An Explosive Welcome To Pahkitew Island/Transcript

[19:23] <@Chris|Ella> --START--

[19:23] <@Chris|Ella> Welcome to Pahkitew Island!

[19:23] <@Chris|Ella> This beautiful, all natural island is where 14 teenagers are about to face the challenge of their lives.

[19:24] <@Chris|Ella> They'll have to face dangerous wildlife, terrible conditions, and worst of all... each other. :D

[19:24] <@Chris|Ella> The winner will get a huge prize...

[19:24] <@Chris|Ella> ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

[19:25] <@Chris|Ella> While the losers will get their 15 minutes of fame and eventually become obscure.

[19:25] <@Chris|Ella> Who will survive?

[19:25] <@Chris|Ella> Who will take a dive?

[19:25] <@Chris|Ella> Find out....

[19:25] <@Chris|Ella> right here, right now

[19:25] <@Chris|Ella> on Total!

[19:25] <@Chris|Ella> Drama!

[19:25] <@Chris|Ella> Pahkitew Island!

[19:25] <@Chris|Ella> Alright.

[19:25] <@Chris|Ella> Our victims--

[19:25] <@Chris|Ella> er, contestants, should be here any minute

[19:25] * Chris|Ella laughs

[19:25] <@Chris|Ella> --Boat: all contestants--

[19:26] <+Topher|> T: Chris? Has anybody seen Chris? Chris? Chris! Hello~!

[19:26] * Scarlett_ adjusts glasses

[19:26] * Max|Rodney sits there, angrily (max)

[19:26] * Dave- looks out from deck to the island in nervousness

[19:26] * Max|Rodney walks over to Scarlett (rodney)

[19:26] <+Max|Rodney> R: Hi... I... you're... CABBAGES!

[19:26] <+Max|Rodney> M: Lumbering BUFFOON!

[19:26] <+Leonard> It was the thirteenth day of October. My guild and I had almost starved to death but then I used my Throwing Rock spell to break a vending machine and loot it! And that is why I couldn't go to Comic COn and was forced to come to summer camp

[19:26] * Amy__ gives glances at Samey.

[19:26] * Beardo| makes motor sounds as he stands at the helm of the ship

[19:26] * Samey_ looks around, trying to avoid eye contact with Amy.

[19:26] * Sugar  fluffs hair

[19:26] * Scarlett_ folds her arms and rolls her eyes at Rodney

[19:26] * JasmineSomebody observes the lake.

[19:27] <+Max|Rodney> R: *looks at Max*

[19:27] * Beardo| makes "wah wah wah" noise @Rodney

[19:27] * Topher| runs around the boat trying to find Chris.

[19:27] <@Chris|Ella> E: What a beautiful day!

[19:27] * Sugar Is it hotter than a goat's backside in a pepper patch?

[19:27] <+Max|Rodney> R: ...How's you do that? O.o @beardo

[19:27] * Amy__ looks around.

[19:27] <@Chris|Ella> E: The birds chirping, the sun shining...

[19:27] <+Topher|> Have you seen Chris? @Samey and Amy

[19:27] <+Amy__> Can we get OFF this boat yet!?

[19:27] <@Chris|Ella> E: It just makes you want to sing! :D

[19:27] <+Sugar> Is it hotter than a goat's backside in a pepper patch?

[19:27] <+Leonard> Who wants to see magic? I have +10 charisma so I am guaranteed to wow a crowd of at least 8 people!

[19:27] <+Amy__> No, Topher, I haven't.

[19:27] <+Sugar> Oh wait, it's just me ;)

[19:27] * JasmineSomebody walks to Amy and Samey.

[19:27] <+Samey_> I haven't seen Chris..

[19:27] <+Amy__> Samey, shut up. He was asking me.

[19:27] <+JasmineSomebody> G'day, girls!

[19:27] <+Sugar> Magic?

[19:28] <+Amy__> Hi, giant girl.

[19:28] <+JasmineSomebody> My name's Jasmine!

[19:28] <+Amy__> You're, like, really tall.

[19:28] <+Samey_> I- okay.

[19:28] <+JasmineSomebody> Hmm

[19:28] * Leonard pulls a quarter from behind Sugar's ear

[19:28] <+JasmineSomebody> And?

[19:28] <+Max|Rodney> M: ALRIGHT EVERYBODY. LISTEN UP!

[19:28] <+Scarlett_> CONF: Looking at the competition, this will be way too easy. Everyone else is too optimistic to achieve a higher success rate than me.

[19:28] * Sugar gasps

[19:28] <+Leonard> OUT OF THIN AIR A QUARTER

[19:28] <+Amy__> Just thought I'd... point it out. @Jasmine.

[19:28] <+Max|Rodney> M: I AM MAX. THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!

[19:28] * Beardo| makes "dun dun dun" noise @Max

[19:28] <+Amy__> Samey? TALK. Introduce yourself!

[19:28] <+Sugar> But how did you do that. You'd have to be...

[19:28] <+JasmineSomebody> I hope you don't have a problem with that. @Amy

[19:28] <+Max|Rodney> R: What? @Max

[19:28] <+Amy__> Sorry about her. She struggles with talking to people. @Jasmine

[19:28] <+Amy__> I... don't.

[19:28] <+Amy__> :)

[19:28] <+Samey_> Uh. I'm Sammy..

[19:29] <+Sugar> A Wizard? :O

[19:29] <+Leonard> A level 30 wizard?

[19:29] <+Amy__> It's SAME-Y!

[19:29] <+Leonard> Yes I know. And I am one.

[19:29] <+Max|Rodney> M: I am so EVIL that SOUND EFFECTS HAPPEN WHEN I SPEAK!

[19:29] <+JasmineSomebody> Hello, Sammy!

[19:29] <+Amy__> You can't even say your own name?

[19:29] * Beardo| makes studio audience laughter noise @Samey

[19:29] <+JasmineSomebody> ...or Samey.

[19:29] <+Dave-> (to myself) Why did I do this?

[19:29] <+Amy__> It's SAMEY.

[19:29] <+Sugar> Wizards have levels?

[19:29] * Shawn__ stands up

[19:29] <+Amy__> Not "Sammy"

[19:29] <+Topher|> Have YOU seen Chris? @Max

[19:29] * Shawn__ looks around

[19:29] <+Shawn__> Are you guys zombies?

[19:29] <+Sugar> Wizards have levels?

[19:29] <+Shawn__> I hate zombies.

[19:29] <+Amy__> No? What are you talking about?

[19:29] <+Leonard> The name is Leodon the Almighty! But my mother calls me Leonard...because that's my name

[19:29] <+Samey_> It's Sam-. It's Samey..

[19:29] <+Amy__> I'm a human being. And a gorgeous one at that.

[19:29] <+Max|Rodney> M: Who cares about Chris, when you have the next GREAT EVIL GENIUS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?! @Topher

[19:29] <+Amy__> See, I got the looks.

[19:29] * Amy__ looks at Samey.

[19:30] <+Amy__> Samey got...

[19:30] <+Amy__> somethingf.

[19:30] * Amy__ shrugs

[19:30] <+Sugar> I can't count to 30 so you must be a REALLY high level wizard!

[19:30] * Samey_ looks around.

[19:30] <+JasmineSomebody> I don't think zombies are real. @Shawn

[19:30] <+Topher|Sky> T: Wait, Chris is in front of me? @Max

[19:30] <+Topher|Sky> T: Where?

[19:30] <+Topher|Sky> T: Is he behind you? :3

[19:30] * Scarlett_ looks at Sugar

[19:30] <+Max|Rodney> M: SILENCE YOU MORON!

[19:30] <+Shawn__> Are you sure?@Jasmine

[19:30] <+Sugar> (Conf): Mama says I was too pretty for school and decided to home school me. It made me into the beauty I am today.

[19:30] * Beardo| makes studio audience laughter noise @Topher

[19:30] <+Scarlett_> CONF: How does she even function if she can't do basic kindergarten counting?

[19:30] <+Max|Rodney> M: Chris is not here, but I, MAX THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE, is

[19:30] <+JasmineSomebody> Yes. @Shawn

[19:30] <+Shawn__> My neighbor is a zombie and he tried to eat my family!

[19:31] <+Max|Rodney> M: YOU MUST KNEEL AT M GREATNESS!

[19:31] <+Shawn__> Actually, he was just eating garbage from the trashcan.

[19:31] <+JasmineSomebody> Well, I've never seen a zombie.

[19:31] <+Max|Rodney> M: ALL OF YOU!!!

[19:31] <+Shawn__> But...HE WAS A ZOMBIE!

[19:31] <@Chris|Ella> Boat: *arrives at dock*

[19:31] <+Sugar> Zombies must be real if wizards are real!

[19:31] <+Amy__> Samey, TALK TO PEOPLE.

[19:31] <+Topher|Sky> S: Hey, are you okay? You look sick. @Dave

[19:31] * JasmineSomebody giggles

[19:31] <+Amy__> Jeez, you're so quiet.

[19:31] <+Max|Rodney> R: *walks over and bumps into Ella

[19:31] <+Amy__> it's sad.

[19:31] * Beardo| makes studio audience laughter noise @Shawn

[19:31] <+Max|Rodney> R: I.... Hi!

[19:31] <@Chris|Ella> Boat: *arrives at dock*

[19:31] <+Samey_> CONF: I audition for the show to get away from Amy! It's going to be a long summer..

[19:31] <+Amy__> FINALLY.

[19:31] <+Dave-> Well... here we are...

[19:31] <@Chris|Ella> C: Alright, alright, everybody off!

[19:31] * Scarlett_ looks at Amy

[19:31] <+Leonard> Why yes, my guild and I have faced many troubles. It was APril in the far away year of 2012! It started to rain and my paper cape disolved until it was just me and my ogre undergarments!

[19:31] <+Max|Rodney> M: *pushes Rodney over* Make way, EVIL COMING THROUGH!

[19:31] * Sugar pushes Amy to get on dock

[19:31] <+JasmineSomebody> Oh! We have arrived!

[19:31] <+Scarlett_> Not a fan of your twin?

[19:31] <+Amy__> CONF: You thought I'd let Samey get on this show without ME? I'm the one who's going to represent our family.

[19:31] * Dave- gets on dock

[19:31] <+Sugar> Move it!

[19:31] <+Max|Rodney> R: What?

[19:31] <+Amy__> HEY, SUGAR. Watch it!

[19:31] <@Chris|Ella> C: And I mean right now!

[19:32] <+Amy__> What are you, an elephant?

[19:32] <+Max|Rodney> R: *walks off boat*

[19:32] <@Chris|Ella> C: If you don't get off quick, there are some...surprises on the boat.

[19:32] * Scarlett_ adjusts glasses

[19:32] <+Sugar> Is that a kind of food

[19:32] <+Topher|Sky> S: Hey, Amy...don't be so mean...

[19:32] * Scarlett_ walks off of boat

[19:32] * Samey_ waits for Amy to get off the boat.

[19:32] <+Amy__> Oh, you're just stupid.

[19:32] * JasmineSomebody gets on dock.

[19:32] * Leonard  walks off the boat and trips on his cape

[19:32] <+Amy__> And what are you, Asian girl? The next Bridgette?

[19:32] <+Sugar> Stupid? Would a stupid person be pretty?

[19:32] * Beardo| makes "dun dun dun" noise @Chris

[19:32] <+Shawn__> How did you do that?@Beardo

[19:32] <+Amy__> Samey, what are you WAITING FOR.

[19:32] <+Amy__> Get off.

[19:32] * Beardo| jumps off the boat in slow motion

[19:32] <+Samey_> Fine.

[19:32] <+Sugar> I thought she was Cherokee @ Amy

[19:32] <@Chris|Ella> E: Why would I want to get off this beautiful boat?

[19:32] * Amy__ shrugs

[19:32] <+Max|Rodney> R: *walks over to Amy and Samey* I... two? Huh? I... love... uh... two...?

[19:32] * Beardo| makes ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh slow motion noises

[19:32] <+Amy__> How should I KNOW?

[19:32] <+Max|Rodney> R: *runs away crying*

[19:32] * Shawn__ looks over at Ella

[19:32] <+Shawn__> ZOMBIE PRINCESS!

[19:32] <@Chris|Ella> E: It's clean, it's shiny, it's perfect! :D

[19:33] <+Scarlett_> ...

[19:33] * Shawn__ jumps off of the boat, screaming

[19:33] <+Amy__> Well that was weird.

[19:33] <+Topher|Sky> S: Um, excuse me? I'm...I'm Sky. I don't know any Bridgette...but...I hope we can be friends! ^_^

[19:33] <+Scarlett_> Um, Amy, I hate to break it to you...

[19:33] * Leonard trips and faceplants onto the dock before getting up and shaking himself off

[19:33] * Samey_ walks off the boat and looks up at Rodney, looking at him weirdly.

[19:33] <@Chris|Ella> C: Oh, you'll see.

[19:33] <+Max|Rodney> M: You moronic MORON! @Leonard

[19:33] <+Topher|Sky> T: OH.

[19:33] * Amy__ rolls her eyes at Sky.

[19:33] <+Topher|Sky> T: MY.

[19:33] <+Scarlett_> Judging by her facial features and skin tone, Sky is probably more related to a more...Canadian Native race than simply from Asia.

[19:33] <+Topher|Sky> T: GOSH.

[19:33] <@Chris|Ella> C: *presses button, boat explodesC*

[19:33] <+Leonard> Oh darnit *marks down a sheet and labels HP-95

[19:33] <+Topher|Sky> T: It's THE Chris McClean! :3

[19:33] <+Amy__> Do I look like I CARE, ginger girl with glasses?

[19:33] <+Scarlett_> Having lived on this planet for...however long you have, I thought it would be easier for you to tell the different.

[19:33] <+Sugar> Aren't the Cherokee in Canada? @ Scarlett

[19:33] * Scarlett_ adjusts glasses

[19:33] <+JasmineSomebody> ...what the heck?

[19:33] * Chris|Ella flies off boat into dock

[19:33] <+Max|Rodney> R: I care.... @Scarlett

[19:34] <+Amy__> Talk to my sister. I'm sure she's interested in your pointless facts.

[19:34] <+Dave-> (CONF:) I can't understand half of these people. What am I doing?

[19:34] <@Chris|Ella> E: Well that was...interesting.

[19:34] <+Topher|Sky> T: Chris! Hello~!

[19:34] <+Samey_> I guess..

[19:34] <+Topher|Sky> T: I'm Topher. I'm a H U G E fan.

[19:34] <@Chris|Ella> C: Alright!

[19:34] <+Sugar> At least Samey don't got no black booger under her eye.

[19:34] * Scarlett_ giggles

[19:34] <+Scarlett_> Whatever...

[19:34] <+Scarlett_> Amy?

[19:34] <@Chris|Ella> C: Welcome to Pahkitew Island.

[19:34] <+Amy__> It's a MOLE. It happens to be a sex mole.

[19:34] <+Scarlett_> Is that your name?

[19:34] <+Amy__> @Sugar

[19:34] * Shawn__ is swimming

[19:34] <@Chris|Ella> C: For the most miserable summer camp EVER!

[19:34] * Samey_ laughs a bit, until she looks at Amy.

[19:34] <+Amy__> Yes, it is. And that over there is my sister Samey. @Scarlett

[19:34] <+Scarlett_> We know. We know. @Chris

[19:35] <+Amy__> She's mentally challenged, I think.

[19:35] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: It's so exciting to be here... and scary!

[19:35] <+Sugar> How is a mole sexy? They live in the ground and eat dirt.

[19:35] <+Max|Rodney> M: (CONF) I have never met ANYTHING that has ever scared me, the incarnation of evil.

[19:35] * Amy__ facepalms.

[19:35] <+Scarlett_> Well, I'm just saying that it's better for you to indulge yourself in factual things rather than live in an incorrect fantasy world.

[19:35] <+Scarlett_> That's the only way you can pursue your goals in life.

[19:35] <+Samey_> No, I'm not! I, nevermind..

[19:35] <+Amy__> INCORRECT? It is FACT that I am prettier and smarter than Samey.

[19:35] * Beardo| makes "oooooooh" studio audience noise @Scarlet

[19:35] <+Sky__>.

[19:35] <@Chris|Ella> C: Alright, first things first, let's split you guys into teams.

[19:35] <+Sugar> But she doesn't have a BOOGER!

[19:36] <+Sky__> Hey guys, I'm back!

[19:36] <@Chris|Ella> If I call your name, come stand by me.

[19:36] <@Chris|Ella> Beardo.

[19:36] <+Max|Rodney> M: HURRY THIS UP! EVIL DOES NOT HAVE ALL DAY!

[19:36] <@Chris|Ella> Leonard.

[19:36] <@Chris|Ella> Amy.

[19:36] <@Chris|Ella> Samey.

[19:36] <@Chris|Ella> Rodney.

[19:36] <+Amy__> It's a SEX MOLE, Sugar!

[19:36] <@Chris|Ella> Jasmine.

[19:36] <@Chris|Ella> Aaaaaand, Sky!

[19:36] * Max|Rodney walks over to Chris

[19:36] <+Sugar> But...the wizard :O

[19:36] * Sky__ stands by Chris

[19:36] <+Amy__> Ugh, I'm on a team with Samey? Come ON. She's useless in anything physical.

[19:36] <+Amy__> I say we get her out ASAP.

[19:36] * Amy__ shrugs.

[19:36] * Samey_ walks over to Chris and slightly raises her hand.

[19:36] <@Chris|Ella> You guys are team Kinosewak!

[19:36] <+Max|Rodney> R: *looks at all the girls on his team* ...

[19:37] <+Samey_> Um, it's Sammy..not Samey.

[19:37] <+Max|Rodney> R: *tears up*

[19:37] <@Chris|Ella> It means something cool in Cree...

[19:37] <+Amy__> Samey, STOP.

[19:37] <@Chris|Ella> I think.

[19:37] * JasmineSomebody turns to teammates.

[19:37] * Leonard walks over to Chris

[19:37] <+JasmineSomebody> Hello, guys!

[19:37] <+Amy__> Literally, stop. You're making a fool out of yourself.

[19:37] <+Sky__> Uh

[19:37] <+Sky__> It means floating salmon!

[19:37] <+Samey_> Sorry..

[19:37] <+Max|Rodney> R: Salmon... so.... smart....

[19:37] * Beardo| makes "ding" sound @Sky

[19:37] <+Scarlett_> Floating Salmon?

[19:37] <+Max|Rodney> R: *facepalms*

[19:37] <+Scarlett_> Seriously, that's the best you could do?

[19:37] <@Chris|Ella> It does...

[19:37] <@Chris|Ella> Huh.

[19:37] <@Chris|Ella> How about that?

[19:37] <+Sugar> Even I know salmon don't float.

[19:37] <@Chris|Ella> Anyway, if I didn't call your name...

[19:37] * Beardo| makes studio audience laughter noise @Chris

[19:38] <+Scarlett_> CONF: Production gets cheaper every season. It's not surprising, seeing as though the staff is mainly unintelligent and unable to keep going on a solid budget.

[19:38] <@Chris|Ella> AKA, Ella, Topher, Dave, Shawn, Max, Scarlett, and Sugar...

[19:38] <+Samey_> Floating Salmon doesn't sound too bad..

[19:38] <@Chris|Ella> You're on Team Maskwak!

[19:38] <+Max|Rodney> M: *walks over*

[19:38] * Shawn__ creeps up to the mat

[19:38] <@Chris|Ella> Which also means something in Cree.

[19:38] <+Shawn__> Maskwak?

[19:38] <+Sky__> No, sorry - it's Confused Bears.

[19:38] <+Topher|> T: It means The Confused Bears! See? I know a LOT, Chris ^_^

[19:38] <@Chris|Ella> We really did our research.

[19:38] <+Shawn__> That sounds like the noise a...

[19:38] <+Max|Rodney> M: I do not need this foolish TEAM

[19:38] <+Shawn__> ZOMBIE

[19:38] <+Topher|> T: *glares at Sky*

[19:38] <+Shawn__> would make!

[19:38] <+Max|Rodney> M: For I am EVIL!

[19:38] <+Shawn__> ARE WE TEAM ZOMBIE?!!

[19:38] <+Max|Rodney> M: *slaps Shawn* SILEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!

[19:38] * Shawn__ rubs cheek

[19:38] <+Shawn__> Why did you do that?

[19:39] * Dave- joins Maskwak

[19:39] <+Max|Rodney> M: You are RUINING my EVIL LAUGH! Simple minded DO-GOODER!

[19:39] * Amy__ taps her foot.

[19:39] * Amy__ turns to Samey.

[19:39] <+Sugar> How did that little guy even reach your face? @ Shawn

[19:39] <+Amy__> Ugh, what are you DOING?

[19:39] <+Amy__> Stop standing there!

[19:39] <+Amy__> You look so... gross.

[19:39] <+Sky__> Amy, she was standing here before you.

[19:39] <+Sugar> Wait...Amy and Samey look alike. Are they cousins or something?

[19:39] <+Scarlett_> Confused Bears?

[19:39] * Beardo| makes "awwww" studio audience noise @Samey

[19:39] <+Max|Rodney> M: EVIL reaches anything! @Sugar

[19:40] <@Chris|Ella> Alright.

[19:40] <+Scarlett_> My intellect is far superior...I mean, uhh...

[19:40] <+Samey_> Oh..

[19:40] * Scarlett_ adjusts glasses

[19:40] * Beardo| makes "wah wah wah" noise @Sugar

[19:40] <+Scarlett_> Cool! Yeah! Go confused bears!

[19:40] <+Max|Rodney> R: I think you look... super.... gross! *gasps* @Samey

[19:40] <+Max|Rodney> R: No! I mean.. I mean!

[19:40] <+Samey_> What?

[19:40] <+Max|Rodney> R: *sighs*

[19:40] <@Chris|Ella> We're on Pahkitew Island this season.

[19:40] <+Amy__> Ha! Rodney it's true!

[19:40] <+Samey_> That's..

[19:40] <+Sugar> Well I can't argue with that logic @ Max

[19:40] <+Scarlett_> CONF: I have to conceal my substantially high IQ score from the other contestants - I don't wish to be the first eliminated.

[19:40] <@Chris|Ella> It's the cree word for explosion.

[19:40] <+Amy__> (CONF): I HATE this cast.

[19:41] <@Chris|Ella> Meaning, everything and anything could blow up at any minute.

[19:41] <+Dave-> I'm surprised you didn't get Pahkitew wrong

[19:41] <+Topher|> T: :|

[19:41] <@Chris|Ella> Like this !

[19:41] <+Sugar> (CONF) This outhouse is much nicer than my family's.

[19:41] <+Amy__> Wow... how... cliche?

[19:41] <+Topher|> T: SO creative Chris!

[19:41] * Chris|Ella presses button and blows up ground Max is standing on

[19:41] <+Topher|> T: It's just like you :3

[19:41] <+Max|Rodney> R: (CONF) I can't believe I said that! I love her! I wish I could just tell her... how my LUV burns like the passion of a million suns! *blushes*

[19:41] <@Chris|Ella> C: This season's gonna be fun. :D

[19:41] <+Max|Rodney> M: *gets blown up*

[19:41] * Dave- locks up

[19:41] <+Shawn__> :O

[19:41] <+Shawn__> CHRIS.

[19:41] <+Max|Rodney> M: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!

[19:41] <+Samey_> (CONF): I expected Rodney to say that. Amy always does..so I'm used to it.

[19:41] <+Sugar> Well my auntie also says you need an explosive personality.

[19:41] <+Sky__> Let's get to the challenge!

[19:41] <+Shawn__> YOU NEED TO SAVE THE EXPLOSIONS FOR THE ZOMBIES!

[19:41] <+Shawn__> WE MIGHT NEED THEM.

[19:41] <+Sky__> We need to kick some Bear butt!

[19:41] <+Max|Rodney> M: YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY, MCLEAN!

[19:41] <+Amy__> Oh no, you blew up the midget. Too bad...

[19:41] <+Leonard> Oh I have exploded many times, it is one of my amazing wizard skills! I used to explode prematurely but then my dad told me I was making a mess all over the house.

[19:41] * Amy__ rolls her eyes

[19:41] <@Chris|Ella> Another thing that makes this season different, is the food

[19:42] <+Amy__> You're not ~actually~ magical are you, Leonard?

[19:42] <@Chris|Ella> You used to all get your gross meals from Chef Hatchet in the Mess Hall.

[19:42] <+JasmineSomebody> Oh. Are we getting ACTUAL food this time?

[19:42] <@Chris|Ella> This time, there is NO mess hall.

[19:42] <+Leonard> I am

[19:42] <+Leonard> of course I am!

[19:42] <+Sugar> OF COURSE IS HE! @ Amy

[19:42] <@Chris|Ella> The winners of each challenge get a feast...

[19:42] <+Max|Rodney> R: *looks at Leonard awkwardly*

[19:42] <+Samey_> Oh? I remember that the previous contestants hated the food..

[19:42] <+Amy__> If you say so...

[19:42] <@Chris|Ella> from our latest sponsors ;)

[19:42] <+Max|Rodney> M: Well we ARE going to win.

[19:42] <+Leonard> WHo told you I wasn't? Was it Johnny Perkins? He's just amd he lost to us

[19:42] <@Chris|Ella> The losers are gonna have to hunt for their food!

[19:42] <+Amy__> Samey, it's not like you watched Total Drama in the past.

[19:42] <+Sugar> He made a quarter appear from ear, and all that was in my ears was wax.

[19:42] <+Amy__> Stop acting like you did.

[19:42] <+Sky__> Oh, I thought we were going to hunt for our food. I'm of half First Nations descent, catching and eating raw food was something I was looking forward too!

[19:43] <@Chris|Ella> So...good luck with that!

[19:43] <+Amy__> You're so BORINNGGGG @Sky

[19:43] <+Samey_> But, ugh...fine.

[19:43] <+Sky__> Excuse me?

[19:43] <@Chris|Ella> Alright, let's get to our first challenge.

[19:43] <+Samey_> (CONF): Hopefully everyone gets tired for Amy...

[19:43] <+Amy__> I SAY WE SIT SAMEY OUT.

[19:43] <@Chris|Ella> Like I said, this season, it's survival of the fittest.

[19:43] <+Amy__> Even if... we don't have to sit anyone out.

[19:43] <+Sky__> We don't need to sit anyone out...

[19:43] <@Chris|Ella> Your first challenge will reflect that.

[19:43] <+Amy__> it would still benefit us.

[19:43] <+Sky__> There are even teams, Amy.

[19:43] <@Chris|Ella> You guys will have to build your own living quarters.

[19:43] <+Sky__> There's powers in numbers.

[19:44] <+Amy__> It will still benefit us, though.

[19:44] <+Max|Rodney> R: *blushes* @Sky__

[19:44] * Samey_ sighs.

[19:44] <+Sky__> If we're gonna kick Bear butt we need to stick together.

[19:44] <+Sky__> As a team.

[19:44] <+Amy__> Samey is SOOOOO clumsy.

[19:44] <+Sky__> Uh, do you need something? @Rodney

[19:44] * Beardo| makes fanfare noise @Sky

[19:44] <+Amy__> You say that now, but what if we have to vote someone out? @Sky

[19:44] <+Max|Rodney> R: Yes... salmon sky... I... love... salmon.

[19:44] <@Chris|Ella> All the materials you need are in a pile over the hill.

[19:44] <+Sugar> Well we already have a bathroom! That's a start!

[19:44] <+Shawn__> :O

[19:44] <+Sky__> I love salmon too!

[19:44] * Sugar points to confessional.

[19:44] <+Shawn__> GUYS I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO DO THIS

[19:44] <+Shawn__> We should live...

[19:44] <+Shawn__> in a zombie proof shelter!

[19:44] <+Shawn__> A bunker!

[19:44] * Amy__ sits down.

[19:44] <+JasmineSomebody> Ok, guys!

[19:44] <+JasmineSomebody> Listen!

[19:44] <@Chris|Ella> Which is guarded by Chef and his tennis ball gun. :D

[19:44] <+Shawn__> I'll dig a hole for us to live in.

[19:44] <+Max|Rodney> R: Yeah! @Sky__

[19:44] <+Amy__> Samey, build something!

[19:44] <+Amy__> Come on!

[19:44] <+Amy__> I'll support you.

[19:44] * Amy__ claps slowly.

[19:44] * Amy__ yawns.

[19:44] <+JasmineSomebody> We need to get better material than them.

[19:44] <+Samey_> But, we just started.

[19:45] <+Shawn__> I have to use my WITS and KNOWLEDGE about zombies for this

[19:45] <+Shawn__> SURVIVALIST SKILLS!

[19:45] <+Topher|> T: We should build a HUGE Chris monument instead!

[19:45] <@Chris|Ella> Chef: *grins evilly and shoots a tennis ball that hits Max*

[19:45] <+Shawn__> DIG WITH YOUR HANDS TEAM

[19:45] <+Max|Rodney> M: Onward team!

[19:45] <+JasmineSomebody> We have to work together!

[19:45] <+Max|Rodney> M: We must make an EVIL LAIR!

[19:45] * Shawn__ digs out a small ditch

[19:45] <+Sugar> Whose Chris? @ Topher

[19:45] <+Max|Rodney> M: BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[19:45] <+Sky__> Good thinking, Jasmine!

[19:45] <+Sky__> I agree.

[19:45] * Beardo| makes "boo" studio audience noise @Topher

[19:45] <+Samey_> You'll support me? That's a first..

[19:45] <+Amy__> Jasmine, you're strong. Build something.

[19:45] <+JasmineSomebody> Thank you, girl!

[19:45] <+Samey_> I second that, Jasmine.

[19:45] <+Amy__> Well, It's hard, but i'll try. @Samey

[19:45] <+Sugar> Well I don't know what lair means so I'm with that plan.

[19:45] <+JasmineSomebody> I am not the only person in our team. @Amy

[19:45] <+Max|Rodney> M: Who is in favor of my EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIL LAIR! You all can be my minions!

[19:45] <+Scarlett_> So...

[19:45] <+Scarlett_> A shelter?

[19:45] <+Amy__> You might as well be. You have the mass of like 3 people.

[19:45] <+Amy__> @Jasmine

[19:45] <@Chris|Ella> The team that builds the best squarters wins immunity, and they get to stay there.

[19:46] <+Max|Rodney> M: Well when you put it that way, it sounds STUPID @Scarlett

[19:46] <@Chris|Ella> Team with the worst ones...um...good luck.

[19:46] * Scarlett_ adjusts glasses

[19:46] <+Sugar> My mama says the best place to live is with the best people, so my team wins by default!

[19:46] <+Scarlett_> I suppose I should begin formulating a perfect blueprint for our home.

[19:46] <+Sky__> Amy, don't say that.

[19:46] <+Leonard> No worries, guild! I have +20 evasion from dodging traffic on the freeway

[19:46] <@Chris|Ella> You guys will now have some time to plan.

[19:46] <+Sugar> My mama also says that default is the best fault to have ;)

[19:46] <@Chris|Ella> Have fun!

[19:46] * Chris|Ella grins and walks away

[19:46] <+Max|Rodney> M: I shall supervise! @Scarlett

[19:46] <+Dave-> @Shawn he means building a roof over our head

[19:46] <@Chris|Ella> --Team Kinosewak--

[19:46] <+Topher|> T: Chris monument. ^_^

[19:46] <+Dave-> *Sugar

[19:46] <+Dave-> sorry

[19:46] <+Leonard> What if one of us tries to topple the archer on the top of the mount?

[19:46] <+Samey_> So, Jasmine..Sky..what should we do?

[19:47] <+Sky__> Hmm.

[19:47] <+JasmineSomebody> What about a threehouse?

[19:47] * Leonard pushes Sky out of the way

[19:47] <+Leonard> I SAY WE BUILD A MAGNIFICENT WIZARD TOWER!

[19:47] <+Sky__> We should build something above ground.

[19:47] <+Leonard> IT SHALL TOUCH THE SKIES!

[19:47] <+Sky__> Jasmine, you should go check if there's ladders.

[19:47] <+Sky__> That way we can easily build a treehouse.

[19:47] <+Leonard> Yeah, "above ground"

[19:48] <+JasmineSomebody> Good idea!

[19:48] * Shawn__ continues digging

[19:48] <+Samey_> A treehouse seems okay.

[19:48] <+Leonard> Good luck with that

[19:48] <+Shawn__> SOMEONE HELP DIG THE HOLE

[19:48] * Beardo| makes bulldozer noises

[19:48] * Leonard chuckles

[19:48] <+Sky__> I'll go look for some wood... Amy and Samey, you guys can try and find nails/screws/and other tools. Stuff like that.

[19:48] * JasmineSomebody walks to the pile.

[19:48] <+Sky__> Come on, team!

[19:48] * Beardo| digs as he makes bulldozer noises

[19:48] <+Sky__> We can do this!

[19:48] <+Max|Rodney> R: I can lift stuff! :D

[19:48] <+JasmineSomebody> We have ladders.

[19:48] * Dave- helps out with moving out the dirt

[19:48] <+Sky__> Great! Jasmine, get some.

[19:48] <@Chris|Ella> --Team Maskwak--

[19:49] <+Dave-> (CONF:) This is far beyond any level of comprehension, but I need to do something. I'm scared as to Chris.

[19:49] <+Max|Rodney> M: ALRIGHT TEAM, WE MUST BUILD AN EVIL SHELTER

[19:49] <+Max|Rodney> M: IT MUST LOOK... EVIL

[19:49] <+Dave-> Should we get some wood or metal pipe?

[19:49] * Shawn__ keeps digging

[19:49] <+Shawn__> It's done!

[19:49] <+Sugar> I'm with the guy with the pretty colored hair. A lair is ice.

[19:49] <+Dave-> For the roof and walls?

[19:49] <+Shawn__> We just need to build a roof!

[19:49] <+Shawn__> We'll sleep on the dirt!

[19:49] <+Shawn__> SUGAR

[19:49] <+Shawn__> ELLA

[19:49] <+Shawn__> TOPHER

[19:49] <+Shawn__> MAX

[19:49] * Scarlett_ returns to Team Maskwak with a large blueprint

[19:49] <+Shawn__> and OTHERS!

[19:49] <+Sugar> I'll distract the chef with my charms ;)

[19:49] <+Scarlett_> Okay, I've created the perfect shelter formula.

[19:50] <+Max|Rodney> M: Do not ORDER me to do ANYTHING, dirt squirrel! @Shawn

[19:50] <+Max|Rodney> M: I created that. @Scarlett

[19:50] <+Shawn__> I just want you to help build the shelter!

[19:50] <+Scarlett_> What we need to do is gather exactly 212 medium-size branches...

[19:50] * Shawn__ digs deeper into the ground

[19:50] <+Topher|> I want a CHRIS monument. >.>

[19:50] <+Scarlett_> Four pieces of large rope...

[19:50] <+Scarlett_> Exactly eighteen rocks...

[19:50] <+Max|Rodney> M: EVIL does not bow down to ANYONE! @Shawn

[19:50] <+Sugar> I'll create a distraction with some of my singing.

[19:50] <+Max|Rodney> M: Get on with it! @Scarlett_

[19:50] * Scarlett_ glares at Max

[19:51] <+Max|Rodney> M: What?!

[19:51] <+Scarlett_> And a human sacrifice! *rolls eyes*

[19:51] <+Sugar> I invented a new genre of music; country and rap. I'll call it...CRAPTRY!

[19:51] <+Scarlett_> Oh look!

[19:51] * Scarlett_ grabs Max

[19:51] <+Sky__> We need to keep an eye out for the other team... Scarlett looks like she has everything figured out.

[19:51] <+Scarlett_> Found one.

[19:51] <+Dave-> Sacrifice?

[19:51] * Scarlett_ drops Max on the ground

[19:51] <+Max|Rodney> M: UNHAND ME!

[19:51] <+Scarlett_> No, no sacrifice.

[19:51] <+Dave-> That seems extreme

[19:51] <+Max|Rodney> M: *falls to the ground* Ouchie! :(

[19:51] <+Scarlett_> I'm not an imbecile, I'm not getting arrested on day one.

[19:51] * Scarlett_ adjusts glasses

[19:51] <+Topher|> Ooh! Sacrifices! That sounds like something Chris would do ^_^

[19:51] <+Max|Rodney> M: You hurt me! :( @Scarlett

[19:51] <+Scarlett_> Anyways, so if you guys could also get 290 6.4 inch pieces of bamboo...

[19:51] <+Sugar> You said maskwak right?

[19:52] <+Max|Rodney> M: I mean... YOU ARE GOING TO PAY! Yes that is exactly what I was going to say.

[19:52] <+Dave-> Weird... but I guess I could help. Anyone else going?

[19:52] <+Scarlett_> We could build my perfect elevated climate-proof tipi.

[19:52] <+Sugar> I will! @ Davw

[19:52] <+Sugar> *Dave

[19:52] <+Scarlett_> This will make us immune to weather, fire, and bears.

[19:52] * Max|Rodney picks up one stick

[19:52] * Scarlett_ winces

[19:52] <+Scarlett_> Only...211 more!

[19:52] <+Max|Rodney> M: Is this satisfactory @Scarlett

[19:52] <+Dave-> Well, I guess whatever works.

[19:52] <+Max|Rodney> M: *hands Scarlett the one twig*

[19:52] <+Dave-> Dave waits for Sugar to go ahead of him

[19:53] <@Chris|Ella> --At The Pile With All The Stuff (Everyone)--

[19:53] * Sugar charges off into the pile

[19:53] <+Dave-> (CONF:) Sugar and Scarlett? I don't know...

[19:53] <+JasmineSomebody> Alright.

[19:53] <@Chris|Ella> Chef: It's hunting season! >:D

[19:53] <+JasmineSomebody> Rodney, you are the strongest. Go get some wood for us.

[19:53] * Dave- gets rope

[19:53] <+Sugar> Yoohoo! Chef!

[19:53] <@Chris|Ella> Chef: *shoots tennis ball at Sugar*

[19:53] <+Sugar> CHEF!

[19:53] <+Max|Rodney> R: Okay!

[19:53] <+Max|Rodney> R: *runs towards the pile*

[19:53] <+Sugar> *is hit right in the gut

[19:53] * Sky__ is digging for wood

[19:53] <+Max|Rodney> M: GO TEAM! HURRY UP! WE DO NOT HAVE ALL DAY!

[19:53] <+Sky__> Why is there so little wood...?

[19:54] <+Dave-> (CONF:) I was worried a bit, but Sigar did help out

[19:54] * Leonard dashes to the mound and trips on his cloak. crawls to the pile like a slug

[19:54] <+Sugar> Ha, I've wrestled pigs, you think that's all it takes!

[19:54] * Sky__ finds bag of milk

[19:54] * Amy__ wakes up.

[19:54] <+Sky__> Really...?

[19:54] <+Topher|> Chris! *runs up hill* Can I ask you some questions? :3

[19:54] <+Amy__> Huh, musta fallen asleep.

[19:54] <+Amy__> SAMEY, UPDATE ME ON WHAT'S GOING ON.

[19:54] * JasmineSomebody digs up looking for wood.

[19:54] <+Max|Rodney> R: *grabs fridge and starts running back*

[19:54] * Beardo| makes triumphant fanfare noise @Sugar

[19:54] <+Samey_> Um, Jasmine? What should I grab from the pile?

[19:54] <+Leonard> Wibbily wobbily don't shoot me.

[19:54] <+Shawn__> Do we have tools yet?

[19:54] <+Max|Rodney> R: Is this good, tea--*sees Amy*

[19:54] * Dave- hides in the pile while looking for required supplies

[19:54] <+Max|Rodney> R: I....

[19:54] <@Chris|Ella> Chef: *aims gun at Jasmine, then stops*

[19:54] <+Max|Rodney> R: *drops fridge on self* AGH!

[19:54] <+Amy__> Rodney, what are you DOING?

[19:54] <+Amy__> ...

[19:54] <@Chris|Ella> Chef: I don't want her to hurt me. :|

[19:54] <+Amy__> Hah.

[19:54] <+Amy__> That was funny.

[19:54] <+JasmineSomebody> *grabs a Gemmie award*

[19:54] <+Dave-> Come on, come on...

[19:54] * Leonard takes a long staff

[19:54] <+JasmineSomebody> Oh.

[19:54] <@Chris|Ella> Chef *shoots tennis balls at Rodney*

[19:54] * Beardo| runs to pile

[19:54] <+Amy__> I'm so lost

[19:54] * JasmineSomebody throws Gemmie away

[19:54] <+Sugar> *grabs a plank and hands it to scarlett*

[19:54] * Dave- comes out with two planks of wood

[19:54] <+Leonard> The perfect thing for a wizard!

[19:54] * Beardo| makes slow motion noises

[19:54] <+Samey_> Uh, both teams are grabbing materials for shelter.

[19:55] <+Dave-> Someone help me out with this?

[19:55] <+Max|Rodney> R: *gets hit in the face with tennis ball* AGH!

[19:55] * Beardo| dives to get wood

[19:55] * Leonard runs back to camp with only the staff

[19:55] <+Sugar> Like these you were talking about? @ Scarlett

[19:55] <+Amy__> Finally. Took you long enough to tell me.

[19:55] * Amy__ claps.

[19:55] * Beardo| makes victorious trumpet fanfare

[19:55] <+Amy__> Come on team! Yeah run

[19:55] <+JasmineSomebody> I FOUND WOOD!

[19:55] <+Amy__> !!

[19:55] * Beardo| throws wood to Sky

[19:55] <+Samey_> Sorry, Amy..

[19:55] <@Chris|Ella> C: Um...

[19:55] * Amy__ picks up a piece of metal.

[19:55] <+Max|Rodney> M: *grabs one small twig and walks back*

[19:55] * JasmineSomebody grabs wood.

[19:55] <@Chris|Ella> C: Sure, Topher.

[19:55] <+Dave-> Also, we should get our materials from where Chef can't hit us

[19:55] <+Amy__> Guess this'll do something.

[19:55] <+JasmineSomebody> Help me, team!

[19:55] <+Max|Rodney> M: EVIL has done it's part!

[19:55] <@Chris|Ella> C: What do you want?

[19:55] <+Dave-> should we?

[19:55] * Sugar charges back into pile.

[19:55] <+Max|Rodney> M: HURRY UP!

[19:55] * Amy__ walks over with a piece of metal

[19:55] <+Amy__> Will this help?

[19:55] <+Sky__> Guys, I think we have enough material!

[19:55] <+Sky__> Let's start building!

[19:55] <+Amy__> Oh DO you?

[19:55] <+Amy__> Fine.

[19:55] * Leonard walks back to the pile holding the staff

[19:56] <+Samey_> Okay..

[19:56] <+JasmineSomebody> Yes. @Sky

[19:56] * Dave- goes back

[19:56] <+Topher|> Okay! Firstly, how do you get your hair like that?

[19:56] * Amy__ crosses her arms.

[19:56] <+Max|Rodney> R: Good! We're going to be built... like... my... you! I mean

[19:56] * Amy__ yells orders at Samey.

[19:56] * Sugar grabs more wood.

[19:56] * Beardo| makes jackhammer noises as he puts things together @Sky

[19:56] <+Amy__> Samey, move that piece of wood over there.

[19:56] * Amy__ points.

[19:56] <+Dave-> (CONF:) I guess this may not be so bad.

[19:56] <+Amy__> HURRY.

[19:56] * Dave- hides where Chef can't see

[19:56] <+Max|Rodney> R: *grabs wood*

[19:56] <+Shawn__> Why is nobody building my bunker shelter?

[19:56] <+Shawn__> Team?

[19:56] <+Sugar> I've twirled hogs as a talent, so this ain't too hard to carry.

[19:56] * Samey_ grabs the piece of wood, begrudingly.

[19:56] <+JasmineSomebody> We should build the roof first!

[19:56] <@Chris|Ella> Chris: All natural gel. Gives it that nice slick feeling.

[19:56] <+Leonard> FOUL ARCHER! YOU SHALL NOT SHOOT MY TEAM! BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO YOUR MOM WOULD BE DISSAPOINTED IN YOOOOU!

[19:56] <+Max|Rodney> R: Right... here...?

[19:56] <+Sky__> No, we need to build from the bottom up!

[19:56] <+Sky__> Or the whole thing will collapse!

[19:56] <+Amy__> Of course the giant girl wants to build the top first.

[19:56] * Amy__ rolls her eyes.

[19:56] * Dave- comes back with wood and metal pipe

[19:56] <@Chris|Ella> Chef: *shoots Samey with tennis balls*

[19:56] <+Topher|> Where can you get the gel?

[19:56] <+Amy__> Samey, start working on the roof!

[19:57] <@Chris|Ella> Chef: Huh, never seen that girl before.

[19:57] <+Amy__> SAMEY OH MY GOD YOU IDIOT.

[19:57] <+Leonard> Team! The archer on the mount will not shoot us because of the love of his mother!

[19:57] <+Amy__> WATCH OUT FOR TENNIS BALLS.

[19:57] <@Chris|Ella> Chef: Has she been here the whole time?

[19:57] <+Max|Rodney> R: *runs and covers Samey from tennis balls* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[19:57] <+Leonard> Wow

[19:57] * Sugar runs back to pile.

[19:57] <+Leonard> did he just shoot you?

[19:57] <+JasmineSomebody> Alright. From bottom to top.

[19:57] <+Sky__> Rodney, you and I should work on the base. Samey, Amy and Jasmine should work on the roof.

[19:57] * Beardo| makes hammer noises

[19:57] <+Leonard> What a monster I thought that'd work...

[19:57] <+Dave-> here's some more. How much do we need to do left?

[19:57] <+Max|Rodney> R: *gets pelted with tennis balls* ARGH AGH OUCH ACH!

[19:57] <+Sky__> Let's just meet in the middle

[19:57] <+Amy__> Can I just order Samey to do things?

[19:57] <+Max|Rodney> R: I... ok.

[19:57] <+Amy__> I'm good at that.

[19:57] <@Chris|Ella> Chris: I get all my gel from my barber, of course. Best in the buisness.

[19:57] <+Samey_> Thanks, Rodney!

[19:57] * Beardo| makes "wah wah wah" noises as he feels unappreciated @Sky

[19:57] <@Chris|Ella> Ella: What about meee!

[19:57] <+Topher|> Can I get your barber's phone number?

[19:57] <+Dave-> anyone coming?

[19:57] <+Max|Rodney> R: *begins putting the base together* Nice base... like you... @Sky__

[19:58] <@Chris|Ella> Ella: I can surely help!

[19:58] <+Amy__> Samey, FASTER.

[19:58] <+Amy__> COME ON.

[19:58] <@Chris|Ella> Ella: I'll go get materials now!

[19:58] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: My team is doing a great job!

[19:58] <+Dave-> okay folow me to get the materials

[19:58] * Leonard pats Beardo on the back

[19:58] <+Leonard> No worries Noise Goblin

[19:58] <+Samey_> Just wait!

[19:58] <+Leonard> let us prove we are a value to the team!

[19:58] <+Amy__> CONF: My team, (mainly Samey) is doing a TERRIBLE job.

[19:58] * Dave- jumps into blind spot in pile

[19:58] <+Samey_> I'm trying...

[19:58] <+Amy__> Try HARDER.

[19:58] <+Amy__> Gosh.

[19:58] <+JasmineSomebody> Rodney, can you give me the hammer, please?

[19:58] <+Samey_> (CONF): Ugh!

[19:58] <+Amy__> I got it.

[19:58] * Dave- gathers metal pipe and rope

[19:58] * Amy__ hands Jasmine the hammaer

[19:58] <+Amy__> *hammer

[19:58] * Dave- comes back

[19:58] <+Max|Rodney> R: *begins to hand Jasmine the hammer, but gets lost in her eyes*

[19:58] <+Sugar> Alright. (carries more wood)

[19:58] <@Chris|Ella> Chris: 777-323-1903

[19:58] <+Max|Rodney> R: I love... cabbages!

[19:59] <+JasmineSomebody> Thank you.

[19:59] <+Samey_> I have some nails if you need them..

[19:59] <@Chris|Ella> Chris: Why do you want my hair gel, anyway? :|

[19:59] <+Amy__> Samey, stop talking and WORK.

[19:59] * Amy__ snatches nails.

[19:59] * Leonard searches through pile and finds a pair of dice and a Bunions and Bards playset

[19:59] <+JasmineSomebody> ...nice to know. @Rodney

[19:59] <+Amy__> Here, Jasmine.

[19:59] <+Max|Rodney> M: HURRY UP TEAM! WE DO NOT HAVE ALL DAY! THERE SHALL BE HELL TO PAY!

[19:59] <+Topher|> Great! You should give us some of your all natural gel when we WIN this challenge!

[19:59] <+Sugar> I sure keep touching a lot of wood.

[19:59] <+Amy__> Take the nails.

[19:59] <+Amy__> I found them for you.

[19:59] <+Topher|> Oh, um, nothing! *dashes off*

[19:59] <+Leonard> Yes! Now we have an entertainment peice for our house!

[19:59] <+Max|Rodney> R: *grins stupidly* @Jasmine

[19:59] * Beardo| makes hammer noises as he puts things together

[19:59] <+Samey_> Actually, I did.

[19:59] <+Amy__> No, you were just holding them.

[19:59] <+Amy__> Stop arguing and get working.

[19:59] * JasmineSomebody confusedly stares at Rodney.

[19:59] <+Samey_> Fine..

[19:59] <+Shawn__> Topher you should do something cool!

[19:59] <+Shawn__> Like um...

[19:59] <+Dave-> (CONF:) I have no idea what else to do, but if the teammates are doing stuff, I should, too. I came here because of a joke. I didn't expect to get signed on.

[19:59] <+Shawn__> Take Chris's mobile home

[19:59] <+Sugar> Hey Dave, how look smart...how do we build?

[19:59] <+Shawn__> and drag it out here

[20:00] <+Topher|> Build a Chris monument?

[20:00] <+Shawn__> so we can use it!

[20:00] <@Chris|Ella> Everyone's working on their shelters!

[20:00] <+Samey_> Jasmine, where do I start?

[20:00] <+Max|Rodney> R: Your eyes are like... pools of... uh... mud! I MEAN NO WAIT I LOVE WAIT! @Jasmine

[20:00] <+Amy__> Just DO something.

[20:00] <+Dave-> Anything else we need?

[20:00] * Amy__ taps her foot impatiently.

[20:00] <+Max|Rodney> R: *facepalms* CRAP!

[20:00] <+Amy__> Sky, HELLO?

[20:00] <+Topher|> Okay, let's build a Chris monument then :3 *runs off to find supplies*

[20:00] <@Chris|Ella> Chris: Some...more than others. :|

[20:00] * JasmineSomebody confusedly stares at Rodney.

[20:00] <+Amy__> How's it coming, Sky?

[20:00] * Chris|Ella glances at Topher

[20:00] <+JasmineSomebody> Thanks?

[20:00] <+Sky__> It's going well!

[20:00] <+Leonard> Okay guild! I got a staff and a B and B playset

[20:00] <+Sugar> Wood, metal, rope....we don't have anything pink D:

[20:00] <+Amy__> Rodney, stop being horny and WORK.

[20:00] <+Sky__> Samey, keep doing what you're doing, the roof is coming out very well. :)

[20:01] * Dave- goes back in

[20:01] <+Amy__> Actually, I did the roof.

[20:01] <+Samey_> Thanks!

[20:01] <+Leonard> Let's make a wizard tower guys!

[20:01] <+Amy__> THanks for noticing :)

[20:01] <+Amy__> @Sky

[20:01] <+Max|Rodney> R: Horny? I wait what I no horn what?

[20:01] <+Sky__> Oh...

[20:01] <@Chris|Ella> --Team Camps: Both building their shelters--

[20:01] <+Sky__> okay!

[20:01] <+Max|Rodney> R: I looooove-- *gets slapped by Amy*

[20:01] <+Sky__> Well, whoever did it, it's still great :)

[20:01] * Dave- comes back

[20:01] <+JasmineSomebody> CONF: Rodney is a nice guy and all, but... I don't get what he's saying.

[20:01] <+Amy__> WORK, RODNEY.

[20:01] * Samey_ goes back to working on the roof.

[20:01] <+Max|Rodney> R: I ... okay. :(

[20:01] * Amy__ smiles at Sky.

[20:01] <+Sugar> Hey Ella. You find anything?

[20:01] * Samey_ frowns and glares at Amy.

[20:01] * Sky__ reluctantly smiles

[20:01] <@Chris|Ella> Ella: I didn't find anything...

[20:01] <+Amy__> Did you just GLARE at me?

[20:01] <+Dave-> (tto Ella and Sugar) I found a spot where Chef can't see us. Right in the pile.

[20:01] <+Amy__> You're pushing it.

[20:01] <+Max|Rodney> M: *puts one twig up* I have completed my mission. YOUR TURN! @team

[20:02] <+Leonard> *taps Sky on the back* What should the noise goblin and I do rogue?

[20:02] <+Dave-> We can get our stuff there

[20:02] <+Sugar> That's brillant! @ Dvae

[20:02] <@Chris|Ella> Ella: But at least we have this beautiful day! :D

[20:02] <+Samey_> (CONF) Well, maybe I should push you, Amy!!

[20:02] <+Max|Rodney> M: Yes, brilliant because I THOUGHT OF IT! HAH!

[20:02] <+Amy__> Leonard, what are you TALKING about?

[20:02] * Max|Rodney walks over to Dave and Sugar

[20:02] * JasmineSomebody looks at Amy.

[20:02] * Dave- goes toward pile

[20:02] <+Sugar> Where's that Scarlett? Didn't she have blue prints?

[20:02] <+Dave-> This way.

[20:02] <+Amy__> We're not making a wizard tower.

[20:02] * Samey_ sighs.

[20:02] <+JasmineSomebody> Could you help me here, Amy?

[20:02] * Dave- enters blind spot

[20:02] * Leonard storms off

[20:02] * Sugar follows Dvae

[20:02] <+Max|Rodney> M: Probably off being STUPID and INFERIOR to my GENIUS @Sugar

[20:02] <+Amy__> Samey can. Hold on.

[20:02] <+Sugar> *Dave

[20:02] * Amy__ turns to Samey.

[20:02] <+Amy__> SAMEY, HELP JASMINE.

[20:02] * Amy__ smiles.

[20:02] <+Samey_> Ugh, okay...

[20:03] * Dave- and Sugar gather stuff

[20:03] <+JasmineSomebody> ...okay.

[20:03] <+Leonard> (CONF):Wibbity wee, dibbity doo! I want to make a wizard tower and they should too!

[20:03] <+Sugar> Based on those big words I'd agree @ Max

[20:03] <+Amy__> Glad I could help, Jasmine!

[20:03] <+Leonard> Do you all want to make one now?

[20:03] <+Sky__> I think Samey did that, actually...

[20:03] * Max|Rodney gathers stuff with Sugar and Dave.

[20:03] * Dave- leaves pile and goes back

[20:03] <+Leonard> *winks*

[20:03] <+Max|Rodney> SUGAR, DAVE, CARRY THIS!

[20:03] <+Topher|> Like I said before, we should build a GIANT CHRIS MONUMENT and live in it.

[20:03] <+Sky__> I think we're almost done!

[20:03] <+Amy__> She wouldn't know what to do without my guidance though

[20:03] <+Amy__> @Sky

[20:03] <+JasmineSomebody> Samey helped me. @Amy

[20:03] * Sugar plucks up stuff

[20:03] <+Dave-> (CONF:) I don't know if I felt like this before. This level of energy...

[20:03] <+Max|Rodney> M: *points to large, bulky thing that is useless*

[20:03] <+JasmineSomebody> Oh.

[20:03] <+Leonard> I helped too! I supervised!

[20:03] * Dave- carries

[20:03] <+Amy__> If you say so... @Jasmine.

[20:03] <+Sky__> We just need to finish the roof! Come on salmon!

[20:03] <+Sugar> What's that? @ Max

[20:03] * Samey_ slowly smiles, while still working.

[20:03] <+Amy__> You haven't done anything but spit out spells!

[20:03] * Leonard sulks

[20:04] <+Max|Rodney> R: Yes ma'am... *gets lost in her eyes*

[20:04] * Beardo| screwdriver noises as he puts roof together

[20:04] <+Max|Rodney> M: It is MY NEWEST INVENTION! @Sugar

[20:04] <+Dave-> This is kinda heavy. Where do we take it?

[20:04] <+Amy__> Samey, I need your help.

[20:04] <+Amy__> Come here.

[20:04] <+Dave-> and tell us quckly

[20:04] <+Leonard> Perhaps I could make a fire place!

[20:04] <+Amy__> Hold this nail.

[20:04] <+Max|Rodney> M: to our camp!

[20:04] <+Sugar> To your spot right? @ Dave

[20:04] <+Samey_> Okay.

[20:04] <+Amy__> We don't need a FIRE @Leonard

[20:04] <+Amy__> But, you can if you want.

[20:04] <+Amy__> I'm cold.

[20:04] * Samey_ grabs the nail, unwillingly.

[20:04] <+Amy__> Samey, give me your jacket.

[20:04] <+Leonard> The cloak doesn't keep me very warm...

[20:04] <+Amy__> DROP THE NAIL AND GIVE ME YOUR JACKET.

[20:04] * Dave- gets it to camp

[20:05] <+Samey_> I don't have it with me, Amy.

[20:05] * Amy__ frowns.

[20:05] <@Chris|Ella> Chris: Both teams, you've got 5 minutes left to build! Get MOVING

[20:05] <+Amy__> You're useless.

[20:05] <+JasmineSomebody> I think we'll need a fire place.

[20:05] <+Amy__> Okay, grab the nail.

[20:05] <+Samey_> I think it was on the boat..

[20:05] * Amy__ takes out the hammer.

[20:05] * Amy__ hammers in the nail.

[20:05] <+Sugar> Let's just throw it all together and see what happens!

[20:05] <+Leonard> Firey shadows and light of newt! Give me a fire or I'll, er, toot?

[20:05] <+Max|Rodney> R: *grabs jacket and gives Amy it*

[20:05] <+Max|Rodney> R: Here... my love...

[20:05] <+Amy__> Hey... uh.. thanks?

[20:05] <+Sky__> Guys, they're close! We need to work harder!

[20:05] <+Dave-> (CONF:) So far, I have opinions on four of the people in my team. Some are weird, but actually helpful.

[20:05] * Amy__ puts on the jacket.

[20:05] <+Amy__> It's sweaty...

[20:05] <+Samey_> Well, a fire place would catch the treehouse on fire, wouldn't it?

[20:05] <+Amy__> but I'm warm.

[20:05] * Dave- gets back in pile

[20:05] * Sugar begins 'building' as best as she can...which isn't much.

[20:05] <+JasmineSomebody> Yes!

[20:05] <+Max|Rodney> R: Sweaty with my LOVE!!!

[20:05] <+Max|Rodney> R: I mean...

[20:05] <+Amy__> Ew...

[20:05] * Amy__ cringes

[20:05] <+Max|Rodney> R: I'm sorry.

[20:06] * Leonard catches fire

[20:06] * Dave- comes back with supplies

[20:06] <+Amy__> I was JUST going to say that, Samey!

[20:06] * Beardo| gasps

[20:06] <+Leonard> ;-;

[20:06] * Beardo| makes fire siren noises

[20:06] <+Max|Rodney> R: I just... I just... I j-j-just... *cries*

[20:06] * Sugar starts singing craptry while working

[20:06] * Leonard rolls around on the ground screaming

[20:06] <+Samey_> Yeah..

[20:06] * JasmineSomebody is hammering nails on the roof.

[20:06] <+Amy__> Leonard, what the heck?

[20:06] <+Leonard> why did the spell work ,_,

[20:06] <+Samey_> Leonard, you okay?

[20:06] * Dave- goes back in

[20:06] * Beardo| makes beat @Sugar

[20:06] <+Leonard> I am a level 30 wizard

[20:06] <+Max|Rodney> M: *is putting together a giant thing* Yes... yes... this is EXCELLENT! BWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[20:06] <+Topher|> Hey! You! @Dave

[20:06] * JasmineSomebody lets hammer fall.

[20:06] <+JasmineSomebody> oops

[20:06] <@Chris|Ella> Chris: Three minutes left!

[20:06] <+JasmineSomebody> BEWARE

[20:06] <+Leonard> I haven't mastered the dark arts yet

[20:06] <+Dave-> (to himself) I'm gonna die, aren't I?

[20:06] <@Chris|Ella> Chris: And Kinosewak is on fire!

[20:06] <+Topher|> Help me finish this Chris monument!

[20:06] <+Amy__> Maybe you could just light the fire... manually?

[20:07] <@Chris|Ella> Chris: Literally. XD

[20:07] * Dave- gathers more stuff

[20:07] <+Sky__> We're close!

[20:07] <+Amy__> SAMEY, LIGHT A FIRE.

[20:07] <+Leonard> Now that'd just be degrading

[20:07] * Dave- comes back

[20:07] <+Max|Rodney> M: *holds up gun thing* TEAM! I HAVE JUST CREATED THE GREATEST INVENTION TO EVER BE INVENTED! BWA HA HA HA HA!

[20:07] <+Sugar> Hey Ella, give me hand! If only we could magically summon allies to help us.

[20:07] <+Samey_> But, how?

[20:07] * Dave- goes back in

[20:07] * Leonard throws his burning cap onto the fire

[20:07] <+Amy__> I don't know!? Think of something.

[20:07] * Beardo| makes lighter noise

[20:07] <+Amy__> UGH LEONARD GOOD JOB.

[20:07] <+Max|Rodney> m: TEAM. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?!

[20:07] <+Samey_> I could get some rocks...

[20:07] * Dave- pants

[20:07] * JasmineSomebody looks at Leonard

[20:07] <+Max|Rodney> M: *holds up crappy looking water gun*

[20:07] <+Dave-> This is it.

[20:07] * Beardo| makes triumphant fanfare noise

[20:07] * JasmineSomebody covers eyes.

[20:07] <+Sugar> I usually don't think @ Max

[20:07] * Dave- gathers more supplies

[20:07] <@Chris|Ella> Two minutes left! Get MOVING!

[20:08] * Beardo| gasps

[20:08] <+Amy__> Our shelter is burning down.

[20:08] * Dave- runs back to deliver

[20:08] <+Amy__> THis is GREAT.

[20:08] <+Leonard> What?

[20:08] <+Max|Rodney> M: I am surrounded by MORONS!

[20:08] <+JasmineSomebody> GO TEAM!

[20:08] * Sugar contiunes building...

[20:08] <+JasmineSomebody> WE'RE ALMOST DONE.

[20:08] <+JasmineSomebody> FASTER, FASTER!

[20:08] <+Dave-> How is everything doing?

[20:08] <+Max|Rodney> M: *throws gun down, which shoots water into Rodney's eyes*

[20:08] * Amy__ shrugs.

[20:08] <+Max|Rodney> R: AGH! MY EYES!

[20:08] <+Sugar> Well, we're almost kinda done too!

[20:08] <+Shawn__> Team?

[20:08] <+Samey_> I think we need more nails..

[20:08] * Amy__ laughs at Rodney.

[20:08] <+Max|Rodney> R: *falls into shelter*

[20:08] <+Shawn__> Where did you all go?

[20:08] * Shawn__ wanders into the woods

[20:08] <+Dave-> Max, can you help us out?

[20:08] <+Amy__> HERE.

[20:08] <+Shawn__> Did you all turn into zombies?

[20:08] <+Max|Rodney> R: *breaks part of the shelter*

[20:08] <+Sugar> Over here! @ Shawn

[20:08] * Amy__ throws bag of nails at Samey.

[20:08] <+Max|Rodney> R: IT BURNS!

[20:08] * Dave- goes back in

[20:08] <+Max|Rodney> M: *walks over*

[20:08] <+JasmineSomebody> NO RODNEY

[20:08] <+Max|Rodney> M: FASTER!

[20:08] <+Sky__> (CONF): So, about my team. Jasmine is a little intimidating, but she's ready to work and I appreciate someone with a strong work ethic like mine. Amy & Samey have a complex relationship...

[20:08] <+Max|Rodney> R: I'm sorry!

[20:08] <@Chris|Ella> ONE

[20:08] * Shawn__ walks around

[20:09] <+Samey_> Ow! That hurt...

[20:09] <@Chris|Ella> MINUTE

[20:09] <+Shawn__> HELLO!?!?!

[20:09] <@Chris|Ella> LEFT

[20:09] <+Shawn__> Are you all zombies!?

[20:09] * Shawn__ walks around

[20:09] * Dave- comes out with more wood

[20:09] <@Chris|Ella> YOU GUYS NEED TO GET GOING!

[20:09] <+Max|Rodney> R: *frantically puts the shelter back together* I... I... crap...

[20:09] <+Sugar> Go Dave! You're faster than a rabbit during mating season!

[20:09] <+Sky__> Beardo doesn't really work much, and Leonard is weird...

[20:09] <+JasmineSomebody> Alright, we have to rebuild a wall.

[20:09] <+Amy__> Maybe if you had better coordination, it wouldn't!

[20:09] <+Amy__> @Samey

[20:09] * Shawn__ trips over logs

[20:09] <+JasmineSomebody> We have one minute left.

[20:09] <+Shawn__> hey my team could use these

[20:09] * Dave- runs back in

[20:09] * Shawn__ takes the logs and walks out of the woods

[20:09] <+Shawn__> HELLO??

[20:09] <+Shawn__> MASKWAK?

[20:09] <+Sky__> Rodney is most of our manpower right now, which I appreciate. We need to keep strong people like him around! But I'm not really looking for a boyfriend right now.

[20:09] <+Amy__> How do we build a wall in one minute?

[20:09] <+Shawn__> ARE YOU THERE?

[20:09] * Samey_ takes some nails out and hands them out.

[20:09] * Sugar countines 'building'

[20:09] <+Max|Rodney> R: *grabs nails and hammer and tries to fix it while crying*

[20:09] <+Sky__> Which is what he's interested in.

[20:09] <+Max|Rodney> M: I AM HERE. @Shawn

[20:09] <+Dave-> (CONF:) I hope everyone knows what they're doing.

[20:09] <+Shawn__> Hi Max!

[20:09] <+Sky__> ... as in, a girlfriend. Not a boyfriend.

[20:09] * Shawn__ runs over to max

[20:09] <+Topher|> Thanks for the wood! *takes wood and goes back to Chris monument*

[20:09] <+Sugar> Anyone have any super glue?

[20:09] * Shawn__ trips

[20:09] * Dave- comes out with supplies

[20:09] <+Sky__> But it's cool if he is.. I don't judge.

[20:09] * Shawn__ throws the logs around

[20:09] <+Shawn__> Oh

[20:09] <+Shawn__> um

[20:09] <+Shawn__> let's use these to build the shelter with!

[20:09] <+Topher|> Ugh! I need PAINT!

[20:10] <+Dave-> Is there anything we need?

[20:10] <+Max|Rodney> M: I like it!

[20:10] <+Topher|> Someone find me paint. >.>

[20:10] <+Leonard> Guild! I shall bless our shelter!

[20:10] <+Max|Rodney> M: *puts logs up* HURRY UP MINION. HELP

[20:10] * Dave- sighs

[20:10] * Dave- runs back in

[20:10] * Amy__ rolls her eyes.

[20:10] <+Leonard> This way not trolls and garden gnomes will be able to take over

[20:10] * Dave- looks through pile

[20:10] <+Amy__> Leonard, save it.

[20:10] <+Amy__> Honestly.

[20:10] <+Sugar> Our team together, some matierals and pink, but other than that no. @ Dave

[20:10] <+Dave-> (to himself) Paint? He needs paint?

[20:10] * Shawn__ helps Max

[20:10] <@Chris|Ella> STOP!

[20:10] <+Dave-> We need to focus on solid construction

[20:10] * Dave- comes back with paint and supplies

[20:10] <+Leonard> But I didn't bless it yet!

[20:11] * Samey_ mutters, "Maybe you should save it, Amy.."

[20:11] <+Dave-> Why the paint?

[20:11] <@Chris|Ella> --Team Camps: Judging--

[20:11] <+JasmineSomebody> Thank you, Leonard!

[20:11] <+Topher|> Ugh!

[20:11] * Amy__ glances at Samey.

[20:11] <+Topher|> Never mind.

[20:11] <+Amy__> What did you say?

[20:11] <@Chris|Ella> Alright...Kinosewak.

[20:11] <+Max|Rodney> R: *stands there nervously*

[20:11] <@Chris|Ella> Nice, nice.

[20:11] <+Leonard> Guild I have +20 charisma

[20:11] <@Chris|Ella> A little...charred :|

[20:11] <+Samey_> Nothing! I said nothing!

[20:11] <+Leonard> He's sure to love it

[20:11] <@Chris|Ella> But nice.

[20:11] <+Max|Rodney> R: *frowns*

[20:11] <+Amy__> That's what I thought..

[20:11] <+JasmineSomebody> :]

[20:11] <@Chris|Ella> 7 out of 10~

[20:11] <@Chris|Ella> Maskwak, let's see what oyu've got...

[20:11] * Leonard glares at Chris with strain in order to sway his decision

[20:11] <+Max|Rodney> R: *hugs Jasmine and Amy* YAY!

[20:11] <+Amy__> 7 out of 10?

[20:11] <+Sugar> Ta da!

[20:11] <+JasmineSomebody> That's... good?

[20:11] <+Amy__> Not bad.

[20:11] <+Sky__> Only 7? :S

[20:11] * Chris|Ella looks at Maskwak's "shelter"

[20:11] <@Chris|Ella> Um...

[20:12] <+Amy__> Rodney, do you want your jacket back?

[20:12] <+Max|Rodney> M: *stands triumphantly*

[20:12] <+Sky__> Guys, we need to hope that the other team is worse than us.

[20:12] <@Chris|Ella> This is just a pile of supplies.

[20:12] <+Dave-> Oh, boy...

[20:12] <+Amy__> It's... pretty moist.

[20:12] * JasmineSomebody stares at Rodney

[20:12] <@Chris|Ella> :|

[20:12] <+Sky__> Wait!

[20:12] <+Sky__> Chris, we're not done!

[20:12] <+Dave-> Wha...?

[20:12] <+Sugar> No uh, I was building the whole time!

[20:12] * Sky__ puts dreamcatcher in the entrance of shelter

[20:12] <+Max|Rodney> M: An EVIL pile of supplies! @Chris

[20:12] <+Sky__> There.

[20:12] <+Sky__> :)

[20:12] <+Dave-> Did you guys even build anything?

[20:12] <@Chris|Ella> Nice job, guys.

[20:12] <+Sugar> Topher, weren't you building something?

[20:12] <+Dave-> I was actually trying to help!

[20:12] <+Max|Rodney> R: It's... beautiful... @Sky

[20:12] <@Chris|Ella> ..wait.

[20:12] <@Chris|Ella> Out of the corner of my eye.

[20:12] <+Topher|> OBVIOUSLY.

[20:12] <@Chris|Ella> Is that...

[20:12] * Chris|Ella runs to Topher's monument.

[20:12] <@Chris|Ella> It's...

[20:12] <+Topher|> Here's a wood model of Chris.

[20:12] * Sky__ sighs

[20:12] <@Chris|Ella> it's BEAUTIFUL!

[20:12] <+Topher|> I haven't painted it yet. :/

[20:12] <@Chris|Ella> TEAM MASKWAK WINS IMMUNITY!

[20:13] <+Shawn__> Yay!

[20:13] <+Max|Rodney> M: EXACTLY AS PLANNED! >:D

[20:13] <+Shawn__> WE did it team!

[20:13] <+JasmineSomebody> WHAT?

[20:13] <+Sugar> YEE HAW!

[20:13] <+Dave-> By the way, Topher, I have the paint

[20:13] * Amy__ sighs.

[20:13] <+Leonard> That sure isn't going to ward off evil spirits

[20:13] <+Max|Rodney> M: I KNEW IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!

[20:13] <+Samey_> Aww...!

[20:13] <+Amy__> Samey, why didn't YOU think of that?

[20:13] <+JasmineSomebody> They didn't even build a shelter!

[20:13] <+Max|Rodney> R: ...Aww.

[20:13] <+Amy__> THis is all your fault!

[20:13] * JasmineSomebody sighs.

[20:13] <@Chris|Ella> C: Meaning Team Kinosewak...

[20:13] <+Max|Rodney> R: *hangs head in shame*

[20:13] <+Sugar> Don't be jealous we're great ;)

[20:13] * Chris|Ella blows up Team Kinosewak's shelter.

[20:13] <+Leonard> Have fun sleeping on CHris' tight abs while sleep by a burning shack

[20:13] <+Samey_> But, you-

[20:13] <+Leonard> Oh

[20:13] * JasmineSomebody taps Rodnet's back

[20:13] <+Leonard> But I blessed it...

[20:13] * Amy__ sighs.

[20:13] <+JasmineSomebody> Don't do that, dude!

[20:13] <+Max|Rodney> R: *looks at Jasmine*

[20:13] <+JasmineSomebody> We're gonna win the next challenge.

[20:13] <+Sky__> We did good guys.

[20:13] <@Chris|Ella> Luckily for you guys, I've decided to be nice, so no one's going home tonight

[20:13] <+Dave-> (CONF:) What did Topher do? What did he even do? What is this? All my work and... A statue?!

[20:14] <+Sky__> All that matters is that we tried.

[20:14] <+Samey_> We tried...

[20:14] <+Amy__> Not hard enough, obviously.

[20:14] * Amy__ frowns.

[20:14] <+Sugar> Awesome job team. Though it could use more pink...