HELP

[19:57] <+Max_The_Evil> HELP

[19:57] * Shawn-- faces Rodney

[19:57] <+Max_The_Evil> HELP

[19:57] <+Max_The_Evil> MOMMY!

[19:57] <+Leonard> STEP ON HIS FINGERS

[19:57] <+Rodney|> Whoa, this is tough!

[19:57] <+Max_The_Evil> I mean... MINIONS!

[19:57] * Rodney| steps on Max's fingers

[19:57] <+Rodney|> Ow! Man, sorry! :(

[19:58] * Shawn-- picks up fan and beats Rodney with it

[19:58] * JasmineSomebody grabs Shawn's leg and pulls him out of platform

[19:58] * _scarlett stands amidst the fighting

[19:58] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU MEANIE FACE!

[19:58] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Doing all that stuff made me pretty bummed. I'm a peaceful guy.

[19:58] * Shawn-- is KO'd

[19:58] <+Max_The_Evil> OUCHIE

[19:58] <@Chris|Sugar> Shawn is out!

[19:58] * Max_The_Evil is still holding onto the side

[19:58] <+Sky___> CONF: As long as we win this challenge, then my behavior can be excused and it wasn't for nothing. Sometimes, you just need to be hard on people if you want to suceed! That's how I learned as a gymnast.

[19:58] <+_scarlett> (CONF) If I can avoid being seen in the public eye of the commotion, there's no way I can lose.

[19:58] <+Max_The_Evil> WHERE ARE MY MINIONS!

[19:58] <@Chris|Sugar> Sky, Beardo, Max, Scarlett, and Rodney remain!

[19:58] <+Sky___> (who is left)

[19:58] <+Sky___> (o)

[19:58] * _scarlett walks over to Sky

[19:58] <+Max_The_Evil> BEARDO

[19:58] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[19:58] <+Leonard> (Long live the king Max... you must let go!)

[19:58] <+Max_The_Evil> HELP ME

[19:58] <+Rodney|> Whoa!

[19:58] <+_scarlett> Sky, let's take some deep breaths.

[19:59] <+JasmineSomebody> Go Scarlett! Go Rodney!

[19:59] <+Sky___> So you can push me off?

[19:59] <+_scarlett> Because they may be your last.

[19:59] <+JasmineSomebody> We can't lose!

[19:59] <+Sky___> I'm not falling for it, four eyes.

[19:59] * _scarlett has her eyes turn red

[19:59] * Sky___ runs away

[19:59] * Max_The_Evil stuggles to get back on the platform

[19:59] * Beardo| runs over and helps Max up

[19:59] * _scarlett picks up Sky and shoves her off of the platform

[19:59] <+Max_The_Evil> YES THANK YOU MINION!

[19:59] * _scarlett returns to normal

[19:59] * Sky___ hangs on

[19:59] <+Max_The_Evil> You are my favorite minion.

[19:59] <+Sky___> No way, sister!

[19:59] <+_scarlett> Wait, what?!

[19:59] * Sky___ pulls self up, but in the process, shoves Max off platform

[19:59] * _scarlett steps on Sky's fingers

[19:59] <+Sky___> I'm not letting you get the best of me!

[19:59] * _scarlett pushes Sky off again

[19:59] <+Sky___> Not again!

[19:59] * Shawn-- throws live boar into fight

[19:59] * Sky___ holds on

[19:59] <+Shawn--> Get 'em!

[19:59] <+Max_The_Evil> (I'm already up on the platform tho)

[19:59] * Rodney| stays back

[20:00] * Sky___ pushes Scarlett back

[20:00] <+_scarlett> Just (Sky) fall off already!

[20:00] * Max_The_Evil gets attacked by the live boar

[20:00] * _scarlett falls down

[20:00] * _scarlett gets up

[20:00] <+Max_The_Evil> ACK YOU IDIOT!

[20:00] * Leonard eats popcorn

[20:00] * Sky___ bumps into Rodney

[20:00] <+Rodney|> Whoa!

[20:00] <+Shawn--> no I meant Scarlett and Rodney!

[20:00] <+Sky___> Oh...

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[20:00] <+_scarlett> Rodney, I'll handle this one.

[20:00] <+Rodney|> A-alright...

[20:00] <+sAMeY> (o)

[20:00] * Rodney| grabs a Polka Ball

[20:00] * _scarlett begins to almost morph into EvilScarlett

[20:00] == sAMeY [18babb96@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.186.187.150] has quit [Quit: Page closed]

[20:00] * Rodney| throws Polka Ball and rabbit pops out

[20:00] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v sAMeY_] by Chris|Sugar

[20:00] * Max_The_Evil suddenly has an accordion.

[20:00] * _scarlett grabs Sky and throws her towards the edge of the platform

[20:00] <+Max_The_Evil> WHY DO I HAVE THIS?

[20:00] <+Sky___> Scarlett, what's wrong with you?

[20:00] <+_scarlett> Nothing is WRONG.

[20:00] <+Sky___> You're usually calm.

[20:01] <+Sky___> But you're losing your cool.

[20:01] <+Max_The_Evil> IT IS THAT POLKA BALL ISN'T IT!

[20:01] <+Leonard> (Don't throw Polkaballs they're useless mine did nothing! Epic will just RIG it)

[20:01] <+Sky___> Am I getting to you?

[20:01] * Sky___ gets back up

[20:01] <+sAMeY_> (What's happening?)

[20:01] <+_scarlett> And YOU'RE about to fall off.

[20:01] * Shawn-- picks up Polka ball

[20:01] * Sky___ breaks Scarlett's glasses

[20:01] * _scarlett shoves Sky off of the platform...again

[20:01] <+Shawn--> what do these do?

[20:01] <+_scarlett> ...My glasses!

[20:01] * Sky___ falls off, with Scarlett's broken glasses in hand

[20:01] <+Sky___> Good luck!

[20:01] <+sAMeY_> (....)

[20:01] * _scarlett morphs back into complete regular Scarlett

[20:01] * Max_The_Evil gets Rodney's head caught in the accordion

[20:01] <+Rodney|> Wh-what was that?

[20:01] <+Rodney|> :o

[20:01] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA!

[20:01] <+Rodney|> AUGH!

[20:01] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA!

[20:01] * Shawn-- tosses one into fight straight at someone

[20:01] <+_scarlett> (CONF) I don't really need glasses to see...but unfortunately, I have to act like I do.

[20:01] <+Rodney|> THE POWER... OF EUROPEAN MUSIC...

[20:01] <+_scarlett> I...I can't see anything!

[20:01] * Rodney| breaks free

[20:02] * Max_The_Evil begins to walk to the end of the platform

[20:02] <+sAMeY_> Hey!

[20:02] <+Rodney|> (this is... the part when I breeeeak freeeee)

[20:02] <+Max_The_Evil> CURSES!

[20:02] * Rodney| jumps on a top platform

[20:02] <+_scarlett> My visual capabilities have been subdued.

[20:02] <+Sky___> Max, push her off!

[20:02] <+_scarlett> Would anyone care to tell me how to NOT FALL OFF?

[20:02] <+Sky___> She can't see!

[20:02] * Max_The_Evil pushes Scarlett

[20:02] * Max_The_Evil pushes Scarlett

[20:02] * _scarlett falls off

[20:02] <+Rodney|> Hey, Scarlett, don't listen to that dude!

[20:02] <+Sky___> Yes!

[20:02] <+Max_The_Evil> HA!

[20:02] <+Rodney|> ... Oh, nuts

[20:02] * _scarlett looks straight at Sky on the ground

[20:02] <+sAMeY_> Oh my..

[20:02] <+Rodney|> I'm done.

[20:02] <+_scarlett> I'm coming for blood.

[20:02] <+_scarlett> Just you wait.

[20:02] <+Sky___> I'd like to see you try.

[20:02] * _scarlett takes out pair of spare glasses

[20:02] <@Chris|Sugar> Sky's out!

[20:02] * Sky___ pushes Scarlett's chest

[20:02] <+Sky___> Four eyes.

[20:03] <+_scarlett> It's going down.

[20:03] <+Sky___> (me at you being ten years late)

[20:03] <+Max_The_Evil> (who is left)

[20:03] * _scarlett walks away

[20:03] * Sky___ rolls eyes

[20:03] <+Leonard> Nice job Scarlett...

[20:03] <+Rodney|> (me, Max, Beardo?)

[20:03] <+Rodney|> (idk)

[20:03] <+sAMeY_> (I'm lost..)

[20:03] <@Chris|Sugar> (Max, Beardo, Rodney)

[20:03] <+Sky___> CONF: Okay, that chick scares me. Oh no, I don't want any enemies!

[20:03] <+sAMeY_> (What's happening?)

[20:03] <@Chris|Sugar> Scarlett's out to!

[20:03] <@Chris|Sugar> It's Rodney vs Kinosewak!

[20:03] <+Rodney|> (CONF): I'm getting pretty repetitive, but love is compelling me.

[20:04] <+Shawn--> Max, remember, your whole reputation is counting on you winning!

[20:04] * Rodney| grabs a baseball bat

[20:04] * Max_The_Evil pushes Rodney

[20:04] * Max_The_Evil pushes Rodney

[20:04] * Max_The_Evil realizes Rodney has a bat

[20:04] <+Rodney|> Time to put my tee-ball skills with my brothers to the test!

[20:04] * Max_The_Evil runs away

[20:04] <+_scarlett> (CONF) Sky is beginning to show signs of higher intelligence than I first had deducted. While this does make her a bona fide ally, this also makes her the biggest threat to my eventual win.

[20:04] * Rodney| hits Max with baseball bat

[20:04] * Rodney| causes Max to fly

[20:04] * Max_The_Evil gets knocked to the end of the platform

[20:04] <+Max_The_Evil> OUCH!

[20:04] <+sAMeY_> (CONF): I don't want to lose, but Rodney..

[20:04] * Beardo| plays loud sirens to distract Rodney from Max

[20:04] * Max_The_Evil stuggles to stand up.

[20:04] <+Rodney|> Ow!

[20:04] * Max_The_Evil grabs statue thing

[20:05] <+Rodney|> Gah, this shouldn't be a thing!

[20:05] <+Leonard> (Rodney:o fuk is that the popo?)

[20:05] <+Max_The_Evil> (what minion do i get)

[20:05] * Rodney| tackles Max

[20:05] <@Chris|Sugar> Intern: *Comes out*

[20:05] <@Chris|Sugar> Intern: *jumps on Rodney's back*

[20:05] <+Rodney|> Augh!

[20:05] * Max_The_Evil gets tackled off ot the platform, but grabs Rodney's hair as he falls, taking him with him

[20:05] <+Sky___> Max, now!

[20:05] <+Rodney|> Can't we talk this out over gruel, or something?!

[20:05] <+Sky___> Push him!

[20:05] <+Max_The_Evil> HA!

[20:05] <+Max_The_Evil> HA!

[20:05] <+_scarlett> Isn't production interference prohibited in the Total Drama rulebook?

[20:05] <+Max_The_Evil> HA

[20:05] * Rodney| hangs on by his fingers

[20:05] <+Rodney|> Uuuuuuu...

[20:05] * Max_The_Evil hangs on by Rodney's overalls

[20:06] <+sAMeY_> Get off him! Rodney!

[20:06] <+_scarlett> Come ON, Chris.

[20:06] <+Rodney|> HEY! these were home-sewn!

[20:06] <+_scarlett> Adhere to your own limitations for once.

[20:06] <+Max_The_Evil> BEARDO!

[20:06] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[20:06] <+Max_The_Evil> STOMP ON HIS FINGERS!

[20:06] * Beardo| tries to push Rodney off

[20:06] * Rodney| shakes leg, causes Max to fall

[20:06] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY!

[20:06] * Max_The_Evil falls

[20:06] <+Max_The_Evil> AGH!

[20:06] <@Chris|Sugar> Max is out!

[20:06] * Sky___ facepalms

[20:06] <@Chris|Sugar> It's Rodney vs Beardo!

[20:06] * Rodney| continues to struggle

[20:06] <+Sky___> It's down to Beardo? Really?

[20:06] * sAMeY_ frowns.

[20:06] * Beardo| gulps

[20:06] * Rodney| powers his way back up to the top of the platform

[20:07] <+Rodney|> I... I like you, I swear!

[20:07] * Rodney| grabs Smash Ball

[20:07] <+sAMeY_> Rodney! Beard!

[20:07] <+sAMeY_> *Bear..do

[20:07] <+Leonard> You got it Rodman

[20:07] * Beardo| gasps and makes alarm noises

[20:07] * Rodney| starts to glow

[20:07] <+Leonard> Kick his butt dude!

[20:07] <+Rodney|> I'M FEELING VERY TESTOSTERONIC

[20:07] * Rodney| jumps on top of Beardo and begins to tackle him

[20:07] <+Rodney|> CHICKEEEEEEEENS!

[20:07] <+JasmineSomebody> Yeah, mate!

[20:07] <+JasmineSomebody> Do it!

[20:07] <+Rodney|> BLAAAAAAAAARGH!

[20:07] * Rodney| punches Beardo into the sunset

[20:07] <+Max_The_Evil> What the?

[20:07] * Beardo| makes alarm noises and runs around in panic

[20:07] <+JasmineSomebody> Destroy him, destroy him.

[20:07] <+Sky___> Oh no!

[20:07] <@Chris|Sugar> Beardo's out!

[20:08] <@Chris|Sugar> MASKWAK WINS IMMUNTIY!

[20:08] * JasmineSomebody runs to Rodney

[20:08] <+Sky___> We lost!

[20:08] * JasmineSomebody hugs Rodney

[20:08] <+Sky___> And it's all Amy's fault.

[20:08] <+JasmineSomebody> YES!

[20:08] <+JasmineSomebody> WE did it!

[20:08] <+sAMeY_> Ugh..

[20:08] <+_scarlett> I was actually perplexed for a short amount of time.

[20:08] <+Sky___> She was the first one who fell off for our team.

[20:08] <@Chris|Sugar> Congrats Maskwak.

[20:08] <+Leonard> Hey Kinosewak

[20:08] <+Shawn--> That was a bummer...

[20:08] <+Sky___> Did you even try to do anything?!

[20:08] <@Chris|Sugar> Rodney's weird testosterone thing saved you.

[20:08] <+Leonard> Just saying Sky ragged on you the whole time

[20:08] <+Leonard> and yet lost

[20:08] <+Leonard> and did nothing

[20:08] <+sAMeY_> It yours, Sky!

[20:08] <@Chris|Sugar> As for Kinosewak, one of you's going home tonight.

[20:08] <+Rodney|> Yeah!

[20:08] <+_scarlett> However, akin to my race against Sky, there was no doubt that we'd get the victory....again.

[20:08] <+Sky___> CONF: Max contributed to the challenge and pushed Scarlett off. I need another scapegoat!

[20:08] <@Chris|Sugar> Who willl it be, is something we're left to find out.

[20:08] <+Rodney|> Great job, uh, everyone!~

[20:08] <+Sky___> It's not my fault, Amy.

[20:08] <@Chris|Sugar> --Elimination Ceremony--

[20:08] <+Sky___> Or can I even call you that?

[20:08] <@Chris|Sugar> Well, today was...

[20:08] <+Sky___> (we're NoT DONE)

[20:08] <@Chris|Sugar> eventful.

[20:09] <+Sky___> Or should I say...

[20:09] <@Chris|Sugar> And for tour loss, everyone takes a bit of the blame.

[20:09] <+sAMeY_> Oh?

[20:09] <+Sky___> SAMEY.

[20:09] <+Shawn--> Okay... one of us is terrible at video games

[20:09] * Beardo| blushes and sighs

[20:09] <+Sky___> CONF: I didn't want to reveal Samey's secret, honest, but it's the only way I can keep myself safe!

[20:09] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Well... I'm pretty glad I won. But Samey, man! What will happen now? ;___;

[20:09] <+sAMeY_> What? That's crazy!

[20:09] <+Sky___> Samey, why don't you tell everyone how you POISONED your sister?

[20:09] <+Sky___> And took her identity?

[20:09] <@Chris|Sugar> ...

[20:09] <@Chris|Sugar> The ratings...

[20:09] <+Sky___> You took her life in this game and STOLE it.

[20:09] <+Shawn--> Easy off her, Sky

[20:09] <@Chris|Sugar> They're...

[20:09] <+Sky___> Don't make me out to be a bad guy.

[20:09] <+sAMeY_> Shut it, Sky!

[20:09] <+Sky___> It's YOUR fault we lost.

[20:09] <@Chris|Sugar> they're going to be glorious.

[20:10] <+Sky___> I'm sure Amy would have been better at this challenge.

[20:10] <+Sky___> You? You tripped on one of our own teammates!

[20:10] <+sAMeY_> She took my life away from me!

[20:10] <+sAMeY_> I did better than you..

[20:10] <+Shawn--> Okay, I'm confused. Someone explain what's going on?

[20:10] <+sAMeY_> You've been mean all day!

[20:10] <@Chris|Sugar> :Samey is actually Amy.

[20:10] <+Sky___> At least I'm true to myself.

[20:11] <@Chris|Sugar> plot twist, right?

[20:11] <+Sky___> I'm Sky.

[20:11] <+Sky___> What are you?

[20:11] <+Shawn--> Well... Dave's a jerk then.

[20:11] <+Sky___> Nothing but a twin, identity-stealing

[20:11] <@Chris|Sugar> er

[20:11] <+Sky___> LOSER.

[20:11] <+sAMeY_> S amey.

[20:11] <@Chris|Sugar> Amy is actulally Samey.

[20:11] <@Chris|Sugar> Heh heh.

[20:11] <+Max_The_Evil> Whoa!

[20:11] <@Chris|Sugar> Well after all...

[20:11] <@Chris|Sugar> that.

[20:11] <+sAMeY_> (..)

[20:11] <+Max_The_Evil> CURSES!

[20:11] <+Max_The_Evil> I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!

[20:11] <@Chris|Sugar> It's time to vote!

[20:11] <+sAMeY_> Look..

[20:12] <+sAMeY_> Ugh..

[20:12] * Sky___ whispers in Samey's ear

[20:12] <+Sky___> Sorry. :(

[20:12] * sAMeY_ sighs.

[20:12] <+sAMeY_> Whatever, Sky..

[20:12] <+Shawn--> Are we going to vote or what?

[20:12] * sAMeY_ sheds a tear and goes to vote.

[20:12] <+Max_The_Evil> OBVIOUSLY!

[20:12] <+Max_The_Evil> Also guys, better not vote me

[20:12] <@Chris|Sugar> (I said it was time to vot elol)

[20:12] <+Max_The_Evil> or you'll LOSE

[20:13] <+Max_The_Evil>.

[20:13] <+Shawn--> (CONF:) Don't know who to vote for, but I could easily get rid of Max later on.

[20:13] * Sky___ glances at everyone

[20:14] <+Sky___> CONF: I feel like my plan is blowing up in my face. They could just as easily vote me out for being so negative!

[20:14] <+Beardo|> (conf) *voting* If Sky won't accept me for my challenge performance, maybe at least she'll respect me for my loyalty...

[20:15] <@Chris|Sugar> The votes are in.

[20:15] <@Chris|Sugar> However, I have a little announcement to make.

[20:15] <+Max_The_Evil> WELL

[20:15] <+Max_The_Evil> SPEAK!

[20:15] <@Chris|Sugar> Since it's kind of unfair, that Samey kind of stole Amy's spot.

[20:15] <@Chris|Sugar> Samey....

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[20:15] <@Chris|Sugar> You can stay in the game, but....

[20:15] <+Sky___> (um)

[20:15] <+Sky___> (o)

[20:15] <Amy_> I'm back!

[20:16] <Amy_> >:)

[20:16] <+Max_The_Evil> HOLY EVIL PLOT TWIST!

[20:16] * Rodney| peeks out from the bushes

[20:16] <+JasmineSomebody> (NO STOP)

[20:16] <+Rodney|> ... :o

[20:16] <+Sky___> *eyes widen*

[20:16] <+Sky___> CONF: Oh no...

[20:16] <+JasmineSomebody> (Amy returning ruined Samey's plot in canon TDPI ;-;)

[20:16] <+JasmineSomebody> (stop ruining her plot here too)

[20:16] <+sAMeY_> (CONF): Sky betrayed me, but she's an ally...hope I can trust her..

[20:16] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Oh, NO...

[20:16] <@Chris|Sugar> And if you're wondering what team Amy will be on...

[20:17] <@Chris|Sugar> THe answer is none.

[20:17] <@Chris|Sugar> Because after this vote, you're merged.

[20:17] <+Sky___> CONF: If I get voted out right before the merge...

[20:17] <@Chris|Sugar> Now that all of those plot twists are done, let's hand out the marshmallows!

[20:17] <+Rodney|> (wut @10-person merge)

[20:17] <+Max_The_Evil> An even bigger pool of minions to CONTROL AND BEND TO MY WHIM! BWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[20:17] <+sAMeY_> (really..)

[20:17] <+Shawn--> (TDI had 12, so stop complaining)

[20:17] <+Sky___> (out of 22)

[20:17] <+sAMeY_> Amy..? No!

[20:17] <@Chris|Sugar> (idk 5 pre-merge boots with one returnee seems fair)

[20:18] <+Sky___> (this cast is good so imo it's fine)

[20:18] <+Sky___> (it means no one else is shifted)

[20:18] <@Chris|Sugar> (plus there's a lot of inter-team interaction so I think it'll be better for ~plots~ to have a merge)

[20:18] <@Chris|Sugar> Alright.

[20:18] <@Chris|Sugar> And the marshmallows go to....

[20:18] * Sky___ sighs heavily

[20:18] <@Chris|Sugar> Beardo, the only one who actually did something right today.

[20:19] * Beardo| smiles

[20:19] * sAMeY_ also sighs.

[20:19] * Rodney| stares at elimination ceremony from bushes

[20:19] <@Chris|Sugar> Max, who while did a ot of things wrong, didn't do as many as the btottom 3.

[20:19] * Sky___ gets progressively nervous

[20:19] <@Chris|Sugar> Shawn, your fear of zombies is getting on EVERYONE'S nerves.

[20:19] <@Chris|Sugar> You're pretty useless to the team....

[20:19] <+sAMeY_> (CONF): She's back?! Ugh...

[20:19] <@Chris|Sugar> aaaaaaaaaaaaaand you seem to kind of have sa thing for Jasmine from Maskwak.

[20:20] <@Chris|Sugar> Samey, you lied about your identity for 3 weeks.

[20:20] <+Sky___> CONF: Gross.

[20:20] <+Shawn--> (wait I don't think my character showed any of that)

[20:20] <@Chris|Sugar> While good for drama, not so good for trust.

[20:20] <+sAMeY_> Yeah..

[20:20] <@Chris|Sugar> And Sky....

[20:20] * Sky___ frowns

[20:20] <@Chris|Sugar> beating up nerd girls, being generally nasty, revealing other's secrets....

[20:20] <@Chris|Sugar> The list goes ona nd on!

[20:20] <@Chris|Sugar> Which is why I'm totally shocked you're sage.

[20:20] <@Chris|Sugar> *safe.

[20:21] <@Chris|Sugar> Samey, Shawn.

[20:21] <+Sky___> What?

[20:21] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA HA!

[20:21] <+Rodney|> ... ;-;

[20:21] * Sky___ catches marshmallow

[20:21] <@Chris|Sugar> The final marshmallow goes to.....

[20:21] <@Chris|Sugar> ....

[20:21] <@Chris|Sugar> ....

[20:21] <@Chris|Sugar> ....

[20:21] <@Chris|Sugar> ....

[20:21] <@Chris|Sugar> Samey!

[20:21] <+Shawn--> Uh, what?

[20:21] <+Rodney|> YES!

[20:21] <@Chris|Sugar> Shawn, I don't know how, but you're out.

[20:21] <+Shawn--> What did I do wrong?

[20:21] * Rodney| sees that everyone is looking at him from the bushes

[20:21] <+sAMeY_> Yes!

[20:21] * Rodney| subtlely crawls back into the bushes

[20:21] * Sky___ hugs Shawn

[20:21] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU MESSED WITH LITTLE MISTER DREAD-U-LOCKS!

[20:21] <+Leonard> (Switch with Amy Shawn!)

[20:21] <+Sky___> Sorry!

[20:21] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[20:21] <+Shawn--> I actually didn't vote you out, Max

[20:21] <+Leonard> (Quick it worked for Samey)

[20:21] <+Max_The_Evil> Wait what?!

[20:22] <+Max_The_Evil> ...CURSES!

[20:22] <+Max_The_Evil> FOILED AGAIN!

[20:22] <+sAMeY_> Sorry, Shawn..

[20:22] * JasmineSomebody pops out of bush

[20:22] <+JasmineSomebody> ...You have something for me, Shawn?

[20:22] <+JasmineSomebody> Is it true what Chris said?

[20:22] <+Shawn--> About what?

[20:22] * sAMeY_ smiles and jumps up.

[20:22] <+sAMeY_> Yes, yes, yes!

[20:22] <+JasmineSomebody> Hmm

[20:22] <+JasmineSomebody> You know.

[20:22] <+Sky___> Samey, I'm sorry about bringing Amy back, this is all my fault. :S

[20:23] <+Leonard> *whispered* Rodney are they kissing yet?

[20:23] <+sAMeY_> It's fine..

[20:23] <+Shawn--> Okay, Jasmine, I don't know how to say this, but...

[20:23] <+sAMeY_> Just..calm down.

[20:23] <+Shawn--> you're awesome.

[20:23] <+Rodney|> *whispers* I don't know, man, but it makes me happy...

[20:23] <+sAMeY_> Aww!

[20:23] * JasmineSomebody smiles

[20:23] <+sAMeY_> I mean..cool.

[20:23] <+JasmineSomebody> I think you're awesome too.

[20:23] <+Leonard> KISS ALREADY!

[20:23] <+JasmineSomebody> I actually really like you, Shawn.

[20:24] <+Shawn--> But I should really have to go. You know, because they'll never let us complete a kiss here

[20:24] * _scarlett emerges from foresty area

[20:24] <+_scarlett> Kiss?!

[20:24] <+Shawn--> they always interrupt it

[20:24] <+sAMeY_> What Leonard said!

[20:24] <+JasmineSomebody> ...a kiss?

[20:24] * JasmineSomebody blushes.

[20:24] <+Leonard> *chants "Kiss*

[20:24] <+_scarlett> (CONF) ...I thought Shawn was in love with me?!

[20:24] <+Shawn--> so you guys, stop it. I should really go

[20:24] * _scarlett glares at Jasmine

[20:24] <+JasmineSomebody> Is it appropriated?

[20:24] * Shawn-- leaves for cannon

[20:24] <+Rodney|> *chants *Kiss* too*

[20:24] <+Leonard> Scarlett this is great! Shawn and Jasmine are in love..

[20:24] * JasmineSomebody hugs Shawn

[20:24] <+Leonard> Isn't it beautiful

[20:25] <@Chris|Sugar> Boooo!

[20:25] <+JasmineSomebody> Bye.

[20:25] <@Chris|Sugar> Lame!

[20:25] <+sAMeY_> This is great.

[20:25] <@Chris|Sugar> Come on guys, notone kiss?

[20:25] <@Chris|Sugar> Just a little?

[20:25] <@Chris|Sugar> Just a tiiiiny peck?

[20:25] * Chris|Sugar sighs.

[20:25] <@Chris|Sugar> Fine.

[20:25] * Chris|Sugar fires cannon

[20:25] <+_scarlett> ShawnjustlettingyouknowthatIloveyouandcantwaittoseeyouwhen--

[20:25] * JasmineSomebody kisses Shawn.

[20:25] * JasmineSomebody blushes.

[20:25] * sAMeY_ goes over to Rodney and gives him a kiss.

[20:25] <+Leonard> Scarlett... wow

[20:25] <@Chris|Sugar> (o pretend the Jasmine kiss was before the cannon)

[20:25] <+Leonard> Are you alright?

[20:25] <@Chris|Sugar> And that's a zombie freak down!

[20:25] <+_scarlett> (CONF) Jasmine...and SHAWN!?

[20:25] <+sAMeY_> D'aww!

[20:26] <@Chris|Sugar> And an evil cheerleader back!

[20:26] <Amy_> You're going DOWN, SPAREMY!

[20:26] <+sAMeY_> Sorry, Jasmine..

[20:26] <+sAMeY_> Shut it, Amy!

[20:26] <+Leonard> Jeesh lady tone it down

[20:26] <@Chris|Sugar> Who will go home next?

[20:26] <@Chris|Sugar> Find out next time...

[20:26] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: And all this time I thought Shawn hated me. Why would Sky say this? I don't get it.

[20:26] <@Chris|Sugar> on Total..

[20:26] <@Chris|Sugar> Drama...

[20:26] <+sAMeY_> Amy!

[20:26] <+Sky___> CONF: I didn't expect this game to be so mentally tough. Sigh.

[20:26] <@Chris|Sugar> Pahkitew Island!

[20:26] <+_scarlett> (CONF) This can't happen. Someone--namely, Jasmine--is gonna get beaten down. Hard.

[20:26] <@Chris|Sugar> --END--