The Knight Stuff/Transcript

[20:45] <@ChrisMcLean_> --START--

[20:45] <+Shawn1> what

[20:45] <@ChrisMcLean_> Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!

[20:45] <+Shawn1> I don't represent ALL of America

[20:45] <+Shawn1> you dick

[20:45] <@ChrisMcLean_> Our 13 contestants competed in the most painful game show one arth!

[20:45] <@ChrisMcLean_> There were koalas, pigs, interns!

[20:45] <@ChrisMcLean_> Specifically Topher, who came back.

[20:46] <@ChrisMcLean_> Amy totried to get with Rodney, who liked Samey.

[20:46] <@ChrisMcLean_> Samey then felt the shamey when she was revelaed ot be the one who poisoned Amy.

[20:46] <@ChrisMcLean_> Both were eliminated from the gamey, but the producers said that waas lamey.

[20:46] <@ChrisMcLean_> So Kinosewak booted Samey, but she switched with Amy.

[20:47] <@ChrisMcLean_> If that's not confusing, I don't know what is.

[20:47] <@ChrisMcLean_> We've got 12 contestants left, and we're about to go midevel!

[20:47] <@ChrisMcLean_> On Total...

[20:47] <@ChrisMcLean_> Drama...

[20:47] <@ChrisMcLean_> Pahkitew Island!

[20:47] <@ChrisMcLean_> --MASKWAK--

[20:47] * Dave--- approaches Max

[20:48] * Sugar wakes up with head hurting

[20:48] * Shawn1 paces around camp, keeping guard

[20:48] <+Dave---> Max?

[20:48] <+Max_The_Evil> Yes, minion?

[20:48] <+Max_The_Evil> You are interrupting my EVIL BEAUTY SLEEP

[20:48] <+Dave---> About the hat. You have an armory for that?

[20:48]  Y'all I can't remember a thing that happened last episode

[20:48]  It's like I wasn't there or something

[20:48] <+Shawn1> Oh. You might have gotten concussed.

[20:48] <+Shawn1> I did, too.

[20:48] <+Shawn1> BUT!

[20:49] * Sugar looks directly at camera

[20:49] <+Shawn1> THERE IS A MORE GRAVE MATTER AT HAND!

[20:49] <+_scarlett> I'm sure there is...

[20:49]  Or like it was another me

[20:49] <+Shawn1> During the night, I found this!

[20:49] <+_scarlett> And what could that be?

[20:49] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[20:49] <+Max_The_Evil> Yes. @Dave

[20:49] <+RodneyBackup|> (conf) Ugh... it sucks that Samey got eliminated last episode.

[20:49] * Shawn1 holds out plastic bag with a piece of dirt in it

[20:49] <+_scarlett> ...

[20:49] <+Shawn1> ON THIS DIRT

[20:49] * Max_The_Evil points to haphazardly put together wall with nails sticking out of it

[20:49] <+_scarlett> Cool... ^____^

[20:49] <+Max_The_Evil> See?

[20:49] <+Ella12> Hello again, my little friends!

[20:49] <+Shawn1> IS A FOOTPRINT

[20:49] * _scarlett forces a smile

[20:49] <+Shawn1> A ZOMBIE FOOTPRINT

[20:49] <+Ella12> Today our fun will never endddd! ♪

[20:49] <+Shawn1> AND I WILL FIND IT!

[20:49]  (not your team, Rodney. Don't talk)

[20:49] <+Shawn1> Who wants to come on my quest with me?

[20:49] <+RodneyBackup|> (conf) I thought that we were meant to be and I just.. chickens! Canberra! Interns-- o

[20:49] <+Dave---> your... minions will need to know how to efficiently navigate an evil lair, so... what's what?

[20:50]  All I do remember is that Leonard and I are in love!

[20:50] <+_scarlett> (CONF) That was extremely underwhelming. Another tidbit of idiocy from him should've been the first thing to expect.

[20:50] <+Shawn1> It'll be dangerous for sure, following a zombie out into the woods.

[20:50] <+RodneyBackup|> (I didn't realize this works that way)

[20:50] <+Ella12> I'm sorry for my absence the previous day. I was busy picking berries for my dragon.

[20:50] <+Shawn1> Who volunteers?

[20:50] <+Shawn1> Max? Maybe you can shoot, like, an, uh... evil ray at it?

[20:50] <+Shawn1> Sugar, you could... eat it?

[20:50] <+Ella12> Oh! I can do it, Shawnie.

[20:50] <+Shawn1> Um... sure, Ella.

[20:50] <+Ella12> I don't know about taming the dead, but it's seemed to work with every species I've encountered!

[20:50] <+Shawn1> Let's go... Just stay close to me!

[20:50] <+Ella12> Let's make it one more.

[20:50] <+Ella12> Okay!

[20:50] * Shawn1 runs out into the woods

[20:50]  Sure! Eating was one of my talents

[20:50] * Ella12 skips to the woods

[20:51] <+Dave---> I'll help too. Just need to... handle a few things.

[20:51]  I think my sudden amnesia also resulted in me loosing this tooth here, making my spelling real bad

[20:51] * Dave--- takes glance inside bag before leaving

[20:51] * Ella12 stops

[20:51]  Could it be that green apple I are...probably not

[20:51] <+Ella12> I think I see a footprint!

[20:51] * _scarlett walks next to Shawn

[20:51] <+_scarlett> So, um, Shawn.

[20:51] <+Ella12> On the ground here.

[20:51] <+Shawn1> Oh, is everyone coming?

[20:51] <+Shawn1> Awesome.

[20:52] * Sugar continues to eat poaioniua apple

[20:52] <+_scarlett> Are you aware that you might have like...a problem...or something?

[20:52] * Dave--- finds Scarlett

[20:52] <+Shawn1> The more the merrier... and the more other people to distract the zombies.

[20:52] <+Dave---> A moment, please?

[20:52] <+Shawn1> Well, I am aware that OUR CAMP might have a ZOMBIE problem.

[20:52] <+_scarlett> Uh...sure! ^___^

[20:52] * JasmineSomebody is catching fruits in the woods.

[20:52] <+Shawn1> Hey, you're a nerd, right?

[20:52]  I'm coming too! Maybe I can keep a zombie as a pet!

[20:52] <+_scarlett> I'll be back in a second, Shawn!

[20:52] * _scarlett forces a smile

[20:52] <+Shawn1> Can you analyze this dropping I found?

[20:52] * _scarlett turns to Dave

[20:52] <+_scarlett> What?

[20:52] * Shawn1 holds out turd

[20:52] <+Shawn1> It might be zombie!

[20:52] * sAMeY is with Jasmine, picking some berries.

[20:52] <+Dave---> so, how do we convince Shawn that zombies do not exist?

[20:52] * Sugar sniffs dropping

[20:53] <+Sky|> (CONF): I'm feeling a lot better. Turns out that I'm allergic to eucalyptus leaves... I really trusted Samey and it sucks that she would poison the water, but I need to focus on the challenges. We've lost our lead, so it's important that we win the next one!

[20:53] <+_scarlett> I'm trying to work on that now.

[20:53] <+Shawn1> What's the verdict, Sugar?

[20:53] * JasmineSomebody walks up to Shawn.

[20:53]  What are you doing here?

[20:53] <+Dave---> okay. There's also the matter of having a proper cabin

[20:53] <+Shawn1> Oh, just uh... nothing.

[20:53]  For the last time Dave, if wizards exist zombies have to

[20:53] <+Dave---> we don't have the spare time for it

[20:53] * Shawn1 throws poop over shoulder

[20:53] <+Shawn1> Heh heh.

[20:53] * Sky| approaches Amy

[20:53] <+Sky|> Uh, Amy, can we talk?

[20:53] <+_scarlett> Well, I'm busy at the moment. Sorry, but can we talk about this later?

[20:53] <+Dave---> okay

[20:53] <+_scarlett> Thanks.

[20:53] <+Dave---> no problem

[20:53] * _scarlett forces a smile

[20:53] <+Shawn1> What's up with you, Jasmine?

[20:53] <+Sky|> (wait is it our turn to talk idgi)

[20:54] <+Shawn1> You look, uh, nice today?

[20:54] <+Dave---> (CONF:) Well, I was going to make a bet with Scarlett, but...

[20:54] <+Shawn1> (we're in the woods atm, neutral zone)

[20:54] * JasmineSomebody blushes

[20:54]  Thanks.

[20:54] <+sAMeY> Oh, hi- I mean, ew...why are you here? Go talk to that loser Samey..

[20:54] * Sugar whispers to Shean

[20:54] <@ChrisMcLean_> (stahp @all kinosewaks)

[20:54] <+Sky|> Listen. Amy.

[20:54]  And you... are you feeling better, Shawn?

[20:54]  Compliment her eyes

[20:54] <@ChrisMcLean_> (well Jasmine's in the woods so she can)

[20:54] <+Sky|> (o)

[20:54] <+Shawn1> Um, yeah.

[20:54] <@ChrisMcLean_> (bt people who aren't)

[20:54] <@ChrisMcLean_> (stahp)

[20:54] <+Shawn1> I think so.

[20:54] * Dave--- follows Shawn and Sugar

[20:54] <+_scarlett> (CONF): Dave's really oblivious to what I'm trying to do. All he wants to do is convince Shawn that zombies aren't real...which is exactly what I'm trying to do...but he wants to ask me constantly.

[20:54] <+sAMeY> (Amy/Samey is also in the woods, Epic.)

[20:54] <+Shawn1> The paranoia and the OCD is still there.

[20:54] * _scarlett walks over to Shawn again

[20:54] <+Shawn1> But the concussion's better I guess.

[20:54] <+Sky|> Amy, let's go to the woods. We should talk in a secluded place.

[20:55] <+_scarlett> So...you said that our camp had a "zombie" problem.

[20:55]  Oh, good.

[20:55] <+sAMeY> Walking, gross, but fine.

[20:55] <+Shawn1> Oh, uh, hey Scarlett.

[20:55] <+_scarlett> But...I was referring to you!

[20:55]  Zombie problem?

[20:55] * _scarlett forces a smile

[20:55] * JasmineSomebody giggles

[20:55] <+Dave---> Where'd Ella go?

[20:55] <+Shawn1> Can you uh... go somewhere else, Scarlett?

[20:55] == InternTopher [~Amy|@pool-96-229-126-169.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 258 seconds]

[20:55] <+Shawn1> I'm talking to A GIRL.

[20:55] <+Shawn1> Heh.

[20:55] <Sugar> If we have zombies, let's call Leonard!

[20:55] * _scarlett looks irritated

[20:55] <+Sky|> So uh... Amy, or should I say Samey, I know you poisoned your sister.

[20:55] <+_scarlett> Can't you see that I'M a girl too?

[20:55] <+Shawn1> (CONF): I couldn't have Scarlett blowing that for me, so I had to take action.

[20:55] <+Dave---> Leonard's not with us, Sugar

[20:55] <+Shawn1> OH LOOK SCARLETT!

[20:55] <+_scarlett> Jasmine's not even ON OUR TEAM.

[20:55] <+Shawn1> A... MATH BOOK!

[20:55] <+Ella12> Wizards wouldn't know anything about the dead. Unless they're reviving them, right?

[20:55] <+Shawn1> GO GET IT

[20:55] <+sAMeY> Samey?! What? Where is that loser? Ha..

[20:55] * _scarlett rolls her eyes

[20:55] <+Shawn1> GO... GET... it.

[20:55] <+Beardo|> (brb)

[20:55] * sAMeY looks around, guilty.

[20:55] <Sugar> Then I'll get himusing my famous pig calls

[20:56] <+Sky|> Samey, you don't have to hide around me.

[20:56] <+Shawn1> Alright Jasmine let's walk over there/.

[20:56] * Sky| plucks blueberry off bush

[20:56] * Shawn1 walks over there

[20:56] * Sky| puts blueberry on Samey's cheek

[20:56] * JasmineSomebody follows Shawn.

[20:56] <+sAMeY> Ugh, fine. I'm sorry..

[20:56] * Sugar begins making pig noises that echo throughout the forest

[20:56] <+Sky|> If you're going to be Amy, at least look the part!

[20:56] <Sugar> OINK

[20:56] <+sAMeY> What are you? Okay..

[20:56] <Sugar> oINK

[20:56] <Sugar> oU

[20:56] <+_scarlett> (CONF): I try to talk to Shawn and get turned away. The only person I can even talk to without wanting to hurt myself is Dave, and even then I feel like I want to get hurt.

[20:56] <+sAMeY> Play the part, yeah!

[20:56] <Sugar> oINK

[20:56] <+Sky|> I think we should move forward and forget what happened.

[20:56] <+Sky|> Does Jasmine know?

[20:56] <JasmineSomebody> Hmm so

[20:56] <Sugar> Did it work?

[20:56] <@ChrisMcLean_> (o @this becoming an everyone scene)

[20:56] <+sAMeY> I'm sorry about all that, but at least the blonde fat cow is gone!

[20:57] <@ChrisMcLean_> (um leonard/beardo/rodney you can come into the woods if you want)

[20:57] <+Shawn1> So uh... how do you feel regarding... zombies?

[20:57] <+sAMeY> She does, Sky. Or at least, I think so.

[20:57] <+Ella12> Did we find the zombie? Did we!?

[20:57] <Sugar> OINk!

[20:57] <+_scarlett> (CONF): Max's ego is massive, he doesn't even realize how unintelligent he is. Ella just waltzes around and rhymes all of her words together in some sort of iambic pentameter...that's not the right term, but it's as close as I'll get.

[20:57] <JasmineSomebody> Oh

[20:57] <+Ella12> I really want to try taming one. I just seem to have that magic.

[20:57] <+Sky|> It's okay, I totally get it. She shouldn't have treated you like that and it was completely right of you to stick up for yourself.

[20:57] <+Shawn1> I mean, they're definitely something to fear, I agree.

[20:57] <JasmineSomebody> Hmm, I am not sure about their exist.

[20:57] <+Sky|> One of the things I learned from years of training from the olympics is to defend yourself.

[20:57] <+Shawn1> ...

[20:57] <+Shawn1> Um...

[20:57] <JasmineSomebody> existence*

[20:57] <+Sky|> My sister taught me to not let anyone treat me like a doormat.

[20:57] <+Shawn1> I have to go.

[20:57] <+Dave---> (CONF:) Also, there's the matter with that hat. If it actually worked, then I could stow it away before he gets eliminated and... I'm not sure about what to do after that.

[20:57] <+_scarlett> (CONF): And Sugar's completely unaware of her surroundings. It's like her whole world's a farm.

[20:57] <Sugar> If we do, it's mine! @ Ella

[20:57] <+sAMeY> I did go a bit far with the punching, but it was fun! She deserved it.

[20:57] <JasmineSomebody> ..oh

[20:57] <+Shawn1> I forgot I... have to go tie my shoe.

[20:58] * JasmineSomebody looks down

[20:58] * Shawn1 walks away from Jasmine

[20:58] <JasmineSomebody> bye?

[20:58] <+Sky|> You don't have to be scared of anyone anymore, Samey and you were totally right in doing what you did.

[20:58] <+sAMeY> You have a sister? She's probably awful, huh?

[20:58] <+Shawn1> yeah bye yeah

[20:58] <+Sky|> No, not at all! I love her, she's my role model in life. She's the one who pushed me to become an olympic athlete.

[20:58] <+Ella12> Shawn?

[20:58] <+Shawn1> Ella, status report.

[20:58] <Sugar> You know I the whole world is like farm. And I'm the farmer

[20:58] <+Shawn1> Any sight of the zombie?

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[20:58] <+_scarlett> (CONF): *sighs* My team is 66% useless, 17%...just plain weird, and 17% actually aware of what's going on.

[20:58] <+_scarlett> (CONF): That 17% would be me.

[20:58] <RodneyBRB> (I'm back)

[20:58] <+Shawn1> (CONF): Yeah, so Jasmine apparently doesn't believe in zombies. Kind of a dealbreaker.

[20:58] <+sAMeY> You're so lucky! I wish Amy was that cool. All she does is be mean to be!

[20:59] == mode/#TDPIRP [+v RodneyBRB] by ChrisMcLean_

[20:59] == mode/#TDPIRP [-v RodneyBackup|] by ChrisMcLean_

[20:59] <+Ella12> Oh, not yet. But I'll keep on the lookout, because this hunt makes me want to shout! ♪ In excitement...that is.

[20:59] <+Leonard> *walks into woods nervously and sees all the other campers* *whispers to self as he hides behind a tree* There goes our private date I suppose. Ugh, Sugar, why are you so irresistible? *chucks flowers onto the ground*

[20:59] * Sugar  continues  making obnoxious puff noises

[20:59] == RodneyBRB has changed nick to RodNEY|

[20:59] == RodNEY| has changed nick to Rodney|

[20:59] <+sAMeY> So, uh, what now, Sky?

[20:59] <+Sky|> Not anymore, she's not here. Which is why we should move forward - as a TEAM.

[20:59] <+Rodney|> (What's going on

[20:59] <+Sky|> I think you should tell Rodney.

[20:59] <@ChrisMcLean_> -Kinosewak-

[20:59] <Sugar> I don't know why my pig calling noises haven't altered Leonard

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[20:59] <+Shawn1> (no point Epic just let the everyone happen)

[20:59] <+sAMeY> Wouldn't Rodney hate me?

[20:59] <Sugar> Where oh where is my sweet wizard

[20:59] * JasmineSomebody walks back to team, looking down

[20:59] <+Sky|> He can be trusted, and is a bit heartbroken over your "elimination".

[21:00] <+Leonard> Hey, er, Rodney. May I talk to you?

[21:00] <+Sky|> Anyways, Samey, we should get back.

[21:00] * sAMeY sighs and nods.

[21:00] <@ChrisMcLean_>.

[21:00] * Rodney| stretches

[21:00] <+Sky|> Your secret's safe with me!

[21:00] <+Rodney|> Yeah, sure!

[21:00] <+Rodney|> @Leonard

[21:00] * Sugar continues eating poison apple

[21:00] <+sAMeY> Thanks, Sky!

[21:00] <JasmineSomebody> CONF: What happened? Shawn tried to get away from me... did I say something?

[21:00] <+Leonard> How would you express your feelings for a girl?

[21:00] <+Sky|> No problem, Amy ;)

[21:00] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Man, I can't believe Samey is gone...

[21:00] <+sAMeY> Just got to be the queen of mean...okay..no pressure.

[21:00] <JasmineSomebody> Hello, team!

[21:00] <+Rodney|> Now, that's a toughie, Leonard. I mean, I'm not the most expressive guy.

[21:00] <JasmineSomebody> I caught apples in the woods.

[21:00] == Shawn1 changed the topic of #TDPIRP to: [Kinosewak: Beardo, Leonard, Rodney, SAMeY, Sky, Jasmine | Maskwak: Shawn, Dave, Scarlett, Max, Ella, Sugar]

[21:00] <+Leonard> Something so daring and bold it's sure to sweep them off their fat feet

[21:00] <+sAMeY> I should walk away. Amy wouldn't talk to you.

[18:01] <+Rodney|> But basically I try to recite what I've been reading in romance novels.

[18:01] <JasmineSomebody> They are not poisoned.

[18:01] <+Rodney|> And the stuff my dad tells me.

[18:01] * sAMeY walks over to Leonard and Rodney.

[18:01] <+Rodney|> I mean, my mom has been gone, and so my dad has been kinda just alone and by himself.

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[18:01] <+Rodney|> ...Hi, Amy...

[18:01] <+Sky|> Uh...

[18:01] <+Sky|> leonard!

[18:01] <+sAMeY> (CONF): Aww, I feel so bad for Rodney...

[18:01] * Sugar begins developing a rash

[18:01] <+Sky|> Do you want to help me pick some berries?

[18:01] <+Leonard> What do you want Warrior Maiden?

[18:02] <+Sky|> I could use your magic!

[18:02] <+sAMeY> Ugh, it's Sky.

[18:02] <+Leonard> Uh, sure I guess...

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[18:02] <JasmineSomebody> Are you feeling better now,

[18:02] <+sAMeY> Can you leave, or do I have to hit you on the way out?

[18:02] <+Sky|> *walks away from Samey and Rodney with Leonard*

[18:02] <JasmineSomebody> Sky?

[18:02] <+Rodney|> Hey, I could come with, Sky!

[18:02] * Sky| winks at Samey

[18:02] <+Rodney|> ... Never mind.

[18:02] <+sAMeY> No!

[18:02] * Sugar notices Leonard

[18:02] <+Sky|> Oh, hey Jasmine.

[18:02] * sAMeY takes Rodney by the arm and walks around, making sure no one's around.

[18:02] <+Rodney|> Huh? @Samey

[18:02] <+Rodney|> *Amy

[18:02] <+Rodney|> Wait, what are you...

[18:02] <ChrisMcLean> (...i didn't think this through @no OP)

[18:02] * Leonard sniffs a berry as he wanders away from Sky and the others

[18:02] <Sugar> Too hop! Wizard!

[18:03] <JasmineSomebody> Have you seen Sam- I mean Amy? @Sky

[18:03] <+Shawn1> (ignore it)

[18:03] <+sAMeY> I need to tell you something about myself, Rodney.

[18:03] <Sugar> *Yoo hoo

[18:03] <+Sky|> You mean Samey. I know she lied at the elimination ceremony. :P

[18:03] <+Rodney|> Uh... Sure.

[18:03] <ChrisMcLean> *airhorn noise*

[18:03] <+Leonard> Was that the majestic sound of a horse neighing I heard? Is my sugar plum calling out my name?

[18:03] <ChrisMcLean> TIME FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE.

[18:03] <ChrisMcLean> Man.

[18:03] <+Rodney|> (dammit Chris Samey was about to tell me she's Samey)

[18:03] <JasmineSomebody>.

[18:03] <ChrisMcLean> It would SUCK if you had to tell someone something.

[18:03] +Sky|> And, she's with Rodney. I think the four of us who know about Samey's secret should stick together.

[18:03] <ChrisMcLean> XD

[18:03] <+Sky|> (Chris two more minutes)

[18:03] * Leonard eats berry and his eyes dialate

[18:04] * Sugar singles at Leonard with missing tooth and new rash

[18:04] <+sAMeY> Well, Rodney. I'm...not Amy...

[18:04] <ChrisMcLean> (do it during the challenge)

[18:04] <JasmineSomebody> Oh. @Sky

[18:04] <+Rodney|> Aw, Amy, look, we have to go to the cha-- WHAAAAAT?!

[18:04] <JasmineSomebody> Did she tell everyone else? @Sky

[18:04] <ChrisMcLean> --CHALLENGE--

[18:04] * sAMeY grabs the blueberry and smushes it.

[18:04] <ChrisMcLean> Welcome to today's challenge!

[18:04] <+Sky|> No, Beardo and Leonard don't know.

[18:04] <+Leonard> (CONF):I can taste colors...

[18:04] <+Shawn1> Oh, a challenge, huh?

[18:04] <JasmineSomebody> Oh...

[18:04] <ChrisMcLean> You guys will all get a chance to be heroes

[18:04] <JasmineSomebody> Alright, let's go. We have a challenge to win!

[18:04] <+Shawn1> Chris, you'd better take this.

[18:04] <+sAMeY> (CONF): I feel so much better now that I told Rodney!

[18:04] <+odney|> (CONF): Wait, what is she even saying? Man, I'll be thinking about this the entire challenge...

[18:04] * Shawn1 hands Chris flyer

[18:04] <ChrisMcLean> Because today, we're playing a life-sized game of chess.

[18:04] <+Shawn1> There's a zombie on the loose.

[18:04] <+Shawn1> One would assume.

[18:05] * Dave--- arrives

[18:05] <+Sky|> That's the spirit!

[18:05] <ChrisMcLean> Except you don't move like the pieces do.

[18:05] * JasmineSomebody walks up to Samey

[18:05] <+Shawn1> I would, certainly.

[18:05] <ChrisMcLean> So....

[18:05] <JasmineSomebody> Hey, mate!

[18:05] <ChrisMcLean> not really chess at all. XD

[18:05] <+sAMeY> Ew, chess.

[18:05] <+sAMeY> Only losers like..

[18:05] <+Shawn1> So, chess, but not chess?

[18:05] <ChrisMcLean> Each team will have one member represent each piece

[18:05] <+Shawn1> LIKE FOOTBALL!

[18:05] <ChrisMcLean> Rooks, with their mighty swor

[18:05] <JasmineSomebody> *whispering to Samey* So, Sky and Rodney know about your "secret"?

[18:05] <ChrisMcLean> Bishops, weilding staffs.

[18:05] <ChrisMcLean> Knights, on top of elegant horses.

[18:05] * sAMeY looks around and nods to Jasmine.

[18:05] <ChrisMcLean> Queens, delegating the whole battlefield.

[18:05] <+sAMeY> I call Queen!

[18:05] <ChrisMcLean> aaaaaaaaand Pawns, who basically do nothing and are uselss.

[18:06] <ChrisMcLean> Max, I think I found your role.

[18:06] <ChrisMcLean> XD

[18:06] <+Dave---> why not kings?

[18:06] <+Ella12> Chess? Now that's quite an old-fashioned sport.

[18:06] <ChrisMcLean> And finally, Kings.

[18:06] <+_scarlett> Chess?

[18:06] <+sAMeY> Samey would be a pawn, that loser.

[18:06] <+Sky|> (Stop @ XD)

[18:06] <+Leonard> *slurred* *to Chris* Hello there horseface, do you know where the rare dungeon loot is?

[18:06] <+Ella12> I've never learned to play it, but I know how important it is!

[18:06] <+sAMeY> Losermy!

[18:06] <+_scarlett> It's like all of the challenges lately are chosen specifically to cater to my talents.

[18:06] <ChrisMcLean> The whole game's objective

[18:06] <ChrisMcLean> si to protect your king

[18:06] <+Ella12> In every showdown ever between the mighty prince and the evil mastermind, they always play chess!

[18:06] <+Shawn1> Oh, that Samey chick got out? I never interacted with her, but she seemed like a real piece of wor

[18:06] <ChrisMcLean> the first team to get the other team's king to their sde of the board wins Immunity!

[18:06] <+_scarlett> I'm not a chess master, but I can always hold my own.

[18:06] <+Shawn1> I kinda hated her... I don't know why, though.[18:06] <+Shawn1> Gut instinct, I guess.

[18:06] <ChrisMcLean> While the team that loses will send another person boom boom.

[18:06] <ChrisMcLean> Alright.

[18:06] <+sAMeY> Oh..

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[18:06] <+Ella12> It's the classic battle of wits, and whoever wins gets to, on the other person, score some hits! ?

[18:06] <ChrisMcLean> Pick who will do what.

[18:06] * sAMeY sighs..

[18:06] <+Beardo|> (back)

[18:07] <+Rodney|> Uh, I guess I could potentially be a knight? I've had some pretty good experience with horses.

[18:07] <ChrisMcLean> -Kinosewak-

[18:07] <+Shawn1> Okay, I can be Rook.

[18:07] <+Ella12> As in, physically hitting someone.

[18:07] <+Sky|> I think Sa- Amy should be the Queen. I can be the Knight.

[18:07] <+Rodney|> *flashback is shown of Rodney jumping onto a horse at his farm and said horse bucking and making him fly off*

[18:07] <+sAMeY> I'm definately the queen!

[21:07] <+Leonard> How much of this staff do you think I can eat guys? Hey, guys? Guys? Look what I can do! *tries to do a handstand*

[21:07] <+Sky|> Or Rodney works.

[21:07] <+Sky|> I can be the bishop?

[21:07] <+sAMeY> Where's Losermy so she could be the pawn?

[21:07] <+Sky|> Or...

[21:07] <+Ella12> (can maskwak talk)

[21:07] <+Beardo|> (What are we doing)

[21:07] <+Leonard> I got the, er, stick thingy guys so like, I could totally do this *hic* bishop thing

[21:07] <+Sky|> Leonard already has a staff, he can be our bishop.

[21:07] <+Shawn1> (picking roles, Kinosewak only atm)

[21:07] <+sAMeY> I think Rodney should be my knight!

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[21:07] <+Rodney|> Wait... What should I be?

[21:08] <+Rodney|> The knight?

[21:08] <+Rodney|> Oh. Heh, thanks.

[21:08] <+Sky|> I'm the rook, Rodney is the knight, Amy is the queen, Leonard is the bishop.

[21:08] <+Sky|> We need a pawn!

[21:08] <+sAMeY> Um.

[21:08] <+Sky|> Any volunteers..?

[21:08] <JasmineSomebody> ...I am the pawn?

[21:08] <+Leonard> Whatever you want to be Mr.Treebeard

[21:08] <+Sky|> Okay, Jasmine is the pawn.

[21:08] <JasmineSomebody> Meh, whatever.

[21:08] <+Sky|> Which leaves...

[21:08] <+sAMeY> (CONF): Am I coming off too strong? Ugh...

[21:09] <+Sky|> Beardo as the king!

[21:09] <+sAMeY> Ew.

[21:09] <ChrisMcLean> -Maskwak-

[21:09] * sAMeY cringes

[21:09] <+Shawn1> Okay, I can be Rook.

[21:09] <+Leonard> The talking sandwhich has a point she should be the *hic* rook

[21:09] * Beardo| makes fanfare sounds @Samey

[21:09] <+_scarlett> I'm the queen.

[21:09] <+Shawn1> I know my fair share of swordplay.

[21:09] * Beardo| makes sad violin music @Amy

[21:09] <JasmineSomebody>.

[21:09] <+Ella12> Ooh!

[21:09] <+_scarlett> I can use my intellect the best with the open options that the Queen provides.

[21:09] <+Shawn1> *clip shown of Shawn playing with machete dressed as Uma Thurman from Kill Bill*

[21:09] <+Sky|> (Maskwak only)

[21:09] <+Ella12> I think...hm.

[21:09] <+Shawn1> Okay, so Scarlett as Queen.

[21:09] <+Shawn1> Ella, you can be Knight.

[21:10] <+Shawn1> You'll be good with the horse

[21:10] <+_scarlett> Shawn, you're the most hyper one here. No offense.

[21:10] <+Leonard> (CONF):The fairies whisper sweet nothings to me *looks at hands intently*

[21:10] <+Shawn1> I'm Rook, man/

[21:10] <+_scarlett> You would work best as a rook.

[21:10] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[21:10] <+Shawn1> Max can be King, since he's leader

[21:10] <+Ella12> Max should be our rook.

[21:10] <+Ella12> Because he looks like one!

[21:10] <+Shawn1> No, our leader couldn't be suggested to such... dishonor.

[21:10] <+Shawn1> I'll be the Rook.

[21:10] <+Dave---> wait what about me?

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[21:10] <+Shawn1> Dave... seems like a pawn, to me.

[21:11] <+Shawn1> Sugar can be Bishop, since she works on a farm.

[21:11] <+Shawn1> okay

[21:11] * Sugar2 Sugar suddenly arrives waving arms with big news

[21:11] <+Dave---> you always want to give me the low blow, do you?

[21:11] <Sugar2> EVERYONE

[21:11] <+Ella12> Bishops have to do with farms?

[21:11] <Sugar2> I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

[21:11] <+Ella12> I don't remember that.

[21:11] <+Shawn1> so Scarlett- Queen, Sugar- Bishop, Shawn- Rook, Max- King, Dave- Pawn, Ella- Knight

[21:11] <+Ella12> What is it, Sugar?

[21:11] <+Shawn1> What's up, Sugar-Bishop?

[21:11] <Sugar2> I don't know if anyone knows this but apparently...

[21:11] <Sugar2> this island...

[21:11] <Sugar2> has...

[21:11] <Sugar2> poisonous plants on it!

[21:12] <+Shawn1> Okay.

[21:12] <+Shawn1> Moving on!

[21:12] <+_scarlett> (CONF): Placing Max in the king position is an intelligent move because it helps boost his ego. The title of "king" should give him some sort of deluded self-entitlement. When, in all actuality, the king is close to useless.

[21:12] <Sugar2> Apparently the apples I've been eating were poison!

[21:12] <+Shawn1> (CONF): Poison plants? Light work. I'm way more terrified of zombies.

[21:12] <Sugar2> Which caused my amneisa!

[21:12] <+Ella12> Poison?

[21:12] <Sugar2> And my lost tooth!

[21:12] <Sugar2> And my rash!

[21:12] <+Ella12> That's always a bad motif in fairy tales. I'm worried for you, Sugar!

[21:12] <+Dave---> (CONF:) I want to hate Shawn, but pawns have less moves, therefore less responsibility. If anyone else screws up, I'll be safe.

[21:12] <+Shawn1> Okay, Chris, we're all ready!

[21:12] <Sugar2> And my bad gas!

[21:12] <+Ella12> But we'll do our best to help you.

[21:13] <ChrisMcLean> --ALL--

[21:13] <Sugar2> So I was in the infirmary getting my stomach pumped for the past few minutes.

[21:13] <ChrisMcLean> AlrightQ

[21:13] <ChrisMcLean> Each tgeam has their roles!

[21:13] <ChrisMcLean> Max and Beardo are the kings

[21:13] <ChrisMcLean> Amy and Scarlett the queens

[21:13] <+sAMeY> Duh!

[21:13] <ChrisMcLean> Shawn and Sky the rooks

[21:13] <ChrisMcLean> Sugar and Leonard the bishops

[21:13] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[21:13] <ChrisMcLean> Rodney and Ella the knights....

[21:13] <Sugar2> WAIT!

[21:14] <+Leonard> Is that bush talking to anyone else?

[21:14] <ChrisMcLean> aaaaaaaaaaaaand Jasmine and Dave, the pawns.

[21:14] <ChrisMcLean> XD

[21:14] <Sugar2> Other team whose name is hard to pronouce!

[21:14] <+Shawn1> Whoa, dude, you hear that too? @Leonard

[21:14] <+_scarlett> (CONF): As the queen, I can utilize my intelligence to produce more...cerebral moves than anyone else could.

[21:14] <Sugar2> I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS TO SHARE!

[21:14] <+Shawn1> You think it's... a zombie?

[21:14] <+Dave---> (CONF:) Dang, I just realized I got paired against Jasmine again. (drops head) This is demonic...

[21:14] <JasmineSomebody> CONF: I don't know why I'm the pawn. I feel offended.

[21:14] <Sugar2> Apparently...the island...

[21:14] <Sugar2> has poisonous plants on it!

[21:14] <+sAMeY> (CONF): Amy would want to be queen, which she isn't. A queen is someone who's actually nice.

[21:14] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Yeah, me being the knight is totally... like, symbolism and stuff! Yeah! I'm gonna be picking up my horse and riding on Samey with it! ...wait, that's not how it goes...

[21:15] <Sugar2> I thought I should warn you so something like your whole team getting posioned doesn't happen or something.

[21:15] <+_scarlett> (CONF): If anyone else got the queen -- especially someone...erm, less intelligent, like Ella or Shawn -- we'd be done for and I'd already be casting my vote to eliminate.

[21:15] <+Sky|> We need a strategy!

[21:15] <ChrisMcLean> Alright teams!

[21:15] <Sugar2> You're welcome ;)

[21:15] <ChrisMcLean> Ready......

[21:15] <+Shawn1> Okay, guys.

[21:15] <ChrisMcLean> GO!

[21:15] <+Shawn1> Max, I'll be your personal bodyguard.

[21:15] <+Shawn1> I won't leave your side.

[21:15] * sAMeY sits on her throne.

[21:15] <+Shawn1> I'll show the enemy zombies no mercy.

[21:15] <+Leonard> Tell me your secrets Pie King *eats dirt*

[21:15] <+Rodney|> Okay, guys, you tell me what to do...

[21:15] <+Shawn1> The bad guys in chess are zombies, right?

[21:16] <JasmineSomebody> Sa- Amy, do not screw things up. You have the most power there.

[21:16] <+sAMeY> Well, of course!

[21:16] * Sky| waves around sword

[21:16] <JasmineSomebody> a

[21:16] <Sugar2> (CONF): Oh my god, Leonard apparently is a bishop, we're evil opposites D: Chris is so trying to ruin my relationship! He's just jealous I'm prettier.

[21:16] <+Sky|> This is really heavy...

[21:16] <+Ella12> You could think of it like that, Shawn.

[21:16] <+sAMeY> I'm not a peasant like all of you!

[21:16] <+Shawn1> ALRIGHT!

[21:16] * Shawn1 high fives Ella

[21:16] <+sAMeY> But, what do I do?

[21:16] <Sugar2> So what's the plan?

[21:16] <+Leonard> What are we doing Mr.Dragon? *talks with hand* I dunno Cool Wizard Dude! :o

[21:16] <+_scarlett> Shawn, why don't you be our...leader...for this? ^___^

[21:16] <+Shawn1> (CONF): Ella's a good friend. I like her songs, too.

[21:16] * _scarlett twitches and forces a smile

[21:16] <+Shawn1> Um... but Max is the King.

[21:17] <+Shawn1> HE should lead.

[21:17] <Sugar2> What's a bishop by the way?

[21:17] <+sAMeY> ....Are you all deaf?

[21:17] <+_scarlett> (CONF): The last thing I want to do is place our chances of winning in someone else's hands. But, I need to gain trust with the others in order to move forward as a cohesive group with them. I don't want to be left behind.

[21:17] <+Shawn1> (CONF): I need to stay in with Max... I'm stopping his evil zombie plan from the inside.

[21:17] <+sAMeY> I said, what do I do!

[21:17] <Sugar2> Is it like a shop cause it's got the word shop in it.

[21:17] * Max_The_Evil jerks awake

[21:17] <+Max_The_Evil> WHERE AM I?

[21:17] <+sAMeY> (CONF): I'm getting way to into this role..

[21:17] * JasmineSomebody stands with arms folded.

[21:17] <+Ella12> The king in chess is the most important piece.

[21:17] <+Shawn1> Max

[21:17] <+Rodney|> Yeah, I have to stand with Amy or whoever here

[21:17] <+Rodney|> I'm totally lost, guys.

[21:17] <+Shawn1> Tell us what to do.

[21:17] <+Shawn1> Big chess.

[21:17] <+Ella12> It holds the backbone of the rest of the pieces! That's about all I know, sadly.

[21:18] <+sAMeY> I'm confused, ew. Only Sparemy is confused.

[21:18] <+Shawn1> I'm bodyguarding Max.

[21:18] <+Shawn1> THe rest of you... go get 'em, boys.

[21:18] <+Ella12> The good prince's king represents him.

[21:18] <Sugar2> (CONF): It's obvious to me that Scarlett has fallen in love with Shawn and is trying to woo him, even though Shawn loves Amy. It's like one of my mama's soaps on the tv box.

[21:18] <Sugar2> LET'S GET 'EM!

[21:18] <JasmineSomebody>.

[21:18] <+Shawn1> Don't worry Max... no zombies are eating your brain.

[21:18] * Shawn1 stands guard

[21:18] * Leonard licks stick

[21:18] * Rodney| shuffles around awkwardly

[21:19] <+Max_The_Evil> what is happening?

[21:19] * Sugar2 charges wildly and knocks over Jasmine pawn

[21:19] <+Max_The_Evil> I DEMAND ANSWERS!

[21:19] <+Dave---> Don't expect much. Shawn did saddle me as pawn

[21:19] <+sAMeY> So..

[21:19] <Sugar2> Did I win?

[21:19] <+Leonard> I'll protect you Black Tumbleweed we shall stand strong...

[21:19] <+Shawn1> Max, we're playing giant chess and you're the king.

[21:19] <+Shawn1> We need to capture their king.

[21:19] * Sugar2 Sugar begins charging again and knocks over Beardo

[21:19] * Ella12 's horse Vulcan Neck Pinches Rodney

[21:19] <+Dave---> (CONF:) Is this a metaphor? Because if it is, I don't want to know who's using me...

[21:19] <Sugar2> How about now?

[21:19] <+Rodney|> OW!

[21:19] <+Shawn1> THE BATTLE BEGINS!

[21:19] <+Leonard> The centaurs are coming guild!

[21:19] <+Rodney|> Man, that hurt!

[21:19] <+Ella12> I don't even know how it learned that...

[21:19] <+Shawn1> STAY BEHIND ME, KING MAX!

[21:19] <+sAMeY> Oh my god, Leonard! Did you ever play on the Enchanted Forest board? I MEAN! DO SOMETHING!

[21:19] * Rodney| is twitching awkwardly and clutching his neck

[21:19] * Shawn1 charges into battle

[21:20] * Beardo| stands there like the king does

[21:20] * Beardo| shrug

[21:20] * Rodney| charges at Shawn

[21:20] * Sugar2 Sugar charges and knocks over Sky

[21:20] <+Rodney|> For Samey--- or Amy! Or whoever!

[21:20] * Sky| falls

[21:20] <+Sky|> Ow!

[21:20] <+Ella12> Well, he's obviously not doing a good job. You're supposed to be unconscious...this is quite odd...♫

[21:20] * Shawn1 hits Rodney over the head with sword

[21:20] <Sugar2> I AM SUGAR HERE ME ROAR!

[21:20] * Leonard shoves staff on ground forcefully GET AWAY DUDES YOU CAN'T LIKE, GO THROUGH HERE

[21:20] <+Shawn1> Sorry, dude!

[21:20] * Rodney| falls onto Shawn

[21:20] <+Sky|> What was that for?

[21:20] <+Shawn1> OW!

[21:20] <+sAMeY> Attack Sugar!

[21:20] * Sky| hits Sugar with sword

[21:20] <+Sky|> Sorry!

[21:20] * Shawn1 is stuck under Rodney

[21:20] <+Rodney|> Sorry, guy!

[21:20] <+Shawn1> Guys!

[21:20] * Sugar2 Sugar waves arms and lifts Sky into the air

[21:20] <+Shawn1> I'm stuck!

[21:20] <+Shawn1> He's too heavy!

[21:20] * Rodney| stretches

[21:20] <+sAMeY> Get the pawn!

[21:20] <+Sky|> PUT ME DOWN!

[21:20] <+_scarlett> (CONF): And then, everyone started moving without me giving any sort of advice. I should've moved first, as it would've produced an 84% more successful result.

[21:20] <Sugar2> RAWR!

[21:20] * Leonard kicks SHawn while he downs

[21:20] <+sAMeY> Davirrelevant!

[21:20] * JasmineSomebody stands doing nothing

[21:20] <+Shawn1> OW!

[21:20] <JasmineSomebody> I hate being a pawn

[21:20] * Sugar2 throws Sky at Rodney

[21:20] <+sAMeY> Is that his name? Or is it just Dave..

[21:20] <+Leonard> We have captured their princess!

[21:20] <+Shawn1> Leonard... come on!

[21:21] <+Rodney|> Ow! Hey, she's on my team!

[21:21] * Dave--- gets unnerved by Jasmine's mere presence

[21:21] * _scarlett knocks into Sky

[21:21] <+sAMeY> Jasmine, attack Ella ro something!

[21:21] * Beardo| moves one space forward

[21:21] * Shawn1 crawls out from under Rodney

[21:21] <Sugar2> Quick everyone attack Samey!

[21:21] * Beardo| moves one space back

[21:21] <+Shawn1> DAVE!

[21:21] * Rodney| helps Sky up

[21:21] <+Shawn1> I'LL SAVE YOU, LITTLE BUDDY!

[21:21] * Shawn1 runs over to defend Dave

[21:21] * Sugar2 charges for Samey

[21:21] <+Rodney|> (CONF): I hope Samey didn't see my kindly gesture towards Sky

[21:21] <+Leonard> Munchiarmus, man.

[21:21] * _scarlett charges at Sky again

[21:21] * Dave--- notes Shawn

[21:21] <+Dave---> Oh.

[21:21] * Sugar2 ...but stops at seeing Leonard

[21:21] <+sAMeY> Guys, get Sugar!

[21:21] <+Shawn1> Oh wait... where'd Max go?

[21:22] <Sugar2> Leonard...poor sweet Leonard.

[21:22] <+Leonard> Hey, sexy centaur lady

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[21:22] <+Shawn1> Come on, Dave! We've gotta defend Max!

[21:22] <+Dave---> Shawn?

[21:22] <+Leonard> How about I ride and mount you like my trusty steed

[21:22] == Sky__ has changed nick to Sky2

[21:22] <+Ella12> Well, I've done my part of the challenge...does anyone need help?

[21:22] <+Max_The_Evil> I am still confused.

[21:22] * Shawn1 runs off to Max

[21:22] == Sky2 has changed nick to Sky___

[21:22] <+Max_The_Evil> What is HAPPENING?!

[21:22] <+Max_The_Evil> Mommy?!

[21:22] <Sugar2> I ...can't hurt you...but if I don't...I'll lose for my team

[21:22] * Dave--- enters the fraw

[21:22] <+sAMeY> Hey Sugar!

[21:22] <JasmineSomebody> I have no idea!

[21:22] <+Dave---> *fray

[21:22] * Leonard climbs on top of Sugar's shoulders

[21:22] <+sAMeY> You and Leonard can go on a date if you leave me alone!

[21:22] <+Leonard> Go faster! Weeee!

[21:22] <Sugar2> Wait?

[21:22] <+Shawn1> Max, get on my shoulders!

[21:22] * Max_The_Evil cowers behind Shawn

[21:22] * Sky___ moves diagonally

[21:22] <+Shawn1> We'll create one... giant... super person!

[21:23] * Ella12 's horse runs into Jasmine but can't knock her over

[21:23] * Max_The_Evil gets on Shawn's shoulders

[21:23] * Rodney| perks up after hearing the word "date"

[21:23] <Sky___> wait, Jasmine!

[21:23] <+Max_The_Evil> This BETTER WORK!

[21:23] <+Rodney|> Whoa, did I just hear--

[21:23] <Sugar2> You'll help me defeat Samey? Oh Leonard ;D

[21:23] <JasmineSomebody> What?

[21:23] <+Leonard> Ride my trusty steed! *shouts and claps happily*

[21:23] <+sAMeY> ...What?

[21:23] <+_scarlett> (CONF): There was a bit of malicious intent on knocking Sky down multiple times. First, she's already ill, so she's being kicked while she's literally down. Second, she's extremely athletic, and by that logic, a major threat to defeat me. I'm not extremely brawn-oriented, so if I can injure Sky, I'd be much better off.

[21:23] * Sugar2 charges at Samey and picks her up!

[21:23] <Sky___> We need to capture the king... who is it again?

[21:23] * _scarlett starts moving towards Sky

[21:23] <+sAMeY> AHH!

[21:23] <Sugar2> I have her!

[21:23] <+Dave---> Shawn? How do we knock down Jasmine?

[21:23] <+sAMeY> HELP!

[21:23] * JasmineSomebody looks at Max

[21:23] <+Shawn1> Oh, uh... Jasmine?

[21:23] <+Shawn1> Um...

[21:23] <+Leonard> The goblin is the king Cloud girl

[21:23] <+Shawn1> I say we... don't knock down Jasmine.

[21:23] <Sky___> Max? That shouldn't be too hard.

[21:23] * Sugar2 runs off with Samey to the other side of the board

[21:23] <JasmineSomebody> I'll get him

[21:23] <+sAMeY> NO!

[21:23] <+Dave---> Not this time!

[21:23] <+Shawn1> You guys... go... I'll handle Jasmine.

[21:23] <Sky___> Uh, okay.

[21:23] * Leonard vomits on Sugar

[21:23] * Dave--- runs in front of Max

[21:23] * Shawn1 walks up to Jasmine

[21:24] <+Shawn1> Hey, Jasmine.

[21:24] * Sugar2 tastes vomit

[21:24] * sAMeY falls as Sugar walks.

[21:24] <+Leonard> oh man those berries are coming up hard, man

[21:24] <JasmineSomebody> Hey, Shawn!

[21:24] <+sAMeY> Um...what now?

[21:24] * Sky___ runs towards Max

[21:24] <+Shawn1> I'm... uh... real sorry about this...

[21:24] * Sky___ slips on vomit

[21:24] <+_scarlett> Max! Look out!

[21:24] <+Rodney|> Easy, man! @Leonard

[21:24] * JasmineSomebody smiles at Shawn

[21:24] * Shawn1 tackles Jasmine

[21:24] * _scarlett crashes into Sky

[21:24] <+Rodney|> Don't vomit!

[21:24] * Beardo| moves one space right

[21:24] <+Shawn1> NOTHING PERSONAL

[21:24] <+Rodney|> I mean, I know the Heimlich if worse comes to worst

[21:24] * Beardo| moves one space left

[21:24] * sAMeY sees the vomit and ends up vomiting herself.

[21:24] <JasmineSomebody> What?

[21:24] * Shawn1 lays on top of Jasmine

[21:24] * Sugar2 falls ontop of Smaey, crushing her under her weight

[21:24] <+Ella12> ???

[21:24] <+Shawn1> GUYS GO!

[21:24] <+Shawn1> GET BEARDO

[21:24] * JasmineSomebody falls

[21:24] * Sugar2 is covered in vomit

[21:24] * Beardo| moves back

[21:24] * sAMeY flails her arms.

[21:24] * _scarlett attempts to hold Sky down

[21:24] <+Shawn1> I'm holding Jasmine off!

[21:24] * Beardo| moves back

[21:24] == Sky| [18babb96@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.186.187.150] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]

[21:24] * Beardo| moves left

[21:24] <+sAMeY> GAHHH!

[21:24] * Sky___ stands up and slips on vomit

[21:24] <+Ella12> I can't see anything through all of this mess / I'll try to help my team, I gueeess ♪♪♪

[21:24] <JasmineSomebody> ...

[21:24] <Sky___> Oh come on!

[21:24] * Beardo| moves forward

[21:24] <JasmineSomebody> What?

[21:24] <+Leonard> I'I gotta go centaur lady I'll see you in a few

[21:24] * Dave--- runs and crashes into Beardo

[21:24] * Beardo| gives up and just runs away

[21:24] <Sugar2> Mmm...smells like mama's chowder surpirse!

[21:24] * Sky___ runs towards Max

[21:24] * sAMeY wiggles out and runs to Rodney.

[21:24] * Ella12 runs with the horse

[21:25] <+_scarlett> (CONF): The vomit was absolutely gross. Sometimes, you've got to make sacrifices.

[21:25] * Sky___ grabs Max by his head

[21:25] * _scarlett crashes into Sky again

[21:25] <Sky___> Why are you so light?

[21:25] <+Shawn1> So, uh... still have that closeminded opinion on zombies, Jasmine?

[21:25] <Sugar2> Not so fast Samey!

[21:25] * Leonard strokes Beardo's hair

[21:25] <+Shawn1> Heh heh/

[21:25] * Ella12 runs into Sky with the horse

[21:25] <+Dave---> (CONF:) This game makes no sense!

[21:25] * Sky___ falls

[21:25] <+Leonard> you are magic

[21:25] <+sAMeY> Rodney, help!

[21:25] * Beardo| jumps into the lake to escape

[21:25] * Rodney| throws himself at the other team but fails and lands in a crumpled heap on the ground

[21:25] <+_scarlett> (Sky Fall)

[21:25] <+Rodney|> Huh?

[21:25] <+Rodney|> Samey?!

[21:25] <+sAMeY> Wait, give me a weapon!

[21:25] * Sugar2 charges at Samey again!

[21:25] * Max_The_Evil slaps Shy

[21:25] <+Rodney|> What's going on?!

[21:25] <+Ella12> Sky feeeeell

[21:25] <+Max_The_Evil> Sky*

[21:25] * Max_The_Evil runs away from Sky

[21:25] <+sAMeY> Sugar's coming for me!

[21:25] * _scarlett attempts to pin Sky down

[21:25] <+Rodney|> Oh, man!

[21:25] * Ella12 's horse riverdances on top of Sky

[21:25] <+sAMeY> Samey?! Ew, it's Amy!

[21:25] <+_scarlett> Run, Max!

[21:25] <Sky___> Ugh, get off me!

[21:25] * Rodney| body-slams Sugar

[21:25] * Sugar2 picks up Samey and runs off again

[21:25] * JasmineSomebody stomps away from board

[21:25] <+sAMeY> Get it right!

[21:25] <+Max_The_Evil> Stay away from eVIL!

[21:25] * Sky___ pushes Scarlett off

[21:25] <+Shawn1> Wait...

[21:25] * Sky___ runs after Max

[21:25] * Max_The_Evil waddles as fast as he can

[21:25] <+Shawn1> JASMINE!

[21:25] * Sky___ trips on vomit

[21:25] <Sky___> REALLY?

[21:25] * Shawn1 runs after Jasmine

[21:25] * Max_The_Evil runs

[21:25] <+Rodney|> Amy! Oops! Sorry, I mean, I was just caught up with everything and I just...

[21:25] * _scarlett runs after Sky but slips on vomit

[21:25] * Sugar2 brings Smaey to other end of the board.

[21:25] * Ella12 's horse is still riverdancing

[21:25] <JasmineSomebody> CONF: What's wrong with Shawn?

[21:25] <+Rodney|> (CONF): Dang it!

[21:25] * sAMeY hits Sugar and tries to get away.

[21:26] <+Ella12> I'm personally just having fun right here.

[21:26] <+sAMeY> No!

[21:26] * Ella12 hums

[21:26] <+Shawn1> Jasmine... I'm sorry, I just... we were playing giant chess.

[21:26] * Beardo| climbs a tree to try to escape

[21:26] * Sugar2 throws Samey into mud off the board

[21:26] <+Shawn1> I got kinda into it.

[21:26] <+Shawn1> You know?

[21:26] <+_scarlett> (CONF): Whoever keeps vomiting? Needs to leave...immediately.

[21:26] * Beardo| makes action movie chase music

[21:26] <Sugar2> I AM SUGAR HERE ME ROAR!

[21:26] <Sky___> Jasmine, I know you like Shawn and everything, but we have got to win this challenge!

[21:26] <Sugar2> RAWR!

[21:26] * Dave--- stands in front of Max to defend

[21:26] <Sugar2> RAWR!

[21:26] <+Shawn1> Wait, hold up!

[21:26] * Leonard runs to Beardo's rescue

[21:26] <+sAMeY> Ow!

[21:26] <Sugar2> RAWR!

[21:26] <+Shawn1> Sky!

[21:26] <+Shawn1> Jasmine likes me?

[21:26] * Sugar2 farts

[21:26] <Sky___> Jasmine, you're the only one... as big.... as Sugar and you're the only one who can stop her!

[21:26] <+Rodney|> Oh MAN!

[21:26] * _scarlett stands up

[21:26] * JasmineSomebody gets up

[21:26] <+Beardo|> *tree collapses from Beardo's weight and hits to Max

[21:26] * Rodney| holds nose

[21:26] <+Dave---> (CONF:) I need to do something.

[21:26] <Sugar2> ...That wasn't a roar

[21:26] * sAMeY runs over to Sky and slips in front of her.

[21:26] <+Leonard> I AM THE WIZ! KNEEL BEFORE ME! *swings at tree*

[21:26] <+Rodney|> Smells like the house when Dad decides to make chili

[21:26] * _scarlett puts her hand over Sky's mouth

[21:26] <+Rodney|> The horror :'(

[21:26] <JasmineSomebody> You are right, Sky!

[21:26] * Shawn1 runs at Sky

[21:26] <+_scarlett> Stop strategizing, you freak!

[21:26] <+Shawn1> SKY!

[21:26] <JasmineSomebody> My team comes in first place!

[21:27] <+Shawn1> Does Jasmine really likes me?

[21:27] <+sAMeY> Sky!

[21:27] * Sugar2 runs towards Max

[21:27] <+Shawn1> *like

[21:27] <Sky___> Uh...

[21:27] * Sugar2 defends Max

[21:27] <JasmineSomebody> But I don't like Shawn... ;\

[21:27] * Max_The_Evil cowers behind Sugar

[21:27] <Sky___> CONF: I feel horrible saying this, but...

[21:27] <+Max_The_Evil> your LARGENESS will save me!

[21:27] <Sky___> No, Shawn.

[21:27] * JasmineSomebody blushes

[21:27] <+Shawn1> ...

[21:27] <Sugar2> Anyone who wants the dwarf...GOES THROUGH ME!

[21:27] <Sky___> She hates you.

[21:27] <+Shawn1> Oh...

[21:27] * sAMeY grabs Sky, but trips on vomit while holding her.

[21:27] <Sky___> You should just, uh...

[21:27] * Shawn1 charges at Jasmine

[21:27] <JasmineSomebody> ...

[21:27] <+Shawn1> ARGHHHHHHH!

[21:27] <Sky___> stay over there.

[21:27] <Sky___> *points at corner*

[21:27] <+Max_The_Evil> ...dwarf? I AM NOT A DWARF!

[21:27] <+Max_The_Evil> I AM EVIL!

[21:27] * JasmineSomebody charges at Shawn

[21:27] <Sky___> So she can't see you.

[21:27] * Shawn1 collides with Jasmine

[21:27] <+sAMeY> Um, Sky? What's going on?

[21:27] * Leonard sings latin spells and twirls around

[21:27] <+Dave---> (I have no idea what is going on)

[21:27] <Sugar2> Don't worry I'll protect you.

[21:27] * Shawn1 brawls with Jasmine

[21:27] <Sugar2> (Me either)

[21:28] * JasmineSomebody falls.

[21:28] <+Ella12> Evilness and dwarfism are not mutually exclusive, Max!

[21:28] <JasmineSomebody> GET OFF!

[21:28] <+Dave---> Dave reaches Leonard and punches him in face

[21:28] <+Shawn1> YOU KNOW

[21:28] <+sAMeY> Why is Shawn going after Jasmine? Doesn't he like her, or something?

[21:28] <+_scarlett> She hates you and you should try and strike her down! That's a more productive option! @Shawn

[21:28] <Sugar2> (Like what's going on? How do we win?)

[21:28] <+Ella12> Just ask any hunchback from a fairy tale.

[21:28] <Sky___> CONF: that had a completely opposite effect. I didn't want Jasmine and Shawn to hate each other, just to ignore each other! Jasmine is losing her focus in these challenges!

[21:28] <+Shawn1> I WAS GOING TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR YOU

[21:28] * JasmineSomebody grabs Shawn and tosses him away.

[21:28] * Leonard strokes Max's luxurious hair.

[21:28] <+Ella12> They're always evil.

[21:28] <+Dave---> There we go!

[21:28] <+Shawn1> AHHHHHHhhhhhh

[21:28] <+Leonard> I must paint you goblin...

[21:28] * Beardo| makes action movie noises as he runs around the area and comes to Max from behind

[21:28] * Shawn1 goes flying into the woods

[21:28] <ChrisMcLean> (get Max/Beardo to your side to win)

[21:28] * Leonard picks up Max and struggles to carry him away

[21:28] * Sugar2 jumps Beardo

[21:28] <+Beardo|> ...

[21:28] * Max_The_Evil hobbles away from Leonard

[21:28] * Beardo| runs away

[21:28] * Max_The_Evil kicks Leonard's hat off

[21:28] * Sky___ runs towards Max

[21:28] * Beardo| runs back to his side of the board

[21:28] * Sky___ grabs Max

[21:28] <+Leonard> NOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

[21:28] <Sky___> Get over here!

[21:28] * Dave--- punches Leonard in face

[21:28] <JasmineSomebody> Come on, Beardo!

[21:28] * Shawn1 stumbles out of woods

[21:29] <+_scarlett> (CONF): I'm hoping that had the intended effect, and that now Shawn won't be conversing with the opposing team as much as he has. Hopefully this has also increased his competitive drive levels. Testosterone's one heck of a drug.

[21:29] * Leonard tackles Max

[21:29] * Sugar2 puts Max on shoulders

[21:29] * Max_The_Evil struggles against Sky

[21:29] <+Max_The_Evil> GET THEM OFF OF ME!

[21:29] <+Max_The_Evil> MINIONS!

[21:29] * Sky___ trips on vomit, along with Leonard and Max

[21:29] * Shawn1 goes to Beardo

[21:29] <Sugar2> Now you won't get to him!

[21:29] <+Max_The_Evil> HURRY!

[21:29] <+Rodney|> Why does this little guy keep getting flung around?!

[21:29] * Shawn1 picks up Beardo

[21:29] <+Shawn1> I'm taking this.

[21:29] * sAMeY grabs a weapon that's on the floor and charge at Shawn.

[21:29] * Rodney| jumps on top of Max

[21:29] * Shawn1 starts walking

[21:29] * Sugar2 takes Max to other end of the board

[21:29] * Beardo| makes slow motion sounds and jumps off

[21:29] <+Rodney|> Someone grab the guy!

[21:29] <+Rodney|> Oh.

[21:29] * sAMeY falls onto Shawn.

[21:29] * Leonard throws staff at Shawn

[21:29] * Beardo| runs away

[21:29] * Max_The_Evil is being carried by Sugar

[21:29] <+Shawn1> AHHH!

[21:29] <+Max_The_Evil> YES!

[21:29] <+Leonard> STAFF COME TO ME

[21:29] <+sAMeY> Run, Beardo! Run!

[21:29] * Ella12 's horse runs off

[21:29] <Sky___> Hey, Sugar!

[21:29] <Sugar2> Now no one can stop off!

[21:29] <Sky___> You're FAT!

[21:29] * Beardo| runs away

[21:29] * Ella12 's horse is now just like running around the board

[21:29] * _scarlett starts charging towards Sky

[21:29] <Sugar2> ...Yeah, so?

[21:30] <Sky___> *eyes widen*

[21:30] <+Shawn1> SUGAR!

[21:30] <+Shawn1> MAX IS ON OUR TEAM!

[21:30] * Sky___ runs away

[21:30] <+Shawn1> PUT HIM DOWN!

[21:30] <+_scarlett> (CONF): She always gets up RIGHT after I knock her down...It's like she doesn't even realize she's been knocked down!

[21:30] <+sAMeY> Shawn is lying, Sugar!

[21:30] * Leonard takes Max and inhales his hair

[21:30] * Sugar2 contiunes keeping max safe, putting him down in King spot

[21:30] <+Leonard> Tell me your secrets

[21:30] <+_scarlett> (CONF): I'm gonna get her this time. Just you wait, Miss Olympics.

[21:30] * Max_The_Evil is put down in the king spot.

[21:30] * JasmineSomebody jumps on Max, taking him down.

[21:30] * _scarlett runs after Sky

[21:30] <+Max_The_Evil> ARGH!

[21:30] <+Rodney|> (CONF): WHAT is even going on?!

[21:30] * JasmineSomebody sits on Max

[21:30] * Sugar2 grabs Max from Leonard and puts in King spot

[21:30] * sAMeY runs to Sky.

[21:30] <JasmineSomebody> You won't get nowhere.

[21:30] * Shawn1 is struggling to push Beardo to the other side of the board

[21:30] <+Max_The_Evil> GET YOUR LARGE HANDS OFF OF ME! @Jasmine

[21:30] <+sAMeY> Need help? I mean, ew.

[21:30] <Sugar2> HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME LEONARD D:

[21:30] <+Leonard> Centaur Lady I need to paint him

[21:30] <+Shawn1> SUGAR!

[21:30] * Beardo| falls back and crushes Shawn

[21:30] <+Shawn1> A LITTLE HELP?

[21:30] <+Leonard> He is a wonder

[21:30] <+Shawn1> AHHH

[21:30] <+sAMeY> What's up with this girls ugly glasses?

[21:31] <Sugar2> YOU HELPED ME BUT NOW YOU BETRAYED ME!

[21:31] * Shawn1 is crushed

[21:31] * Beardo| makes "wah wah wah" noise

[21:31] <+Leonard> So many rainbows, and I can taste all of them

[21:31] * Sugar2 throws Leonard far away

[21:31] <ChrisMcLean> Jasmine has Max!

[21:31] <Sugar2> We're through!

[21:31] * Leonard crashes into tree

[21:31] <ChrisMcLean> If she gets him to Kinosewak's side, they win!

[21:31] * Sugar2 tackles Jasmine

[21:31] * Max_The_Evil kicks Jasmine

[21:31] * Max_The_Evil kicks Jasmine

[21:31] <+Rodney|> Alright, I'll go get him!

[21:31] * Max_The_Evil kicks Jasmine

[21:31] * Max_The_Evil kicks Jasmine

[21:31] * Ella12 's horse charges into Leonard

[21:31] * Sugar2 swpies Max

[21:31] * Rodney| charges towards Jasmine/Max with sword

[21:31] <Sky___> Jasmine, go!

[21:31] * Shawn1 is under Beardo

[21:31] * Dave--- kicks Jasmine

[21:31] <+Leonard> Life is but a cruel mistress.

[21:31] <+_scarlett> No! Don't go!

[21:31] <JasmineSomebody> Ugh

[21:31] * Sky___ blocks Dave

[21:31] * Max_The_Evil scrambles away from Rodney

[21:31] <+Leonard> Ihave nothing more

[21:31] <Sky___> Oh, hey.

[21:31] <+Ella12> Aaaah!

[21:31] * _scarlett crashes into Sky and falls down

[21:31] <+Max_The_Evil> GET AWAY!

[21:31] * Dave--- staggers back

[21:31] <+Max_The_Evil> YOU BUFFOON!

[21:31] * Sugar2 grabs Max

[21:31] <+Ella12> We need to slay the giant in order to proceed!

[21:31] * Leonard charges head first at the enemy team

[21:31] * Sky___ pushes Scarlett off

[21:31] <+Dave---> No, Sky

[21:32] <+Max_The_Evil> LARGE BLONDE ONE

[21:32] <Sky___> Stop. Attacking. ME!

[21:32] <+Ella12> I'm not trying to offend, I simply want this challenge to end! ♪

[21:32] * _scarlett gets up

[21:32] <+Max_The_Evil> PUT ME BACK ON M SPOT!

[21:32] <+_scarlett> No.

[21:32] * Sky___ runs away and slips on vomit

[21:32] * JasmineSomebody kicks Dave back

[21:32] * Ella12 runs toward Jasmine in a princessy manner

[21:32] * Leonard smacks Shawn with his staff

[21:32] * Sugar2 begins taking Max back to spot.

[21:32] * sAMeY throws something at Max.

[21:32] * Dave--- pushes Sky down

[21:32] <+Shawn1> (seriously one team let the other win)

[21:32] <+sAMeY> Take that!

[21:32] <+_scarlett> Not until you suffer some kind of physical injury.

[21:32] * Max_The_Evil is hit with something

[21:32] * Leonard hits Ella with his spell blook

[21:32] <+Max_The_Evil> OWIE!

[21:32] <+Max_The_Evil> MY FACE!

[21:32] * Shawn1 gets out from under Beardo

[21:32] * _scarlett continues to run after Sky

[21:32] <+Dave---> (What is this mess?)

[21:32] * Leonard grabs max and rushes to his side

[21:32] <Sugar2> Here max, back in spot

[21:32] <+Shawn1> I've been under way too many other dudes today

[21:32] * Sky___ blocks Scarlett

[21:32] * Max_The_Evil is in his spot.

[21:32] <Sky___> Jasmine, run!

[21:32] <JasmineSomebody> Wait

[21:32] <+Max_The_Evil> HA!

[21:32] * Shawn1 trips Leonard

[21:33] * sAMeY throws something at Max, again.

[21:33] * Beardo| goes back to his spot

[21:33] * Sugar2 defends Max again

[21:33] * JasmineSomebody takes shoe off and throws it at Max.

[21:33] <+Shawn1> SUGAR!

[21:33] <+Shawn1> HELP ME GET BEARDO!

[21:33] <+Shawn1> AND FINISH THIS!

[21:33] <+Leonard> BEANIE ELF YOU DO NOT DEFILE A WIZARD WITH A BROKEN HEART!

[21:33] * Sugar2 blocks shoe

[21:33] * Leonard hops on Shawn's face

[21:33] * Rodney| charges towards Max once again

[21:33] <+Shawn1> AHHH!

[21:33] <+_scarlett> (CONF): She's an extremely quick runner, which makes it hard to injure her. She's so strange...

[21:33] * Max_The_Evil is hit by a shoe

[21:33] * Sugar2 eats shoe

[21:33] <JasmineSomebody> Alright

[21:33] <+Shawn1> GETEMOFFAME!

[21:33] <+Max_The_Evil> I CANNOT TAKE THIS ABUSE!

[21:33] * Sky___ runs towards Max but is tackled down by Scarlett

[21:33] <+Max_The_Evil> STOP IT!

[21:33] <+Leonard> rawr! I am the majestic lion now!

[21:33] <+Shawn1> GETEMOFFAME!

[21:33] <+sAMeY> Max!

[21:33] * Dave--- leads Max away from carnage

[21:33] * Rodney| sneaks up behind Max and laughs dumbly

[21:33] <+Shawn1> THERE'S A WIZARD ON MY HEAD!

[21:33] <JasmineSomebody> It's you and I, now @Sugar

[21:33] * sAMeY gets an idea.

[21:33] <+Dave---> Mad dash?

[21:33] * Leonard tries to eat nibble at Shawn

[21:33] <+Shawn1> AND I REALLY HOPE THAT'S SWEAT!

[21:33] <+Leonard> TELL ME YOUR SECRETS BEANIE ELF

[21:33] * Sugar2 charges at Beardo, and throws him to her team's side

[21:34] <Sky___> I have an idea! Jasmine, try to get Sugar to attack you.

[21:34] * Leonard licks Shawn's beanie

[21:34] <+sAMeY> If you sit in the Kinosewak throne, there is a prize of ulimate evil wating for you, Max!

[21:34] <+Leonard> Tastes like blue...

[21:34] * _scarlett sighs

[21:34] <+_scarlett> Sky's too fast.

[21:34] * Shawn1 throws Leonard off

[21:34] <+_scarlett> It's time to end this.

[21:34] * Sugar2 kicks Beardo off her team's side off board

[21:34] <+Max_The_Evil> Ultimate evil?!

[21:34] <+sAMeY> Yep!

[21:34] * _scarlett runs towards Max and picks him up

[21:34] <Sugar2> THERE!

[21:34] <+sAMeY> It's waiting for you!

[21:34] * Sky___ flips into the air and lands on Scax

[21:34] <JasmineSomebody> Come on, Sugar!

[21:34] * _scarlett throws him halfway across the board.

[21:34] <+Leonard> NO I MUST HEAR YOUR SECRET

[21:34] <+Max_The_Evil> What are you doing?! @Scarlett

[21:34] <JasmineSomebody> Are you scared?

[21:34] * Sky___ grabs surprisingly light Max

[21:34] <JasmineSomebody> Come at me!

[21:34] <+Max_The_Evil> UNHAND ME!

[21:34] * _scarlett falls down

[21:34] <JasmineSomebody> I1m not scared of you

[21:34] <Sugar2> (Does that count as getting Beardo)

[21:34] <+Ella12> Get off him!

[21:34] <Sky___> He's mine!

[21:34] <+sAMeY> Max, the evil is waiting!

[21:34] <+_scarlett> (CONF): I abhor Sky. Oficially.

[21:34] * Ella12 runs to Sky

[21:34] * Max_The_Evil tried to get away from Sky

[21:34] * Ella12 dives towards Sky

[21:34] <+Max_The_Evil> GET OFF OF ME!

[21:34] * Sky___ runs towards goal

[21:34] * Rodney| runs to Max

[21:35] * _scarlett grabs Max out of Sky's hands

[21:35] * Sky___ falls

[21:35] <+Ella12> Nooo!

[21:35] * Sugar2 decides to throw Beardo at Chris

[21:35] <Sky___> Get off me, Ella!

[21:35] <+Shawn1> (CONF): To think... I was gonna make an exception for Jasmine... The first non-zombie believer I'd ever dated.

[21:35] * _scarlett throws Max towards the other side of the board

[21:35] <+_scarlett> RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

[21:35] <+sAMeY> Evil, Max! Ultimate evil!

[21:35] <+Max_The_Evil> KEEP THAT GARGANTUAN BUFFOON AWAY FROM ME MOMMY!

[21:35] <+Ella12> I'm simply doing what's told of me! Sometimes a princess has to act.

[21:35] <+Leonard> Woah, dudes... WHy don't we just stop fighting?

[21:35] <ChrisMcLean> OW!

[21:35] <+Leonard> We could like, make peace... and all win, man.

[21:35] <ChrisMcLean> No throwing contestants at ME, Sugar.

[21:35] <+Leonard> The berries have taught me that life is orange and burning

[21:35] <Sugar2> Is that what you needed Chris?

[21:35] * Sky___ throws shoe at Max

[21:35] * Beardo| runs away

[21:35] * Sky___ runs towards Max

[21:35] <+Max_The_Evil> WHERE ARE ALL THESE SHOES COMING FROM?!

[21:35] <+Shawn1> SUGAR

[21:35] <Sugar2> I got him...I was insulted, humilated and dumped...but I got him.

[21:35] * _scarlett throws shoe at Sky

[21:35] * Leonard grasps Max

[21:35] * sAMeY grabs Max, and whispers evil in his ear.

[21:35] <+sAMeY> EVIL!

[21:35] * Shawn1 throws shoe at Max

[21:35] <+Shawn1> Sorry!

[21:36] * Max_The_Evil is hit with more shoes

[21:36] <+Shawn1> Got uh... caught up in the moment.

[21:36] <+Max_The_Evil> CURSES!

[21:36] * Shawn1 licks lips

[21:36] <Sky___> *shoe hits head*

[21:36] * Leonard takes Max back to his side

[21:36] * _scarlett attempts to grab Max

[21:36] * Sky___ falls down

[21:36] <+Ella12> Okay...this clearly isn't working out...

[21:36] * Ella12 is panting heavily

[21:36] <+Leonard> The berries have spoken to me

[21:36] * Dave--- pulls off belt, tucks shirt in

[21:36] * Sky___ sleeps

[21:36] <+Shawn1> Ella!

[21:36] * sAMeY hits Scarlett with an item.

[21:36] <+Shawn1> I HAVE A PLAN!

[21:36] <+Max_The_Evil> SCARLETT GET ME AWAY FROM HIM!

[21:36] <+Max_The_Evil> HELP ME!

[21:36] <+Dave---> Back! All of you!

[21:36] <ChrisMcLean> ,EONARD HAS TAKEN MAX BACK TO HIS SIDE!

[21:36] <+Ella12> You do?

[21:36] * Leonard is closer to his side

[21:36] <ChrisMcLean> KINOSEWAK

[21:36] <ChrisMcLean> WINS

[21:36] <+Max_The_Evil> WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?!

[21:36] <ChrisMcLean> IMMUNITY

[21:36] <+Shawn1> Ella, have your animals take... oj

[21:36] <Sky___> zzz

[21:36] <+Ella12> ...Oh...

[21:36] <+Shawn1> My goodness.

[21:36] * Max_The_Evil sits down angrily.

[21:36] <ChrisMcLean> Well...

[21:36] <ChrisMcLean> um....

[21:36] <Sugar2> (WAIT, I LITERALLY BROUGHT BEARDO THERE FOREVER AGO D:)

[21:36] <+Leonard> Tell me your secrets you purple majestic creature you

[21:36] <ChrisMcLean> that was a CHALLENGE.

[21:36] <+_scarlett> (o so all you needed to do was godplay)

[21:36] <+Rodney|> Awesome!

[21:36] <Sky___> zzz

[21:37] <+Shawn1> A real challenging challenge.

[21:37] <+sAMeY> (CONF): That was a huge mess....geez.

[21:37] <JasmineSomebody> Woo!

[21:37] <+Leonard> (If you wanted to win you would have gotten high oops@Scarlett)

[21:37] <ChrisMcLean> No fast food take out meal tonight, because I'm pretty sure you all need to go the emrgency room.

[21:37] <+Shawn1> This is my seconf concussion.

[21:37] <+Rodney|> Yeah...

[21:37] * Dave--- looks around awkwardly, puts belt back on

[21:37] <ChrisMcLean> Maskwak, one of you is going bye bye and boom boom tonight.

[21:37] <+Ella12> I don't know where my horse ended up.

[21:37] <ChrisMcLean> Who will it be?

[21:37] <Sugar2> (I'm so confused...and I need to feed my dogs so please wait)

[21:37] * Rodney| is on ground with cartoon ducks circling around his face

[21:37] * Ella12 sighs

[21:37] * _scarlett has a broken lens on her glasses

[21:37] <+_scarlett> I can barely even see...

[21:37] * sAMeY gives Rodney a kiss on the cheek.

[21:37] <+Leonard> Do you see the ducks too?

[21:37] <JasmineSomebody> (CONF): I liked Shawn... but after all, he's just another guy who thinks of me as just a giant girl. And I let him take the best of me. I was so stupid... I almost let my team down because of him. It's time to focus on the game and ignore everything else.

[21:37] * Leonard passes out in pain

[21:37] <+Rodney|> ...

[21:38] <+Rodney|> :')

[21:38] <+sAMeY> Now, get up you lazy bum!

[21:38] <Sky___> Sorry about the challenge today, Scarlett. I don't know what got over me!

[21:38] <ChrisMcLean> -Maskwak-

[21:38] <Sky___> I guess I'm just really competitive.

[21:38] <+Shawn1> So uh... how's everyone feeling?

[21:38] <+Dave---> That challenge was a mess.

[21:38] * Beardo| plays triumphant fanfare

[21:38] <+Rodney|> (CONF): I think what Samey and I have... I mean, this is more than ANYTHING I've ever dreamed of. This... This is true love. *takes deep, goofy sigh*

[21:38] <+Shawn1> (CONF): I'm really unsure of how to vote tonight. Everyone on my team is so cool.

[21:39] <ChrisMcLean> -Elimination Ceremony-

[21:39] <ChrisMcLean> Now that all of your injuries have been treated by nurse hatchet, it's time to vote!

[21:39] <+Max_The_Evil> I shouldn't even BE here.

[21:39] <+Max_The_Evil> If only my MINIONS did their JOB!

[21:39] <+Ella12> I'm ashamed that this has to happen again.

[21:40] <+Shawn1> I tried my best, Max, sir.

[21:40] <+Dave---> It's not MY fault I was told to be the PAWN!

[21:40] <+Ella12> (CONF): I only hope it's not me who's leaving...I have so much more to fulfill as I look towards royalty!

[21:40] * _scarlett is sporting a new pair of glasses

[21:40] <Sugar2> (Back)

[21:40] <+_scarlett> Shockingly, this is an easy choice.

[21:40] <Sugar2> (What did I miss?)

[21:40] <ChrisMcLean> (not much)

[21:40] <ChrisMcLean> *we're voting now)

[21:40] <+sAMeY> (A Samney Cheek Kiss!)

[21:40] * JasmineSomebody hides behind a bush, spying on the Elimination Ceremony.

[21:40] <JasmineSomebody> I hope he stays.

[21:40] * JasmineSomebody sighs

[21:41] <+Rodney|> (<3 @Samey)

[21:41] <Sugar2> (Also, didn't I bring Beardo home. I throw him at you and to my side, so I thought it counted :p if not it's cool, just want to make sure)

[21:41] <+Leonard> (Sugar im sorri bae!)

[21:41] <+sAMeY> (This episode was so chaotic, but good.)

[21:41] <+Rodney|> (^)

[21:41] <ChrisMcLean> (I don't think I saw that, it probably got swallowed up in the chaos)

[21:42] <ChrisMcLean> (sorry D:)

[21:42] <+Rodney|> D:)

[21:42] <Sugar2> (D: I threw him at you, how was that missed :p)

[21:42] <ChrisMcLean> (o I wasn't on either side)

[21:42] <Sugar2> (Well before that I said I kicked off the platform on our side :p)

[21:43] * Dave--- looks around nervously

[21:43] <ChrisMcLean> Sugar, Ella.

[21:43] <ChrisMcLean> Vote.

[21:43] <Sugar2> (But it's cool :p Just give me a second to figure out voting, if I may)

[21:43] <ChrisMcLean> I have a facial at 4.

[21:43] <ChrisMcLean> (kk)

[21:44] <+Rodney|>.

[21:44] <+Ella12> (CONF): The person who I'm voting for...she's the only one here who doesn't seem like they could ever like me.

[21:44] <+Ella12> And I want to keep in everyone who likes me...so that way we can all end up being better friends!

[21:45] <+Shawn1> (CONF): I voted for someone who's kinda annoying.

[21:45] <+_scarlett> (CONF): My vote is purely a strategic choice to assist the cohesive togetherness of our team.

[21:45] <+Shawn1> (CONF): *shrugs*

[21:45] <ChrisMcLean> Alright.

[21:45] <+Dave---> (CONF:) If I go home... at least I go home with this. (holds something too obscured by the dark to be seen

[21:45] <ChrisMcLean> The votes are in.

[21:45] <ChrisMcLean> And MAN was it divided.

[21:45] <+Rodney|> (inb4 1-1-1-1-1-1)

[21:45] <ChrisMcLean> The only people who didn't get any votes were Sugar and Dave, who are both safe.

[21:46] <+Dave---> I... did?

[21:46] <+_scarlett> (CONF): Unless I overestimated the intelligence of this team, I SHOULD be safe.

[21:46] * Max_The_Evil sits there angrily.

[21:46] * Dave--- gets marshmallow

[21:46] <+Shawn1> Oh no.

[21:46] <+Max_The_Evil> Who had the NERVE to vote for me!

[21:46] <ChrisMcLean> Also not going home is Shawn.

[21:46] <+Shawn1> Phew.

[21:46] <ChrisMcLean> Now, our bottom 3.

[21:46] * Sugar2 is surprised and is so sad she didn't even eat her marshmallow

[21:46] <+Dave---> Yes!

[21:46] * _scarlett starts to get nervous

[21:46] * Shawn1 puts marsmallow in pocket

[21:46] <ChrisMcLean> Max, you're annoying and cost your team the challenge.

[21:46] * Ella12 sits elegantly

[21:46] <+Max_The_Evil> What?!

[21:46] <+Ella12> ella-gantly

[21:46] <ChrisMcLean> Scarlett, you went from quiet nerd girl to ragnig queen.

[21:46] * Sugar2 sniffles in the corner

[21:46] <+Dave---> (CONF:) Shawn's meh, but he can be converted...

[21:46] <+_scarlett> It was strategic!

[21:47] <ChrisMcLean> And Ella, you didn't really....do anything.

[21:47] <ChrisMcLean> Max is safe, for some reason.

[21:47] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA HA!

[21:47] <ChrisMcLean> And the final marshmallow goes to....

[21:47] <ChrisMcLean> ...

[21:47] <ChrisMcLean> ...

[21:47] <ChrisMcLean> ...

[21:47] * Max_The_Evil grabs marshmallow.

[21:47] <ChrisMcLean> No one!

[21:47] <ChrisMcLean> We have ANOTHER tie.

[21:47] <+Shawn1> 2-2-2?

[21:47] <Sky___> :o

[21:47] <ChrisMcLean> Can you people vot eunanimously for once

[21:47] <+Shawn1> Whoa, man.

[21:47] <+sAMeY> :O

[21:47] <+_scarlett> Shocking.

[21:47] <ChrisMcLean> Everyone but Scarlett and Ella

[21:47] <+Dave---> It's spelled unanimously

[21:47] <ChrisMcLean> revote for Scarlett or Ella

[21:47] <+Max_The_Evil> Unanimous votes are for DOGOODERS

[21:47] <+Ella12> Now, this is dramatic!

[21:48] * _scarlett adjusts glasses

[21:48] <+Dave---> what about Max?

[21:48] * _scarlett looks at Ella

[21:48] <+_scarlett> Good luck.... ^____^

[21:48] <+Ella12> You have a point there, Max. Normally those on the right side of things will be the ones unanimously punishing the villain at the end of the story.

[21:48] * _scarlett forces a smile

[21:48] <+Rodney|> (omg I really like both for different reasons)

[21:48] <Sugar2> (CONF): I can't believe today. I get poisoned, try to and fail to win the challenge, get called fat by Sky and Leonard breaks up with me. And now so from my team is going home. Worst. Pageant. Ever. Worse than the one I pooped myself at.

[21:48] <+sAMeY> (SAME HERE!)

[21:48] <Sky___> (Another female leaving :\)

[21:48] <+Ella12> But this? I'm willing to give up some fairy-tale realism for drama!

[21:48] <+Max_The_Evil> but this is a GAME where VILLAINS WIN @Ella

[21:49] <+Dave---> I thought it was Scarlett, Ella, OR Max.

[21:49] <+Max_The_Evil> I mean LOOK AT HEATHER!

[21:49] <+Max_The_Evil> BWA HA HA!

[21:49] <+Dave---> oh

[21:49] <+Dave---> nevermind

[21:49] <+Dave---> (just saw the comment)

[21:49] <+Shawn1> Alejandro won too, though, depending on where you live. @Max

[21:49] <Sugar2> Didn't Heather lose the first time?

[21:49] * _scarlett forces another smile

[21:49] <+_scarlett> I...really hope you all find it in your...hearts...to keep me!

[21:49] <Sugar2> And both were hurt by a volcano?

[21:49] <+_scarlett> ^_^'

[21:50] <+Dave---> (CONF:) I'm torn. Both are okay. But that's the problem. BOTH are okay.

[21:50] <Sugar2> And I mean, didn't no villain make it to the finales last season?

[21:50] <Sugar2> From the villain team that is.

[21:50] <+Max_The_Evil> We do not talk about that season.

[21:50] <ChrisMcLean> Alright.

[21:50] <ChrisMcLean> The votes are in.

[21:51] * _scarlett adjusts glasses nervously

[21:51] <ChrisMcLean> ANd the person getting into the cannon is....

[21:51] <ChrisMcLean> ....

[21:51] <ChrisMcLean> ....

[21:51] <ChrisMcLean> ....

[21:51] <ChrisMcLean> ....

[21:51] <ChrisMcLean> ....

[21:51] <ChrisMcLean> Ella!

[21:51] <+Shawn1> Oh.

[21:51] <ChrisMcLean> Congrats Scarlett, you're safe.

[21:51] <+Shawn1> Sorry, Ella.

[21:51] * _scarlett breathes a sigh of relief

[21:51] <ChrisMcLean> FOR NOW. :)

[21:51] <+Shawn1> You were really cool.

[21:51] <+Shawn1> I liked the songs and stuff.

[21:51] <+Shawn1> I guess.

[21:51] <+Dave---> Sorry, Ella.

[21:51] <+Max_The_Evil> Another DOGOODER down! BWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA

[21:51] * sAMeY walks over to Jasmine and pats her back.

[21:51] <+sAMeY> He's safe, woo.

[21:51] <+_scarlett> (CONF): It's time to come after the people who went after me...and I know exactly who that is. Game on.

[21:51] <+Dave---> It could have went either way.

[21:51] <Sugar2> I'm sorry Ella. D:

[21:52] <+sAMeY> (ELLAS SONG!)

[21:52] <+Shawn1> Insert Ella's Song Here

[21:53] <+Ella12> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnZg_R5cHA8

[21:53] <+Ella12> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnZg_R5cHA8

[21:53] <+Ella12> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnZg_R5cHA8

[21:53] <Sugar2> You could be miss congeniality

[21:53] <ChrisMcLean> Later, Ella-gator!

[21:53] * ChrisMcLean fires cannon

[21:53] <+Ella12> That's my song!

[21:53] <+Ella12> Bye e--

[21:53] <Sky___> (You have to say it :/)

[21:53] <ChrisMcLean> Huh.

[21:53] == Beardo| [405c3148@gateway/web/freenode/ip.64.92.49.72] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]

[21:53] <ChrisMcLean> Another one bites the dust!

[21:53] <ChrisMcLean> Who will go home next?

[21:53] <ChrisMcLean> Find out next time

[21:53] * Leonard Leonard tumbles into the tribal council singing, "Little gnome I must go! Oh no!" and falls down onto the ground and starts coughing

[21:53] <ChrisMcLean> on Total...

[21:53] <Sugar2> ...Anyone else not expecting her to sing that?

[21:53] <ChrisMcLean> Drama...

[21:53] <ChrisMcLean> Pahkitew Island!

[21:53] <ChrisMcLean> --END--

[21:53] <ChrisMcLean> that ep was great

[21:53] <Sugar2> Shit I was so off today D:

[21:54] <Sugar2> I still have no idea what happened xD

[21:54] <+Leonard> You should have gotten on

[21:54] <+Dave---> (CONF:) (reading Book of Parliamentary Design) (sigh) It'a a miracle I'm still in.

[21:54] <+Leonard> top of me