Pahkitew Island's Kitchen Nightmares/Transcript

[18:04] <@ChrisMcLean> --START--

[18:05] <@ChrisMcLean> Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!

[18:05] <@ChrisMcLean> Our final 10 had an 8 bit showdown!

[18:05] <@ChrisMcLean> There were barrels, cat fights, arguements...

[18:05] <@ChrisMcLean> it all ended up leading into one big brawl!

[18:05] <@ChrisMcLean> And one big BETRAYAL when Sky revealed that Samey was Amy!

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[18:05] <@ChrisMcLean> and then REAL Amy came back!

[18:05] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Rodney|488] by ChrisMcLean

[18:06] <+Rodney|488> (kick the other me)

[18:06] <@ChrisMcLean> And just to add more drama, the teams merged!

[18:06] <+Sky|Sugar> o wait

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[18:06] == Sky|Sugar has changed nick to Sky___

[18:06] <@ChrisMcLean> And zombie boy Shawn got the boot.

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[18:06] <@ChrisMcLean> How sad.

[18:06]  Why, it's hotter than a stolen tamale!

[18:07] <@ChrisMcLean> Now, only 10 are left, and it's about to get hot in here!

[18:07] <@ChrisMcLean> Who will survive my kitchen nightmare?

[18:07] == Leonard|Beardo has changed nick to Leonard

[18:07] <@ChrisMcLean> And who will crack under the pressure in heck's kitchen?

[18:07] <@ChrisMcLean> Find out, right here, right now on Total...

[18:07] <@ChrisMcLean> Drama...

[18:07] <@ChrisMcLean> Pahkitew Island!

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[18:07] <@ChrisMcLean> --Everyone--

[18:07]  The wind’s blowing like perfume through a prom!

[18:07] * Amy_ snores loudly

[18:08] * _SCARLETT_ approaches Sky

[18:08] * Leonard scoots away from Sky

[18:08] <+Sky___> CONF: I think I'm directly responsible for Amy returning. It's all my fault! If I didn't leak Samey's secret, she wouldn't be here!

[18:08] <+JasmineSomebody> It's so great that we merged.

[18:08] <+Sky___> Oh no...

[18:08] <+Samey_> (CONF): So, Amy's back now.....cry me a ocean and drown her in it, seriously..

[18:08] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) I don't want Sky to be mad at my for anything. Social relationships are vital to surviving in a reality television scenario.

[18:08] <+Max_The_Evil> (CONF) I made it to the merger of the teams. EXCELLENT! Now I shall be able to conquer my enemies and gain more EVIL MINIONS OF EVILOCITY

[18:08] <+Sky___> CONF: Everyone hates me now! Earlier today, Leonard scooted away from me. Leonard!

[18:08] <+Amy_> No one cares, kangaroo girl!

[18:08] <+Rodney|488> (CONF): Wow. Amy's back. I can't believe Chris would do something like that! Wow, she's so scary... Don't wanna cross her. I hope I don't mistake Samey for her ;_;

[18:08] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) So, I have a plan to get her to forgive me... kinda.

[18:08] <+Amy_> People are trying to sleep here!

[18:08] * _SCARLETT_ approaches Max

[18:08] <+_SCARLETT_> Hey, Max.

[18:08] * Samey_ approaches Rodney.

[18:08] <+_SCARLETT_> Want to do something EVIL?

[18:08]  CONF: Sky’s got tongue enough for ten rows of teeth!

[18:09] * Max_The_Evil stands up

[18:09] <+Max_The_Evil> EVIL!?

[18:09] <+Rodney|488> Amy?! Is that you?! Get away from me!

[18:09] <+Rodney|488> Oh, wait...

[18:09] <+Rodney|488> Hi, Samey.

[18:09] <+_SCARLETT_> It would definitely corroborate your malevolence.

[18:09] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: It sucks that Amy has returned. If she doesn't win immunity, she's going next!

[18:09] <+Max_The_Evil> But of course! I am the personification of EVIL, after all!

[18:09] <+Samey_> Hey...

[18:09] <+Max_The_Evil> So what is this... EVIL you speak of? @Scarlett

[18:09] * Sugar__ approaches Sky

[18:09] <+_SCARLETT_> Well, I need YOUR help.

[18:09]  Don't you be trying none of that funny business!

[18:09]  (CONF):I was just starting to get used to my team after the swap and now once again Chris is throwing me right back into a new group. All I want is some time to adjust...

[18:09]  You could talk a coon right out of a tree!

[18:09] <+_SCARLETT_> Your massive intellect...

[18:09] * _SCARLETT_ cringes

[18:09] <+Samey_> Can't believe the fat cow's here, ugh! At least I have more allies than her..

[18:09] <+Max_The_Evil> Ah, yes of course!

[18:09] * JasmineSomebody approaches Sky.

[18:09] <+Rodney|488> Same!

[18:10] <+Amy_> CONF: I'm obviously not the most well-liked person here, but I'm smart, strong, and pretty. I know I'll win and I'll take out Samey too!

[18:10] <+_SCARLETT_> ...is necessary for my creation of a concoction.

[18:10] * Sky___ sighs

[18:10] * Rodney|488 squeezes Leonard tightly

[18:10] <+Rodney|488> Right, bud?

[18:10] <+JasmineSomebody> Can we talk, mate?

[18:10] <+Sky___> Jasmine!

[18:10] <+JasmineSomebody> @Sky

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[18:10] <+Sky___> Yeah, of course!

[18:10] <+Sky___> You don't hate me... right?

[18:10] <+_SCARLETT_> I need to know what you know...

[18:10] <+Max_The_Evil> My intellect is too MASSIVE for even the most adept of conpetitors! @Scarlett

[18:10] * _SCARLETT_ whispers to Max

[18:10] <+Max_The_Evil> I do not blame you for being intimidated!

[18:10] * Max_The_Evil gasps

[18:10] <+Leonard> (CONF):Scarlett is trying to butter everyone up, did no one else notice how she went Coo Coo after her glasses went off?

[18:10] <+Leonard> Right...

[18:10] <+JasmineSomebody> Hmm... privately, if you don't mind. @Sky

[18:10] <+Max_The_Evil> That is so... DELIGHTFULLY EVIL!

[18:10] * Samey_ walks over to Scarlett and Max.

[18:10] <+Sky___> Alright.

[18:10] <+JasmineSomebody> I'll be waiting for you in the woods.

[18:10] * Sky___ follows Jasmine into the woods

[18:10] * JasmineSomebody leaves

[18:10] <+Samey_> Oh, uh, what are you guys talking about?

[18:10] <+Max_The_Evil> What do you want, do-gooder? @SAmey

[18:10] <+_SCARLETT_> So, do you think you can help me?

[18:10] * Leonard manifests behind Samey

[18:11] <+Max_The_Evil> Of course! I've done that in my sleep!

[18:11] <+JasmineSomebody> What were you doing? @Sky

[18:11] <+Max_The_Evil> @Scarlett

[18:11] <+Sky___> I think I just got too wrapped up around winning the game that I sacrifice my values.

[18:11] <+Samey_> Do-gooder, not the worse name I've been called..

[18:11] <+Sky___> sacrificed *

[18:11] <+Sky___> and my morals.

[18:11] <+Max_The_Evil> There is EVIL in the works, stupid lesser twin.

[18:11] <+Max_The_Evil> Do not get in my way.

[18:11] <+Samey_> Gah!

[18:11] * Beardo scoots off from the others awkwardly

[18:11] <+_SCARLETT_> Good.

[18:11] <+JasmineSomebody> That wasn't the Sky I knew.

[18:11] <+Sky___> Jasmine, I'm sorry about what I said.

[18:11] <+Sky___> That wasn't me!

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[18:11] <+JasmineSomebody> I want that Sky who was my friend back.

[18:11] * Samey_ walks off to Beardo.

[18:11] <+JasmineSomebody> Aw, it's ok.

[18:11] <+Sky___> You've already got her back.

[18:11] <+Max_The_Evil> I am off to harvert EVIL herbs and spices!

[18:11] <+Sky___> I wouldn't say anything like that again.

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[18:11] * _SCARLETT_ walks away from Max with a strange purple liquid in a vial

[18:11] * _SCARLETT_ approaches Sky

[18:11]  Er, hey Samey..

[18:12] <+JasmineSomebody> That's good.

[18:12] <+Max_The_Evil> (harvest*)

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[18:12] <+Samey_> How you holdin up, Beardo?

[18:12] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Beardo] by ChrisMcLean

[18:12]  (disconnected... again)

[18:12] <+_SCARLETT_> Go away, you ignorant heathen. @Jasmine

[18:12] <+Sky___> Scarlett!

[18:12] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Rodney|] by ChrisMcLean

[18:12] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v Sugar__] by ChrisMcLean

[18:12] <+_SCARLETT_> I need to converse with Sky.

[18:12] <+Sky___> I'm sorry about what I said yesterday.

[18:12] <+_SCARLETT_> Me too!

[18:12] * _SCARLETT_ forces a smile

[18:12] <+Rodney|> So, what's the haps now, guys? *looks at Leonard and Samey*

[18:12] <+Sky___> I know the two of us had... some problems we should work out.

[18:12] <@ChrisMcLean> *loudspeaker turns on*

[18:12] <+_SCARLETT_> Yes, and...

[18:12] <@ChrisMcLean> SCARLETT, SKY.

[18:12] <+Sky___> I think we should just put aside our differences.

[18:12] <+_SCARLETT_> (IM DOING A FUCKING PLOT)_

[18:12] <+_SCARLETT_> (STOP YOU FUCKING LOSER)

[18:12] <@ChrisMcLean> HAVE THE TOUCHING FRIENDSHIP LATER.

[18:12] <+Sky___> Well.

[18:12] <+_SCARLETT_> (NO GO AWAY THIS IS IMPORTANT)

[18:12] <@ChrisMcLean> Or never, preferrably.

[18:12] <+Sky___> Let's talk again later, Scarlett!

[18:13] <+_SCARLETT_> (U WANT A FUCKING RP RIGHT NOW)

[18:13] <@ChrisMcLean> Anyway, it's time ofr yorur challenge.

[18:13] <+_SCARLETT_> (IM FUCKING GIVING IT)

[18:13] <@ChrisMcLean> Come to Chef's kitchen with your apron on.

[18:13] <+Max_The_Evil> It's time... to EVIL! BWA HA HA HA HA!

[18:13] <@ChrisMcLean> It's cooking time!

[18:13] <+Rodney|> (yaaaaas huntyqueenfierce +1000)

[18:13] <+Samey_> Wait, wait.

[18:13] <+Leonard> We have aprons?

[18:13] * Max_The_Evil evils on into the kitchen with a pink "Kiss the EVIL Cook" apron on.

[18:13] <+Samey_> SInce when was there a kitchen here..?

[18:13] <+_SCARLETT_> Aprons?

[18:13] <+JasmineSomebody> Conf: It was good to talk to Sky. She's one of my best friends here.

[18:13] <+Max_The_Evil> I have arrived! Do you like my EVIL apron?!

[18:13] <@ChrisMcLean> --KITCHEN--

[18:13] <+Max_The_Evil> My maternal unit made it!

[18:13] * Beardo plays fanfare sarcastically for Max

[18:14] <+Sugar__> CONF: I'm GREAT at cooking! Why, my momma said I'm as jumpy as spit on a hot skillet.

[18:14] <@ChrisMcLean> AlWelcome to the brand new chef's kitchen!

[18:14] <+Rodney|> (CONF): I'm pretty good with food! After all, I do eat SIX DELICIOUS EGGS every day back at home.

[18:14] <+Sugar__> Chris, why are you grinning like a mule eating cockleburs?

[18:14] <@ChrisMcLean> Apparently only feeding the winning team was "illegal"

[18:14] <@ChrisMcLean> and

[18:14] <+_SCARLETT_> It appears that production is attempting to exploit the "cooking female" aspect of stereotypical society.

[18:14] <@ChrisMcLean> "Starvation"

[18:14] <+Sugar__> Mm mm, that means trouble!

[18:14] <+Max_The_Evil> Thank you, Beardo.

[18:14] <+Samey_> (CONF): Cooking. I'm better than Amy at cooking! She just hates to admit it.

[18:14] <@ChrisMcLean> Psh, wahat a drag.

[18:14] <+Sugar__> He’d worry the warts off a frog!

[18:14] <@ChrisMcLean> Anyway, you'll all be eating here from no won.

[18:14] <+Max_The_Evil> it's so evil! @Scarlett

[18:14] <@ChrisMcLean> But for today's challenge, you'll be the one making the food!

[18:14] <+Sugar__> Eating! Why, my favorite! If I felt any better, I’d drop my harp plumb through the cloud!

[18:14] * _SCARLETT_ shows Max the purple vial and winks

[18:14] * Samey_ rubs her hands together, smiling.

[18:15] <+Leonard> It's just like making a spell, right?

[18:15] <+Sugar__>   I’m cooking on a front burner today!

[18:15] <+_SCARLETT_> Chris, can I say something real fast?

[18:15] * Max_The_Evil nods to Scarlett and laughs menacingly to himself.

[18:15] <@ChrisMcLean> You guys will be competing to make the most DISGUSTING meal you can!

[18:15] <+_SCARLETT_> I need to talk to Sky in front of everyone.

[18:15] <+Beardo> *smiles meakly*

[18:15] <+Amy_> Disgusting?

[18:15] * _SCARLETT_ forces a smile

[18:15] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: I suck at cooking... And people thought my strenght would be an asset at challenges.

[18:15] <+Rodney|> ... :|

[18:15] <+Samey_> Disgusting?

[18:15] * Samey_ glares at Amy.

[18:15] <+Amy_> I guess I just have to put Samey's face in it!

[18:15] <+Sugar__> Sky? Why, she's as loose as ashes in the wind.

[18:15] * Amy_ laughs obnoxiously

[18:15] <+Samey_> Oh, you!

[18:15] <+Leonard> (Baby Pie :) )

[18:15] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) Having to act like your intentions are benevolent is an awful experience.

[18:15] <@ChrisMcLean> Ugh, FINE Scarlett.

[18:15] <+Sugar__> She ate supper before she said grace.

[18:15] * Samey_ goes towards Amy, before stopping herself.

[18:15] <@ChrisMcLean> What do you WANT to say?

[18:15] <+Sky___> CONF: I wonder what's so important?

[18:15] <+Samey_> So not worth it!

[18:16] <+_SCARLETT_> Sky, I know we already patched things up, but I need to provide you with a token of friendship.

[18:16] <+Sky___> Scarlett, if this is about yesterday. :S

[18:16] <+Sky___> Oh.

[18:16] <+_SCARLETT_> I...COOKED...this up earlier as a gift.

[18:16] * _SCARLETT_ hands Sky a vial with purple liquid in it

[18:16] <+_SCARLETT_> Using my intellect,

[18:16] <+Leonard> Is she going to get naked?

[18:16] <+Sky___> Does this have any carbs?

[18:16] <@ChrisMcLean> Getting in the spirit of the challenge.

[18:16] <+Max_The_Evil> HEY!

[18:16] <@ChrisMcLean> I like it.

[18:16] <+Max_The_Evil> I helped!

[18:16] <+_SCARLETT_> I crafted a potion that will increase your brainpower and athleticism tenfold.

[18:16] * JasmineSomebody approaches Samey

[18:16] * _SCARLETT_ glares at Max

[18:16] <+JasmineSomebody> Hey, mate!

[18:16] <+Sky___> Well, thanks Scarlett! :)

[18:16] * Beardo blushes at Leonard's comment

[18:16] * Sky___ chugs vial

[18:16] <+_SCARLETT_> Completely out of the bottom of my heart.

[18:16] <+Samey_> Hey, Jasmine!

[18:16] <+_SCARLETT_> Go ahead, drink!

[18:16] <+Sky___> This...

[18:16] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) She'll never speak normally again.

[18:16] <+Samey_> Haven't seen you in a while, haha..

[18:16] <+Sky___> tastes good, actually!

[18:17] <+Sky___> Thanks!

[18:17] <+JasmineSomebody> If your sister ever goes too far, tell me.

[18:17] <+Beardo> *muttered* Sure you did, Max

[18:17] <+_SCARLETT_> I can't wait until it kicks in!

[18:17] * _SCARLETT_ forces a smile

[18:17] <+Samey_> Shall do! I appreciate it..

[18:17] <+JasmineSomebody> I'm always here to help you with that witch. :)

[18:17] <+Max_The_Evil> (CONF) My EVILNESS potion shall work its magic and Sky shall be rendered useless! BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!

[18:17] <+Sky___> CONF: I wonder what she put in that?

[18:17] <+Rodney|> (CONF): I gotta make something so repulsive. So vile. Worse than my brothers and their 'habits' of leaving their dirty laundry on my bed.

[18:17] <+Samey_> Witch? More like a B-I-T-C-

[18:17] <+_SCARLETT_> You can proceed with the challenge, Chris!

[18:17] <@ChrisMcLean> Alright!

[18:17] <+Samey_> Wait, my mother's watching...shouldn't say that..

[18:17] <+Rodney|> J-Jasmine?!

[18:17] <+Rodney|> Hi!

[18:17] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) This is the last time I'm acting nice.

[18:17] <@ChrisMcLean> You guys can use anything in the kitchen you want.

[18:17] <+Sugar__> CONF: Why, that Chris was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

[18:17] <@ChrisMcLean> Just remember to make it NASTY.

[18:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Ready?

[18:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Set?

[18:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Go!

[18:18] <@ChrisMcLean> --AMY--

[18:18] <+Sugar__> CONF: He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

[18:18] <+Samey_> Erm..

[18:18] <+JasmineSomebody> Hello, Rodney!

[18:18] <+JasmineSomebody> So, you're good at cooking, right?

[18:18] <+Amy_> (--AMY)

[18:18] <+JasmineSomebody> (sorry)

[18:18] <+Beardo> (Jerk)

[18:18] <+Amy_> CONF: This'll be easy! My mom always said my cooking was absolutely disgusting!

[18:18] <+Sky___> CONF: My fuckin stomach aint been feelin too well afta I drank dat potion Scarlett gave me!

[18:19] <+Amy_> CONF:...wait a minute.....

[18:19] <+Sky___> CONF: I can't rap right. Whatz goin down ta me son?

[18:19] <+Amy_> Hmm, what to put in it?

[18:19] <+Sky___> *me groans and holds stomach*

[18:19] <+Amy_> Mabe I'll take a lock of Samey's hair.

[18:19] <+Amy_> Anything related to HER will make it gross!

[18:19] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA HA!

[18:19] <+Samey_> Hey!

[18:19] <+Samey_> Amy...

[18:19] <+Amy_> Hear that, Samey?

[18:20] <+Amy_> You're going down!

[18:20] * Amy_ laughs obnoxiously

[18:20] <+Samey_> We're twins, we have the same hair..

[18:20] <+Amy_> ....

[18:20] * Samey_ mimics Amy's laugh and rolls her eyes.

[18:20] <+Amy_> Shut UP. >_>

[18:20] <@ChrisMcLean> --BEARDO--

[18:20] <+Beardo> I got this...

[18:20] <+Beardo> Just like Mom

[18:21] <+Beardo> *takes a huge salt shaker and dumps it into bowl*

[18:21] <+Sky___> CONF: Come ta be thinkin of it, Scarlett never asks sick. Givin me a "token of her thang?" Biatch put suttin' up in dat vial thatz makin me act dis way!

[18:21] <+Beardo> (HEY FUCK NUGGETS IS YOUR NAME BEARDO?)

[18:21] <+Beardo> Alright so what else

[18:21] <+Sky___> CONF: Why can't I rap erectly?!

[18:21] <+Beardo> *takes Frozen turkey out of the fridge and dumps it into the bowl

[18:22] <+Beardo> Good enough? Ugh this challenge is stupid but at least I'm alone with my thoughts...

[18:22] <@ChrisMcLean> --JASMINE--

[18:23] <+JasmineSomebody> Hmm, ok.

[18:23] <+JasmineSomebody> What is the most disgusting thing I can think of.

[18:23] <+Max_The_Evil> (inb4 ---LEONARD right now)

[18:23] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: Amy? :)

[18:24] <+JasmineSomebody> (idk what to do tbh ;-;)

[18:24] <+JasmineSomebody> (yolo)

[18:24] <+Leonard> (just shit in a bowl and call it a day)

[18:24] <+Samey_> (grab Amy and throw her into something.)

[18:24] <@ChrisMcLean> (You guys can like start an interaction with someone else)

[18:24] <@ChrisMcLean> (just don't randomly enter someone else's scene)

[18:24] <+Samey_> So, Scarlett.

[18:25] <+Samey_> What did you put in Sky's drink?

[18:25] * JasmineSomebody smashes a bug.

[18:25] <+_SCARLETT_> Well...

[18:25] <+JasmineSomebody> Ok, that might be good.

[18:25] * _SCARLETT_ adjusts glasses

[18:25] <@ChrisMcLean> (I meant JASMINE can start an interaction with someone else)

[18:25] <+Leonard> (You all fucking suck at this)

[18:25] <+_SCARLETT_> It included many different fish oils extracted from the artifi--I mean, fish in the oceans around Pahkitew Island.

[18:25] <+Samey_> (o)

[18:25] <+_SCARLETT_> To increase brainpower.

[18:25] <+_SCARLETT_> (o)

[18:25] <+JasmineSomebody> Rodney, can you help me here?

[18:26] <+Rodney|> Uh...

[18:26] <+Rodney|> Well-- I guess-- Yeah

[18:26] <+Rodney|> !

[18:26] <+JasmineSomebody> Give me your socks, please.

[18:26] <+JasmineSomebody> That's all I need.

[18:26] <+Rodney|> What kinda stuff do you need? I'm not a cooker.

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[18:26] <+Rodney|> Aw, my socks? This is my lucky pair, though :(

[18:26] <+JasmineSomebody> Oh. Ok.

[18:26] <+Rodney|> These are the socks I was wearing when Monica Brustofsky told me my hair was nice in chemistry class...

[18:26] <+JasmineSomebody> Max, give me your socks then.

[18:26] <+Rodney|> Man, I'll cherish that moment forever...

[18:26] <+Rodney|> Here, though!

[18:27] * Rodney| flings off socks and gives them to Jasmine

[18:27] <+JasmineSomebody> Thanks!

[18:27] <@ChrisMcLean> --LEONARD--

[18:27] <+Max_The_Evil> What?!

[18:27] <+Rodney|> I have to do it... in the name of... being good and stuff!

[18:27] * JasmineSomebody puts Rodney's socks in a bowl.

[18:27] <+Max_The_Evil> These are my EVIL socks!

[18:28] <+Leonard> Okay this willbe easy

[18:28] <+Leonard> I'm a level 90 potion master

[18:29] * Leonard takes out a shrunken head and throws it in a blender

[18:29] <+JasmineSomebody>.

[18:29] <+Leonard> Now I need some nail of troll...

[18:29] <+Leonard> HEY MAX!

[18:29] <+Max_The_Evil> WHAT IS IT?!

[18:29] <+Leonard> You got any toe nail clippings I could borrow?

[18:29] <+Max_The_Evil> Why must you people call upon me while I am concocting a potion of EVIL YUCKINESS!

[18:29] <+Leonard> Please you aren't even level 10 man

[18:30] <+Leonard> Just give me the clippings and go back to mixing up whatever the heck you want

[18:30] <+Max_The_Evil> I am level ELEVEN, casual!

[18:30] <+Max_The_Evil> You people underestimate my EVILOCITY!

[18:30] * Leonard wrings out beard sweat into the blender while waiting for Max

[18:30] <+Leonard> Level 90 here pal

[18:30] <+Max_The_Evil> I shall never give you clippings of anything!

[18:30] <+Max_The_Evil> HAH! Nerd!

[18:31] <+Leonard> Get, better ametuer *smirks and then begins to chuckle*

[18:31] <+Leonard> Okay

[18:31] <+Max_The_Evil> I will show you, I shall show you some day!

[18:31] * Leonard plucks Maxes hair and sprinkles some into the blender

[18:31] <+Max_The_Evil> Watch your back for I, Max the EVIL, shall--

[18:31] <+Max_The_Evil> OUCHIE!

[18:31] <+Leonard> You're a riot man

[18:31] <+Max_The_Evil> That hurt! :'(

[18:31] <+Leonard> Anyone ever tell ya that?

[18:32] <+Max_The_Evil> I am not a riot!

[18:32] <+Amy_> --MAX--

[18:32] <+Leonard> Sorry man all is fair in love and war after all

[18:32] <+Max_The_Evil> I start riots!

[18:32] <+Max_The_Evil> I am EVIL!

[18:32] <+Max_The_Evil> EVIL I TELL YOU!

[18:32] <+Max_The_Evil> EVIL!

[18:32] * Max_The_Evil walks back over to his area

[18:32] <+Max_The_Evil> Alright. I shall put Chef's hat in this.

[18:32] <+Max_The_Evil> Some toenail clippings I found in the bathrooms.

[18:32] <+Leonard> (Epic next time you do it remember to do it on Chris)

[18:32] <+Max_The_Evil> A... whatever this is.

[18:32] * Max_The_Evil holds up crusty brown thing.

[18:33] <+Max_The_Evil> Some tail of newt and THIS!

[18:33] * Max_The_Evil reaches under the counter.

[18:33] <+Leonard> (berdoz dily dink)

[18:33] <+Max_The_Evil> Yes, this, it shall be my most EVIL POTION EVER!

[18:33] <+Leonard> (Damnit tail of newt was my thing)

[18:33] * Max_The_Evil steals Leonard's beard and throws it in.

[18:33] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA HA!

[18:34] <+Leonard> NO

[18:34] <+Leonard> NO NO NO

[18:34] <+Max_The_Evil> How do you feel now, wizard boy!

[18:34] <+Max_The_Evil> HAHA!

[18:34] <+Max_The_Evil> I HAVE YOU NOW!

[18:34] <+Leonard> I CAN'T GO CLEAN SHAVEN *struggles to pull it out*

[18:34] <+Leonard> COME ON MAN NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE MY BABY SMOOTH CHEEKS SERIOUSLY

[18:34] <+Max_The_Evil> On ONE condition

[18:34] <+Max_The_Evil> I shall give you your beard.

[18:34] <+Max_The_Evil> ONE CONDITION ONLY!

[18:35] <+Max_The_Evil> Pour your gross stuff, into my potion!

[18:35] <+Leonard> Which is? *wipes away tears*

[18:35] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA!

[18:35] <+Leonard> Alright man

[18:35] <+Max_The_Evil> Otherwise no beard for you!

[18:35] <+Max_The_Evil> Well?!

[18:35] <+Leonard> *takes his blender and pours contents into Max's potion*

[18:35] <+Leonard> Now give me my beard!

[18:35] * Max_The_Evil takes beard out and wrings it out into potion.

[18:35] <+Max_The_Evil> It was a pleasure doing business with you.

[18:35] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA!

[18:36] * Max_The_Evil hands Leonard his beard

[18:36] <@ChrisMcLean> --RODNEY--

[18:36] * Rodney| is sitting in the corner thinking

[18:36] * Leonard swipes Beard and stomps back to his area

[18:36] <+Rodney|> Damn! Think back to cooking class!

[18:36] <+Rodney|> There was some girl in there...

[18:36] <+Rodney|> Wait, there's some girl EVERYWHERE...

[18:36] * Rodney| looks around the room

[18:36] <+Rodney|> Are there any girls here? :o

[18:36] * JasmineSomebody waves at Rodney.

[18:36] <+Rodney|> Maybe that'll motivate me to truly make something repulsive

[18:36] <+Rodney|> Oh, hi, Jasmine!

[18:36] * Samey_ also waves at Rodney.

[18:36] <+Rodney|> I... I have an idea! Man!

[18:36] <+Rodney|> AM-- Samey! Hi!

[18:37] <+Rodney|> This is weird, heh... So... here's what I'm thinking.

[18:37] <+Samey_> Oh, uh, hi...

[18:37] * Rodney| digs through cupboards

[18:37] * Beardo waves to Rodney as a joke and quickly darts his eyes the other way trying to avoid conflict

[18:37] <+Samey_> (CONF): Rodney thinks I'm Amy now? Ugh!

[18:37] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Samey and I seem to still be in the 'awkward stage' of relationships. That's what I had always dreaded... Man, I just want to get past the "Um... Hi..."s and to the gushing confessions of true love... But how do I say it?

[18:38] * Rodney| grabs a bag of pasta and pours it into a bowl, then puts mayonnaise all over it

[18:38] <+Rodney|> Yeah! This is what my brother Kevin used to feed me every day when I was three.

[18:38] <+Rodney|> It's probably what got me so big and strong. But it's gross.

[18:38] <+Samey_> Oh, Rodney.

[18:38] <+Rodney|> Huh?!

[18:38] <+Samey_> I suggest grabbing Amy's shoes.

[18:38] <+Samey_> They are very smelly and tacky.

[18:38] * Rodney| takes out hot sauce and puts it on top

[18:38] <+Rodney|> Genius!

[18:38] * Rodney| runs over to Amy

[18:38] <+Rodney|> K... Stealth, Rodney, stealth...

[18:39] * Rodney| tackles Amy and grabs her shoes while running away and panting

[18:39] <+Rodney|> Sorry! ;_;

[18:39] <+Amy_> OUCH!

[18:39] <+Leonard> (Picturing Rodney smacking Amy around like the Hulk did to Loki)

[18:39] <+Amy_> What the?

[18:39] * Rodney| throws the shoes on top of the mayonnaise/hot-sauce-drenched pasta

[18:39] <+Rodney|> Uh... Wasn't me!

[18:39] <@ChrisMcLean> --Samey--

[18:39] <+Rodney|> This mix does look pretty good, though.

[18:39] * Samey_ laughs hysterically, and then gives Rodney a peck on the cheek.

[18:39] <+Samey_> Disgusting meal, okay..

[18:40] * Samey_ runs to the confessional and with a cup, take out toilet water.

[18:40] <+Samey_> Toilet water, dirt...vegemite..

[18:40] <+Rodney|> Vegemite? LOVE that stuff!

[18:40] * Samey_ puts these ingredients into a blender and goes over to the fridge.

[18:41] <+Samey_> Raw fish, raw meat...

[18:41] <+Samey_> Ooh!

[18:41] * Samey_ looks under the table, finding a dead animal.

[18:42] * Samey_ puts all this on a plate and turns off the blender, pouring the drink over the plate.

[18:42] <+Leonard> (put in ur personality@sami)

[18:42] <+Samey_> One final thing..

[18:42] <+_SCARLETT_> (put it in ur ASS @lennerd)

[18:42] <+Beardo> (yum)

[18:42] * Samey_ looks into the trash can and grabs a few things, putting it on top of the plate.

[18:42] <+Samey_> Woo, perfect!

[18:43] == dyna [48518837@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.81.136.55] has joined #TDPIRP

[18:43] <+Samey_> Maybe too perfect..

[18:43] == dyna has changed nick to DynaChameleon

[18:43] <@ChrisMcLean> --SCARLETT--

[18:44] <+_SCARLETT_> Hmm...

[18:44] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) Now, this challenge for me is not entirely about impressing the competition.

[18:44] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) Rather, I need to focus on the main goal: my personal vendettas!

[18:45] * _SCARLETT_ finds brick laying on the ground

[18:45] <+_SCARLETT_> Yeah, looks "nasty" enough.

[18:45] <+_SCARLETT_> So...

[18:45] * _SCARLETT_ walks around the others

[18:45] <+_SCARLETT_> What to do...

[18:45] * _SCARLETT_ notices Jasmine's socks

[18:45] <+_SCARLETT_> Jasmine's sock salad?

[18:45] <+Beardo> (maybe u cud start with not bein such a bich @sclet)

[18:46] <+_SCARLETT_> I can easily outperform that.

[18:46] <@ChrisMcLean> --SKY--

[18:46] <+_SCARLETT_> ...But the time and effort required to surpass each individual performance in the competition is far too time consuming and ineffient--

[18:46] <+Sky___> What can I motha fuckin use ta make mah cookin awful?

[18:46] <+_SCARLETT_> exCUSE me

[18:46] <+_SCARLETT_> I was NOT done

[18:46] <+_SCARLETT_> :\

[18:46] <@ChrisMcLean> (you got 3 minutes like everyone else =/)

[18:46] <+_SCARLETT_> tired of being MISTREATED

[18:46] <@ChrisMcLean> (type faster :/)

[18:46] <+Beardo> (Beardo wasn't done either but this is rigged for Samey so deal with it)

[18:46] <+_SCARLETT_> wtf that was NOT three minutes

[18:46] <+Sky___> First, I need ta fix mah bustin lyrics patterns.

[18:47] <+Samey_> (o)

[18:47] <+Samey_> (I just used my time effectively, sheesh)

[18:47] <+Sky___> I know exactly whoz responsible - Scarlett!

[18:47] <+_SCARLETT_> whatever I'll just talk and you'll put it under my thing anyway (sun)

[18:47] * Sky___ stomps over to Scarlett

[18:47] * _SCARLETT_ attends to her brick

[18:47] <+Sky___> What did you do ta me son, biatch? What was up in dat potion?

[18:47] <+_SCARLETT_> Sky?

[18:47] * _SCARLETT_ adjusts glasses

[18:47] <+_SCARLETT_> What are you saying?

[18:48] <+_SCARLETT_> Your diction makes your intent unclear.

[18:48] <+Sky___> Yo ass put suttin' up in there cuz of what tha fuck I holla'd last night. Yo ass won't git away wit this!

[18:48] <+_SCARLETT_> Sorry, but I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

[18:48] <+Sky___> Yo ass lied ta me, you weren't bein sick at all, you just wanted ta git back all up in mah grill fo' votin up Shawn!

[18:48] <+_SCARLETT_> I need to attend to my meal.

[18:48] * Sky___ throws meal to ground

[18:48] <+Sky___> Fix me, nigga!

[18:48] <+Max_The_Evil> (o)

[18:48] <+_SCARLETT_> ...Erm...

[18:49] <+_SCARLETT_> I do not have time to attend to you at the moment.

[18:49] <+Sky___> Yo ass is lyin again!

[18:49] * _SCARLETT_ walks over to Jasmine's unattended sock pile thing

[18:49] <+Leonard> THAT'S OUR WORD

[18:49] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) I have to do this quick, before Sky snaps again...

[18:49] * _SCARLETT_ swaps Jasmine's socks with clean socks

[18:49] * _SCARLETT_ returns to Sky

[18:49] <+_SCARLETT_> Oh!

[18:49] <+Samey_> Sky, you okay..?

[18:50] <@ChrisMcLean> --SUGAR--

[18:50] <+Sky___> Samey, you need ta help mah dirty ass. Go git Jasmine, before Scarlett do suttin' again!

[18:50] <+Sky___> (o)

[18:50] <+_SCARLETT_> You believe my potion did something to your speech?

[18:50] <+_SCARLETT_> (o)

[18:50] <+Sugar__> My maw always told me that cooking was my specialty!

[18:50] <+Sugar__>   I’m cooking on a front burner today!

[18:51] <+Sugar__> First I need something jumpy as spit on a hot skillet.

[18:51] * Sugar__ grabs cockroach

[18:51] <+Sugar__> This is perfect!

[18:51] * Sugar__ chews and spits onto pan

[18:51] <+Sugar__>   Fine as cream gravy.

[18:52] <+Sugar__> I'm gonna need some dairy in this!

[18:52] * Sugar__ approaches Rodney

[18:52] <+Sugar__> Why, it sure is hot!. The hens are laying hard-boiled eggs today. Say, Rodney, you got any more of them socks?

[18:52] <+Rodney|> Wha--

[18:52] <+Rodney|> Hard-boiled eggs?

[18:52] <+Rodney|> EGGS?!

[18:52] <+Rodney|> I eat eggs all day every day!

[18:53] <+Max_The_Evil> (SIX DELICIOUS EGGS)

[18:53] <+Sugar__> CONF: His butt looks like two hams in a tow sack. Sigh.

[18:53] <+Rodney|> (said that earlier >:O )

[18:53] <+Sugar__> Don't play stupid with me, boy!

[18:53] <+Sugar__> Socks. I need your socks!

[18:53] <+Rodney|> Socks? Nope! They're all back in the cabin.

[18:53] <+Sugar__> CONF: My maw always told me that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach! I got this challenge in the BAG!

[18:53] <+Rodney|> Sorry about that, Sugar!

[18:53] <@ChrisMcLean>  *loudspeaker turns on*

[18:53] <@ChrisMcLean> Hey SUGAR!

[18:53] * JasmineSomebody walks from outside with a trash can.

[18:53] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Not really sure what her motives are...

[18:53] <@ChrisMcLean> Put a SOCK in it.

[18:53] <+JasmineSomebody> I am with his socks, Sugar.

[18:54] <@ChrisMcLean> Challenge is over.

[18:54] <@ChrisMcLean> Come outside with your deliciously disgusting dishes!

[18:54] <@ChrisMcLean> --JUDGING--

[18:54] <+Sugar__> I got more airs than an Episcopalian.

[18:54] <+Samey_> That was fast..

[18:54] * _SCARLETT_ holds Rodney's socks in her hands, then stuffs them in her pockets

[18:54] <@ChrisMcLean> Alright, interesting.

[18:54] * Sky___ walks out, holding empty pan

[18:54] <@ChrisMcLean> Amy, what you got?

[18:54] <+Amy_> I made chinese!

[18:54] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) Their stench is putrid...but occasionally, you have to calculate material risks for overall success.

[18:54] <+Amy_> *close-up on disgusting looking noodles*

[18:54] <+Sugar__> Why, that Amy is meaner than a skilletful of rattlesnakes.

[18:54] <@ChrisMcLean> Gross.

[18:55] <+Samey_> She really is, Sugar.

[18:55] <@ChrisMcLean> Nice job.

[18:55] * JasmineSomebody walks out, holding a bowl.

[18:55] <@ChrisMcLean> Beardo...

[18:55] <@ChrisMcLean> this is just a forzen turkey in salt.

[18:55] <@ChrisMcLean> Gross, but not in a fun way.

[18:55] <+Beardo> It's old fasioned...

[18:55] <@ChrisMcLean> Jasmine, what ya got?

[18:55] * JasmineSomebody shows her bowl containing strange yellow liquid and a pair of clean socks.

[18:55] * _SCARLETT_ adjusts glasses

[18:55] <+JasmineSomebody> That's all I could do.

[18:55] <@ChrisMcLean> Clean socks?

[18:55] <@ChrisMcLean> Disappointing.

[18:56] <+JasmineSomebody> Wait

[18:56] <@ChrisMcLean> That strang eyellow liquid is disgusting, though.

[18:56] <+JasmineSomebody> That's not the socks I put on!

[18:56] <+JasmineSomebody> What happened to Rodney's socks?

[18:56] <@ChrisMcLean> Wow. What a msytery. I care. A lot.

[18:56] <@ChrisMcLean> Leonard, you....

[18:56] * _SCARLETT_ adjusts glasses

[18:56] <@ChrisMcLean> don't have anything.

[18:56] <+Leonard> *shoves blender at Chris* That little gnome took my meal in return for my beard. Okay? Is that what you want to hear? Eat the blender. That's my meal. Just munch on that

[18:56] <@ChrisMcLean> What happened?

[18:56] <+Rodney|> My socks?! Aw, my lucky ones? Where are they?

[18:56] <@ChrisMcLean> ...

[18:56] <@ChrisMcLean> A blender.

[18:56] <+Samey_> Aw..

[18:56] <@ChrisMcLean> um.

[18:56] <@ChrisMcLean> Sure, why not.

[18:56] <+Beardo> *studio audience boo*

[18:56] <@ChrisMcLean> Max, what have you made?

[18:57] * Max_The_Evil reveals his awful potion

[18:57] <+Leonard> You better win Max...

[18:57] <+Samey_> (.)

[18:57] <+Max_The_Evil> (which comprises of everything in Leonard's, a bunch of gross brown stuff, and liquid from Leonard's beard)

[18:57] <+Max_The_Evil> I hope it is EVIL enough for you, McLean.

[18:57] <@ChrisMcLean> Oh god, gross!

[18:57] <@ChrisMcLean> I love it.

[18:57] <@ChrisMcLean> Rodney, what have you made?

[18:58] <+Samey_> Oh my..

[18:58] <+Rodney|> I made some weird, gross, pasta-y stuff. Featuring Amy's shoes, hot sauce (extra zesty!) and mayonnaise.

[18:58] * Samey_ chuckles.

[18:58] <+Leonard> (is it siracha?)

[18:58] <@ChrisMcLean> Cool.

[18:58] <@ChrisMcLean> Samey?

[18:58] * Samey_ shows Chris her plate.

[18:59] <+Samey_> So, my meal is raw meat, raw fish, and a dead animal with some trash.

[18:59] <+Rodney|> (CONF): See? That chuckle! She definitely really likes me! Let's get past it and declare love to each other on a cruise ship in the Mediterranean! :')

[18:59] <@ChrisMcLean> Oh.

[18:59] <+Samey_> Top with toilet water, dirt, and vegemite.

[18:59] <@ChrisMcLean> That's my judging.

[18:59] <@ChrisMcLean> Oh.

[18:59] <@ChrisMcLean> Scarlett?

[18:59] * _SCARLETT_ reveals a brick

[18:59] <+_SCARLETT_> I have concocted a material object that would not only be nasty in taste, but nasty in causing physical pain. Now, it may appear dull at this moment, but I have an additional topping I would like to present.

[18:59] * _SCARLETT_ unveils Rodney's socks and places them on top of the brick

[18:59] <@ChrisMcLean> Ewwwwwww...

[18:59] <@ChrisMcLean> When was the last time you took a shower, bro? @Rodney

[19:00] <+_SCARLETT_> I believe it fits your disgusting standards quite appropriately.

[19:00] * _SCARLETT_ adjusts glasses

[19:00] <+Rodney|> Well...

[19:00] <+Rodney|> Uh...

[19:00] <+Max_The_Evil> Cleanliness is next to gOODNESS!

[19:00] <+Max_The_Evil> So NO THANK YOU!

[19:00] <+Max_The_Evil> GOOD JOB RODNEY!

[19:00] <+Rodney|> My boots are so thick that they're usually not smelled

[19:00] <+Leonard> My blender is more creative and angsty

[19:00] <+Rodney|> But... It smells like... yeah, it's like Sugar... The pain...

[19:00] <+Rodney|> How can I live like that?!

[19:01] <+Leonard> Are you insulting my girlfriend, bro?

[19:01] <+Rodney|> What?! No! I prefer a scent like that. Makes you more of a natural person.

[19:01] <+Leonard> Low man

[19:01] <+Samey_> ....

[19:01] <@ChrisMcLean> Okay then.

[19:01] <@ChrisMcLean> Sky?

[19:01] <+Sky___> I didn't git ta work on mah meal cuz Scarlett gave me a potion dat make me rap all weird hommie! Disqualify her, thatz not fair!

[19:01] <+Rodney|> N-not that Samey's scent isn't good, of course. She smells like... roses... and puppies... and happy grandmas...

[19:01] <+Leonard> Are you patronizing me?

[19:01] * Sky___ holds empty plate and lowers head in shame

[19:02] <+Samey_> Aw, Rodneu!

[19:02] <@ChrisMcLean> Alright, Scarlett, you're disqualified.

[19:02] <+Samey_> *Rodney!

[19:02] <@ChrisMcLean> Just kidding.

[19:02] <@ChrisMcLean> Like wed' actually be fair here.

[19:02] * ChrisMcLean laughs

[19:02] <@ChrisMcLean> Sky's out.

[19:02] <+Samey_> Wait...happy grandmas?

[19:02] <+Max_The_Evil> HAH!

[19:02] <@ChrisMcLean> And finally, Sugar.

[19:02] <+Beardo> *mutters* yeah like giving me a shorter time

[19:02] <+Sugar__> I made my fabulous CHOCOLATE CAKE!

[19:02] <+Sugar__> My maw showed me how to make one as a little girl!

[19:02] <+_SCARLETT_> I'm disqualified?

[19:02] <+_SCARLETT_> ...That's...perfectly fine...I must have just...

[19:02] * _SCARLETT_ twitches

[19:03] <+_SCARLETT_> misread...the rules.

[19:03] <+Sugar__> I am the winner of this challenge!

[19:03] <+Samey_> (CONF): Rodney's terrible at trying to be romantic, it's cute. *blushes*

[19:03] <+Sugar__> The others are so ugly their mama takes them everywhere they goes so they doesn’t have to kiss them goodbye!

[19:03] <+Leonard> Scarlett he literally just said you were still in

[19:03] <@ChrisMcLean> (yo're not disqualified I si aid I was kidding you casual)

[19:03] <+Leonard> Are you slow or something?

[19:03] <+_SCARLETT_> (me being a casual)

[19:03] <@ChrisMcLean> Sugar, this is a normal chocolate cake.

[19:03] <+_SCARLETT_> (nvm!)

[19:03] <+Sugar__> If dumb was dirt, you’d cover about an acre.

[19:03] <@ChrisMcLean> I said you were supposed to something GROSS.

[19:03] <+Sugar__> This isn't CHOCOLATE cake!

[19:03] <+Leonard> Man, nothing gets past you

[19:03] <+Sugar__> :)

[19:03] <@ChrisMcLean> ....

[19:03] <@ChrisMcLean> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[19:03] <+Rodney|> (CONF): I swear, I'm getting better and better at this romance thing!

[19:03] * Sugar__ eats cake

[19:04] <+Sugar__> Delicious!

[19:04] <+Samey_> Sugar!

[19:04] <+Samey_> This isn't the help..

[19:04] <+Samey_> *The Help..

[19:04] <@ChrisMcLean> Alright I've carefully considered everything and the winner is....

[19:04] <+Leonard> (CONF):I KISSED HER

[19:04] <@ChrisMcLean> no one, yet!

[19:04] <+_SCARLETT_> Let me guess...

[19:04] <+_SCARLETT_> We have to eat them?

[19:04] <@ChrisMcLean> The challenge wasn't actually to make the grossest dish.

[19:04] <+Sugar__> Be quiet Samey! If brains were leather, you couldn’t saddle a flea!

[19:04] <+Samey_> We have to eat our meals?

[19:04] <@ChrisMcLean> I'm taking all your dishes.

[19:04] <+Rodney|> W-we have to eat... our meals?

[19:04] * Leonard looks at Sugar shocked and brushes tounge frantically

[19:04] <+Rodney|> Oh.

[19:04] <@ChrisMcLean> And making you eat them!

[19:04] <+_SCARLETT_> Wow, that was predictable.

[19:04] <+Sugar__> Yee haw!

[19:04] <+Samey_> Knew it...

[19:04] <+Max_The_Evil> (wtf)

[19:04] <@ChrisMcLean> The last person to the eat hteir dish each round loses.

[19:04] <+Leonard> I got a blender!

[19:04] <+JasmineSomebody> Aw, man!

[19:05] <@ChrisMcLean> Sky, since you have no dish and Sugar since you ate yours, you're both out already.

[19:05] <@ChrisMcLean> --TABLE--

[19:05] * Max_The_Evil gulps loudly.

[19:05] <+Sky___> But Chris, I aint gots a meal! All I have be a empty plate!

[19:05] <+_SCARLETT_> How do you expect me to masticate with bricks and socks?

[19:05] <+Max_The_Evil> ...I-I am too EVIL to deal with this tomfoolery!

[19:05] * Leonard gnaws on Blender

[19:05] <@ChrisMcLean> Your first course is Amy's gross chinese food.

[19:05] <+Sky___> (o)

[19:05] <@ChrisMcLean> Last to finish is out.

[19:05] <@ChrisMcLean> Go!

[19:05] <+Samey_> Easy.

[19:05] <+JasmineSomebody> Well... thanks for the favor, Scarlett!

[19:05] * Leonard eyes dart back and forth

[19:05] * Amy_ takes a bite.

[19:05] * Max_The_Evil begins eating

[19:05] * Rodney| looks at meal with disgust

[19:05] <+Max_The_Evil> AGH!

[19:05] * _SCARLETT_ eats first bite

[19:05] <+Amy_> This is delicious.

[19:05] * Samey_ eats Amy's meal.

[19:05] <+_SCARLETT_> This tastes awful.

[19:05] <+Amy_> What are you talking about?

[19:05] * Amy_ finishes food

[19:05] * Leonard slides blender into a potted plant

[19:05] <+Samey_> This..is..gross..

[19:05] <+Rodney|> Now, I used to have to eat these things, but not with the boots... That was just an added fun time...

[19:05] * JasmineSomebody tries out strange liquid.

[19:05] * Samey_ continues to eat the meal.

[19:05] <+Leonard> Chris I finished eating the, er, Blener

[19:05] * JasmineSomebody spits it out.

[19:05] <+JasmineSomebody> THAT'S GROSS.

[19:05] * _SCARLETT_ takes more bites

[19:06] <+Max_The_Evil> This is the most EVIL plot twist ever.

[19:06] <+Max_The_Evil> I love it!

[19:06] * Beardo munches on Turkey happily

[19:06] <+Amy_> (you're eating amy's meal @Leonard)

[19:06] <+Samey_> (CONF): My stomach is immune to most things, as Amy fed me a ton of gross things as a kid..

[19:06] <+Beardo> (CONF):Just like Momma used to make

[19:06] <+Rodney|> (oh)

[19:06] <+Amy_> (it's in rounds)

[19:06] <+Samey_> Great..

[19:06] * Rodney| scarfs down food

[19:06] <+Rodney|> GAH!

[19:06] <+Rodney|> FINALLY!

[19:06] * Max_The_Evil continues to eat as he chokes down the noodles

[19:06] * _SCARLETT_ finishes food

[19:06] * Rodney| 's face is tinged with green

[19:06] <+_SCARLETT_> That was excruciating.

[19:06] <+Max_The_Evil> ACK

[19:06] * Rodney| is done

[19:06] <+Max_The_Evil> Done...!

[19:06] * Samey_ shoves the food down her throat and finishes.

[19:06] * Rodney| faints

[19:06] <+Samey_> Done...oh god..

[19:06] * JasmineSomebody finishes food.

[19:06] * Max_The_Evil 's head falls on table

[19:06] * Leonard puts noodles in potted plant and the plant withers away

[19:06] <+JasmineSomebody> Oh...

[19:06] <+Leonard> Finished?

[19:07] <+JasmineSomebody> I gotta...

[19:07] * JasmineSomebody runs away

[19:07] * _SCARLETT_ adjusts glasses

[19:07] <@ChrisMcLean> Amy, Samey, Scarlett, Jasmine, Leonard, Rodney and Max are all done!

[19:07] * Beardo makes slurping noises as he pours the noodles behind his head

[19:07] <@ChrisMcLean> Beardo, you're out.

[19:07] <+_SCARLETT_> Unfortunately.

[19:07] <@ChrisMcLean> Take a seat on the shame bench.

[19:07] * JasmineSomebody throwing up can be heard.

[19:07] * Beardo wah wah wahs

[19:07] <@ChrisMcLean> Sugar and Sky are there: it's good-ish company.

[19:07] <+Samey_> Don't, Jasmine..

[19:07] * JasmineSomebody walks back in.

[19:07] * Samey_ holds back vomit.

[19:07] <+JasmineSomebody> I've eaten bugs before

[19:08] <+JasmineSomebody> But not... that.

[19:08] <@ChrisMcLean> Your second course: a delicious slice of Beardo's frozen salted turkey.

[19:08] <@ChrisMcLean> Go!

[19:08] <+JasmineSomebody> :/

[19:08] <+Samey_> Oh, I have too, Jasmine!

[19:08] <+Sky___> Sit next to me mutha fucka! @Beardo

[19:08] * Leonard chuckles lightly and nudges Rodney on the shoulder

[19:08] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) My extensive studies have allowed me the knowledge to suppress my gag reflex. It takes excessive strength and willpower, but I believe it's possible.

[19:08] * Samey_ takes a bit of the hard salted turkey.

[19:08] <+Samey_> Ow! My teeth!

[19:08] <+_SCARLETT_> Frozen turkey?

[19:08] <+Sugar__> Back off, Sky! The porch light’s on for you but no one’s home!

[19:08] <+_SCARLETT_> Not as abhorrent as expected.

[19:08] <+Rodney|> Heheh.

[19:08] <+Rodney|> Turkey?

[19:08] * Leonard gnaws on turkey

[19:08] * Max_The_Evil eats turkey

[19:08] <+Rodney|> Well, it's just like chicken...

[19:08] <+JasmineSomebody> Oh, easy!

[19:08] * _SCARLETT_ takes a bite

[19:08] <+Max_The_Evil> Well that was easy.

[19:08] <+Rodney|> I do love chicken...

[19:08] <+Rodney|> FROZEN EGGS

[19:08] <+_SCARLETT_> ...This is hard as a rock.

[19:08] <+Samey_> Ha.

[19:08] * Rodney| chomps on turkey

[19:08] <+Leonard> Chris can we get water or something

[19:08] <+Rodney|> This... This is pretty hard

[19:09] * JasmineSomebody eats turkey.

[19:09] * Samey_ bangs the turkey on the table, breaking it into pieces.

[19:09] <+Samey_> Better..

[19:09] * Leonard coughs up salt

[19:09] <+_SCARLETT_> How does Beardo even make this? The density of the meat is unfathomable.

[19:09] * Max_The_Evil finishes turkey

[19:09] <+Max_The_Evil> Perhaps it's just as dense as he is.

[19:09] <+Max_The_Evil> HAH!

[19:09] <+Max_The_Evil> EVIL BURN!

[19:09] * Rodney| finishes

[19:09] * Leonard eats turkey leg

[19:09] * _SCARLETT_ sighs and starts ferociously hugging the turkey

[19:09] * Leonard finishes

[19:09] <+_SCARLETT_> It's a bit more...soft now.

[19:09] * Rodney| is now looking as green as Gollum Zeke

[19:09] * Samey_ puts the pieces of turkey in her mouth and quickly finishes it.

[19:09] * _SCARLETT_ eats turkey

[19:09] <+Sugar__> CONF: I don't know WHAT happened to Sky! She lost too many balls in the high weeds!

[19:09] <+Samey_> Think..I'm..choking..

[19:09] <+Samey_> Rodney...help..

[19:09] * Amy_ bites into turkey.

[19:09] <+Amy_> Ugh!

[19:09] <+Rodney|> ...

[19:09] <+Amy_> Gross.

[19:09] <+Rodney|> SAMEY?!

[19:09] <+Amy_> My dish was better1

[19:09] <+Leonard> Cough away from me please

[19:10] * Rodney| rushes over to Samey and does the Heimlich

[19:10] * Rodney| causes a massive chunk of food to fly onto Amy's head

[19:10] <+Samey_> Ugh..

[19:10] * _SCARLETT_ looks over at Rodney and raises eyebrows

[19:10] <+Samey_> Thanks..

[19:10] <+Amy_> ....

[19:10] <+Amy_> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[19:10] * JasmineSomebody rolls eyes at Amy.

[19:10] <+Beardo> *laughs*

[19:10] <@ChrisMcLean> Jasmine, Leonard, Max, Rodney, and Scarlett are all done!

[19:10] * Samey_ grabs Amy's food and quickly puts it in her mouth.

[19:10] <@ChrisMcLean> It's Amy vs Samey.

[19:10] <+Sky___> CONF: I didn't expect ta win tha challenge, I knew dat whatever Scarlett gave me put me at a funky-ass big-ass disadvantage. I need ta go all up in tha next challenge!

[19:11] * Samey_ finishes Amy's food.

[19:11] <+Samey_> Done!

[19:11] <+Amy_> You know what Samey congratulations, you can have it!

[19:11] * Beardo awkwardly sits next to Sky

[19:11] <+Samey_> Too much salt, though...

[19:11] <+Amy_> I don't even want to be in this dumb challenge!

[19:11] <+Sky___> Yo Beardo, what tha fuck up?

[19:11] <+Samey_> Good!

[19:11] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) A power couple is almost as dangerous as getting into my negative opinions. After Jasmine, Rodney and Samey are high priority targets. I am actually here to make friends, but only so that I can not be maimed once I win the competition.

[19:11] <+Samey_> That means I beat you, Amy!

[19:11] <@ChrisMcLean> Well you don't have to, Amy. Take a seat on the losers bench.

[19:11] <+Beardo> The fuck up?

[19:11] <+Amy_> Wait, did I just help...Samery...advance?

[19:11] <+Samey_> Yes!

[19:11] <+Sky___> Yeah, you know. Whatz good?

[19:11] * Amy_ sits down on bench and has life crisis

[19:11] * Samey_ smiles.

[19:12] <@ChrisMcLean> Alright.

[19:12] <@ChrisMcLean> Next up, Jasmine's weird liquid socks.

[19:12] <+Leonard> Yes you know it's kind of creepy how you're obsessed with brutally crushing your twin get a hobby or something please

[19:12] <@ChrisMcLean> Yeah...I don't know either.

[19:12] <@ChrisMcLean> Go!

[19:12] * _SCARLETT_ quickly drinks liquid, but not the socks

[19:12] <+JasmineSomebody> Not again.

[19:12] <+Rodney|> Wait, are these MY socks?

[19:12] * Max_The_Evil grimaces

[19:12] * Max_The_Evil drinks liquid

[19:12] * Leonard plugs nose

[19:12] * Max_The_Evil almost pukes.

[19:12] <+Sugar__> Sheesh! It's so dusty the rabbits are digging holes six feet in the air.

[19:12] <+JasmineSomebody> Nope. @Rodney

[19:12] <+Rodney|> Piece of cake. Uh, I mean... piece of  cotton, wool, nylon, acrylic, polyester, olefins, (such as polypropylene), or spandex.

[19:12] * Leonard puts his head back and drinks the liquid

[19:12] * JasmineSomebody tries out sock.

[19:12] <+JasmineSomebody> I suppose it's better than Rodney's.

[19:12] <+Leonard> *eyes water*

[19:13] * Rodney| examines a sock

[19:13] <+Leonard> *sock hits his tongue*

[19:13] <+_SCARLETT_> Figuring out how to ingest these foot garments will prove to be a difficult task.

[19:13] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) ...But nothing too advanced for my intellect.

[19:13] <+Leonard> OH GOD! *drops container*

[19:13] * Rodney| grabs a sock and tries to stuff it down but it gets lodged in his throat

[19:13] <+Rodney|> Pppppfffb!

[19:13] * _SCARLETT_ bites on sock and rips off a piece

[19:13] <+Rodney|> Bbbbbbggggg!

[19:13] <+Leonard> It's jsut like the pineconces leonard you got this dude

[19:13] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: I can't let Scarlett win.

[19:13] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) I have to beat Jasmine.

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[19:14] * Leonard stuffs sock into his mouth and swallows

[19:14] * Rodney| gulps deeply and swallows the sock

[19:14] <+Rodney|> D-d-done!

[19:14] * _SCARLETT_ progressively eats first sock, leaving one sock behind

[19:14] <+Rodney|> *collapses*

[19:14] * Samey__ gulps the sock.

[19:14] * Max_The_Evil is unable to bite into sock

[19:14]  One down..

[19:14] <+Leonard> I'm done, I'm done *coughs out a bunion*

[19:14] * JasmineSomebody finishes socks.

[19:14] * _SCARLETT_ finishes other sock

[19:14] * Samey__ takes the other sock and gulps it as well..

[19:14]  Done!

[19:14] <+JasmineSomebody> Alright... now the.. hmm... "soup".

[19:14] <+Max_The_Evil> Ughhh this is giving me the tummy wonkies...

[19:14] * Max_The_Evil flops over

[19:14] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) I realized that taking bigger bites would be far more efficient. Simple task, but some seem to be struggling with it.

[19:15] <@ChrisMcLean> Rodney and Samey are done!

[19:15]  Eh, the sock wasn't too bad..

[19:15] * JasmineSomebody slowly starts eating liquid.

[19:15] <@ChrisMcLean> What a cute disgusting couple.

[19:15] <+Leonard> What the hell CHris I'm done count me

[19:15] <+JasmineSomebody> drinking* oops

[19:15]  Shut up, Chris..

[19:15]  Oh, uhm, sorry!

[19:15] <+Leonard> Don't let me suffer for eating those stupid socks. Rodney do you jog through hell every morning or soemthing?

[19:16] * JasmineSomebody finishes strange liquid.

[19:16]  (CONF): After pretending to be Amy for so long...oh no, I think I'm turning into her...NO!!

[19:16] * _SCARLETT_ sees that Jasmine finished

[19:16] <+Rodney|> Uh... I guess? @Leonard

[19:16] <+_SCARLETT_> Drat.

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[19:16] <+JasmineSomebody> Oh

[19:16] <@ChrisMcLean> Leonard and Jasmine are done!

[19:16] <@ChrisMcLean> It's Scarlett vs Max!

[19:16] * Samey__ high-fives Jasmine.

[19:16] <+Max_The_Evil> Uhm...

[19:16] <+_SCARLETT_> I finished tho

[19:16] <+Max_The_Evil> if you'll excuse me.

[19:16] * Beardo plays triumphant music

[19:16] * JasmineSomebody high-fives Samey

[19:16] <+_SCARLETT_> a long time ago

[19:16] <+Max_The_Evil> I need to go take care of the tummy wonkies.

[19:16] <@ChrisMcLean> Oh.

[19:16] * Max_The_Evil runs away

[19:16] <@ChrisMcLean> Max is out!

[19:17] <@ChrisMcLean> Go sit on the loser bench.

[19:17]  Poor guy..

[19:17] <+Amy_> I am not a loser!

[19:17] * Max_The_Evil runs to bathroom crying softly

[19:17]  It gets better, Amy...

[19:17] <@ChrisMcLean> Keep telling yourself that, miss "I've-already-been-voted-off"

[19:17] <+Leonard> Clearly you are because you lost

[19:17] <@ChrisMcLean> Next up, Leonard's dish!

[19:17] <Samey__> (CONF): Okay, I really need to talk to Amy..

[19:17] <@ChrisMcLean> A blender.

[19:17] <@ChrisMcLean> It's literally a blender.

[19:17] <@ChrisMcLean> Um.

[19:17] <Samey__> Oh my!

[19:17] <@ChrisMcLean> You edach get your own blender to eat.

[19:17] <@ChrisMcLean> If you can eat it.

[19:17] <Samey__> Wouldn't that, uhm, kill us..?

[19:17] <@ChrisMcLean> Because it's a BLENDER.

[19:17] <@ChrisMcLean> Go.

[19:17] <+JasmineSomebody> It's humanly impossible to eat it.

[19:17] <+_SCARLETT_> Aren't blades unsafe for oral consumption?

[19:17] <+_SCARLETT_> Do you EXPECT us to be able to do this?

[19:18] <Samey__> Yeah..

[19:18] <+Leonard> Suck it up lady

[19:18] <+Rodney|> Eh, no, I don't think I can do this one

[19:18] <+Rodney|> ;_;

[19:18] * Leonard gnaws on Blender

[19:18] <+Rodney|> Broken glass is not good for my tummy

[19:18] <+Rodney|> Even if it may be yummy

[19:18] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: Well, Leonard ate that, but I don't think he's human.

[19:18] <+_SCARLETT_> The human digestive system would internally bleed over sharp objects.

[19:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Okay, fine.

[19:18] * Samey__ breaks the blender by smashing it on the table.

[19:18] <Samey__> Oh..

[19:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Leonard, since you made the inedible dish, you're out.

[19:18] <+Leonard> What

[19:18] <+Leonard> It isn't my fault these losers don't want to try eating it

[19:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Go sit on the disqualified bench, which is more dignified than the losers bench but not by much.

[19:18] <+Leonard> Maybe if you all would put forth some effort!

[19:18] <+Leonard> Ugh

[19:19] <Samey__> Sorry..

[19:19] <+Leonard> I'm not sitting next to the diareaha gnome though

[19:19] * Samey__ shrugs afterwards.

[19:19] <@ChrisMcLean> Alright, next up.

[19:19] * Leonard sits down, frustrated

[19:19] <@ChrisMcLean> Max's potion.

[19:19] <Samey__> Oh, easy.

[19:19] <@ChrisMcLean> Which looks really nasty, so have fun.

[19:19] * ChrisMcLean pours everyone a glass

[19:19] <@ChrisMcLean> Go!

[19:19] <+Rodney|> Potion? Hey, at least it's liquidy!

[19:19] * Samey__ grabs the cup and quickly drinks it.

[19:19] * Rodney| takes sips of it

[19:20] * _SCARLETT_ drinks potion after inspeciting it

[19:20] <Samey__> I think I have to throw up..

[19:20] * Rodney| chugs potion down and then burps very loudly

[19:20] <+JasmineSomebody> Just... drink... that.

[19:20] * JasmineSomebody quickly drinks potion.

[19:20] * Samey__ gulps her vomit and thinks happy thoughts.

[19:20] <+Rodney|> I might have to sleep in a bathtub tonight.

[19:20] <+_SCARLETT_> I don't believe there will be any harm done to my immune system or other important bodily functions by drinking the substance.

[19:20] <@ChrisMcLean> Rodney, Samey, and Scarlett are done!

[19:20] <@ChrisMcLean> meaning Jasmine is out.

[19:20] <@ChrisMcLean> Sorry, gigantic girl.

[19:20] <Samey__> Sorry, Jasmine!

[19:20] <+JasmineSomebody> (wtf I finished it :

[19:20] * _SCARLETT_ smirks

[19:20] <+JasmineSomebody> (rig)

[19:20] <+Amy_> Don't make her sit next to me!

[19:21] <+JasmineSomebody> Aw, mate.

[19:21] <+Amy_> Her giant kangaroo feet my crush me!

[19:21] * Samey__ looks at Scarlett.

[19:21] <Samey__> Okay..

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[19:21] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: I wanted to win, but... as longer as Scarlett doesn't win it, I'm fine.

[19:21] <+Rodney|> (CONF): How... How am I still alive?!

[19:21] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) Now that Jasmine's out, the pressure has increased. I'm confident in my digesting abilities, though.

[19:21] <@ChrisMcLean> Alright.

[19:21] <Samey__> (CONF): I'm going to be sick after today...

[19:21] <@ChrisMcLean> Rodney, Samey, Scarlett.

[19:21] <Samey__> Hm?

[19:21] <@ChrisMcLean> Because we at Total Drama love twists.

[19:21] <@ChrisMcLean> This is the final round.

[19:22] <@ChrisMcLean> And you'll all have to eat...

[19:22] * Rodney| gasps

[19:22] <@ChrisMcLean> your own dishes!

[19:22] <Samey__> Easy!

[19:22] <+_SCARLETT_> Chemically simple.

[19:22] <@ChrisMcLean> Meaning Rodney eats gross pasta featurign Amy's shoes, Samey eats...whatever that is and Scarlett eats a brick.

[19:22] <+Rodney|> Okay. I can do this. Except... The shoes... WHY did I think that was a good idea?!

[19:22] <@ChrisMcLean> With gross socks.

[19:22] <+Amy_> You took my shoes!

[19:22] <Samey__> Ha.

[19:22] <+Amy_> That's why my feet have felt so uncomfortable.

[19:22] <+Rodney|> Hey, I didn't! I... I just... okay, fine, I took your shoes.

[19:22] <+Rodney|> :(

[19:22] <Samey__> I've got this in the bag..

[19:22] <+Amy_> *horrifying close up of Amy's feet*

[19:22] <+_SCARLETT_> There's no way I won't emerge as the victor.

[19:23] <@ChrisMcLean> Ready?

[19:23] <@ChrisMcLean> Go!

[19:23] * _SCARLETT_ smashes brick against a wall, breaking it into smaller pieces

[19:23] <+_SCARLETT_> Now I just have to swallow these...

[19:23] * Rodney| takes shoes and places them to the side of dish

[19:23] * Samey__ grabs her plate and munches on the raw food.

[19:23] <+Rodney|> Okay, that's going last

[19:23] * _SCARLETT_ starts swallowing brick pieces in rapid succession

[19:23] <Samey__> So..gross..

[19:23] * Samey__ continues munching.

[19:23] * Rodney| eats the entire dish of pasta

[19:23] <+_SCARLETT_> Those socks might be trouble, though.

[19:23] * Rodney| realizes that there is hot sauce

[19:23] * Rodney| breathes fire

[19:23] * _SCARLETT_ finishes brick

[19:23] * Leonard scoots further away from Amy

[19:23] * Rodney| picks up shoes

[19:23] <+_SCARLETT_> ...That won't come out pleasantly.

[19:23] <+Sugar__> Why, Leonard, I feel like a possum trotted over my grave when I'm around you!

[19:23] <+Rodney|> Okay. Almost done...?

[19:23] * _SCARLETT_ takes large bite of sock #1

[19:23] * Samey__ swallows the last piece.

[19:23] <+_SCARLETT_> ...Oh, this is vile.

[19:23] <+JasmineSomebody> GO SAMEY! GO RODNEY!

[19:23] <+Sugar__> You make me  shy as a mail-order bride!

[19:23] <Samey__> DOne!

[19:23] <+Rodney|> I can't-- even-- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS?!

[19:23] <+_SCARLETT_> Gag reflex powers...don't fail me.

[19:23] <+JasmineSomebody> YOU CAN DO IT!

[19:24] <@ChrisMcLean> SAMEY WINS IMMUNITY!

[19:24] <Samey__> Done......finally..

[19:24] <+_SCARLETT_> ...

[19:24] <@ChrisMcLean> Congrats, Samey you're safe.

[19:24] <+Rodney|> Oh, wait, she's done. Never mind!

[19:24] * _SCARLETT_ rolls her eyes

[19:24] * Rodney| throws shoe, hitting Amy in head

[19:24] <+Leonard> And I love you to, hun.

[19:24] <+Amy_> Rigged!

[19:24] <+_SCARLETT_> Congratulations, Samey!

[19:24] * _SCARLETT_ forces a smile

[19:24] * JasmineSomebody runs up to Samey and hugs her.

[19:24] <@ChrisMcLean> As for the other 9 of you, one of you's going home.

[19:24] <+JasmineSomebody> Good job, buddy!

[19:24] * Rodney| intrudes on hug, crushing both of them

[19:24] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) I digested a freaking BRICK for nothing.

[19:24] * Max_The_Evil crosses arms.

[19:24] <+Sky___> Yes, Samey dawwwwg! Show Scarlett whoz tha boss!

[19:24] <@ChrisMcLean> You have the night to figure out who.

[19:24] <+Leonard> But er, don't kiss me though

[19:24] <Samey__> Thanks..

[19:24] * _SCARLETT_ 's stomach grumbles

[19:24] <@ChrisMcLean> --PRE-ELIMINATION--

[19:24] * Samey__ forces a smile at Scarlett.

[19:24] <+Max_The_Evil> I admit... that was an impressive display for a DOGOODER @Samey

[19:24] <+Amy_> Ugh!

[19:24] * Sky___ is hiding in bush

[19:24] <+Sky___> Psst

[19:24] <+Sky___> Jasmine!

[19:24] <+Amy_> If you people cote me out AGAIN, I swear!

[19:24] <Samey__> Oh, Amy..

[19:24] * _SCARLETT_ walks over to Amy

[19:25] <+_SCARLETT_> We need to converse.

[19:25] * Samey__ grabs Amy and pushes her to the side.

[19:25] * _SCARLETT_ looks at Sky

[19:25] <+_SCARLETT_> You as well.

[19:25] <+_SCARLETT_> You as well.

[19:25] <Samey__> Oh, hey, Scarlett.

[19:25] <+Sky___> I don't have anything to say to you.

[19:25] <+Amy_> Ah!

[19:25] <+Amy_> Abuse!

[19:25] <+Sky___> The effects are wearing off - I KNOW what you did!

[19:25] <+_SCARLETT_> Well, I do.

[19:25] <+Max_The_Evil> (CONF) It is time to pull off another of my EVIL SCHEMES! BWA HA HA!

[19:25] <+Amy_> Stop bullying me Samey!

[19:25] <+Max_The_Evil> HEY LEONARD

[19:25] <+Sky___> Spit it out.

[19:25] <+Max_The_Evil> VOTE HOW I SAY

[19:25] <+_SCARLETT_> Now shut up and listen.

[19:25] <+Rodney|> Uh, what

[19:25] <+Max_The_Evil> OR I;'LL ELIMINATE YOU

[19:25] * _SCARLETT_ looks at Amy and Sky

[19:25] <+Sky___> I'm all ears!

[19:25] <Samey__> ....Really, Amy?

[19:25] * Max_The_Evil runs away giggling

[19:25] <+_SCARLETT_> I believe that Jasmine is the biggest threat to win the game.

[19:25] <Samey__> (.)

[19:25] <+_SCARLETT_> She's athletic, tall, gigantic...

[19:26] <+Amy_> Ugh, fine, what do you WANT.

[19:26] <+Leonard> Vote who?

[19:26] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) ...and stole my potential boyfriend...

[19:26] <+Amy_> @Samey

[19:26] * Samey__ overhears Scarlett, as she stands next to Amy.

[19:26] <+_SCARLETT_> ...and is ruining all of our chances at the million.

[19:26] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Okay, you know that love thing? I'm telling Samey right now.

[19:26] * Rodney| walks up to Amy and Samey

[19:26] <Samey__> Uhm, be right back..

[19:26] <+Rodney|> Amy, could I have a moment with Samey, please?

[19:26] * Samey__ takes Amy with her.

[19:26] <+Leonard> (CONF):That Max guy sure is a great RPer. Suprised I haven't seen him before but looking at his skin it isn't as if he's gotten out much

[19:26] <+Rodney|> ...Oh.

[19:26] <+Sky___> CONF: As IF I would vote out Jasmine. I know that Scarlett and Jasmine have history because of Shawn.

[19:26] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) This should teach Jasmine never to get in the midst of my issues.

[19:26] <Samey__> Oh..

[19:26] <+Sky___> I think you're right Amy.

[19:26] <+Sky___> *Scarlett

[19:26] <+Sky___> Let's do that.

[19:27] * Sky___ approaches Jasmine

[19:27] <Samey__> Rodney, give me a sec, kay?

[19:27] <+Rodney|> S-s-sure...

[19:27] * _SCARLETT_ pulls Amy aside

[19:27] * Rodney| begins to cry tears of joy

[19:27] <+Amy_> Yeah, shoe taking LUG.

[19:27] <+Amy_> Get OUT of here.

[19:27] <+_SCARLETT_> Did you hear what I told Sky?

[19:27] <Samey__> Scarlett..

[19:27] <Samey__> I need to talk to Amy.

[19:27] <+Rodney|> Alright, alright, alright

[19:27] <+_SCARLETT_> Oh...

[19:27] <+Amy_> I'm so loved! (':

[19:27] <+Sky___> Jasmine!

[19:27] * _SCARLETT_ forces smile

[19:27] <+_SCARLETT_> That's fine!

[19:27] <+Sky___> We need to talk, Scarlett is planning on voting you out!

[19:27] * Leonard tenses up

[19:27] <Samey__> Oh, Scarlett!

[19:27] <+_SCARLETT_> Hm?

[19:27] <+_SCARLETT_> ^______^

[19:27] <Samey__> You can join us..

[19:28] <Samey__>.

[19:28] <+_SCARLETT_> That sounds...erm, cool!

[19:28] * _SCARLETT_ winces

[19:28] <+Sky___> CONF: Ugh, no one is listening to me! The only person who is bothering to talk to me is... Scarlett.

[19:28] <+Amy_> Okay, Samey.

[19:28] <+Amy_> What do you WANT now?

[19:28] <Samey__> Kay, us three, alliance..?

[19:28] <+_SCARLETT_> What's the topic of conversation?

[19:28] <+Leonard> Er, Max

[19:28] <+Amy_> Alliance?

[19:28] <+_SCARLETT_> OH...I would enjoy that... ^________^

[19:28] <+Amy_> With you?

[19:28] <+Sugar__> Sky, why are you jumpy as spit on a hot skillet?

[19:28] * Amy_ laughs obnoxiously

[19:28] <Samey__> Yes, Amy.

[19:28] <+_SCARLETT_> You two should definitely work on your family issues.

[19:28] <+Amy_> I have plenty of other available allies here!

[19:28] <+Amy_> Like...

[19:28] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Samey making an alliance with... AMY?! What's even going on? Is she... What?!

[19:28] <+Amy_> um...

[19:28] <Samey__> (CONF): I want to patch things with Amy, especially after today..

[19:28] <+_SCARLETT_> Emotional turbulence will definitely obstruct any sort of path to victory.

[19:28] <+Amy_> uh...

[19:28] <+Amy_> like...

[19:29] <+Sky___> Nobody wants to talk to me anymore. I think my behavior these past two weeks are coming back to bite me in the butt. @Sugar

[19:29] <+JasmineSomebody> Alright, guys.

[19:29] <+Amy_> well...

[19:29] * _SCARLETT_ nudges Amy

[19:29] <+Amy_> fine.

[19:29] <+Amy_> :(

[19:29] <Samey__> Good..

[19:29] <+Sugar__> Why, nonsense! Everybody's just scheming, and you ain't included!

[19:29] <+Amy_> So, who do you want to vote?

[19:29] <+_SCARLETT_> Jasmine.

[19:29] <Samey__> Who should we all vote out?

[19:29] <+Sky___> Why are you talking to me, anyways? I thought you hated me. :S

[19:29] <Samey__> Oh, Jasmine?

[19:29] <Samey__> But..

[19:29] <+_SCARLETT_> Jasmine! If you think you can beat her in a final two challenge, you're dead wrong.

[19:29] <+_SCARLETT_> She's rough, tough, and...

[19:29] <+JasmineSomebody> Sky, Samey, Rodney. I wanna talk to you for a second.

[19:29] <+_SCARLETT_> a manipulator of minds.

[19:29] <Samey__> She's my friend, though..

[19:29] <+_SCARLETT_> She plays low-key, but she's the mastermind that's gonna take us out.

[19:29] <Samey__> Ugh, be back..

[19:29] <+Max_The_Evil> Leonard do you want to play a particularly EVIL game of B&B?

[19:30] * Samey__ walks over to Jasmine.

[19:30] <+Sugar__> My maw always told me not to hold grudges. People can change, she told me. That same day, she crashed our uncle's 69th birthday party! Never change, ma.

[19:30] <+_SCARLETT_> There's no chance we'll beat her, ever.

[19:30] <+_SCARLETT_> Don't you agree, Amy?

[19:30] <+Max_The_Evil> I am a especially EVIL CRUEL dungeonmaster!

[19:30] <+JasmineSomebody> I think Amy has to go tonight. @Sky/Samey/Rodney

[19:30] == Samey__ [49037299@gateway/web/freenode/ip.73.3.114.153] has quit [Quit: Page closed]

[19:30] <+Sky___> So, would you be willing to vote out Scarlett with me?

[19:30] <+Rodney|> Okay, Jasmine!

[19:30] <+Rodney|> Sounds great.

[19:30] <+Sugar__> Nuh-uh! That girl is dumb as a ton of bricks. We gotta get out the REAL threat - Amy!

[19:30] == Samey_ [49037299@gateway/web/freenode/ip.73.3.114.153] has joined #TDPIRP

[19:30] <+JasmineSomebody> I'd love to take Scarlett out as soon as possible, but I think Amy should go before.

[19:30] <@ChrisMcLean> --ELIMINATION--

[19:30] <+Sky___> I'd... be okay with that. I need to talk to Rodney, Samey, and Jasmine!

[19:30] <+Rodney|> (CONF): I really don't know what's going on tonight. Like, I have no idea who to vote for. It's just... man!

[19:30] <Samey_> Um, Jasmine..

[19:30] <@ChrisMcLean> So much scheming, so little time.

[19:31] <Samey_> I say we keep Amy..

[19:31] <@ChrisMcLean> Actually, no time.

[19:31] <@ChrisMcLean> It's time to vote!

[19:31] <+Max_The_Evil> I AM THE MASTERMIND

[19:31] <+Max_The_Evil> MY VOTE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT COUNTS

[19:31] * _SCARLETT_ looks at Max

[19:31] <+_SCARLETT_> If that's true, take out the massive person...and threat.

[19:31] <Samey_> (CONF): There goes my plan to keep Amy so we can "rekindle" our messed up relationship as twins..

[19:31] <+_SCARLETT_> If you're as smart and EVIL as I know you are, you will know who I'm talking about.

[19:31] <+Rodney|> Me? I'm massive... :o

[19:31] * _SCARLETT_ sighs

[19:31] <+_SCARLETT_> And feminine.

[19:32] <+Max_The_Evil> But of course! I know ALL!

[19:32] <Samey_> Hm..

[19:32] <+Max_The_Evil> @Scarlett

[19:32] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) The terms "Rodney" and "mastermind" are mutually exclusive. I wouldn't target him with the minimal intellect he possesses.

[19:32] <+JasmineSomebody> We have to make a decision.

[19:32] <+JasmineSomebody> Amy or Scarlett?

[19:32] <Samey_> Amy...

[19:32] <@ChrisMcLean> (sugar jasmine scarlett vote)

[19:33] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Well, I'm kinda paranoid about Scarlett because she said the person is feminine... And don't girls usually get more worked up over love? Aw, NUTS.

[19:33] * Samey_ sighs and sits down on a log next to Rodney.

[19:33] <+Rodney|> Hi, Samey ^_^

[19:33] <@ChrisMcLean> Wow....

[19:33] <Samey_> Hey..

[19:33] <@ChrisMcLean> Scattered vote.

[19:33] <Samey_> I'm bummed...

[19:33] * Leonard yawns and tries to wrap arm around Sugar

[19:33] <@ChrisMcLean> It could be any of you.

[19:33] <@ChrisMcLean> Any of you except Samey.

[19:33] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: Hopefully, I made the right decision. Either way, my goal is to not go home and weaken the opposing alliance.

[19:33] <+Beardo> *eyes dart back and forth*

[19:33] <@ChrisMcLean> The marshmallows go to....

[19:33] * Samey_ smiles.

[19:33] <@ChrisMcLean> Beardo.

[19:33] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) I know Jasmine has friends who probably ratted me out, but that's fine. I'm confident in the intellectual abilities of my fellow contestants -- once again -- that they won't vote me out.

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> Leonard.

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> Rodney.

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> Sky.

[19:34] <+Rodney|> Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> aaaaaaaaaand Sugar!

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> Max, Amy, and Jasmine.

[19:34] * Beardo catches marshmallow and holds onto it tightly

[19:34] * JasmineSomebody smiles at Sky and Rodney.

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> Our bottom three.

[19:34] <+Max_The_Evil> me catches marshmallow.

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> Max, you're irritating.

[19:34] * Samey_ hugs Sky and Rodney.

[19:34] <+_SCARLETT_> ...Jasmine?

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> Amy you are too.

[19:34] * _SCARLETT_ 's eyes widen

[19:34] <+Amy_> Am not!

[19:34] * Leonard shares marshmallow with Sugar

[19:34] <+Sugar__> Yee haw! *eats marshmallow*

[19:34] <+Max_The_Evil> I WANT A MARSHMALLOW

[19:34] * _SCARLETT_ whispers

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> And Jasmine's a huuuge threat.

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> Max is safe.

[19:34] * JasmineSomebody sighs.

[19:34] * Sky___ puts hand on Jasmine's shoulder

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> And so is.............................

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> Jasmine!

[19:34] * Max_The_Evil catches marshmallow

[19:34] <+Max_The_Evil> HAH!

[19:34] <+Max_The_Evil> HAH!

[19:34] <@ChrisMcLean> Amy time to go.

[19:34] <+Max_The_Evil> I AM THE MASTERMIND

[19:34] <+Amy_> WHAT?!

[19:34] * Samey_ smiles, before going to Amy.

[19:34] <Samey_> Wait!

[19:34] <+Amy_> I just got back!

[19:34] <+JasmineSomebody> Yes!

[19:34] <+Amy_> Ugh!

[19:35] <Samey_> Amy, I'm sorry..

[19:35] <+Rodney|> Awesome!

[19:35] * Sky___ smiles

[19:35] <+Amy_> Samey is nice compared to you people!

[19:35] * Sky___ winks at Scarlett

[19:35] <+JasmineSomebody> Bye Felicia!

[19:35] <+_SCARLETT_> (never got a marshmallow BTW but I'm not out so yay)

[19:35] * _SCARLETT_ sighs

[19:35] <+Amy_> Did I really just say that?

[19:35] * _SCARLETT_ glares at Jasmine

[19:35] <Samey_> Just, can we...make up or something..?

[19:35] <+_SCARLETT_> Good play.

[19:35] <+Amy_> Ugh, I guess.

[19:35] <+Amy_> I mean.

[19:35] <+Rodney|> Make out? Yeah, su--

[19:35] <+Rodney|> Oh

[19:35] <+Max_The_Evil> Thank you! @Amy

[19:35] <+_SCARLETT_> (CONF) If at first you don't succeed...try, try again.

[19:35] <Samey_> Really? *eyes widen*

[19:35] <+Max_The_Evil> I try my best to be EVIL! @Amy

[19:35] <+Amy_> IAt least you're not a weird mime beat boxer, a giant, a wizard, an evil genius, a romantic, an annoying athlete, a weird country gil, or a backstabber.

[19:36] <Samey_> Ha..yeah..

[19:36] <+Amy_> Compared to tthese people, you're a pretty good sister.

[19:36] <Samey_> Well, I'm glad that happened.

[19:36] <@ChrisMcLean> Aww, what a touching family reunion.

[19:36] <Samey_> You aren't the best sister, but you're decent.

[19:36] * ChrisMcLean fires Amy out of cannon

[19:36] <@ChrisMcLean> See ya!

[19:36] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: If Scarlett wants to play, then I'll show her I'm a better player than her!

[19:36] <Samey_> Bye Amy!

[19:36] <@ChrisMcLean> We're down to 9

[19:36] <@ChrisMcLean> Who will go home next?

[19:36] * Samey_ frowns and walks to Rodney..

[19:36] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: You messed with the wrong Australia, girl.

[19:36] <@ChrisMcLean> Find out next time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!

[19:36] <@ChrisMcLean> --END--

[19:36] <+Rodney|> (CONF): I've seen more genuine family reunions when my brother Dennis apologized for giving me a Texas wedgie. But hey, Amy's gone! Yeah!